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Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2013 13:15:26 No.16397510 View View Reply Original Report

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would you marry Leafeon?

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Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2013 13:18:25 No.16397529 Report

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Vaporeon master race reporting in.

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Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2013 13:19:36 No.16397539 Report

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>eeveelutions

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Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2013 13:20:44 No.16397544 Report

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>>16397510
Of course

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2013 13:22:12 No.16397553 Report

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i would marry any eevee things.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2013 13:24:06 No.16397563 Report

Quoted By: >>16397582

This question comes up too much.

And yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2013 13:26:17 No.16397577 Report

Quoted By: >>16397605 >>16401721

is marrying pokemon legal?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2013 13:26:51 No.16397582 Report

Quoted By: >>16397613 >>16397630

>>16397563
>this question comes up way too much.
okay then, how about a part 2.

how would you propose to Leafeon?
what would you do on the honeymoon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2013 13:31:20 No.16397605 Report

Quoted By: >>16401721

>>16397577
Of course not.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2013 13:32:59 No.16397613 Report

Quoted By: >>16397664

>>16397582
Shit.

Most likely I would propose right after entering the hall of fame If game styled. or after losing to some fucker with a darkrai in the Pokemon league If anime styled.

It would simply be a "I've loved you for a long time while traveling with you" type thing.

Honeymoon would be spent in Kalos. Would mostly be sightseeing.

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Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2013 13:34:57 No.16397630 Report

Quoted By: >>16397641

>>16397582
>what would you do on the honeymoon?
Isn't that obvious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2013 13:36:28 No.16397641 Report

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>>16397630
Well played you glorious fucker.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2013 13:39:04 No.16397664 Report

Quoted By: >>16397686 >>16397710

>>16397613
it'd be weird... if i'm a spectator watching the 'league, and saw some guy with a pokémon half his height despite crouching down propose to it... it'd be weird...

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Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2013 13:42:03 No.16397686 Report

Quoted By: >>16397781

>>16397664
Consider the fact that I would be carrying her off to the Pokemon center; reassuring her that she did well, and subsequently telling her that I love her.

I don't think anyone in the crowd would even suspect me of proposing.

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Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2013 13:44:20 No.16397710 Report

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>>16397664
>League Officials step over and revoke the Trainer's ID and disqualifies him from the entire tourney
>Officer Jenny shows up and arrests him
>Leafeon and the rest of his Pokemon are taken from him and placed in protective nature reserves or good homes

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Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2013 13:44:39 No.16397715 Report

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Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2013 13:47:28 No.16397733 Report

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>>16397710
;_;

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Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2013 13:49:20 No.16397753 Report

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Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2013 13:49:53 No.16397757 Report

Quoted By: >>16397831 >>16397835

yes, i would marry him.

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Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2013 13:50:37 No.16397759 Report

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Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2013 13:52:34 No.16397779 Report

Quoted By: >>16397804

is leafeon smaller than the other evolutions?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2013 13:52:42 No.16397781 Report

Quoted By: >>16397815 >>16397889

>>16397686
it's still a quarter of your height! that's like proposing to a puppy!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2013 13:53:59 No.16397804 Report

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>>16397779
Tied for the tallest.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2013 13:55:50 No.16397815 Report

Quoted By: >>16397826 >>16397839

>>16397781
Damn things are 3 feet tall. Who the fuck is 12 feet tall?

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Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2013 13:57:13 No.16397826 Report

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>>16397815
that's still outrageously tiny!

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Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2013 13:57:26 No.16397831 Report

Quoted By: >>16397835 >>16397889

>>16397757

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Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2013 13:58:31 No.16397835 Report

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>>16397757
>>16397831
Forgot picture.

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Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2013 13:58:48 No.16397839 Report

Quoted By: >>16397849

>>16397815
>3 feet tall
It measures to the tops of their ears though.
>GF in charge of consistent height measuements

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2013 14:00:10 No.16397849 Report

Quoted By: >>16397858

>>16397839
>tfw onix is measured by its arbitrary stance instead of length

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2013 14:01:42 No.16397858 Report

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>>16397849
I'm pretty sure snake-body-type pokemon are supposed to be measured by length.
So Gyrados, Onix, Giratina-O, etc.

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Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2013 14:04:58 No.16397889 Report

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>>16397781
>>16397831
>Implying that would stop me.

