>>16504870No no no... what you (and most other furfags) don't understand is that you wouldn't. Like literally would not.
a)You're a human. Humans would not be desirable as mates. As a species we're weah, fragile little things. Chances are, the people lusting after Pokémon are far from prime examples anyways. What makes you think that Pokémon females/males wouldn't reject you just like humans?
>B-but I'd just r-rape it!No. Unlike the human children you no doubt stalk relentlessly, Pokémon(if they existed) are fully capable if defending themselves. More likely than not, your attempts would end very badly. To get a good idea of how things would go, may I suggest you attempt to rape a crocodile or Tiger.
b)Ravage what, exactly? Unless some desperate artist adds them, they lack genitalia. Hell, most don't have an anus (there are a few exceptions, like Milotic).. So have a blast dry humping until their patience wears thin and they throw you off.
c)They're not real. They were never real and they never will be. Grow up. Find a real woman
>Stating, not implying that most if not all Poké-fuckers don't have one. 
