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Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 20:41:37 No.16354173 View View Reply Original Report

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>Q: What's your secret?
>A: I'm actually a guy!

Every single time I find someone I think is a girl that I can befriend. Why can't they just block people from playing as a girl if they are a guy?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 20:42:28 No.16354184 Report

Quoted By: >>16354190

>trying to befriend women through a pokemon game

Quick, everyone point and laugh.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 20:42:37 No.16354188 Report

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Why can't you just stop being so fucking insecure?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 20:42:48 No.16354190 Report

Quoted By: >>16354205

>>16354184
fuck you nerd

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 20:43:00 No.16354197 Report

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and how exactly is the game going to be able to tell if someone's a guy or not
besides it's not that hard to find a female player

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 20:43:33 No.16354205 Report

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>>16354190
>nerd
oh the irony.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 20:44:12 No.16354219 Report

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Why do you need females to validate your hobby?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 20:45:12 No.16354231 Report

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>>16354173
Why are you specifically looking for females to befriend? Are you that desperate?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 20:45:21 No.16354237 Report

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>>16354173
You're a fucking idiot.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 20:45:31 No.16354240 Report

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>Not gathering a harem of /vp/ man-bitches

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 20:45:41 No.16354242 Report

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>>16354173
I can't fucking breath, I'm laughing so hard at you.
Your autism is so fucking intense that you would actually try to block someone from playing a different character in a VIDEO GAME because you want to make friends with some girl over the interwebs because you'll never, ever be able to talk to one in real life?
Is this a joke? Because it's pretty fucking funny.
Take your beta ass out of here and cry to your mommy about how grills are mean to you then hang yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 20:45:58 No.16354249 Report

Quoted By: >>16354317 >>16354338

>can't get a pokebro in my area to get drunk with
this live is suffering

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 20:47:20 No.16354272 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 20:48:04 No.16354288 Report

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>not wanting a qt 3.14 trap bf
nigga you gay

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 20:49:43 No.16354317 Report

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>>16354249
well whats ur area

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 20:50:54 No.16354337 Report

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Why does it specifically have to be girls?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 20:50:59 No.16354338 Report

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>>16354249
How I know this feel.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 20:51:36 No.16354348 Report

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What's worse than this is some guy pinging you all day to show you his shinies.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 20:53:08 No.16354367 Report

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>>16354173
Jesus fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 20:54:08 No.16354383 Report

Quoted By: >>16354404 >>16354428

>gonna trade with some one from /vp/ and types like a girl (basically, types like a fucking idiot and does "~" THAT thing)
>what's your in-game name
>jeff
alrighty then

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 20:54:43 No.16354390 Report

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>inb4 OP is a grill

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 20:55:57 No.16354404 Report

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>>16354383
What do you have against tildes, Anon? They're great for adding a sense of whimsy~

Negrido 3239-2723-8071 Flying [Swanna-Spearow-Fletchinder]

Negrido 3239-2723-8071 Flying [Swanna-Spearow-Fletchinder] Fri 29 Nov 2013 20:56:30 No.16354411 Report

Quoted By: >>16354429 >>16354442

Cant you just befriend men? What are you, some sort of man racist?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 20:57:24 No.16354428 Report

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>>16354383
Check your privilege.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 20:57:24 No.16354429 Report

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>>16354411
He's an autist like Chris-chan

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 20:58:12 No.16354442 Report

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>>16354411
We call that misandrism

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 20:59:45 No.16354477 Report

Quoted By: >>16354529

>mfw 2 friends have their secret as "I'm actually a guy!"
>mfw both of them are playing as Calem
>mfw one of them is actually a girl

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 21:02:01 No.16354527 Report

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>>16354173
>lose power during Sandy last year and get moved to another dorm for a few days
>get roomed with big black guy
>turns out he loves Pokemon and he has White 2 while I have Black 2
>help him beat Clay by trading him a Gligar (he had nothing to beat or wall ground types)
>he's playing as a girl named J Slutz
>see his character run through my Join Avenue and he's a nurse that speaks in emoticons
>ask him why and he replies "IT'S JUST ROLEPLAYING MAN, KNOW WHAT I MEAN?!"
>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 21:02:01 No.16354529 Report

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>>16354477

Even the girls troll TC by being guys. Talk about everyone being out to get you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 21:03:16 No.16354546 Report

Quoted By: >>16354637 >>16354798 >>16355451

>mfw I switched over to a girl avatar and now I constantly get O-powers while I'm online

White5009 !B2vHE9ennE

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White5009 !B2vHE9ennE Fri 29 Nov 2013 21:04:45 No.16354561 Report

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My only complaint is that I have so many Serenas in my friend list that I have a hard time telling which one is which.
But geez, OP, let people play as the gender they want. It isn't hurting you.

