WELCOME TO SHOWDERP. THIS IS NOT SHOWDOWN GENERAL. COME AND JOIN US IN OUR RUSE-FILLED ADVENTURE OF FAGGOTRY.
THE LAYOUT IS SIMPLE:
IN THIS THREAD, WE HAVE A CHAMPION. HE IS CLAIMED WHEN THE PREVIOUS ONE RETIRES. TRIPS ARE REQUIRED IF YOU WANT TO CALL CHAMP. IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TRIPS ARE THEN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE.
THE FIRST SIX POSTS TO REPLY TO THE CHAMPION DETERMINE HIS TEAM.
THE CHAMPION THEN GOES AND BATTLES AGAINST PEOPLE IN THE POKÉBANK OU TIER ON POKÉMON SHOWDOWN.
WE WATCH, RUSE THE OPPONENT, HECKLE, GET BANNED, DISCUSS COMPLETELY RELEVANT TOPICS IN OUR OWN CHATROOM ON SHOWDOWN AND JUST GENERALLY CIRCLEJERK.
THE CURRENT CHIMP IS: LazilyOU !!967O2IfbKDo \
He is currently team building
REMEMBER YOU CAN COME AND CIRCLEJERK IN OUR
plug.dj/showderp-1/ AND LISTEN TO MAD BEATS. ALSO, OUR PRIVATE CHATROOM ON SHOWDOWN:
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/showderp WE HAVE A REFERENCE LIST OF ALL HALL OF FAME SHOWDERP SETS FOR NEW CHAMPS:
http://pastebin.com/Z3ANnifi
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Reminder that the Tyranitar ran an absorb bulb with cut, sunny day, water pulse, and mega kick
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reminder that blissey was status moves with assault vest
LazilyOU !!967O2IfbKDo
Anonymous
>>16383476 The Goomyhorse makes me wish they'd kept the option of having the april fool's day sprites. Those were great.
Are there any browser addons/scripts that replace them?
LazilyOU !!967O2IfbKDo
LazilyOU !!967O2IfbKDo
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>>16383677 not that I know of
I made a simple user script that replaces the battle backgrounds with random fractal ones
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LazilyOU !!967O2IfbKDo
>>16383858 New UBERS team.
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>>16383858 Champ what's with the Tyranitar?
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>>16384041 Power herb Xerneas
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>>16384041 Arceus-Flying nick'd Arceus-Steel
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>>16384041 Physical Kyogre
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>>16384085 He doesn't have to take both Hoppip and Weedle, I believe.
LazilyOU !!967O2IfbKDo
>>16384046 >>16384050 Can I invoke the one-shitmon-per-team clause, or is that not a thing anymore?
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>>16384041 jumpluff with dark gem and hp dark named emo puff
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>>16384107 never been a thing
first six mons, that's it
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>>16384107 Never was a thing. it was something we did out of pity
Anonymous
>>16384123 I'm pretty sure it's been done before. How the fuck is chimp supposed to work with a specs weedle? It's not even fun to watch.
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>>16384107 no there is no definition of "shitmon"
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>>16384107 If you want, but it might cause a shitstorm
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>>16384107 s-sorry would you like sky doge instead?
dealw/it nerd Anonymous
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>>16384142 Yeah, I've seen it before, but not for a few months.
I think it came in a time when teams were averaging 3-4 Specs Weedle/Funbro/Magikarp suggestions per team though.
LC guy
>>16384107 The only shitmon clause there ever was was "only one pokémon that can't learn TMs per team". So nope.
Anonymous
>>16384187 and that was a stupid rule which only led to "snore only snorlax" "guard split only shuckle" and funbro
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>>16384142 >How the fuck is chimp supposed to work with a specs weedle? It's not even fun to watch. Le funneh shitter than shitter mon why don't you win shit chump go killyourself.
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>>16384214 Funbro is great though, there's no denying that.
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>>16384214 Not really, I really only used it in the first or second thread, though.
LazilyOU !!967O2IfbKDo
>>16384153 I mean, I'd prefer something a little more interesting/funny. At least give me Charizard with all rock moves or something if you want to give me shitmons.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-pokebankubersbeta-66455926 Anonymous
>>16384237 I mean original funbro which had only heal pulse, the infinite stall troll set came somewhat later.
