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Anonymous Sun 08 Dec 2013 02:40:57 No.16537782 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>16537948 >>16538039 >>16539151

>be me
>a Frogadier
>just going about my business one day
>suddenly I evolve
>"HOLY SHIT THIS IS SO AWESO-"
>extremely long unmanageable tongue
>can't even retract it into my mouth
>flops around everywhere and I end up accidentally tasting everything
>get wet slobber and drool everywhere

kill me pls

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Dec 2013 02:43:59 No.16537839 Report

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>Not wanting to get wet slobber and drool everywhere

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 08 Dec 2013 02:45:03 No.16537856 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Dec 2013 02:47:05 No.16537895 Report

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foreverial tiedup Greninja with permanant bologna, ham, and cheese tongue, forever delified and loving it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Dec 2013 02:50:23 No.16537948 Report

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>>16537782
didn't your parents tell you about this or are you one of those inbred, torrent fuckers that got released

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 08 Dec 2013 02:52:35 No.16537996 Report

Quoted By: >>16538033 >>16538036 >>16538049

wtf that pink think is his tongue? i thought it was a scarf or something

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Dec 2013 02:54:23 No.16538033 Report

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>>16537996

How fucking dense do you even have to be to think that? It's a fucking frog.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Dec 2013 02:54:49 No.16538036 Report

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>>16537996
You must be new.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 08 Dec 2013 02:54:52 No.16538039 Report

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>>16537782
>yfw your trainer won't scratch your neck because she doesn't want your saliva all over her hand
>yfw your trainer won't hug you tight anymore because your drool gets all over her clothes and skin
Being Greninja is suffering.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Dec 2013 02:55:18 No.16538049 Report

Quoted By: >>16539344

>>16537996
>dat pic
>all of my wut and rage
stupid fucking americunts

Aegislash

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Aegislash Sun 08 Dec 2013 03:22:40 No.16538593 Report

Quoted By: >>16539208

>Be Doublade
>Can't do jack shit 'cause I'm two swords
>Depressed as shit
>I find a dusk stone while crying in the woods like I usually did
>Holy shit I'm evolving
>Now I'm a kickass king sword and shield who gets shit done
Wow,It sure must suck to be you,Greninja

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 08 Dec 2013 03:30:51 No.16538744 Report

Quoted By: >>16539151

>be me
>a Dragonair
>just going about my business one day
>suddenly I evolve
>"Hmm, yes, surely I will become more beautiful than a Miloti-"
>become morbidly obese
>turn yellow
>grow limbs
>PBS wants me on their new Barney spinoff

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Dec 2013 03:49:26 No.16539151 Report

Quoted By: >>16539245

>Be Eevee
>Cute as fuck
>All the bitches love me
>Love my bitches
>Gonna be a cute as fuck Espeon
>Hiking in mountain
>Trip over stone
>Fucking evolve
>It's a Thunderstone, edge all over, feelsbadman.jpg
>Suddenly even more bitches love me
>I am king of the bitches
>All my bros and hos get bitches wherever they go

>>16537782
>>16538744
Sucks to be you guys I guess. I'll be with my bitches, if anyone needs me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Dec 2013 03:51:58 No.16539190 Report

Quoted By: >>16539230

>Be Snorunt
>evolve to Glalie
>can't pick up things, can't walk, can't hug
>levitate into sun to kill self

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Dec 2013 03:52:47 No.16539208 Report

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>>16538593
>kickass
>aegislash
pick one

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Dec 2013 03:53:49 No.16539230 Report

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>>16539190
>evolving snorunt into glalie
>ever

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Dec 2013 03:54:58 No.16539245 Report

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>>16539151
>Be Eevee
>Cute as fuck
>All the bitches love me
>Love my bitches
>Gonna be a cute as fuck Espeon
>Hiking in mountain
>Trip over stone
>Fucking evolve
>It's a Firestone, fluff all over, feelsbadman.jpg
>Suddenly my speed and defense are shit, I get crushed by stealth rocks
>I die
>I live on as a ghost
>Now I'm a Ghastly
>Over time I become a kickass Gengar
>Trainer gives me Gengarite, I am now the king of bitches I always dreamed of becoming
>I get banned
being a Pokemon is suffering

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 08 Dec 2013 03:57:31 No.16539284 Report

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>be kecleon
>i don't evolve at all
>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Dec 2013 04:00:18 No.16539344 Report

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>>16538049
Can't be careful with sandniggers. You must admit they are scum. I'm not even America.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Dec 2013 04:17:33 No.16539653 Report

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>Be event Magikarp
>Have Dragon Rage
>Wrecking shit left and right
>Trainer's younger brother says hi
>I say Magikarp because I'm a fucking Pokemon
>He takes me to some guy
>"Would you like to have Magikarp learn a new move?"
>fuckno.jpg
>Bro says yes
>"Magikarp is trying to learn Splash, but can't learn more than four moves'
>Phew, dodged a bullet...
>Magikarp forgot Dragon Rage and
>What the fuck, do I even get a say in this?
>Magikarp learned Splash
>nooooooooooooooo.com
>Dickbiscuit saves the game
>Can't rekearn event move
>This is why Magikarp can't have nice things
>Kill me now

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 08 Dec 2013 05:16:57 No.16540708 Report

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>Be me
>A Xatu
>I CAN SEE EVERYTHING
>I CAN SEE THE ENDS OF DAYS
>THE END IS NIGH
>HELP ME OH DEAR ARCEUS IN POKE-HEAVEN

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 08 Dec 2013 05:44:43 No.16541332 Report

Quoted By: >>16541458

>be Lv50 me hanging out in Giant Chasm
>run into trainer
>trainer gives me a nasty looking grin
>he sends out some weakass Lv30 derp against me
>>Lv30[/spoiler:lit] >thinking I'm that weak
>I Double Edge that faggot's shit and OHKO it
>trainer gets mad and sends out some Dragon to kill me
It was worth it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Dec 2013 05:46:08 No.16541363 Report

Quoted By: >>16541388 >>16541458

>be Lv50 me hanging out in Giant Chasm
>run into trainer
>trainer gives me a nasty looking grin
>he sends out some weakass Lv30 derp against me
>>Lv30 >thinking I'm that weak
>I Double Edge that faggot's shit and OHKO it
>trainer gets mad and sends out some Dragon to kill me
It was worth it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Dec 2013 05:46:59 No.16541382 Report

Quoted By: >>16541449

>Be a Poliwhirl
>Swimming, in my natural habitat
>See something glittering in the water
>Water stone
Get excited
>Get excited
>I evolve
>Wait, no I didn't

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 08 Dec 2013 05:47:12 No.16541388 Report

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>>16541363
Fuck, first it was fucking up spoilers and now forgot image.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Dec 2013 05:49:48 No.16541449 Report

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>>16541382
Woops, added an extra, non-green "get excited"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Dec 2013 05:50:21 No.16541458 Report

Quoted By: >>16541484 >>16543653

>>16541332
>>16541363
Get a load of this guy, first fucking up his spoiler then forgetting his picture. We all make mistakes bro
Next time you reply, try hitting Ctrl+s
That is, assuming you have 4chan X, which everyone should.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 08 Dec 2013 05:51:27 No.16541484 Report

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>>16541458
I already admitted my mistake in the other post you don't need to pour more salt on the wound

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Dec 2013 08:15:31 No.16543653 Report

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>>16541458
Ctrl+S works without 4chan X

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