Why the fuck would you be trying to find girls via Pokemon, anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 21:06:16 No.16354591 Report

Quoted By: >>16354634

Aside from attention whores the majority of females who play ANY video games as actual recreation tend to hide the fact they are female so they aren't harassed. If you want a girl to play pokemon with you go meet geeky girls irl.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 21:08:25 No.16354634 Report

Quoted By: >>16354650 >>16354695 >>16354885 >>16355021 >>16357860

>>16354591
Where exactly does one find these "geeky girls".
I tried the local book store and the closest thing I found were weaaboo jail baits.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 21:08:41 No.16354637 Report

Quoted By: >>16354716 >>16354796 >>16354798 >>16354814 >>16354825 >>16357382

>>16354546
I actually am a girl so when I'm trading people online I leave voice chat on and make sure I let out a girly little giggle, pretend like it was an accident and cutely say, "So sorry!" into the mic. If they hear it, I usually get free 4/5iv Pokémon, O-Powers, and shinies. Get on my level.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 21:09:13 No.16354650 Report

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>>16354634

Break into their room where they're playing video games or reading. They don't leave the house.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 21:10:38 No.16354683 Report

Quoted By: >>16355778

I'm a girl and I always play as male characters in any game to avoid girl desperate asshats like OP who want to hook up via vidya games
I'm here for games not your dick

Sm00ze !UdzMmUq0Oc

Sm00ze !UdzMmUq0Oc Fri 29 Nov 2013 21:11:02 No.16354695 Report

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>>16354634

>tfw you put "I actually have a girlfriend" as your secret b/c you're lezzer scum and people still think you're a guy

oh well.

don't worry, there are pokegirlz out there, just have your DS out when you're on the subway or something. If I see someone playing, I always talk to them without exception

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 21:12:02 No.16354716 Report

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>>16354637
I envy girls like you.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 21:13:47 No.16354744 Report

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>you will never be a girl

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 21:13:49 No.16354746 Report

Quoted By: >>16357318

>how dare you play a rpg as the opposite gender

you do realize this is a role playing game sir

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 21:14:01 No.16354749 Report

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It's much more common amung the japs

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 21:16:49 No.16354794 Report

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I'm a girl and I pick whichever protagonist looks cooler. This time around I picked a girl and named her after myself and customized her to look like me, but now I regret it because it's a weird feeling.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 21:16:53 No.16354796 Report

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>>16354637
So basically you're a prostitute.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 21:16:59 No.16354798 Report

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Why the fuck are you guys such fucking losers? Are you trying to court a girl through a fucking kid's game? Don't you have the courage and go to speak to that one girl you like? Or are your standards so fucking high you won't speak to a girl unless she's from your dreams or some shit? If you stopped trying to court a girl through the game and tried to ACTUALLY court a girl, this >>16354637 and this >>16354546 would stop happening. You imbeciles.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 21:18:02 No.16354814 Report

Quoted By: >>16355106

>>16354637
a-a-are you s-s-single?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 21:18:43 No.16354825 Report

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>>16354637
I don't understand why people do this, what even goes through their mind while doing this?
>Maybe if I gove her good pogeymanz, she'll suck my dick!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 21:20:10 No.16354859 Report

Quoted By: >>16354876

>plays as the boy
>will never actually be a boy

:(

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 21:21:06 No.16354876 Report

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>>16354859
I feel you

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 21:21:30 No.16354885 Report

Quoted By: >>16355021

>>16354634
You talk to women and get to know them. There are a ton of women who are actually geeky, its just not something about themselves they initially show. While its true a geeky girl is attractive to many guys, its not exactly the most appealing thing there is and is also a turn off to some. It also opens them up to flack from their girlfriends which they many times don't want to deal with.

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Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 21:21:38 No.16354890 Report

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>>16354173
>tfw one of those people

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 21:27:52 No.16355021 Report

Quoted By: >>16355091 >>16355129 >>16358032

>>16354634
>>16354885
Protip for the losers in this thread:

>I was helping as a waiter in an event
>Girl asks me to serve her some tea
>Serve her tea
>She asks me again
>This time prepare it myself
>Fill it too much
>Spill
>Be sorry
>Never bothered about being ridiculous or some shit, I was doing my job
>Days later someone adds me to my fb
>It was the girl
>We talk
>We date
>She's my year and half gf now

Do you see what was right all along? She didn't "talk to me". Instead, she used the chance to talk with me and get to know me. Now that she wasn't an unknown to me all along, she decided to add me, and then we dated.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 21:28:00 No.16355024 Report

Quoted By: >>16355497

>>16354173
>tfw chubby chaser
>tfw chubby girls are easy to find
>tfw chubby q.t.3.14 gf who loves pokemon and doctor who

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 21:30:12 No.16355068 Report

Quoted By: >>16355410

If you're seeking out women just to get your dick wet, they won't even give you the time of day. They fucking know somehow.

Go out and meet people, guys included. See what sticks. For all you know, one of those guys might know a girl who's legitimately interested in you, or you might (though unlikely) meet the right girl by chance.

Of course this all goes out the window if you're a fat, unkempt neckbeard with no social skills. In that case, fix yourself before trying anything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 21:31:40 No.16355091 Report

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>>16355021
Another thing:
>gf does not like nerdy guys
>She thinks they are sickfucks
>She barely plays anything and watches zero anime and shit
>But she's entirely fine with me liking nerdy things

You also gotta lower your standards. If I just had kept it as "nerdy girls only", I wouldn't have the happy, relaxed relationship I currently have.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 21:32:11 No.16355106 Report

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>>16354814
So sorry, anon! I already have a Poké-nerd boyfriend. I don't need two!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 21:32:41 No.16355112 Report

Quoted By: >>16355294

>>16354173
>What's your secret?
>I actually have a boyfriend!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 21:33:27 No.16355129 Report

Quoted By: >>16355204

>>16355021
"talk to her" is a generic term used to describe any kind of interaction with females which is key in getting to date it. Its a hell of a lot different than awkward forcing conversations with them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 21:36:38 No.16355192 Report

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>implying girls exist

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 21:37:07 No.16355204 Report

Quoted By: >>16355342 >>16355436 >>16357021

>>16355129
Make the situation.

