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Anonymous Wed 04 Dec 2013 21:30:34 No.16471364 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>16471387 >>16471456 >>16471861

Ok lets try this one. Think of a Pokemon you absolutely hate. Ready? Now post like some faggot who fucking loves it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Dec 2013 21:31:43 No.16471387 Report

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>>16471364
loving pokemon isn't wrong. gardevoir is my waifu

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Anonymous Wed 04 Dec 2013 21:34:24 No.16471456 Report

Quoted By: >>16472294

>>16471364
They gave her jiggle physics in x and y!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Dec 2013 21:34:49 No.16471470 Report

Quoted By: >>16471861

But she's so sexy /vp/. don't you just wanna fuck her all day long? I'm not a furry!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Dec 2013 21:36:23 No.16471494 Report

Quoted By: >>16471559

i already liked the complex and amazing look of ONE diglett, but a dugtrio can only make things better! i love the living shit out of this piece of adorableness. it's not a lazy design at all! plus it's fast and it's a ground type, only like the best type ever!

Donkey Kong

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Donkey Kong Wed 04 Dec 2013 21:38:56 No.16471534 Report

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Sure they're not that good in competitive usage, but I love how they always wear those neat clothes! It's almost like they're built into the skin!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Dec 2013 21:39:29 No.16471559 Report

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>>16471494
It's such a unique and amazing idea! Who cares if it's car keys it's a fairy I swear!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Dec 2013 21:41:26 No.16471601 Report

Quoted By: >>16471861

God it's so fucking hot. Oh my God I'm about to cum all over!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Dec 2013 21:43:26 No.16471637 Report

Quoted By: >>16471861

It's three times better than any other dragon!!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Dec 2013 21:43:52 No.16471649 Report

Quoted By: >>16471683

These two are the most powerful pokemon ever!! They are way too awesome and they have everything they need to be uber powerful, unlike most pokemon who chose to be shitty and did not have mega forms. Lucario and Blaziken were clearly smart to develop their own megas!

They could kick anybody's ass. Sorry your bros did not choose good movepools and stats. Maybe you should tell them to follow the amazing examples these two have set, fagets.

Blaziken and Lucario 5ever!1!!!!11!one!eleven

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Dec 2013 21:45:46 No.16471681 Report

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A fucking eye with two magnets and three screws! What more could you ask in Pokémon? A face with personality? A mouth? Bullshit! All you need is an eye and some random objects. Plus, it evolves into the amazing three-times-the-same-thing! Like Dugtrio, it can't get any better, and that is why Magnezone is an ugly piece of shit who did nothing but make this line look less respectable than what it already is.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Dec 2013 21:45:52 No.16471683 Report

Quoted By: >>16471861

>>16471649
It's the best Pokemon ever! Ash's true friend! Original 151! My childhood!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Dec 2013 21:46:23 No.16471696 Report

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you guys are just bads that can't deal with fire/flying

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Dec 2013 21:47:21 No.16471715 Report

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"Isn't it just so adorable, the way it stares at you with those eyes?! And its typing is so great! Who cares if it's weak to both Earthquake AND Surf, it's got such coverage!"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Dec 2013 21:48:52 No.16471745 Report

Quoted By: >>16471861

Totally my new waifu! I don't care if I don't know anything about it yet! I bet it evolves from Carbink even though there's absolutely no viable reason why it should! I love fucking boulders!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Dec 2013 21:50:06 No.16471768 Report

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This is the coolest Pokemon ever (after charizard of course). I mean look at it, so cool and edgy because ninjas are awesome as fuck. Plus it's shiny form makes it look even MORE edgy and awesome. Just like shiny Charizard!

He gets a permanent spot on my Showdown team (alongside Talonflame and Aegislash) because of his kickass ability that just wrecks stupid kids lol. such an amazing pokemon.

