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Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 01:02:13 No.16496642 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>16496692 >>16496922

Would you let your goodra give you a hug?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 01:04:34 No.16496692 Report

Quoted By: >>16496752 >>16496820 >>16497098

>>16496642

I would cover it in salt.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 01:05:27 No.16496712 Report

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Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 01:05:36 No.16496717 Report

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Depends on what I was wearing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 01:05:45 No.16496723 Report

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https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/1619596/Misc/pokemon/goomy/1383433363166.jpg

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Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 01:06:03 No.16496733 Report

Quoted By: >>16496826 >>16497910 >>16497914

A 6 foot tall, bottom heavy, slime covered dragon wants to give me a hug?

Where do I fucking sign up?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 01:07:13 No.16496752 Report

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>>16496692

You sick fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 01:10:03 No.16496820 Report

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>>16496692
thats not very nice anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 01:10:19 No.16496826 Report

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>>16496733

This guy gets it.

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Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 01:12:36 No.16496878 Report

Quoted By: >>16496980

>>16496826
Of course I get it. Goodra is great. Also, forgot to mention "overly affectionate".

A 6 foot tall, bottom heavy, overly affectionate, slime covered dragon.

Aww yea...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 01:14:40 No.16496922 Report

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Sure why not

>>16496642
I remember there being an image of shauna in pokeamie as a goodra monster girl

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Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 01:16:53 No.16496970 Report

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Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 01:17:07 No.16496980 Report

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>>16496878

First time i saw goodra (at the e4) I fell in love with it. Cute gooey SOB.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 01:20:32 No.16497050 Report

Quoted By: >>16497256 >>16497480

>>16496980
I just thought Goomy was cute and just stuck with it though to the end of the game. I know a lot of people think Goodra isn't as cute, but I like it more.

Once I got access to the friend safari, I bred myself a real good one. Perfect stats aside from attack, which it doesn't use. It's an awesome assault vest special wall.

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Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 01:21:28 No.16497067 Report

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Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 01:23:16 No.16497098 Report

Quoted By: >>16497241 >>16499048 >>16499082

>>16496692
The question is, Would salt even effect it at all?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 01:30:16 No.16497241 Report

Quoted By: >>16497270 >>16497292 >>16497336 >>16497397 >>16497411

>>16497098
Better question. Why aren't Goodra real?

Because I'd like to cuddle with one. Just held in her arms all day. Her warm, sticky, slime just covering me, oozing and dripping all over me from head to toe. An embrace I couldn't escape from, even if I wanted to.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 01:30:37 No.16497248 Report

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Yes. I want it to "hug" me with its butt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 01:31:15 No.16497256 Report

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>>16497050

I was the exact opposite. I thought goomy was quazi-retarded. Then I met goodra who turned my heart to goo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 01:32:01 No.16497270 Report

Quoted By: >>16497289 >>16497458

>>16497241
>her

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 01:32:43 No.16497289 Report

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>>16497270
Well I surely wouldn't want to cuddle a boy. That's just silly.

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Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 01:32:58 No.16497292 Report

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>>16497241
>her

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Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 01:35:24 No.16497336 Report

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>>16497241
>her

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 01:35:34 No.16497342 Report

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>>16497292
>autism

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 01:36:52 No.16497376 Report

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>>16497289
How is that silly? I wouldn't mind hugging a male goodra even though I prefer the females. Unless you want to make love with it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 01:37:28 No.16497397 Report

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>>16497241

You wouldn't want to cuddle with a male goodra?

I sure am a faggot, but I'm not gay enough NOT to chill with a bro goodra.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 01:38:17 No.16497411 Report

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>>16497241
>her

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 01:38:57 No.16497428 Report

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>>16497376
Well, when you put it that way, I guess it wouldn't be so bad.

Still, it's always good to be prepared if things get lewd.

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Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 01:40:11 No.16497458 Report

Quoted By: >>16497748

>>16497270
>not liking girl goodras

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 01:41:01 No.16497480 Report

Quoted By: >>16497521 >>16497531 >>16497622

>>16497050
>tfw hatched a shiny Goomy with Gooey and 31/31/31/31/31/xx
>tfw I don't use it because it's male. I'm going for a female one

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 01:41:43 No.16497496 Report

Quoted By: >>16497561 >>16497608 >>16497838 >>16497895

>>16497428
Yeah, If it gets lewd and you're a guy, You'd want to screw a female goodra. And if you're a chick, You'd want to screw a male one.

I'm a homosexual, So I'd only screw a male one.

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Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 01:42:45 No.16497521 Report

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>>16497480

>showing off shinies

Stay pleb

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 01:43:02 No.16497531 Report

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>>16497480
>not liking male goodras

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 01:44:14 No.16497561 Report

Quoted By: >>16497605 >>16497619

>>16497496
Do pokemon even have buttholes?

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Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 01:46:05 No.16497605 Report

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>>16497561

Get a load of this guy

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 01:46:09 No.16497608 Report

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>>16497496
>I'm a homosexual
>>>/lgbt/
>>>/g/
>>>/e/
>>>/t/
>>>/out/

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 01:46:26 No.16497619 Report

Quoted By: >>16497649 >>16497746

>>16497561
Well, they do poop. After all, that's where mulch comes from.

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Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 01:46:46 No.16497622 Report

Quoted By: >>16497914 >>16499009

>>16497480
>not using it because its male

Cis scum.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 01:47:54 No.16497639 Report

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I wouldn't car what gender it was, since I'd probably see it as family by then anyway.