>Nerdy girl is playing Pokemon
>"Hey, are you playing X or Y?"
>She might reply, a bit nervous
>"Well, I need to complete my Pokedex. I can give you some Pokemon you might be looking for. Is it okay if we traded?"

>All of this, while you keep your distance with her.

So fucking easy.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 21:41:20 No.16355294 Report

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>>16355112
>male trainer

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 21:41:53 No.16355305 Report

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where can i find poke bros?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 21:43:37 No.16355342 Report

Quoted By: >>16355394

>>16355204
Well yeah obviously thats just normal human interaction. I was talking more about the guys who are super obvious bad. For example, theres a spergy dude in my geology class I saw trying to flirt with a girl after class. She was being polite but also obviously didn't want to be there. The dude had some stuff down where you let the girl talk except she didn't want to so it was more like was interrogating her.

I think a lot of people hate the phrase "just talk to her" because they misinterpret it as "talk to every girl cuter than a 6/10 even if they don't like you".

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 21:45:47 No.16355394 Report

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>>16355342
>I think a lot of people hate the phrase "just talk to her" because they misinterpret it as "talk to every girl cuter than a 6/10 even if they don't like you".
Oh, good point. Guys, if a girl is OBVIOUSLY trying to get away from you, DO. NOT. INSIST. Read her body, it says much more than what she actually says with her voice. And also use body language to flirt, it's much more subtle than telling her shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 21:46:36 No.16355410 Report

Quoted By: >>16355434 >>16355476

>>16355068
>If you're seeking out women just to get your dick wet, they won't even give you the time of day.
Unless you find a girl who's only looking for men to get speared.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 21:47:53 No.16355434 Report

Quoted By: >>16355476 >>16355487

>>16355410
>Unless you find a girl who's only looking for men to get speared.
Those exist but damn don't even get close, they're mentally sick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 21:47:58 No.16355436 Report

Quoted By: >>16355547

>>16355204
>No I'm okay

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 21:48:37 No.16355451 Report

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>>16354546
I'm using girl avatar and a hentai pic as my profile picture. Battle requests, battle requests everywhere.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 21:50:02 No.16355476 Report

Quoted By: >>16355487 >>16355547

>>16355410
>>16355434
Not to mention, there's maybe one girl like that for every ten such guys.

>Women in charge of having a sex drive

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 21:50:45 No.16355487 Report

Quoted By: >>16355521 >>16355547

>>16355434
>enjoying sex makes you mentally sick

>>16355476
Most guys don't know to look for it though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 21:51:03 No.16355497 Report

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>>16355024
>tfw chubby girls refuse to "settle" for chubby guys

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 21:52:18 No.16355521 Report

Quoted By: >>16355535 >>16355567

>>16355487
If an average guy and an average girl go outside wearing a shirt that says "FREE SEX", who do you think will receive more offers?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 21:52:37 No.16355523 Report

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>>16354173
Why does gender matter for friends?

Or anything else for that matter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 21:53:03 No.16355535 Report

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>>16355521
T-The guy?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 21:53:49 No.16355547 Report

Quoted By: >>16355661 >>16355662

>>16355436
>Can you help me complete it, then?
If she keeps saying no, then it's a no go. She's not interested in a mate or anything. Just ignore her and keep your life going, it's not even a loss.

>>16355476
>Not to mention, there's maybe one girl like that for every ten such guys.
I'd doubt that. 4 girls for every 5 guys sounds more realistic.

>Women in charge of having a sex drive
Their sex drive can be much higher than that of a guy.

>>16355487
>enjoying sex makes you mentally sick
Enjoying sex doesn't make you mentally sick. Trying to have sex with basically anything that moves does. Same goes for wanting just any cock/any vagina.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 21:54:44 No.16355567 Report

Quoted By: >>16355636

>>16355521
Depends on how they look like.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 21:54:54 No.16355570 Report

Quoted By: >>16355631

>>16354173
>check friend list
>majority of people I added were women
>didn't even notice women were somehow attracted to my character
>get a bunch of girls looking at my PR video and wanting to add me after

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 21:57:18 No.16355626 Report

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>I'm a grill that pretends to be a boy
They never know.

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Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 21:57:27 No.16355630 Report

Quoted By: >>16355682

>this thread
I thought /v/ was exagerating when they said /vp/ was filled with normalfags and underage. I was wrong

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 21:57:27 No.16355631 Report

Quoted By: >>16355650

>>16355570
And you feel proud for that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 21:57:41 No.16355636 Report

Quoted By: >>16355720

>>16355567
>average

As another example, dating sites. Women are inundated with messages, but rarely send any themselves.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 21:58:22 No.16355650 Report

Quoted By: >>16355690

>>16355631
Not really. I feel more confused as to why this is happening.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 21:58:42 No.16355661 Report

Quoted By: >>16355760

>>16355547
I never said that. I said a woman who's looking to get laid won't get turned off if you're just looking for sex as well. You can turn her off in other ways, like spilling all your spaghetti or coming on too strong.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 21:58:43 No.16355662 Report

Quoted By: >>16355760

>>16355547
Even if a girl is interested in being your poke-friend and talking to you doesn't mean she'll want to date you, though. Another thing to keep in mind.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 21:59:35 No.16355682 Report