Anonymous
>>16384250 funbro is now block/heal pulse/slack off/recycle leppa slowbro now, the original is dead.
Anonymous
>>16384246 well, I was going to give you a decent mon for OU, but when I saw ubers I had to switch it out for a shitmon real quick and ye olde specs weedle was the first to come to my mind
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much lag, shitty game, gay mods
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>>16384246 Mr. Bonding is M-Gengar Perish Song btw.
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>>16384255 nice job following the thread of conversation, bro
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>>16384237 When you've seen it work it's wonderful. Usually it's just a shitmon though.
Weirdly enough I get about 75% win ratio with it on 1vs1 matches. People get bored a lot quicker, plus you can replace Block with Disable, Withdraw etc.
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>>16384290 >funbro is great >funbro is heal pulse only >heal pulse only is dead, funbro is now infinite stall #contextclues
LazilyOU !!967O2IfbKDo
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>>16384107 coming late to this party but hoppip isn't a shitmon
Gym Leader Beans !XIxc6BpKnU
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I'm making me some dinner, when I get back, you better have 6-0 some niggas
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>>16384335 try again
>there was once a rule against multiple mons on a team that can't learn TMs >but that rule did nothing, it only led to troll sets like funbro >but funbro is great! >I mean the funbro with only heal pulse >buhh funbro with only heal pulse is dead Anonymous
>>16384388 thank you for proving my point
#contextclues
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I actually always use the "heal pulse only funbro" when I get the funbro suggestion. It's because I'm not actually free for an infinite amount of time and don't want to make the autists mad if I have to forfeit a funbro match 4 hours later, when I only expected to champ for an hour.
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>>16384430 yep, you're hopeless
LazilyOU !!967O2IfbKDo
>>16384348 Right, new (OU) team.
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The real Mr. Bonding this time
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Megazard X
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Kenan and Kek, a Smeargle using a gimmicky set that you've never used/seen before.
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Contrary Spinda @ Leftovers
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>>16384479 deepseatooth clampearl
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>>16384479 slamwich (Dunsparce) @ Metronome
Ability: Rattled
EVs: 252 Def / 252 HP / 4 Atk
Impish Nature
- Glare
- Rollout
- Defense Curl
- Rest
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EternalBoner !!jRUdmrhMx++
CITIZEN MOLESTS (Tentacruel) @ Black Sludge
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I actually always use the "heal pulse only funbro" when I get the funbro suggestion. It's because I'm not actually free for an infinite amount of time and don't want to make the autists mad if I have to forfeit a funbro match 4 hours later, when I only expected to champ for an hour.
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>>16384486 w/ fire blast, sacker paunch, sub, swords dance.
252 attack
252 sp
naive nature
absolite
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>>16384505 >citizen molests >not the actual name of "Blood Hentai" Newfags pls go
Anonymous
for our fake name arceuses, maybe use the ▬ [alt-22] character instead of fucking up a letter? so arceus▬steel, for example.
Anonymous
Maybe we should make a rule that mega suggestions always have a back-up mon in the post so shit like this doesn't happen.
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>>16384522 Gengar is the only one that needs its mega for it's set to function, so at least we aren't left with dead weight (except for Mawile who is kinda meh without a mega)
Anonymous
>>16384556 nah, champ just slaps a mega stone on all of em, and only evolves whichever mega he needs.
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mega absol plz
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>>16384555 or ¡ (alt + 0161) for i
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>>16384576 But that makes all the other mega sets significantly less useful.
3 pokemon on this team will effectively not have an item.
LazilyOU !!967O2IfbKDo
Anonymous
>>16384555 I don't know how that looks on your screen, but it's totally unconvincing on mine.
Can you include zero width spaces in the names to get around the filter?
Anonymous
>>16384619 poison->ghost and flying->steel don't have an i, but im sure there's some use for it.
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>>16384643 M-mawile
that is, mega mawile
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>>16384681 I tried using the ▬ character, and unless the guy also sent out an arceus, they fell for it. showdown does not have many smart people..
anyways, I'll try the zero spaces character, which alt is it again?