Nigga you crazy.

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Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2013 14:10:06 No.16397933 Report

Quoted By: >>16397992

>tfw you will never marry a pokemon

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Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2013 14:11:20 No.16397940 Report

Quoted By: >>16397957 >>16397959

What sort of retarded baby shit is this?

Go marry a toaster. Makes about as much fucking sense.

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Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2013 14:12:57 No.16397957 Report

Quoted By: >>16398007

>>16397940
B8
UNDERAGE B&

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2013 14:12:58 No.16397959 Report

Quoted By: >>16397983 >>16398007

>>16397940
Toasters can't love back.
Well maybe if it's a rotom but otherwise no.
Plus you really don't want to stick your dick in a toaster

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Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2013 14:17:30 No.16397983 Report

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>>16397959
>Plus you really don't want to stick your dick in a toaster
Wrong again /vp/.

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Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2013 14:18:03 No.16397985 Report

Quoted By: >>16398001 >>16398004

But it's a plant? How can you marry a plant?

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Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2013 14:18:56 No.16397992 Report

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>>16397933
>tfw you will never have a leaf bed buddy.

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Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2013 14:19:54 No.16398001 Report

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>>16397985
>Implying I wouldnt marry a plant

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2013 14:19:59 No.16398002 Report

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>>16397992
I bet the texture of it would be quite unpleasant.
I wonder if it jizzes sap.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2013 14:20:11 No.16398004 Report

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>>16397985
It's more animal than plant. Plus I'm pretty sure it's actually legal to marry inanimate objects now anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2013 14:20:49 No.16398007 Report

Quoted By: >>16398024 >>16398030

>>16397957
Try again. Not playing into a sick fetish =/= being underage b8.

>>16397959
Animals can't "love" back either. At least not in the consensual legal sense. It'd be like fucking a retarded slave. Also it could leaf blade your dick right off if it catches on to your Poké rape plans.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2013 14:22:26 No.16398024 Report

Quoted By: >>16398041 >>16398045

>>16398007
Pokemon are typically portrayed as being sapient to some degree though. It's not rape if they started it.

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Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2013 14:23:27 No.16398030 Report

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>>16398007
Except that pokemon are quite clearly mentally above regular animals and that has been demonstrated time and time again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2013 14:25:04 No.16398041 Report

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>>16398024
Typically schmipically. There are very few Pokémon with that level of intelligence demonstrated. Is there any evidence of eeveelution sapience? Nooooop.

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Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2013 14:25:38 No.16398045 Report

Quoted By: >>16398084

>>16398024
>Pokemon are typically portrayed as being sapient
Nope. You can interpret them to be, but you're filling in gaps that aren't there. Many seem extremely childish, and the only ones otherwise are Pokemon that have been around for ages like legendary Pokemon.

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Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2013 14:30:20 No.16398084 Report

Quoted By: >>16398100 >>16398121

>>16398045
>not knowing that pokemon canonically married humans

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Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2013 14:32:36 No.16398100 Report

Quoted By: >>16398131

>>16398084
Yeah, the ravings of a crazy old woman in one of the spinoffs. Great evidence.

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Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2013 14:34:16 No.16398121 Report

Quoted By: >>16398162 >>16398164

>>16398084
Again, this is simply the way you have misinterpreted something to your whim. Those legends specifically state that this happened in a time when people and Pokemon were the same. Two beings that are the same marrying is much different than two completely different beings marrying. This isn't a fairy tale of the boonies some undetermined amount of time ago. Pokemon are shown not to marry humans in the game. Romance between a trainer and their Pokemon has been specifically avoided to discourage the idea.

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Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2013 14:35:25 No.16398131 Report

Quoted By: >>16398154 >>16398164

>>16398100
It came from a text in D/P/PT in the original version of the game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2013 14:38:09 No.16398154 Report

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>>16398131
Yeah the guy above you already acknowledged that. If anything it shows that people were more like animals in the past, not the reverse.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2013 14:38:27 No.16398162 Report

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>>16398121
>Unable to marry best partner because of changes in humans over time.

Fuck this gay Pokearth.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2013 14:38:37 No.16398164 Report

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>>16398131
Again, please observe the line directly below that as stated in >>16398121

The line is such a throwaway, The entire thing is a Folk Story. Look up what that means sometime. Paul Bunyan as you know him isn't a real person. He's a story.