Quoted By: >>16355712 >>16355715

>>16355630
>/v/
>not one of the kingdoms of underage and normalfaggotry on this site tied with /sp/, /soc/, /fit/ and /b/
Nice try.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 22:00:12 No.16355690 Report

Quoted By: >>16355749

>>16355650
That is strange. They're probably underage girls that find in game characters hot. Or they just wanted to see PR videos.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 22:00:41 No.16355712 Report

Quoted By: >>16355827

>>16355682
>they being all that shit automaticallt invalidates that /vp/ is also all that shit
you are a special kind of stupid

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 22:00:46 No.16355715 Report

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>>16355682
>/sp/
>normalfags

http://archive.foolz.us/sp/search/text/%3Etfw%20no%20gf/

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 22:01:11 No.16355720 Report

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>>16355636
Could that be due to expectations that men are the ones who should be more "active" in pursuing relationships?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 22:01:13 No.16355723 Report

Quoted By: >>16355738 >>16355758 >>16355760 >>16355796 >>16355800 >>16355911 >>16355969 >>16356432

>Be a girl with a boyfriend
>Meet guy on the bus who plays pokemon
>Cool, a friend to talk about x/y with
>He follows me around campus and constantly talks to me, says weird things

I have made a mistake

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 22:01:53 No.16355738 Report

Quoted By: >>16355771

>>16355723
You dun goofed

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 22:02:23 No.16355748 Report

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HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-OH WOW

OP I want to give you a hug and tell you it gets better

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 22:02:27 No.16355749 Report

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>>16355690
One of the girls had "UR THE BEST ANON" as their message after

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 22:02:51 No.16355758 Report

Quoted By: >>16356435

>>16355723
>Having a boyfriend
>Associating randomly with other guys

You know what you were doing you attention whoring slut.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 22:02:55 No.16355760 Report

Quoted By: >>16355830

>>16355661
What?

>>16355662
You can always flirt later. The point is to have the conversation and get to know her. Also asking about her love life is always good, so that this >>16355723 doesn't happen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 22:03:20 No.16355771 Report

Quoted By: >>16355786 >>16355798 >>16355802 >>16355820 >>16355830 >>16355840 >>16355872 >>16357075

>>16355738
I just want normal friends... all the people who play pokemon at my college are kind of strange.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 22:03:28 No.16355778 Report

Quoted By: >>16360001

>>16354683

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 22:03:49 No.16355786 Report

Quoted By: >>16355882

>>16355771
including you surely

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 22:04:13 No.16355796 Report

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>>16355723
If a girl gives me any form of attention I'll assume she's flirting because I'm so desperate. Like a man dying of thirst in the desert chasing after a mirage in hopes it's water.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 22:04:27 No.16355798 Report

Quoted By:

>>16355771
Who needs friends when you have pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 22:04:29 No.16355800 Report

Quoted By:

>>16355723
How is Canada?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 22:04:31 No.16355802 Report

Quoted By: >>16355882

>>16355771
Try not to associate with simgle guys. They will try to flirt with you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 22:04:51 No.16355812 Report

Quoted By: >>16355831 >>16355868 >>16355882

Question.
If sex is more pleasurable for females why don't they want it more?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 22:05:16 No.16355820 Report

Quoted By:

>>16355771
>tfw I can only be friends with annoying, brainless potheads
>will never have normal friends

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 22:05:33 No.16355827 Report

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>>16355712
I can't even understand that post. If anything, /vp/ really isn't shit and in no way was I implying so. We're at lesst able to have discussion of our board's general topic instead of having Reddit witch hunts and rage threads 24/7.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 22:05:36 No.16355830 Report

Quoted By: >>16355881

>>16355771
That's because people who play pokemon in general are kind of strange sweetpea. Yes, that includes you. And me.

>>16355760
Women like sex too anon. And they may be looking to get laid. But you still won't get laid by one unless you know how to approach them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 22:05:42 No.16355831 Report

Quoted By: >>16355875

>>16355812
They only pretend they don't want it to avoid being seen as sluts. Or something.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 22:06:00 No.16355840 Report

Quoted By:

>>16355771
>except me

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 22:07:20 No.16355868 Report

Quoted By:

>>16355812
They don't people thinking they're easy.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 22:07:23 No.16355872 Report

Quoted By:

>>16355771
>tfw just want strange pokemon drug addicts friends.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 22:07:41 No.16355875 Report

Quoted By:

>>16355831
Most of my female online friends only masturbate once or twice a week, if that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 22:07:50 No.16355881 Report

Quoted By:

>>16355830
>Women like sex too anon. And they may be looking to get laid.
I damn know that well.

>But you still won't get laid by one unless you know how to approach them.
That's the point though. You never approach as being desperate. Approach as being normal. Flirt once she got to know who you are.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 22:07:52 No.16355882 Report

Quoted By: >>16355967

>>16355786
Probably true.

>>16355802
Unfortunately this is probably good advice.