Anonymous
>>16384714 е ← cyrillic letter that looks identical to latin 'e'
Anonymous
>>16384714 I guess ghost -> poison?
or steel -> flying
Anonymous
>>16384741 I don't know alt-codes, I'm a linux user.
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>>16384777 oh. well then. how about you make an unregistered and try it, tell us if it works.
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>>16384755 That doesn't work, at least not in player names so I assume it also doesn't work in pokemon names.
Showdown just leaves it out.
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>>16384765 but the point of flying -> steel is so they use earthquake and fail. I guess it could be used so they use stone edge or something and not hit SE.
LazilyOU !!967O2IfbKDo
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>>16384755 This works for pokemon; I can call my arceus flying Arcе(the special е is here)us-Steel.
maybe you just can't change the letters in "Steel". or something. who knows.
е is best е
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LazilyOU !!967O2IfbKDo
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>>16385090 Well considering he has a gimped team...
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>>16385109 >>16385110 LazilyCookies has always been a shit champ. His team doesn't matter
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>>16385213 he manages to lose a lot despite that he churns through accounts to ensure battling against only the rankest of noobs
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>>16385260 Exactly. And he's actually just a shit champ, not a shit player.
LazilyOU !!967O2IfbKDo
Alright new champ, good games (though with some... questionable teams).
>>16385213 ulcer plz go
literally autism !!uzhBnUZ4mnm
Hot Crabs !ozOtJW9BFA
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Any Pokemon that has a moveset of moves that are likely to miss
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Odds
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Balkbird, for real this time
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Fishey (Lumineon) (M) @ Absorb Bulb
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>>16385356 >implying I'm ulcer Not everyone who thinks you're shit is a poor troll. I genuinely think you're a bad champ who is not only shit but boring to watch.
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>>16385360 this nigger again
god dammit
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>>16385360 Fuck, one shit for another.
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>>16385360 this guy is super bad folks, you may not know it yet but you'll soon come to appreciate
trust me on this
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>>16385369 >No Guard Golurk Anonymous
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>>16385423 >>16385428 >>16385455 >>16385458 get ready for
>i lost becuase waahhhh wahhhh wahhhhhhhhhhh LazilyOU !!967O2IfbKDo
>>16385406 ulcer plz
But alright then, what do you want me to change?
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>>16385360 holy shit not again
literally autism !!uzhBnUZ4mnm
>>16385362 >>16385365 >>16385366 >>16385369 >>16385371 >>16385373 teemu
also might take a little while longer due to nosets
>>16385428 >>16385455 >>16385458 I'll be using an alt this time, if I still keep sucking I'll just quick early and kill myself.
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>>16385516 for one, stop making new accounts just to scum around at the bottom of the ladder
at least if you battle decent people we will get to see one person who knows how to play the fucking game
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>>16385516 iunno man git gud?
It doesn't matter anyways, it's just what I think. Other people seem to enjoy you champing, you can't really make yourself more entertaining.
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>>16385522 no need to kill yourself, just lurk more and get gud
Anonymous
Does anybody use the downloadable client?
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>>16385516 Interact with the chat, don't purposely do shit that is stupid, [spoilers]post nudes (if you are a girl),[/spoilers] and git gud.
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>>16385655 Yes, but not for showderp.
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>>16385522 >also might take a little while longer due to nosets Git gud. You should know what sets to use just be looking at those pokemon names.
literally autism !!uzhBnUZ4mnm
>>16385688 >implying you know what to use on a fucking torkoal also no guard allowed with the miss pokemon?
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>>16385516 Don't change too much.
There's really not much you can do except practice with shitmons (more maybe be a little more explosive with your sets when you can). Other than that, you just have to live with the haters. There's only a handful of champs that get away without people shitting on them. I'm sure as hell I'm not one of them.
>>16385655 Are there really any perks to the client? Seems slightly more inconvenient.
Anonymous
>>16385710 Torkoal can shellsmash and it can spin.
