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Perfect time to rant, I guess

>Attempt first Nuzlocke, Randomized FireRed
>Barely get through Rock Tunnel, team is about 7-10 levels higher than all trainer mons
>Lose Teddiursa to a 5-hit 2-crit Fury Attack
>Shed a manly tear, but carry on
>Fighting trainers on the route before Celadon
>Suddenly, Shadow Tag Wobbofett
>Traps my lvl 31 Marshtomp, my star player
>Destiny Bond, Destiny Bond, Destiny Bond
>Finally accept the inevitable and watch my MVP die to bullshit
>Send out my starter, recently evolved Electabuzz
>Another Shadow Tag Wobbufett
>DESTINY BOND DESTINY BOND DESTINY BOND
>WHAT THE FLYING FUCK

Anyone else get their ass RNG'd to hell and back attempting a randomized Nuzlocke? This is absolute horse shit. I'm tempted to just keep my Electabuzz, that was fucking retarded.

Also, my Gyarados got crit by a critical hit Thunderpunch from a fucking SUDOWOODO two trainers later. I'm down to a Medicham and a horribly underleveled Surskit, FUCK this.

Nuzlocke General <3