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Because it's SO FULL OF SHIT IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO HAVE FUN IN ANY WAY GARCHOMPS BLAZIKENS PARAFLINCHS POWER HERB GEOMANCY PERFECT RNG AGAINST YOU CRITS OUT OF NOWHERE WORSE THAN THE FUCKING BATTLE MAISON My team is quite simple, a Prankster Lierpard (swag/foul play/Twave/taunt) as a lead, Scolipede (baton pass/sword dance/megahorn/protect) and my Nidoking (Psn Jab/rock slide/EQ/megahorn), and out of 10 battles only ONE was successful, because when I use swagger it ALWAYS, FUCKING, FAILS, out of those 10 times only ONE did the fucking jap pokemon it itself, all the other times?, NO, FUCK ME, CONFUSION DOESN'T DO SHIT AND THEY SNAP OUT OF IT IN THE NEXT FUCKING TURN, BUT OH BOY LET SOMEONE OR THE NPC USE THAT SHIT AGAINST ME, I GET CONFUSED INTO SELF-INFLICTED DEATH IN A MATTER OF FUCKING SECONDS Maybe I am just having a completely shitty day but goddamn this is frustrating as fuck, there's just no fun at all, and of those 10 matches I only had fun in ONE of them, and not even the one I won, the hell. share your frustration in online battles and how you can't use your favorites because the smogon completely destroyed sane fun with toruney shit.
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>>16545804 >>16545809 spoken like a true smogon cocksucker
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>Using Baton Pass in 3v3 Biggest waste of a slot ever.
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Did you save any battles in your Vs. Recorder? Also, a bit of advice for you mate. git gud.
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>>16545815 Spoken like a true loser. Who the fuck uses baton pass in 3v3?
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>>16545789 You're like that little kid in every online game.
>Woooooooooooooooow >You only beat me because you used cheap shit Meanwhile, you yourself are trying to use cheap tactics, but just shittier ones.
Get better at the game, understand why you are bad at it, and you'll find yourself bitching less and making fewer pointless threads.
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>>16545789 >Swagger >SB Scolipede >fun Anonymous
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>>16545789 >expecting to win with that team Anonymous
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>>16545789 >Mom, they won't let me win! Anonymous
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>>16545815 i advise that you improve Anonymous
...and of course everyone on /vp/ plays just like smogon tells them to and thus, have perfect results and "know how to play the game" best than anyone, yeah well, I thought you guys were better than smogonshit, but now I see you are no different and are just dominated by tourneyfag mindset, most of you didn't even read that my frustration came up mostly because of the fucking RNG being so shit, but it's not like I expect that someone on /vp/ knows how to read anyways. have fun with your teams of six mewtwoY/smogonbird/smogonshark guys, I am sure that's a hella fun and those are of course, your bros and favorites
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>>16546066 How many tears fell on your keyboard as you typed this?
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>>16546066 >all of this autism Anonymous
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>>16546107 less than when you cried over your dead dog tomb
>>16546111 >autism Anonymous
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>>16545789 Fucking japs man. Everything is so serious business for them.
Also, they never miss a fucking attack and they get crits every 3 turns.
>mfw when winning a battle after losing like 20 or so Fuck you Mega Kangaskhan.
Fuck you Garchomp.
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I haven't lost a battle yet and I use hitmonchan.
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Great God Ryuumaru
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>>16545789 What the hell ? Winning online is fucking easy
You just need to pick 3 of the following Pokemon
_get good_ ,
_get gud ,
git gud_ ,
M-Kangaskhan Anonymous
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>>16546150 >turn 300 jesus christ
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>Using SwagPard lel
>>16546066 >Being this autistic lel
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>Making a team that fucking terrible and expecting to win ever. The fact you won a match at all is incredible.
Anonymous
>>16546338 It's a decent team that can't do shit against Garchom, Mega Kangaskhan and Rotom.
That's all.
Trainer Gene 1461-6225-8951 (Loudred, Teddiursa, Smeargle)
Trainer Gene 1461-6225-8951 (Loudred, Teddiursa, Smeargle) Sun 08 Dec 2013 14:51:09 No. 16546420 Report Quoted By:
I wouldn't mind the Japs beating my team of favorites with their Smogon-approved OU team if they didn't make every battle last a fucking hour
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Just win with your favorites. It's much more satisfying tht way when you DO actually win. Ydvg-wwww-www3-yemp
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>>16546481 This
>mfw walling Gengar and Mega Tyran with Vaporeon, as well as Dragon Dance Dragonite (Noivern decoy) and Mega Gardevoir in another. I like to imagine the look on their faces when I destroy their Mewtwo with Galvantula for the 60th time, as well as Blaziken with Barbaracle if they're stupid enough.
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>my last is Charizard half HP >his last is RotomW >Megaevo and Solar Beam >fucking jap put spdef EVs on his RotomW >Rotom survives with 10HP or so >Volt Switch I fucking hate Rotom and I refuse to use one of those.
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>>16546404 >It's a decent team that can't do shit against [three of THE top threats]. I'm sorry, but that's nowhere near decent by definition.