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Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2013 14:44:09 No.16398223 Report

Quoted By: >>16398261 >>16398297

Not really. Leafon isn't my thing. Maaaybe some sort of large schizophrenic, three-headed bird.

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Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2013 14:47:40 No.16398261 Report

Quoted By: >>16398297

>>16398223
Good taste anon.

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Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2013 14:51:09 No.16398297 Report

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>>16398223
>>16398261

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Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2013 18:34:54 No.16401269 Report

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>tfw no flareon companion to cuddle with and tenderly love

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Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2013 18:55:22 No.16401721 Report

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>>16397577
>>16397605
You uncultured swine.

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Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2013 18:58:10 No.16401768 Report

Quoted By: >>16401819 >>16401887

>tfw no slutty Glaceon maid

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Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2013 19:00:06 No.16401819 Report

Quoted By: >>16401859 >>16402053

>>16401768
But Glaceon would wear shimapan.

White with a bow is more of a Sylveon thing.

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Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2013 19:01:54 No.16401859 Report

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>>16401819
>crossdressing sylveon in white panties with a bow
oh god yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2013 19:03:32 No.16401887 Report

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>>16401768

Needs wet panties.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2013 19:06:19 No.16401945 Report

Quoted By: >>16402079

I want to marry Sylveon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2013 19:11:22 No.16402053 Report

Quoted By: >>16402253

>>16401819
No, white with a bow is pretty plain, like Eevee.

Sylveon would wear lacy animal print panties with lots of bows.

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Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2013 19:12:31 No.16402079 Report

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>>16401945
you would, fucking fairy fuck

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Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2013 19:20:38 No.16402253 Report

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>>16402053

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Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2013 19:28:57 No.16402436 Report

Quoted By: >>16402463 >>16402555 >>16403231

What pantsu does Leafeon wear?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2013 19:29:55 No.16402463 Report

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>>16402436
None

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Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2013 19:33:09 No.16402555 Report

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>>16402436
flower or strawberry print

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Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2013 19:48:16 No.16402922 Report

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Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2013 20:02:35 No.16403231 Report

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>>16402436
none

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Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2013 20:07:10 No.16403316 Report

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Must be break time at Faggot Hut. The Poké-Fuckers are back.

>tfw they wouldn't be interested in humans
>tfw they'd reject you for being a sorry example of humanity anyway
>tfw they'd refuse to wear clothes
>tfw no matter what universe, you'd still be a lonely closet pedophile

Kill yourself.

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Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2013 20:13:29 No.16403431 Report

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maybe

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Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2013 20:26:32 No.16403660 Report

Quoted By: >>16403769

I would an Espeon

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[SpoilersKun] 2895-7690-3910 {1904} Sun 01 Dec 2013 20:31:11 No.16403756 Report

Quoted By: >>16403809

No! Leafeon is a Pokemon! I couldn't marry a Pokemon!
Of course I do, I'd be a faggot to not want to marry a Leafeon.

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Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2013 20:31:43 No.16403769 Report

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>>16403660
>Tfw it would liquify your brain once it senses your intentions
I'm starting to actually wish Pokémon were real now. Soooo many dead Poké-fuckers.

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Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2013 20:34:03 No.16403809 Report

Quoted By: >>16403833

>>16403756
No you'd have to be a faggot to want to fuck cutesy little animals.

>It'd Leaf Blade your tiny dick off anyway.

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Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2013 20:35:14 No.16403833 Report

Quoted By: >>16403885

>>16403809
Marrying =/= fucking.

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Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2013 20:37:10 No.16403885 Report

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>>16403833
Touche. But it's still odd.

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Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2013 20:37:15 No.16403888 Report

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I would marry Flareon~ :3

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2013 20:38:40 No.16403919 Report

Quoted By: >>16403973 >>16404012

b-but my leafeon is a boy..

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Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2013 20:41:35 No.16403973 Report

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>>16403919
Context motherfucker.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2013 20:43:08 No.16404012 Report

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>>16403919
Yes, he wants to be the best husband he can be!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2013 20:59:34 No.16404372 Report

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Not Leafeon, but I would marry a Pokemon in the right circumstances. I just wouldn't fuck it.

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