>>16530775First of all I'd like to mention that I've been playing on Showdown for a while now and MY GAWD, 98% of teams are the generic cookie cutter OU: The Movie: The Ride: The Experience XY EDITION Kalosian Boogaloo. Good to see someone else notice this disgusting bullshit.
Second of all,
>XYZ Legends, MewtwoIf you're playing Ubers tier, it's okay. Otherwise it's just gay.
>Mega-KangaIs that bastard still on suspect test? Hopefully it gets sent to Ubers, Mega-Mom is so cheap. Seriously, enemy appears? Fake Out. He wants to attack? Sucker Punch. Anything else? Power-up Punch. It doesn't even take skill, shit's broken.
>BUT THERE'S THIS VERY SPECIFIC AND SMALL LIST OF SITUATIONAL COUNTERS SO YOU'RE WRONGIf the above phrase fits you (the reader), kindly go fuck yourself.
>Critbastard KingdraUhm, faced it just once. Killed it the moment it used Focus Energy. I didn't know of that strategy at the time, so I was all weirded out when seeing someone use freaking Focus Energy. Enemy explained it to me. No opinion so far.
>GarchompMeh. Even back in Gen 4 I wasn't terribly upset about it. I think there's bigger (and more gay) threats right now.
>SmeargleFrom what I've seen it likes to start with Spore, so try switching in/leading with a Grass-type, then go on from there.
>SableyeHe's more of a Gen V flavor. The new toy is Klefki. I tried out a Sableye today in Ubers tier, though. That shit was fun, trolling big legendaries with priority status + confusion + flash.
>Everything else on the listGay, uncreative, unoriginal, cookie cutter, cheap, unbalanced, "i use it cuz it wins XDDD", GameFreak sucks at game design/balancing, et cetera et cetera
Also, your list has a severe lack of OUSword and Tyranitar.
I know some might use the sad argument of "you're just complaining because you can't defeat them / git gud", because you're of course, dense. The point is, shit is so over-centralized it's BORING. Get it? BO-RING. Nobody does something different. Pic related.
