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Anonymous Wed 04 Dec 2013 11:49:06 No.16463916 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>16463992 >>16464007 >>16465405 >>16465434

You're walking through the woods and find this jerk of Ash Ketchum trying to molest your favorite Pokegirl while she's asleep (no doubt he ordered one of his pokeman to use spore on her). How would you react, VP?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Dec 2013 11:54:05 No.16463958 Report

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defeat him in the league

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Dec 2013 11:58:21 No.16463992 Report

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>>16463916
I'd join him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Dec 2013 11:59:24 No.16464007 Report

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>>16463916
>WHY AM I IN THE WOODS
>WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
>WHY IS ANIME
>wake up

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Dec 2013 14:29:41 No.16465277 Report

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> Confront Ash
> Challenge him to a battle.
> Winner has their way with Iris first
> After a long, hard fought battle I manage to win.
> Pull down my pants
> She wakes up.
> Instead of screaming she begins to point and laugh.
> Feel depressed.
> Send out Drifloon
> Hold it's hands as we disappear.

West 5386-8694-5202

West 5386-8694-5202 Wed 04 Dec 2013 14:38:47 No.16465362 Report

Quoted By: >>16465499 >>16465577

>walking through woods
>ash raping misty
>kick ash in nuts
>misty offers herself to me
>realize that she hasn't aged in the past 20 years
>can't fuck because underage
>be sad

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Dec 2013 14:43:50 No.16465405 Report

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>>16463916
pokegirl threads are cancer

>>>/out/

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Dec 2013 14:47:30 No.16465434 Report

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>>16463916
Turn arnd cos im obviousli walking in circels XDDD

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Dec 2013 14:49:02 No.16465450 Report

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I make him eat all her eggs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Dec 2013 14:49:40 No.16465457 Report

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Kick him in the face and do it myself

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Dec 2013 14:50:15 No.16465464 Report

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KO him in one punch because he's 10.
Then proceed to unzip dick and rape.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Dec 2013 14:52:12 No.16465488 Report

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React this!

*whips out the dick*

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Dec 2013 14:53:15 No.16465499 Report

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>>16465362
>can't fuck because underage

lel

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Dec 2013 15:03:16 No.16465577 Report

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>>16465362
Dude. Are you by any chance still in this thread?

West 5386-8694-5202

West 5386-8694-5202 Wed 04 Dec 2013 15:04:38 No.16465588 Report

Quoted By: >>16465603

>>16465577
Why do you ask?

Dimebag 0189-9380-8460

Dimebag 0189-9380-8460 Wed 04 Dec 2013 15:05:53 No.16465603 Report

Quoted By: >>16465628 >>16466437

>>16465588
I was in the thread where you asked to get your friend safari checked, and it was exactly the safari I'd been looking for for a while. So I remember your name. Care to add?

West 5386-8694-5202

West 5386-8694-5202 Wed 04 Dec 2013 15:08:15 No.16465628 Report

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>>16465603
sure

Dimebag 0189-9380-8460

Dimebag 0189-9380-8460 Wed 04 Dec 2013 15:12:01 No.16465668 Report

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>>16465628
Thanks, man. Just so you know, your safari is perfect to level up low level mons while farming Lucky Eggs and Oran/Sitrus berries. Hence my fixation on it.

West 5386-8694-5202

West 5386-8694-5202 Wed 04 Dec 2013 15:14:02 No.16465689 Report

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>>16465668
No problem

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Dec 2013 16:16:32 No.16466437 Report

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>>16465603
You are literally the cancer that is killing /vp/

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Dec 2013 16:49:04 No.16466865 Report

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Mine doesn't exist in the same universe as his, so no worries.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Dec 2013 16:50:41 No.16466892 Report

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>>16465405
/out/ is for outdoor activities and such. I don't see how your post makes sense.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Dec 2013 16:51:17 No.16466899 Report

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>>16466892

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Dec 2013 16:55:14 No.16466945 Report

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i would tenderly love my espeon while not giving a fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Dec 2013 16:56:01 No.16466958 Report

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throw rocks at him

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Dec 2013 17:43:08 No.16467546 Report

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>>16466437
Calm down nigga. This thread was shit to begin with.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Dec 2013 17:48:18 No.16467633 Report

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>>16467546
Fuck you and take my dick 8==========Bu

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Dec 2013 17:51:21 No.16467681 Report

Quoted By: >>16470061 >>16472372

>chilling out with Weezing
>what's ash doing with my beloved may?
>realize that he's trying to rape her
>STOP RIGHT THERE YOU CRIMINAL SCUM
>battle starts
>Weezing gets wrecked by ultrapikachu using some retarded attack from the anime (that thing killed a rhydon)
>Send Tyrantrum and let him eat pikachu, ash and all of his team
>It is time to fuck may!
>Turn towards her and discover that she woke up and knowing what I'm going to do tries to escape
>Send Cofagrigus, bind the bitch.
>I love bondage
>proceed to love may until she faints

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Dec 2013 17:51:28 No.16467686 Report

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>>16467633
Save it for your animu waifus in your fantasies, man.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Dec 2013 18:20:44 No.16468087 Report

Quoted By: >>16470196

>punch Ash in the throat so hard his voice changes again
>hold May tightly and tell her everything is going to be okay
>Take her to the police station and tell them what happened
>Comfort May as she cries and give her space when she needs it
>Offer her the chance to travel with me so I can protect her

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Dec 2013 20:17:51 No.16470061 Report

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>>16467681
Thanks to reverse image search on your pic I have found the best devianart ever. Thank you

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Dec 2013 20:24:21 No.16470146 Report

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>>16470061
Link. I could use a fap.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Dec 2013 20:27:31 No.16470196 Report

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>>16468087
>everything is going to be okay
>travel with me
>i can protect her
Go home, Entei.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Dec 2013 20:31:04 No.16470263 Report

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Wake Cynthia up and watch her kick his ass.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Dec 2013 20:33:23 No.16470303 Report

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>Go Gardevoir
>Hypnosis on that boy molesting that girl
>Ash is on the ground
>I take him and throw him off the nearest cliff
>Wake up May
>Ask her if she knows what happened
>If no, tell her and ask her if she needs anything
>If yes, tell her that I took care of Ash
>Offer to either stay with her, take her to a Pokemon Center, or leave and give her a few Full Restores and Revives in case she runs into trouble
>In the first two options, try to make small talk and become friends with her
>In the last option, challenge her to a Pokemon Battle

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Dec 2013 22:19:22 No.16472372 Report

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>>16467681
YOU VIOLATED THE LAW!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Dec 2013 22:42:28 No.16472372,1 Report Delete

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I'd knock out Ash and then have my ways with his juicy boy ass

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