What the fuck is this sorry excuse of a legendary,GF?
This thing doesn't even look like a Dragon/Ground
type.It looks like the Starship Enterprise took a huge shit on a cobra in space.What are those things on its back anyway!Are they tombstones?If so,who the fuck puts tombstones on the back of a space cobra?Riddle me that,you GF chucklefucks.
Apparently,the pokedex states this long piece of shit is the balance pokemon and it fixes the environment and shit with some unknown power bullfuck.That's just fucking ridiculous!Were they high?What were they thinking!Does Zygarde just fucking go around telling travelers with trash in hand not to fucking litter?This thing doesn't even look like a balance pokemon!I could draw and color a better balance pokemon with my ass cheeks!
Zygarde is bullshit