Anonymous
Why the fuck can't shedinja learn swords dance
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>>16385758 nice Smogon research there m8, those are literally the two sets that Smogon gives in the analysis
literally autism !!uzhBnUZ4mnm
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>>16385804 It says it's illegal on showdown ;_;
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>>16385710 nuuuu
let us laugh at your luck, chimp
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>>16385809 It's not smogon research. It's from experience playing in NU. Torkoal is the only decent rapid spin user in NU because it can set up shellsmash when your opponent's spin blocker comes in, allowing it to overpower your opponent's spinblocker and successfully get rapid spin off due to its now boosted speed. I've been playing NU for a long time and had a fairly high (1900) ranking in it before the ladder reset.
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>>16385859 And to be honest, doing that in OU wouldn't work. In showderp i'd just use it as a utility rapid spinner with Endure+Custap Berry (to ensure a rapid spin against non priority) and Yawn and some Fire attack
literally autism !!uzhBnUZ4mnm
sorry bout that jiggly blunder, could have sworn it was full fairy now..
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-pokebankoubeta-66475304 Anonymous
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>not Fire Fang
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>>16386008 It wouldn't even have mattered if it were full fairy, how do you not understand this
literally autism !!uzhBnUZ4mnm
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>>16386083 It would have done 25% if it were and he would outspeed smogon shield and kill it
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>>16386128 Or he could just keep Kangaskhan in, which is immune to Shadow Sneak, outspeeds it, and would kill it with anything at that point????
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literally autism !!uzhBnUZ4mnm
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>>16386297 >team rejected because my gengar can't learn perish song I'm sure someone literally today was perish singing with gengar
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>>16386417 Were you in the correct game mode?
literally autism !!uzhBnUZ4mnm
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That has to be the worst move I have ever seen in my entire life
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>>16386566 >>16386578 I can understand if he forgot it has Infiltrator, but we saw Boomburst about 3 turns ago.
literally autism !!uzhBnUZ4mnm
literally autism !!uzhBnUZ4mnm
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somebody get this fucking kid off of champ or tell him to stop throwing
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Eviolite Golbat
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>>16386853 Do you just have a script that checks for the term "new team?"
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>>16386894 maybe he's got arthritis and can't hit the update or submit buttons fast enough
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>>16386894 Nah. Retyped the captcha and I just sorta pressed submit absentmindedly
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Please guys. Give chimp something good
Anonymous
Who let this guy become champ again?
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>>16387243 give me an example of something good and i'll suggest it :^)
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>>16386816 I'm really happy to see you living up to your name
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make this stop
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this is really shit
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I really fucking hate people.
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my friend wants to battle me next week after i've had a chance to breed a decent team, how does this look to you, showderp?
Anonymous
>>16387708 DUDE you're missing the epicest ones.
Anonymous
>>16387708 Have fun not having any friends after funbro.
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>>16387742 You don't need friends when you have funbro.
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What do I do when the sprites aren't showing up?
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>>16387708 Add moody smeargle
protect
sub
spore
baton pass
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>>16387803 Ah yeah, nevermind. I just had to wait quite a bit until it loaded.
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>>16387835 at least you had plenty of time
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>>16387738 which ones am i missing?
>>16387742 i keep trying to tell her about funbro and boom boom v2, but she's all "i don't care, stop telling me, no one uses those what are you talking about" so when we finally battle i'm going to laugh until she ragequits. :)
>>16387779 ooh, but which one do i drop for smeargle? is sableye even available yet? if it's not then fuck ruse ruse.
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180 tuns of this bullshit
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TRAIN KEPT A ROLLIN' ALL NIGHT LONG
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Where is the chimp.
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bigdogiceee !xVMYeqcYCI
remember when showderp didn't have a private cancer room or a cancerous plug or any of these stupid cancerous le fanneh memes that are actually just stupid smogon set mons that you went 6-5 on a team with once. Those were the good ol days
Anonymous
>>16388012 you've done it too many times bigdog, it's old now.
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>>16388012 THE MOOSE IS LOOSE
THE MOOSE IS LOOSE
THE MOOSE IS LOOSE
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD TOTEM
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD TOTEM
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>>16388012 >what is the bunker Anonymous
He could've killed torkoal since the beggining.
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rip chimp, you fought the good fight ;_;7
miracle jeanne !WSwbZ.2iJM
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>>16388189 champ went down spinnin
Anonymous
>>16388184 The Stealth rock damage would have killed him from volt switching.