>>16355812
Sex is way more complicated for a lot of people than you probably realize. I'm not trying to be a dick, I'm just saying. Additionally, just because a girl (or any person) wants sex doesn't mean they want it with anyone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 22:09:39 No.16355911 Report

Quoted By: >>16355951

>>16355723
What's 'weird things'?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 22:11:12 No.16355951 Report

Quoted By: >>16356042

>>16355911
For example, one time I started to walk in a different direction than usual to class and he said "Where the fuck you going?" He barely knows me, he shouldn't be saying shit like that. I think he's just really awkward though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 22:11:56 No.16355967 Report

Quoted By: >>16356003 >>16356022

>>16355882
Women have much higher standards. A fat, friendless legbeard won't take a fat, friendless neckbeard because she knows she can do better because men are more willing to settle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 22:12:02 No.16355969 Report

Quoted By: >>16356114 >>16356435

>>16355723
>Having a bf
>Making guy friends

It stopped working that way when you grew the fuck up, sweetie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 22:13:23 No.16356003 Report

Quoted By: >>16356024 >>16356085

>>16355967
>Women have much higher standards
Uh, no. It's way more common to see a hot girl with an ugly dude than an ugly girl with a hot dude.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 22:14:18 No.16356022 Report

Quoted By:

>>16355967
Meh, fuck women. My right hand doesn't trip about looking for a less acne scarred face.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 22:14:26 No.16356024 Report

Quoted By: >>16356063 >>16356096 >>16356102

>>16356003
I think most dudes consider other dudes ugly. Cause we're dudes. We can't see it from their perspective.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 22:14:59 No.16356042 Report

Quoted By: >>16356114 >>16356139

>>16355951
omg so werd

call te werd polise

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 22:15:58 No.16356063 Report

Quoted By: >>16356076

>>16356024
>tfw slightly bi and can acknowledge when other dudes are attractive.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 22:16:36 No.16356076 Report

Quoted By: >>16356121

>>16356063
cancer of society

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 22:17:00 No.16356085 Report

Quoted By:

>>16356003
Men are MUCH more likely to be involuntarily celibate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 22:17:35 No.16356096 Report

Quoted By:

>>16356024
I can acknowledge if a guy is hot. I don't think I'm bi but I saw this pick on /v/ that made me question my sexuality.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 22:17:55 No.16356102 Report

Quoted By: >>16356125 >>16356769

>>16356024
Yeah, no. You can be straight as an arrow, but you know when a guy's hot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 22:18:14 No.16356114 Report

Quoted By: >>16356139 >>16356199 >>16356224

>>16356042

>>16355969
I think that depends on who you are, and probably your age. Most people my age have and make friends of all genders. It's college.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 22:18:41 No.16356121 Report

Quoted By:

>>16356076
obvious /pol/ user

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 22:18:47 No.16356125 Report

Quoted By: >>16356232

>>16356102
>Yeah, no. You can be straight as an arrow, but you know when a guy's hot.

I got bad news for you...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 22:19:17 No.16356139 Report

Quoted By:

>>16356114
Oops, I didn't mean to quote you >>16356042, but if it makes you feel any better I'm dialing the weird police as we speak.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 22:21:38 No.16356199 Report

Quoted By: >>16356224

>>16356114
I didn't have any female friends in college because I was afraid they'd think I was trying to hit on them.Same goes for high school. And now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 22:22:38 No.16356224 Report

Quoted By: >>16356280 >>16356306 >>16356435

>>16356199
This.
>>16356114
Sorry hun, you're hangin with the swingers crowd. Quit being a whore and looking for excuses.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 22:22:43 No.16356232 Report

Quoted By:

>>16356125
You're only gay if that makes you hot. If you're a normal guy, you get territorial. Maybe call them a pretty boy wuss or something.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 22:23:47 No.16356264 Report

Quoted By: >>16356295 >>16356296 >>16356313

>girl playing as boy to avoid people like OP
>makes in-game character look as gay as possible (pink shirt, permed hair, pink button, etc)
>puts secret as "I'm actually a guy!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 22:24:15 No.16356280 Report

Quoted By:

>>16356224
You seem upset.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 22:24:58 No.16356295 Report

Quoted By: >>16356432

>>16356264
What's wrong with OP? He's just trying to find female friends. Is that so wrong?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 22:25:00 No.16356296 Report

Quoted By:

>>16356264
So? You're not being any different than any other attention whore right now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 22:25:21 No.16356304 Report

Quoted By:

>playing as female character
>telling people right away I'm a guy if they ask
What's the damn problem? I only do it because customizing the guy sucks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 22:25:25 No.16356306 Report

Quoted By: >>16356356 >>16356440

>>16356224
So in other words, you've never been able to make friends of the opposite gender?

All of my opposite-sex friends strongly disagree with you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 22:25:40 No.16356313 Report

Quoted By: >>16356518

>>16356264
i want to fuck that pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 22:27:26 No.16356356 Report

Quoted By: >>16356391

>>16356306
They secretly want to fuck you

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 22:28:44 No.16356391 Report

Quoted By: >>16356478

>>16356356
if they're not all already getting wasted every night fingering, and jerking each other off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 22:29:53 No.16356432 Report

Quoted By:

>>16356295
female friends
on pokemon
gets mad when they're not qt girls

yeah nah i've had too many cases of >>16355723 IRL, don't need it over PSS

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 22:30:03 No.16356435 Report

Quoted By:

>>16355758
>>16355969
>>16356224
Of course, I only want pure ladies. Nice to know others do too. *tips fedora*

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 22:30:18 No.16356440 Report

Quoted By: >>16356521 >>16356538

>>16356306
>All of my opposite-sex friends strongly disagree with you.
Yeah. Friends. Sure hun.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 22:30:48 No.16356453 Report

Quoted By:

>be a guy with a guy character
>What's your secret?
>I'm actually a guy!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 22:31:38 No.16356475 Report

Quoted By: >>16356522

OP confirmed for Pedo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 22:31:42 No.16356478 Report

Quoted By:

>>16356391
Oh, they're gay?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 22:32:37 No.16356494 Report

Quoted By:

Why has no one summoned Exodia in this autistic thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 22:33:29 No.16356515 Report

Quoted By: >>16356584

>all these neckbeards saying you can't have guy friends if you have a boyfriend

Tippy top lel. You guys don't even have girlfriends, yet you're being restrictive on who your potential girlfriends can talk to already.