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Anonymous Wed 04 Dec 2013 21:51:00 No.16471785 Report

Quoted By: >>16471823

FUCK YEAH

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Dec 2013 21:51:31 No.16471794 Report

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Grab a pokéball, give it two eyes, make the evolution the same thing but turned upside down, and that's it. THIS is how you make a pokémon. None of that fucking gen 5 overdesigned bullshit. Fuck gen 5, gen 1 r00ls.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Dec 2013 21:52:03 No.16471802 Report

Quoted By: >>16471856

ITT: Missing the point and trying way too hard.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Dec 2013 21:52:24 No.16471813 Report

Quoted By: >>16471861

Just look how fucking delicious this mystical beast looks. 10/10.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Dec 2013 21:52:43 No.16471823 Report

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>>16471785

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Dec 2013 21:53:49 No.16471856 Report

Quoted By: >>16471895

>>16471802
the point is to sound like a faggot, tho

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Dec 2013 21:53:55 No.16471861 Report

Quoted By: >>16471895 >>16471909 >>16471917

>>16471364
>>16471470
>>16471559
>>16471601
>>16471637
>>16471683
>>16471745
>>16471813

Samefag.

How do you feel now faggot?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Dec 2013 21:54:29 No.16471871 Report

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Oh wow look at this thing, its so cool and appealing! I like how it has a little trunk, it is my favorite Pokemon because it looks like a chubby little American child, like that fat fucking faggot from Home Alone. The one with the pet tarantula, you know him. My favorite thing about Drowzee is that it turns into a really swell pedophile with a beard!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Dec 2013 21:55:47 No.16471895 Report

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>>16471861
see: >>16471856

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Dec 2013 21:56:33 No.16471907 Report

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The saggy pants are extremely cool idea. And hiphop lizards too. The other fans of this thing are also coolest people ever.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Dec 2013 21:56:36 No.16471908 Report

Quoted By: >>16471933 >>16472179

There are so many reasons to love Dragonite. For one, his fat belly and arms reminds me of my sugardaddy while I'm sliding my mouth back and forth over his cock. His tiny wings must flap adorably fast to justify the fact that he gets Extremespeed over something like Pidgeot, just like the flapping of my fat rolls as I get pounded in the ass. I sure am glad that a 600 BST Pokemon like him got Multiscale, I can't really think of a Pokemon that needed to be buffed more than him except almost anything in UU, RU and NU. And his big eyes and smile is as soothing as a hot, creamy load shot into the back of my throat. His lovable design is only further proven by the myriad of talented, creative individuals who choose him to star in their diaper fetish art.

I really cannot think of anything I like more than Dragonite, except the taste of cocks in my mouth.

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Anonymous Wed 04 Dec 2013 21:56:36 No.16471909 Report

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>>16471861
Pretty good considering I'm the OP

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Anonymous Wed 04 Dec 2013 21:57:05 No.16471917 Report

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>>16471861
How do you feel now, newfag?

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Anonymous Wed 04 Dec 2013 21:57:43 No.16471933 Report

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>>16471908
Ho...ly...fuck. Top kek

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Anonymous Wed 04 Dec 2013 21:58:09 No.16471939 Report

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Honchkrow is such a cool Pokemon! It's badass and looks like a mafia don, which is badass too. It also got a huge attack stat with a great ability and decent moves to use with it. Its hat also looks really cool and fits its smug expression!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Dec 2013 21:58:12 No.16471940 Report

Quoted By: >>16471951

Genwunners vs Unovafetuses: The Thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Dec 2013 21:58:55 No.16471951 Report

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>>16471940
Nobody is fighting about anything though...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Dec 2013 22:02:10 No.16472020 Report

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Your waifu a shit. The chubby, gooey greatness that is Goodra makes for the best sexings.

Cuz you can't say "Goodra" without sayin' "Good".

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Dec 2013 22:05:02 No.16472095 Report

Quoted By: >>16472157

It's always hilarious to watch idiots keep trying to set up on this adorable lump of joy while I Burn them with Scald and proceed to set up while they slowly die from chip damage! Sure, there's other Water, Ground, and Water/Ground type Pokemon, and more annoying defensive Pokemon with no weaknesses other than Grass, but Quagsire was the first and the greatest!