Anonymous
>>16388184 Don't know if constantly switching and taking a stealth rock each turn would have resulted in his loss.
Either way that was fucking retarded.
Anonymous
Chimp, it is not your fault.
Anonymous
>>16388216 >>16388226 Chimp used stealth rocks WAY later
Anonymous
Where is champ? Post a new battle or call new champ you fucking nerd
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>>16388235 >Chimp, it is not your fault. Lets not get beside ourselves
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>>16388235 no pretty sure this champ is shit too
Anonymous
What the fuck happened there anyway? I came back late and the room wasn't loading properly anymore
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>>16388245 Let him have some grieving time.
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>>16388258 194 turn stall.
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>>16388245 new champ if he's too autistic to come back in 5 minutes starting now.
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>>16388258 Torkoal outstalling gliscor.
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>>16388258 Bizarre scenario where the only way for the opponent to win was to Struggle his own Gliscor to death and then come in with Rotom to kill with Volt Switch. Almost 200 turns (meanwhile, champ spammed against Gliscor subs).
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>>16388238 I honestly don't remember. All I remember was the same monotonous bullshit for a 100+ turn.
Like I said though, it was retarded either way.
Anonymous
Here's a replay in case anyone wants to relive the true glory of that fight.
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/pokebankoubeta-66485345 Anonymous
O.K. I give up. I've been hitting "refresh" for 5 minutes.
miracle jeanne !WSwbZ.2iJM
can i champ since champ died from exhaustion
Anonymous
Mega Kangaskhan
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Gliscor Named Torkoal? I guess
Anonymous
Any OU mon with the first 4 moves in its learnset
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Iron Maiden (Bronzong) (F)
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Hawlucha named either The Flea or Luchadore Jones
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unburden drifblim with weakness policy
>>16388360 Anonymous
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Arceus Grass
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Citizen Snips (Drapion) @ Leftovers
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Clawitzer
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Your choice of Lucky Doge, Clit Queen, or 360noscope
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>>16388337 >tfw the spirit bomb failed Anonymous
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zigzagoon named coon holding shell bell with belly drum and extremespeed
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Sleepy Doge (Sylveon) @ Leftovers
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Spiritomb @ Leftovers
[MMG]Rick Ross !YCkM3Nac/.
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>>16388359 champ is kill
someone pls call or i'll do it
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EternalBoner !!jRUdmrhMx++
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corsola with mirror coat, recover, and scald plus whatever other move and evs and item
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golem. choice band. rollout
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>>16388427 normal glalie then
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>>16388433 Lol! it's funny because slowpoke is slow, and you posted extremely late. XDDDDDDDDD
bigdogiceee !xVMYeqcYCI
>>16388048 >>16388058 >>16388169 Lol you nerds just don't understand. Old showderp is incomparable to this trash. We had funny memes back then and shit. You jokes don't know what you're doing
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>>16388496 "Old showderp" was literally only some months ago. I was there. It was exactly the same as now.
MOPPY !!t5YqK3V8kbq
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>>16388496 I'll respond to your bait, but only because I feel bad and it seems to be the popular thing to do.
Need better effort, 3/10 by the way.
Anonymous
>>16388496 Can we at least wait until Showderp's a year old to start with the oldfagging?
Anonymous
>>16388496 your dear old showderp is dead and will never come back, now go cry in a corner
miracle jeanne !WSwbZ.2iJM
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>>16388635 Thank you for being faste, champ.
Anonymous
bigdogiceee !xVMYeqcYCI
>>16388511 >>16388552 >>16388577 >>16388621 Just because you angry newfags don't know how to comprehend how much better old showderp was doesn't give you an excuse to go talking shit. You need to respect your elders, we laid down the foundation of this shit show that you faggots took and ruined
Anonymous
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>>16388496 >Lol you nerds just don't understand. First gen is incomparable to this trash. We had funny pokes meta back then and shit. You jokes don't know what you're doing Anonymous
MOPPY !!t5YqK3V8kbq
>>16388741 These children dont even know how to act, its fucking ridiculous.
We were the gods of showderp, but these fags just dont know.