Similarly, I shouldn't not be able to talk to my girl friends (notice the space) if I have a girlfriend.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 22:33:41 No.16356518 Report

Quoted By:

>>16356313
>tfw no cute braxien gf

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 22:33:43 No.16356521 Report

Quoted By: >>16356838

>>16356440
*tips fedora*

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 22:33:45 No.16356522 Report

Quoted By:

>>16356475
This. OP, you sick fuck, children are playing this fucking game. Just enjoy your data-bros, and quit trying to get some from the outside world, especially when you're doing it over something as inappropriate as a damn pokemon game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 22:34:32 No.16356538 Report

Quoted By: >>16356566 >>16356864

>>16356440

Fine, they are all my lovers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 22:34:32 No.16356539 Report

Quoted By:

>>16354173
Q: What's OP's secret?
A: He's actually a pedo!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 22:35:39 No.16356566 Report

Quoted By:

>>16356538
Yeah. They all suck my big, fat, girl dick every single night. You got me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 22:36:42 No.16356584 Report

Quoted By: >>16356607 >>16356617

>>16356515
Point is that most guys will take it as a sign of interest if a girl befriends them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 22:37:36 No.16356607 Report

Quoted By:

>>16356584
That's true, but that doesn't mean you can never ever have friends of the opposite sex.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 22:38:02 No.16356617 Report

Quoted By: >>16356644

>>16356584
Most desperate guys will take it as a sign of interest
If a girl starts talking to me about pokemon I just talk about pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 22:39:21 No.16356644 Report

Quoted By: >>16356689

>>16356617
No, most guys.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 22:41:01 No.16356689 Report

Quoted By: >>16356737

>>16356644
Nah, normal people take it as a sign of interest in Pokemon, unless you haven't wet your dick in ten billion years

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Q 5472 6802 1345 {407} Fri 29 Nov 2013 22:42:30 No.16356716 Report

Quoted By:

>>16354527

I know what he means. ;)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 22:43:32 No.16356737 Report

Quoted By: >>16356893

>>16356689
No, you're the weird one anon. If a girl talks to you, you assume interest in you and pokemon being the vehicle to get close. It's the opposite in girls, which is what results in the "friend-zone" phenomenon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 22:45:18 No.16356769 Report

Quoted By: >>16356813 >>16357161

>>16356102
I can only tell when a guy is ugly, anything past average is a blur to me. that's what makes it difficult for me to ascertain my own attractiveness.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 22:46:39 No.16356798 Report

Quoted By: >>16357044

>want the fucking burger
>burger king closed
what do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 22:47:25 No.16356813 Report

Quoted By:

>>16356769
It's easy. If you're attractive girls go right up to you. If you are average you get called cute/befriended and usually have to make the first move. If you are ugly all girls think you are a creep no matter what you do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 22:48:14 No.16356838 Report

Quoted By:

>>16356521
T-thank you anon, I never had no one to tip their fedora at me before ;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 22:49:25 No.16356864 Report

Quoted By: >>16356920 >>16356941

>>16356538
That's not what I'm saying. They're friends to you, all fine. However I doubt you're just friends to them. At least one of your male friends looks at you with some lust.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 22:50:38 No.16356893 Report

Quoted By: >>16356983 >>16357149

>>16356737
>implying the friend zone exists
Your neckbeard is showing.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 22:51:27 No.16356920 Report

Quoted By: >>16356987

>>16356864
>not having lustful thoughts about at least one of your friends
I want to fuck them not have a relationship with them holy fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 22:52:23 No.16356941 Report

Quoted By:

>>16356864
They. They would fuck you if you offered.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 22:53:57 No.16356983 Report

Quoted By: >>16357017

>>16356893
Then what do you call the situation others call the friendzone?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 22:54:02 No.16356987 Report

Quoted By:

>>16356920
The only few "girl friends" I have aren't really of my liking, so they're more like a guy to me.

Plus I'm sorry I cannot view it like you do. If I want to fuck them, I also want a relationship with them. I tried to detach both feelings once, it backfired.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 22:55:33 No.16357017 Report

Quoted By:

>>16356983
Not him but I call it being unattractive. People thinking there is a friend zone usually implies they can escape it or that they made a mistake that got them in it. You can't overcome being unattractive in certain cases if you are straight up ugly.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 22:55:47 No.16357021 Report

Quoted By:

>>16355204
>new girl at my work joins as a new receptionist
>email goes around to everyone with a little introduction of new employees
>it's at a games company so they write what their favourite games are
>she likes pokemon
>ask if she has X or Y
>"actually I've only played blue"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 22:56:52 No.16357044 Report

Quoted By: >>16358860

>>16356798
Go to McDonalds

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 22:58:02 No.16357075 Report

Quoted By:

>>16355771
I know, right? I can't even join the group that plays Pokemon because they are extremely weird.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 23:00:34 No.16357132 Report

Quoted By:

>this thread
Holy shit I knew /vp/ was socially inept, but not THIS socially inept
It's like a fucking high school vidya club

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 23:01:18 No.16357149 Report

