>>16477237Dear Fat Sweaty Thing That Paws And Dry Humps Me In the Dark,
I thought I made myself clear last time, but perhaps I did not. My mistake. We do not like you in that way. We do not desire you or your acne ridden friends for our mates. Your pathetic, unpracticed fumblings (what you call "fucking", though if I understand correctly real "fucking" requires penetration, which requires holes) bring us no pleasure. It's all rather humiliating. At any rate, I'm going to be blunt here. Stop. Stop touching us in odd ways; Stop mounting us with your Walrein-like body; stop dressing us in your little dresses. Just stop. You have been warned.
Sincerely, "Rex"
Yeah, that's what I'm calling myself now.