Anonymous
Hey how about you guys stop getting b8ed so hard and just go do your shit
Anonymous
Helel
>>16388337 it ended at turn 97 for me. How did the stall battle turn out?
LC Guy
>>16388741 Fucking agreed.
If I knew what Showderp would have become I would have never created it.
Everyone but the "remaining few" are all cancer.
Anonymous
>>16388828 Holy fucking shit you fucking faggot, do you really think you're superior to us? I've been trying to not respond to faggots like you for the past few minutes but now I can't hold it back. You're the problem. You're the reason why showderp is dying but I can't see why you can't see that. Why don't you just stop coming here and stay in your stupid little stream? Tell me that.
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>>16388832 Troll trolling trolls is fun.
Anonymous
>>16388828 >>16388741 >tfw I'm also an oldfag but you guys are actually just huge cunts Anonymous
miracle jeanne !WSwbZ.2iJM
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>>16388945 >bragging about being an oldfag unironically Are you sure THEY'RE the cunts
Anonymous
>>16388870 torkoal outstalled both pokemon easily, gliscor struggled to death, rotom-h killed torkoal with volt switch ;_;
MOPPY !!t5YqK3V8kbq
>>16388886 Deny it all you want, we were better than the cancer you became, but i dont expect filth like you to understand.
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>>16388885 inb4 people take this bait. LC Guy is never on at these hours
literally autism !!uzhBnUZ4mnm
Hey guys, sorry I couldn't call a new chimp, but something came up.
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>>16389010 Real funny faggot ass bitch. You think this is a joke? You think giving me lip is a good idea? I'll fucking murder you.
Yeah making fun of me is so funny, so funny I forgot to laugh. If you wanna talk like that to me why don't you come here and say it to me face so I can answer your insults with a swift fist to the nose. Yeah you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but I bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button. So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this. Don't want anymore problems.... didn't think so faggot. You have any idea what gorilla warfare is? I do, I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected it. I'm fully capable of using it on you motherfuckers. Do you know the dander your in if I find you? I am 100$ serious. Bunch of god damn newfaf loser here and I will not have it. At least I've had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin piece of unpatriotic SHIT.
Anonymous
>one obvious trolle comes into the thread and makes an obvious troll post >everyone feels the need to respond with theyre funny and ironic comments and "this is bait" pictures
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>>16388870 Torkoal was able to outlast the Glicsor because it had a lot of PP on Rapid Spin. However, when Rotom was able to freely use Volt Switch with no consequence (by like turn 190) it finished off Torkoal before it started struggling.
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>>16389046 Are you for fucking real right now? Are you seriously stereotyping people with autism to be good at complex games and activities? I'll have you know that autism isn't at all anything complex you fucking retarded inbred faggot. My little brother has autism, he is 12 years old. He is unable to communicate with anyone, he can't eat,drink or shit by himself. And here you are, making fun of my little brother, you little bitch. Having autism or having a member of your family with autism isn't at all a 'game' you stupid cunt nigger. I hope if you ever have children, they will be autistic so you'll have to take care of them and see them suffer 24/7,you fucking double nigger faggot. Fuck off and go kill yourself.
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>>16389020 Don't worry bro, we had a fun time. Keep improving your sick skills!
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>>16388968 "First 4 moves in its learnset" means "first 4 moves in its learnset". please follow the requests and fix Rotom-W.
Set should be:
Discharge
Charge
Trick
Astonish
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>>16389047 My b8 detector went off the charts
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>>16389010 Why don't you go fucking choke on seven dicks, you gay ass nigger?
I hope you literally have a stroke while starting fights on the internet. Yeah, I hope you die. I don't say this to many people on the internet, but I hope you kill yourself. I hope you get run over by your mother in her car. I hope you get eaten by your autistic son because he thought you were a turkey. Yeah. How does it feel to be on the recieving end of insults? How about you stop screaming out of your ass and join the rest of us civilized internet users?