Quoted By: >>16357220

>>16356893
It's in quotes for a reason. It's a simple disconnect between how guys and girls view inter-sexual friendships. I've never been in the friend zone. The only relationship in which it could apply I see the girl in question as a sister.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 23:01:34 No.16357161 Report

Quoted By:

>>16356769
This. I don't seem to see movie star-looking guys having much luck with chicks, it always seems to be average guys who do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 23:03:58 No.16357220 Report

Quoted By:

>>16357149
>tfw never been friendzoned because I've never had a female friend in real life

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 23:04:40 No.16357236 Report

Quoted By: >>16357307 >>16357309

if you aren't damn fucking ugly, all you need is confidence

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 23:05:55 No.16357272 Report

Quoted By: >>16357343 >>16357531 >>16357591

>tfw too afraid to tell your pokemon-liking female friend that you have a crush on her because what if it backfires

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 23:07:04 No.16357307 Report

Quoted By:

>>16357236
>just b urself brah

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 23:07:11 No.16357309 Report

Quoted By: >>16357343 >>16357349 >>16357387 >>16357875 >>16358198

>>16357236
What if you are damn fucking ugly. Is the only choice the rope?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 23:07:37 No.16357318 Report

Quoted By:

>>16354746
>sir

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 23:08:37 No.16357343 Report

Quoted By: >>16357409 >>16358130

>>16357272
And here we have a prime example of a faggot "in the friendzone". Now go tell her how you feel. At worst, she'll say no and you'll have to avoid her until you get over it.

>>16357309
No, you just need to better yourself. 99% of ugly people would be average looking if they just took care of themselves.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 23:08:55 No.16357349 Report

Quoted By:

>>16357309
yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 23:09:58 No.16357382 Report

Quoted By:

>>16354637
Becky, get off 4chan.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 23:10:07 No.16357387 Report

Quoted By:

>>16357309
There's also pills.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 23:11:00 No.16357409 Report

Quoted By: >>16357481 >>16357561

>>16357343
But from then on, she'll think he has an ulterior motive for hanging out with her. He'll have to avoid her forever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 23:13:35 No.16357481 Report

Quoted By: >>16357586 >>16357720

>>16357409
>He'll have to avoid her forever.

So? In the end he wants pussy and that's all she is. If she doesn't like him, she is literally worthless to him. You also have to consider other factors like how deep she is in his circle of friends and how it would backfire if she doesn't like him but other than that fuck it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 23:15:06 No.16357531 Report

Quoted By:

>>16357272
>tell your pokemon-liking female friend that you have a crush on her
>that you have a crush on her
Part of your problem is that you approach relationships like a middle schooler (as does most of /vp/, apparently). Just ask her out.
There don't need to be any animu-style blushy confessions involved.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 23:16:08 No.16357561 Report

Quoted By:

>>16357409
There's a lot to complicate this, but basically if this would completely break off the friendship, it was never a true friendship to begin with so who gives a fuck.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 23:17:22 No.16357586 Report

Quoted By:

>>16357481
>So? In the end he wants pussy and that's all she is. If she doesn't like him, she is literally worthless to him.
What?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 23:17:30 No.16357591 Report

Quoted By:

>>16357272
>Not asking her out
It's like you WANT to be a beta fuck!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 23:22:38 No.16357720 Report

Quoted By: >>16357841

>>16357481
>So? In the end he wants pussy and that's all she is. If she doesn't like him, she is literally worthless to him.

What? She could enjoy his company, but the rejection would make things too awkward.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 23:26:58 No.16357841 Report

Quoted By:

>>16357720
>She could enjoy his company

Oh please. He could easily get someone else that enjoys his company AND wants to fuck him. Why settle for a bitch that doesn't like you? Female friends are useful to link up with other girls but that is it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 23:27:34 No.16357860 Report

Quoted By: >>16357987

>>16354634
I am a girl and I am not a weeaboo. Are you cute?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 23:28:03 No.16357875 Report

Quoted By: >>16357941 >>16358394

>>16357309
You could create your own shitty website and groom underage girls.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 23:30:04 No.16357941 Report

Quoted By:

>>16357875
living the dream

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 23:31:38 No.16357987 Report

Quoted By: >>16358105

>>16357860
>Has to be "cute"
>Average won't cut it

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 23:32:52 No.16358032 Report

Quoted By: >>16358115 >>16358116 >>16358175

>>16355021
>she used the chance to talk with me and get to know me.

Why did she do this to begin with? Why doesn't it happen to me? How long do I have to wait until it's my turn?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 23:35:18 No.16358105 Report

Quoted By:

>>16357987
I bet when you say average you mean 180+ pound flabby neckbeard who never shaves his armpit hair and wears shirts with wolves or dragons on them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 23:35:40 No.16358115 Report

Quoted By:

>>16358032
because you are a bitter fag and not attractive enought apparently.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 23:35:40 No.16358116 Report

Quoted By:

>>16358032
Probably never. It happened to that guy because he was attractive enough.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 23:36:07 No.16358130 Report

Quoted By: >>16358165 >>16358245

>>16357343
I shower and practice hygiene regularly. I'm still ass ugly.

What now?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 23:37:39 No.16358165 Report

Quoted By:

>>16358130
You have 1 option. Get rich.

