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Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 00:57:22 No.16496549 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>16496685 >>16496755 >>16496791 >>16496805 >>16496873 >>16497217 >>16497348 >>16497557

Alright guys I need help

This cute chick I know goes to my school and she plays pokemon. Here's the problem, she's a goddamn maymay spouter. My plan is to physiologically change her to hate memes by pulling scary pranks. One I was thinking of renting bats from my local pet store, luring her into a dark alley, and release them while screaming "REPEL WORE OFF". Another was throwing a bunch of filet-o-fishes at her yelling "MAKERGARP USED SPLASH".

Anything else?

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Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 00:59:02 No.16496580 Report

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>renting bats
You can do that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 00:59:50 No.16496600 Report

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Fuck a Mudkip doll while yelling "SO I HERD U LEIK MUDKIPS"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 01:01:15 No.16496624 Report

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>the year of luig

>asking an online pokemon board on how to get laid by pulling pranks that makes girls shit themselves

That's it, of all the things on 4chan this is the most ridiculous thing I've ever read

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 01:03:22 No.16496661 Report

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> filet-o-fish

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 01:04:13 No.16496685 Report

Quoted By: >>16496736 >>16496784

>>16496549
Dress up as a Ditto and rape her, then after it get out a boulder painted like an egg.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 01:04:59 No.16496701 Report

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Violently rape her......that's it

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 01:05:15 No.16496708 Report

Quoted By: >>16496784

Throw a grenade at her while yelling "VOLTORB USED EXPLOSION!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 01:06:19 No.16496736 Report

Quoted By: >>16496784

>>16496685
Don't forget to mention you don't know how it got there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 01:06:33 No.16496740 Report

Quoted By: >>16496784

Buy ten slabs of ground beef, roll them up, and throw it at her yelling "MILTANK USED ROLLOUT xdd"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 01:06:44 No.16496741 Report

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>cosplay as Gary Oak
>fuck her in the ass
>YOU CAN'T IGNORE MY GIRTH
>SMELL YA LATER

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 01:07:17 No.16496755 Report

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>>16496549
>Repel wore off
>didn't spell Magikarp right
This post is maximum autism.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 01:08:18 No.16496776 Report

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>Acquire giant bird costume (could be a school mascot or whateva)
>Invite her to the beach
>At some point excuse yourself to "go to the bathroom"
>Change into the bird costume
>Return and repeatedly kick sand in her face shouting "PIDGEY USED SAND-ATTACK"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 01:08:23 No.16496778 Report

Quoted By: >>16496887

"I wanted to get the attention of a girl I like, so I learned a new style of Pokémon battling."

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 01:08:40 No.16496784 Report

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>>16496685
>>16496708
>>16496736
>>16496740
Stay classy /vp/, stay classy

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 01:09:03 No.16496791 Report

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>>16496549
Dress up as a girl, paint your skin Ditto-pink and tell her you can be anything she wants.

Then shove a disc with "TM" written on it up her ass.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 01:09:21 No.16496797 Report

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>there are people in this world more autistic than me

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Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 01:09:31 No.16496805 Report

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>>16496549
I wouldn't risk it OP. She's a keeper

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 01:11:19 No.16496849 Report

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>>16496784
T-thanks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 01:12:30 No.16496873 Report

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>>16496549
Looks like these are your options OP:

1. Learn to accept that some other people like to have fun differently than you do.

2. ;le epic pranx top lel xdxdxd

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 01:13:03 No.16496887 Report

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>>16496778
Throw a turtle, an archaeopteryx fossil, and a rainbow coloured barbed dildo with wings at her

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 01:14:33 No.16496918 Report

Quoted By: >>16496939

Take a picture of your shit and keep sending it to her saying a wild muk appeared

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 01:15:35 No.16496939 Report

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>>16496918
do the same thing but with your jizz a food dye

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 01:16:17 No.16496956 Report

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Teach her how to use Swallow.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 01:17:11 No.16496982 Report

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>>16496939
fuck meant *and food dye

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 01:18:02 No.16496998 Report

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Send her pictures of her mom and say a wild snorlax appeared

Bonus points if her mom is dead

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 01:22:03 No.16497077 Report

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Hide in a tree and throw rocks at her whilst shouting "Sudowoodo used Rock Throw!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 01:22:21 No.16497082 Report

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Follow her and one of her best friends to a bar.

Approach them and start making small talk. Be confident, you must maintain cool until the opportunity arises.
When they are Unaware, roofie the friend's drink. NOT THE GIRL'S drink. This is important.

When she passes out, you may be accused of all kinds of things. You may hear something like "OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO". This is fine, she just doesn't get the joke yet.

Then, hit her with this: "Oh, I tried using Sleep Powder but I missed. 75%=0% AMIRITE. HAHA I SHOULD'VE LEARNED SPORE

Gets me laid every time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 01:24:35 No.16497124 Report

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Grab a bunch of ice cubes and punch her in the face with them.

Weavile used Ice Punch!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 01:25:22 No.16497135 Report

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Get a bunch of friends to circle jerk around her and one of them throws ice cold water while screaming at the top of your lungs "CLOYSTER USED ISICLE SPEAR"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 01:29:09 No.16497217 Report

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>>16496549
Put your hands around her throat and yell "KRABBY USED VICE GRIP!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 01:33:09 No.16497298 Report

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Plug a stun gun into her nipples and yell "PIKACHU USED THUNDERBOLT"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 01:35:45 No.16497348 Report

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>>16496549
Get a flamethrower and incinerate her while screaming "MAGMAR USED Flamethrower!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 01:37:10 No.16497387 Report

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Hire a nigger to punch her in the cunt out of nowhere and yell "SCRAFTY USED SUCKERPUNCH"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 01:40:37 No.16497468 Report

Quoted By: >>16497652

Buy a flat screen tv and shove it up her clit saying "PORYGON USED SHARPEN"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 01:41:18 No.16497486 Report

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>>16496873
This. OP, if you do any of these she'll fucking hate you, why would you think it's a good idea?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 01:44:07 No.16497557 Report

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>>16496549
Get a group of 5 more people and use Beat Up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 01:45:01 No.16497580 Report

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And this is why /vp/ should have a tv show

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 01:46:21 No.16497612 Report

Quoted By: >>16497715

How are you going to get the bats back after you release them?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 01:48:41 No.16497652 Report

Quoted By: >>16497724

>>16497468
>up her clit

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 01:51:04 No.16497715 Report

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>>16497612
>what is a net

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 01:51:30 No.16497724 Report

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>>16497652
Cut off the clit and yell "[pokemon] used Cut!"

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