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>>16388945 >Doesn't know how to ignore >Says he's an oldfag Top lel m8
bigdogiceee !xVMYeqcYCI
I swear you faggots are so easy to derail it isn't even funny
miracle jeanne !WSwbZ.2iJM
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champ fix your rotom-w
Helel
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>>16389176 it's hilarious. Anonymous
>>16389176 It was a ruse all along! (happy face) Anonymous
>>16389070 Excuse me, but just who in the fuck do you think you are? YOU, bossing ME around? Suck a trillion dicks. I don't have to do a single motherfucking thing you tell me. You think your hot shit mouthing off to me but I bet if we were face to face you'd change colors quicker than the fucking Aroara Boaryalice.
Just try opening you're fat mouth in front of me again, I FUCKING dare you. I can bench press 700 pounds, I drive a top of the line Lambergini and I get more pussy than Walt Chamberlane. You on the other hand watch moeshit, sleep with a waifer pillow and have a gut so huge it makes Homer Sampson look mall nurished by comparison.
I just know your going to reply to this with "LOL U MAD". Your fucking andissipating my reply. The second you post that outdated cumback I will track you're IP, find out where you live and tear you a new arsehole.
Fuck. You.
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ITT:Target practice for trolls
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>>16389219 LOL U MAD FAGGOT? I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you.
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>>16389176 Hey bigdog, look here. Why don't you stop coming to these threads? Do you find it funny to start fights on the internet? I'll tell you a secret: it's not. You need to stop.
Take a look at your life- you've spent so much time and keystrokes coming up with insults directed towards people you don't even know, under a false name on the internet. Was it worth it? Do you think we find you funny? Have you gained anything in the process, become a better person?
I don't think so. So, I and all of showderp humbly asks you to please stop posting in our threads.
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>>16389196 >>16389203 This. This right here is why New Showderp is shit. Everyone feels the need to reply to the bait, thus feeding the trolls. Why can't we just ignore them? Do you really need to get that little comment or image macro in?
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>mfw showderp is literally just a copypasta trashbin right now
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>>16389255 mother fucker you dont know who the fuck i am, you are a fag who likes sticking it in guys asses and you best believe that you'd be the one getting crammed in your fuckin rear by my Ukranian Fort-500 shotgun before i blow your fucking guts out your chest you faggit little bitch your fucking pathetic you best hope i never head to your town, i'll find yeah and shank you in your sleep, you wanna die motherfucker? faggit little cracker, hahaha I betyou aint ever even gotten and coochie, huh? ever got any pussy? i dont even keep count anymore, but it is definately past 35 cuz thats where i lost count bout a year or two ago, added a few since then, so ask yourseld, should your faggit no coochie gettin bitch ass maybe try to shut the fuck up, or do you want to hear more about how fuckin gay and lame you are? you cocksucking homo bastard go kill yourself you worthless chunk of shit, your useless and lame as fuck, and i cant wait to show your gay ass faggit no roastin abilities, you couldn't talk shit even if you ate shit, go slit your wrists you aint cool at all give up on your gay ass life
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>>16389275 who hangs out in the threads when a match is going on anyways
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this thraed is.......
MOPPY !!t5YqK3V8kbq
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Bigdoge, you glorious bastard i fucking love you
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LOL I JUST LITERALLY
miracle jeanne !WSwbZ.2iJM
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>>16389275 You mad? I reply what I want
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aussie time ruins another thread? say it aint so
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>>16389308 169.What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>16389371 Go fuck yourself, worthless kid. Whenever something happens you go up to your little ・b/ folder・ pick up UMAD.jpg and post it here, thinking you are the best, laughing behind your screen, flapping these adipous cheeks of yours while your wawa chocolate milk drips all overy your XXXL t-shirt. Fucking pederast. You rotten, disgusting slug, bucephalus leech. I hate you and your entire body smells like feces. Do you have any idea of how long you have been there, sitting on this same chair that because of some unknown miracle managed to withstand your massive weight? You have been there for weeks, months, locked up in your room that smells like Doritos and Wawa milk, jacking off to your Haruhi wallpaper and posting 填MAD.jpg・on this fucking imageboard. I don稚 even know how you manage to type with your thick, greasy fingers, or how you still manage to find your tiny penis among all the fat flaps on your belly and groin area. You pile of shit, bipedal sperm-whale!!!
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Where did you get all that pasta good lord
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miracle jeanne !WSwbZ.2iJM
am i doing it rite?
Hey Faggots,
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>>16389488 >lol he posted it again Anonymous
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