Besides, can you say "no" to that goofy face?

I actually tried to be sincere with this one. How did I do?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Dec 2013 22:05:55 No.16472116 Report

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All dat ass

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Anonymous Wed 04 Dec 2013 22:07:06 No.16472143 Report

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Staraptor is a pretty cool guy. I like its Close Combat. I like its colors, its fringe and its face, they give me a swirly sensation in my stomach and a tasty paste that tastes like all the food i like in my mouth. I don't even want to punch staraptor in the face or anything, it's so cool that you can't get angry by looking at it. It also got Reckless to raise the power of its already powerful Brave Bird and Double Edge, but don't worry, it's not Uber, it got bad stats except for its attack so it's not SO strong.
Who else likes staraptor? Because i do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Dec 2013 22:07:53 No.16472157 Report

Quoted By: >>16472171

>>16472095
>can you say "no" to that goofy face?

That's all you had to say. People only like Quagsire because le funny derpmon. It's the same reason people like Goomy.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Dec 2013 22:08:27 No.16472165 Report

Quoted By: >>16472212

Man, Smogon really recommends this mon, maybe if I use it I'll win EVERY battle! Either by stalling the opponent to death, or being a massive cockcunt and forcing them to quit because I waste so much time doing fuck all!
Man I sure do love taking cocks in my ass because Im convinced this Pokemon is invincible and I must always use it in order to win every baattle for sure cum all over me yeah i love being 12 years old oh yes im a fucking retarded who likes being whakced on the head by a metal fucking dildo kill me i just steal from smogon because in an uncreative cunt who doesnt know how to be original and make games interesting nope im perfectly fine sitting for an hour for a measly two fucking points on showdown

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Dec 2013 22:08:46 No.16472171 Report

Quoted By: >>16472200

>>16472157
It's a cute goffy face.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Dec 2013 22:09:02 No.16472176 Report

Quoted By: >>16472191 >>16472235 >>16472257 >>16472306 >>16472366

>Hating any Pokemon
What's it like to be a bunch of faggots?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Dec 2013 22:09:06 No.16472179 Report

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>>16471908
Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a winner.
Go home everyone, thread is over.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Dec 2013 22:09:52 No.16472191 Report

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>>16472176
What's it like eating every shit they sell you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Dec 2013 22:10:12 No.16472200 Report

Quoted By: >>16472232

>>16472171
Ha! That's really good.

You sound perfectly sincere now. It's almost as if you really like him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Dec 2013 22:10:58 No.16472212 Report

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>>16472165
Karenfags everyone

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Dec 2013 22:11:16 No.16472217 Report

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IT'S NOT A BOY IM STRAIGHT
HOLY SHIT SHUT UP ITS A FUCKING GIRL, IM STRAIGHT I LIKE PUSSY
MAN I LOVE PUSSY CAUSE MY GARDEVOIR IS A GIRL
WHY IS !!!!!!!!!!SHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO PERFECT /VP/????? SHE
SHE SHE SHE SHE
FUCKING SHE
IM STRAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Dec 2013 22:11:57 No.16472232 Report

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>>16472200
Anti-Quaganon here, that was someone else. I think that was a genuine Quagsire fan.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Dec 2013 22:12:04 No.16472235 Report

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>>16472176
>liking shitkrow

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Dec 2013 22:13:45 No.16472257 Report

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>>16472176
>ewwything is so cwute and pwecious :3
what's it like to lack taste?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Dec 2013 22:14:23 No.16472271 Report

Quoted By: >>16472340

HHEEYY GUYSZ LOOOK AT ME XD IM UYSING LE UBER DRAGON CUZ I CANT TRAIN OTHER MOSN SO I NEED THIS LITTLE SHIT TO HOLD MY LITTLE HAND ON WIFI XDXDXD
EARHTAQUAKE AND OUTRAGE GET REKT