So yeah, I would.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 01:48:28 No.16497649 Report

Quoted By: >>16497694 >>16497723

>>16497619

Hurr duur

<citation needed>

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Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 01:50:32 No.16497694 Report

Quoted By: >>16497735 >>16497745

>>16497649
>According to the lady in the Berry Master's house in Sinnoh, Mulch is made "by mixing high-grade soil with Pokémon...um...you know..."
http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Mulch

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 01:51:23 No.16497723 Report

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>>16497649
I remember finding the citation for "hurr durr"

Try checking /b/. Maybe there's a link somewhere over there.

You probably don't need to cite something that obvious, though. EVERYONE knows what hurr durr is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 01:51:54 No.16497735 Report

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>>16497694
>you are now aware that mulch is made from pokemon corpses

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 01:52:21 No.16497745 Report

Quoted By: >>16497777 >>16497799

>>16497694

>bulbapedo link

How pleb can you go?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 01:52:28 No.16497746 Report

Quoted By: >>16497821 >>16497859

>>16497619
>Make mulch by combining 3 berries together
Where does the poop come from then?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 01:52:32 No.16497748 Report

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>>16497458
>implying he ever said that

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 01:53:51 No.16497777 Report

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>>16497745
>implying there's a better source

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 01:55:08 No.16497799 Report

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>>16497745
It's a quote from the game. You asked for citation, I gave you it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 01:56:10 No.16497821 Report

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>>16497746
There's no poop in mulch. Morons. It's just soil with decomposed berries in it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 01:57:10 No.16497838 Report

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>>16497496
Male OR female for me, I don't care.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 01:57:54 No.16497859 Report

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>>16497746
A pokemon's butt hole.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 01:59:05 No.16497895 Report

Quoted By: >>16498014 >>16498018 >>16498019 >>16498356

>>16497496
Fucks sake.
I'd have my way with either. They both have amazing hips/thighs. Only difference is that one has a goopussy, and the other has a goocock.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 01:59:47 No.16497910 Report

Quoted By: >>16498010

>>16496733
I want a giant goodra girl in my life...

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Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 01:59:54 No.16497914 Report

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>>16496733
>>16497411
>>16497622
>>16497777
>>16497799

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 02:00:54 No.16497949 Report

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No OP, I have no love in me for Sliggoo or Goodra. Their designs are massive disappointments coming off of Goomy. Someday I'll breed a 5 IV Goomy, slap an Everstone on it, and forever be best buds.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 02:03:21 No.16498010 Report

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>>16497910
Some dude said he would draw a giantess goodra once X and Y were released. He hasn't been seen or heard of since.

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Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 02:03:37 No.16498014 Report

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>>16497895
>goopussy
Aww yes...

Sweet, sweet goopussy.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 02:03:46 No.16498018 Report

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>>16497895

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 02:03:47 No.16498019 Report

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>>16497895
>you wIll never fuck a goovagina

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 02:06:43 No.16498084 Report

Quoted By: >>16498131 >>16498204

>tfw I don't know what a goodras cum tastes like. one guy said it tastes like jelly belly jellybeans

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 02:06:43 No.16498085 Report

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I have to admit, I finally raised mine and this is one of my favs this gen. would I give it a hug, absolutely but I wouldn't do what you fucker would want to do to it

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 02:09:08 No.16498131 Report

Quoted By: >>16498224

>>16498084
He's retarded. Jelly Belly beans are made to taste like other things, they don't have a taste.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 02:12:39 No.16498204 Report

Quoted By: >>16498245

>>16498084
If Goodras cum tastes like jelly bell jellybeans, what would a female Goodras vag taste like?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 02:13:27 No.16498224 Report

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>>16498131
Yeah but cherry jelly beans taste different that a cherry lollipop.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 02:14:04 No.16498245 Report

Quoted By: >>16498345

>>16498204
Something similar probably.. Vanilla Ice Cream? Orange Juice? Strawberry Cream Cake?....The same as the goodra semen?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 02:18:51 No.16498345 Report

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>>16498245
Shit, in that case, I'd eat it out.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 02:19:55 No.16498356 Report

Quoted By: >>16498482 >>16498518 >>16498533

>>16497895
>you will never pleasure the goodras majestic dominant long goocock while he covers you in his goo and proceeds to shove you into his belly

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 02:24:20 No.16498482 Report

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>>16498356

I got a whyboner

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 02:25:53 No.16498518 Report

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>>16498356
Goodra's X entry mentions it safely being able to hug trainers, leaving them covered in goo.

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Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 02:26:31 No.16498533 Report

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>>16498356
>That Vore...

My dick.. It seems to have rosen out of my pants. Oh, well? Time to fap!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 02:28:55 No.16498592 Report

Quoted By: >>16498617

>>16498518
It doesn't say "safely"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 02:30:08 No.16498617 Report

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>>16498592
It also never says they would dissolve in corrosive acid. It ALSO is a children's game.

So take what you will from that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 02:38:22 No.16498776 Report

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The very idea makes me feel physically sick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 02:39:39 No.16498800 Report

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The thought of it makes part of me aroused and part of me sick to my stomach.

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Whats yo flava?

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 02:40:43 No.16498818 Report

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reading this thread while listening to this song
my god...
pic unrelated
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJbH81Vu1Tw

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 02:49:21 No.16499009 Report

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>>16497622
I'd hit it.
With my penis. In 'whatever he or she prefers to be referred to as''s hole of choice.
pansexual is best sexual.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 02:50:43 No.16499048 Report

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>>16497098
If you give it HP EVs and an assault vest I'm pretty sure you launch an RPG at it and it'd come out unscathed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2013 02:52:20 No.16499082 Report

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>>16497098
>smellingsalt does not OHKO it

I guess not.

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