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>>16546481 My favourites list contains Scizor, Tyranitar, Gliscor, Gengar, Donphan and Mamoswine since long before I even checked anything on Smogon I regret nothing and consider myself a Karenfag Anonymous
>>16546581 >if your team isn't smogon-approved it is shit >playing with your favorites is for faggots, all that matters is souless victory Anonymous
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>>16546481 Are you seriously proud of that?
HE HAD FUCKING FLY ON HIS TALONFLAME.
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>mfw I just had focus blast miss FOUR times in a row, costing me the match just now
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>>16546637 There is nothing wrong with playing with whatever Pokemon you want, but that doesn't mean you can't prepare for the most commonly used Pokemon. If you fail to do so you are really just a bad player.
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>>16546637 >>16546663 >make a shit team >cry about smogon when you lose Holy shit I'm not about copypasting from smogon, but goddamn there comes a time when you need to git gud.
I'm sorry your Dunsparce can't stand up to Garchomp. I wish it could too, now stop bitching about it.
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>>16546689 Happened to me the other day.
Dammit Reuniclus, why you failed me.
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>>16546689 Just like, don't use focus miss.
If there are ANY other acceptable coverage options, I'll generally pick them over focus miss.
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>>16546637 >>16546663 >Make a team that only uses shitty gimmicks >Play a game in a competitive environment >Whine when you get your ass kicked by people who use strategies that don't suck. You're using a haxmon and baton pass in 3s and crying when you lose.
>HUUURR SMOGONFAGS You're pokemon are fucking fine, you just suck.
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I used to have fun playing with an all fairy team, now it's just so boring with a lot of the same shit over and over Recoil/smogonbird everywhere>implying I don't have anything for your shitty bird and scizor
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>Freeze never procs for me even with Serene Grace >Fight someone online using Quick Claw >It procs two turns in a row
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>free battle >playing against a jap with my bros >jap team is kangaskhan, harvest trevenant and other shit >over 20 turns game predicting moves and avoiding damage if possible >finally corner him >"I can't wait to save this awesome battle video and show it to my online friends at /vp/!" >opponent disconnects >mfw
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>>16546481 Pardon my noobiness, but where do I put this code in to watch the vid?
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>>16546837 Be connected to the PSS and use the VS. Recorder
Trainer Gene 1461-6225-8951 (Loudred, Teddiursa, Smeargle)
Trainer Gene 1461-6225-8951 (Loudred, Teddiursa, Smeargle) Sun 08 Dec 2013 15:45:04 No. 16546897 Report Quoted By:
>>16546481 No one ever expects my Marowak to hit as hard as he does. It's great when I land a Smack Down on their Charizard Y
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I've been trying to beat my friend's team for a couple of days now. He runs a Trace Gardevoir, a Reckless Staraptor, a Garchomp that knows Iron Head, a Gale Wings Talonflame, a Justified Lucario, and a Protean Greninja. Help me come up with a team to wreck his shit, /vp/. His team frustrates me to no end.
Anonymous
Someone rate my team before I take it out post-pokebank:>Gardevoir - Gardevoirite - Calm Mind/Psychic/Thunderbolt/Moonblast >Talonflame - Leftovers - Flare Blitz/Brave Bird/Swords Dance/Agility >Dusknoir - Life Orb - Ice Punch/Brick Break/Shadow Punch/Trick Room >Malamar - Superpower/Psycho Cut/Night Slash/Topsy Turvy >Regigigas - Normal Gem - Crush Grip/Rick Slide/Return/Earthquake >Whimsicott - Worry Seed/Leech Seed/Stun Spore/Taunt I'm theoryfighting to the max.
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i made a team of all wailords who use splash and i random battle people so i hope thats lelsome enough i like the mad
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>>16545789 >Using Swagger Liepard Anonymous
>>16547027 >not using dusclops Anonymous
>>16547027 >Agility on Talonflame >Two Normal Type moves on Regigigas >using Regigigas at all >using Dusknoir over Dusklops Anonymous
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>>16547027 What the fuck is with that Talonflame. Put a Life Orb on that shit and change Agility to Roost now.
Anonymous
>>16547228 >>16547272 Dusclops is absolute fucking trash.
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>>16547309 Dusclops is one of the best trick-room users in the game. Had a lot of fun using him in my Gen 5 UU team
Anonymous
This isn't frustration, but this was seriously one of my favorite battles, it doesn't matter that I used NU in OU and won, this was a fucking nail-biter and a seriously good game
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>those gay ass names of his Im the one who leads with Jynx, watch this shit
http://pokemonshowdown.com/replay/oubeta-68422134 Anonymous
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>>16547449 he was probably going to use flare blitz, swellow has like 125 base speed
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I have missed 7 out of 9 times with will o wisp in my past few online games. Fuck this game sometimes
Trainer Gene 1461-6225-8951 (Loudred, Teddiursa, Smeargle)
Trainer Gene 1461-6225-8951 (Loudred, Teddiursa, Smeargle) Sun 08 Dec 2013 17:10:55 No. 16547974 Report Quoted By:
>>16547402 That was a really great battle. Thank you for posting that
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>mfw i missed play rough 3 times yesterday what the fuck