Slowbro is the greatest pokemon. He's the slowest of bros, and the broest of slows. He's the pokemon of life. Sure he might not be as powerful as Metwo fucking an Arceus on a mountain. But they're not slow, nor bro. When you're bro, you're dat guy who would give a hobo five bucks, when you're a bro you have bob marley albums, and being fast will get you no where. Being slow makes you think, makes you look at the beauty and horrrors of life. Plus just look at his face. LOOK AT IT. He knows all. Slowbro is pink, and it's a manly color. He feels all. Slowbro is never alone, he has a tail friend, he's never alone He loves all. That's why Slowbro is the best pokemon. He is all.