From there you either buy a fake girl OR get plastic surgery.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 23:38:00 No.16358175 Report

Quoted By: >>16358416

>>16358032
>Why did she do this to begin with?
She saw me and thought I was special and that I have this "something" she cannot really explain. Up to the date she feels this way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 23:39:00 No.16358198 Report

Quoted By: >>16358416

>>16357309
Just learn to discard all carnal desire and become super chill, like a buddha or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 23:40:28 No.16358245 Report

Quoted By: >>16358355

>>16358130
Do you eat well? Do you exercise? Do you dress nice (and I don' mean /fa/)? How are your teeth? Do you walk with your back straight? All these things are important.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 23:44:41 No.16358355 Report

Quoted By: >>16358437 >>16358477

>>16358245
>Do you eat well?
Well enough to keep a good size. No weight related complications.

>Do you exercise?
Near daily walks because I live in an old person town and don't have much to do

>Do you dress nice (and I don' mean /fa/)?
No graphic tees, shredded pants, cargo shorts or boots

>How are your teeth?
Brush daily, never had a cavity

>Do you walk with your back straight?
Nobody comments on my walking so I am doing something right.

>All these things are important.
I'm not completely retarded. I know how to at least seem normal.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 23:46:03 No.16358394 Report

Quoted By: >>16358494 >>16358514 >>16358537 >>16358542

>>16357875
That's just a bad photo. Plus he has a wife.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 23:46:33 No.16358416 Report

Quoted By: >>16358440

>>16358175
Oh, so you're hot.

>>16358198
I would kill to be able to do this. I'm fine when I can bury myself in vidya and music and porn, but when I see girls face-to-face it kills me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 23:47:06 No.16358437 Report

Quoted By: >>16358481 >>16358520

>>16358355
In that case all I can guess is mess around with your hair (inb4 balding) and maybe hit the gym. And maybe be more confident? Otherwise you might be one of the 1%.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 23:47:11 No.16358440 Report

Quoted By:

>>16358416
>Oh, so you're hot.
Why thank you

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 23:48:16 No.16358477 Report

Quoted By: >>16358531

>>16358355
How tall are you and how is your hair?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 23:48:23 No.16358481 Report

Quoted By:

>>16358437
Nothing to be confident in bro.
I'm telling you: ass ugly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 23:48:46 No.16358494 Report

Quoted By: >>16358526

>>16358394
>PUSSY

>DESTROYER

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 23:49:45 No.16358514 Report

Quoted By:

>>16358394
He really needs some different glasses. Those look so terrible on him.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 23:49:54 No.16358520 Report

Quoted By: >>16358620

>>16358437
>be more confident

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 23:50:12 No.16358526 Report

Quoted By:

>>16358494
at least he just looks like a nerd there and not a blatant pedophile

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 23:50:20 No.16358531 Report

Quoted By: >>16358549

>>16358477
6'1 and not balding.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 23:50:35 No.16358537 Report

Quoted By:

>>16358394
Archaic pls go

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 23:50:52 No.16358542 Report

Quoted By:

>>16358394
>Plus he has a wife.

>Archaic led an army of autistic shippers
>Kasumi led another army of autistic shippers
>Both armies hated each other with a passion
>Especially Archaic and Kasumi
>Eventually they noticed they liked each other way too much
>They got married

Nothing special here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 23:51:16 No.16358549 Report

Quoted By: >>16358654

>>16358531
You're the same as me. Hold me brother ;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 23:53:31 No.16358620 Report

Quoted By: >>16358755

>>16358520
>that image
wat

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 23:54:38 No.16358654 Report

Quoted By:

>>16358549

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 23:58:20 No.16358755 Report

Quoted By: >>16358807

>>16358620
The point is, "be confident" is meaningless bullfuckery.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2013 23:59:09 No.16358774 Report

Quoted By: >>16358810

I don't know what's wrong with you people, half my 3DS friends list are hoes playing Pokemon.

They never wanna battle though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Nov 2013 00:00:50 No.16358807 Report

Quoted By: >>16358953

>>16358755
It's the attitude you dumbfuck. Stop panicking every time you speak to someone with a vagina. And stop listening to what guys tell you. We'll call you ugly even if they don't really think so and we're terrible judges of male attractiveness in the first place.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Nov 2013 00:00:57 No.16358810 Report

Quoted By: >>16358863

>>16358774
Yup I have a grill on my friend list who played 300+ hours and is breeding fairies or something. Not 1 battle. I just find it interesting they enjoy breeding.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Nov 2013 00:03:18 No.16358860 Report

Quoted By:

>>16357044
>go to mcdonalds drive through
>get home
>got orance juice instead of cola
oh well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Nov 2013 00:03:27 No.16358863 Report

Quoted By:

>>16358810
>I just find it interesting they enjoy breeding.
Wonder why

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Nov 2013 00:07:58 No.16358953 Report

Quoted By: >>16359105

>>16358807
>Stop panicking every time you speak to someone with a vagina.

Because I was totally making a conscious decision to do that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Nov 2013 00:15:34 No.16359105 Report

Quoted By:

>>16358953
Baby steps anon. You're not magically going to become Casanova, but interact with women regularly enough and you'll be able to keep your spaghetti contained.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Nov 2013 00:43:36 No.16359793 Report

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>mfw guy who plays as guy
>mfw gf who plays as girl

I don't know this problem.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Nov 2013 00:52:41 No.16360001 Report

Quoted By:

>>16355778
because i'm not desperate enough to the point where i have to search for dick in vidya games
besides, guys who beg for female attention via online games are pathetic and most of the time overweight neckbeards with possibly smegma covered cocks
I'm pretty sure i'm a lesbian anyway

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