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A young boy by the name of Gary just woke up, next to his girlfriend Misty, who had just left her previous boyfriend Prof. Oak for him. Gary ripped a huge stingy smelling fart, and dutch-ovened Misty. So she kicked him in his pokeballs, if you know what I mean. He winced in pain, and slapped that hoe across her face. Despite all this ruckus, Gary knew deep down inside, they HAD to keep moving, or face certain death. A horn sounded in the distance, and Gary and Misty jolted up and sprinted, because they knew the demons were coming. You may wonder what the demons are, and so I'll tell you. Many months ago, Gary's brother was trapped in a haunted mansion, and Gary had to save him, but in the process, he pressed a button in the room behind the ball room which released the demons, that are now forever after Gary. So as Gary and Misty ran, Gary threw out a ball which released a blue hedgehog, from the 5th generation of pokemon. Gary also threw 6 different colored gems, while Misty threw the 7th. The hedgehog turned rainbow, and carried them away. The demons did not know about Gary's secret gift, since the 5th generation isnt out yet. So the hedgehog carried, them away. Gary heard them talking, and he assumed in was mexican language, because they were the ones that owned the mansion. As they were flying in the air, indians from below threw spears at them, while Gary listened to Airplanes on his pokepod. They had to stop later because Misty had some explosive diareha, and it stained the hedgehogs back. At the gas station were they stopped, a trucker was hitting on Gary, and Gary casually flirted back. Misty came out feeling quite relieved, and they wanted a movie for the rest of the way back, so they bought so Tyler Perry movies, and Raven's college roadtrip. But the hedgehog got hit by a car, and Gary and Misty were trapped at the gas station....What will happen in chapter 2!?