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Dec 2013 22:14:29 No.16472274 Report

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Seriously, /vp/, this guy is underrated! It's so fucking cool! I mean, it's such an awesome-looking snowflake, and it's ability is just "FUCK YOU, GROUND-TYPES!"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Dec 2013 22:15:44 No.16472292 Report

Quoted By: >>16472327

I lack originality

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Dec 2013 22:15:49 No.16472294 Report

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>>16471456
Did they actually do that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Dec 2013 22:16:20 No.16472306 Report

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>>16472176
>thinking that not having an opinion makes you superior

Scratch that, I KNOW you have an opinion, you just want to pretend you don't so you feel better than everyone else.

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Anonymous Wed 04 Dec 2013 22:16:46 No.16472311 Report

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ANIME IS NOT CARTOONS!!!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Dec 2013 22:17:34 No.16472327 Report

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>>16472292
Because they like a steel flying creature? Fuck man, I'm sorry, but that thing looks good. It's unoriginal as fuck to use one, sure, but the design is good, man, shit, fuck, man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Dec 2013 22:17:40 No.16472330 Report

Quoted By: >>16472397

I don't really hate any Pokemon, but there's fans of some Pokemon (Gardevoir, Braixin, Mawile, Lopunny especially) who I can't fucking stand. This thread is a pretty good description of how fucking annoying some people are.

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Anonymous Wed 04 Dec 2013 22:18:07 No.16472340 Report

Quoted By: >>16472383

>>16472271
HHEEYY GUYSZ LOOOK AT ME XD IM UYSING LE NU ECHIDNA CUZ I CANT TRAIN STRONG MOSN SO I NEED THIS LITTLE SHIT TO BE MUH BRO ON WIFI XDXDXD
ERUPTION AND NATURE POWER GOT REKT

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Dec 2013 22:19:09 No.16472366 Report

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>>16472176
You like honchkrow?

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Anonymous Wed 04 Dec 2013 22:19:42 No.16472383 Report

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>>16472340
HHEEYY GUYSZ LOOOK AT ME XD IM UYSING LE UBER LEGENDARY CUZ I CANT TRAIN OTHER MOSN SO I NEED THIS LITTLE SHIT TO HOLD MY LITTLE HAND ON WIFI XDXDXD
OBLIVION WIGN AND DARK PULSE GET REKT

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Dec 2013 22:20:11 No.16472397 Report

Quoted By: >>16472430

>>16472330
>liking shitkrow

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Dec 2013 22:20:13 No.16472398 Report

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MAGIKARP EVOLVED INTO THIS BADASS, NO ONE EVER EXPECTED THIS AWESOME DRA-WATER SNAKE TO REK SHIT WITH HYPER BEAM OH MY GOD BRING IT PIKAFAGGOT OR WHATEVER YOUR SHITTY TRAINER CALLS YOU, MY MEGA IS EVEN MORE BADASS, I BECAME DARK TYPE BECAUSE I'M NOT AN EDGY FUCKER BUT I'M JUST SUPER BADASS AND STRONG WITH MY HYPER BEAM, RIGHT GUYS. JUST LOOK AT MY PRETTY FORM AND MY PRETTY EYES AND MOUTH, I CAN KILL EVERYTHING WITH THESE.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Dec 2013 22:20:42 No.16472408 Report

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>tfw I hoped this was going to be people attempting to speak well about pokemon they hate instead of parodying fans of the pokemon they hate
I clearly expect too much out of /vp/

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Anonymous Wed 04 Dec 2013 22:20:43 No.16472409 Report

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there are only 150 pokemon the rest are lie

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Dec 2013 22:21:31 No.16472422 Report

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ITT
Karenfags insulting the mons that rekt their shitty karenefag teams

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Dec 2013 22:21:52 No.16472430 Report

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>>16472397
I wouldn't say I LIKE Honchkrow but no I don't hate it.

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