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Anonymous Mon 09 Dec 2013 15:30:29 No.16569567 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>16569690 >>16569797 >>16569808 >>16571238

I work in a bar and I'm sick of fucking mixing the same drinks for the same cunts. So after having a look at some DrunkenMoogle cocktails I reckon we could create a few more Pokémon based cocktails, I'll try and mix most of them and take pictures/report on flavour.

tl;dr post ideas for Pokémon based cocktails that you think could work

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Dec 2013 15:34:47 No.16569612 Report

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I'm not an expert or something, but I think that something based on Sewaddle - Swadloon - Leavanny could be interesting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Dec 2013 15:35:11 No.16569617 Report

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The Slowpoke

Two drained Nyquil tablets
125ml Sparkling Rosé
1 Shot Irish cream layered on top.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Dec 2013 15:35:56 No.16569632 Report

Quoted By: >>16569800

Cocktail: the Penis Tailed Pokémon. It uses its tail to rape indian elephants and drain their inner fluids.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Dec 2013 15:40:39 No.16569690 Report

Quoted By: >>16569718 >>16569760 >>16571319

>>16569567
then dont work at a fucking bar you annoying cunt. we're not your personal blog, fuck off to /b/ with that stupid shit.

also OP is a faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Dec 2013 15:40:54 No.16569694 Report

Quoted By: >>16570625

Koffing

1 shot purple cough syrup
2 shots Bells Scotch (for smokiness)
Ignite and blow out immediately

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Dec 2013 15:42:14 No.16569718 Report

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>>16569690
Kill yourself, if you don't want to join in you don't have to.
But kill yourself anyway because you sound like a waste of space.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Dec 2013 15:45:44 No.16569754 Report

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Piloswine
Jack Daniels on the rocks dusted with cocoa powder
Evolve it to a Mamoswine by using dark coco powder and maybe Jamesons

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Dec 2013 15:46:14 No.16569760 Report

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>>16569690

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Dec 2013 15:46:36 No.16569766 Report

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The Mew (shot)
50ml of Rosé wine
Dash of Blue Cuaraco(sp?)

The Mewtwo (double shot)
One shot Irish Cream
One shot Rum
Dash of Rosé Wine

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Dec 2013 15:49:32 No.16569797 Report

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>>16569567
I want that cocktail... on the rocks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Dec 2013 15:50:07 No.16569800 Report

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>>16569632
I lol'd

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Dec 2013 15:50:47 No.16569808 Report

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>>16569567
The Toxic Stall
Bourbon and Root Beer
Goes down smooth but it builds up fast

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Dec 2013 15:51:58 No.16569825 Report

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The Aerodactyl

50ml of Caramel Sauce (Old Amber)
Two shots JD layered on top

The Omanyte

Two Whiskey Stones (Fossil)
Few dashes of Blue Cuaraco (replace with Black Sambuca for the Kabuto)
Two Shots Rum

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Dec 2013 15:52:29 No.16569830 Report

Quoted By: >>16569844

flareon
150ml liquid flareon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Dec 2013 15:53:47 No.16569844 Report

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>>16569830
So pure absinthe and grain alcohol because it will leave you so drunk with no moves

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Dec 2013 15:53:49 No.16569847 Report

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The Ditto

Raspberry Sambuca Jello shot

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Dec 2013 15:55:55 No.16569872 Report

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The Avalugg

Rumchata and Jameson

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Dec 2013 15:55:57 No.16569873 Report

Quoted By: >>16569910 >>16570029

The Arceus
Chardine champagne

Now. Heres where Multi type comes into play. We coat the bottom of the glass with something for different tastes and types. Some could be quite unusual.
Here are my ideas:

Poison - Raspberry juice
Fairy - strawberry sauce
Ice - chilled vodka
Fire - tabasco?
Grass - mint powder
Dark - black current juice concentrate

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Dec 2013 15:57:03 No.16569891 Report

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>>16569844
based.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Dec 2013 15:58:26 No.16569910 Report

Quoted By: >>16569972

>>16569873
I like this idea.

Normal - Rum
Rock - Whiskey
Water - Water

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Dec 2013 16:00:02 No.16569930 Report

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The Poliwhirl

Two shots Bombay Blue Gin
Simultaneously add dashes of Black Sambuca and Irish Cream, stir gently.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Dec 2013 16:01:37 No.16569946 Report

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The Muk (Pitcher)

Human Faeces
Petrol
Grape Soda

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Dec 2013 16:03:00 No.16569972 Report

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>>16569910
Nah water should be something clear in the mouth, but packs a punch with an aftertaste. Vodka comes to mind but we've said that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Dec 2013 16:04:00 No.16569989 Report

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>>16569972
Bourbon!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Dec 2013 16:04:47 No.16570003 Report

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Maractus
Apple sour shot with a small drop of tabasco

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Dec 2013 16:06:02 No.16570029 Report

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>>16569873
Ground - baileys

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Dec 2013 16:06:15 No.16570033 Report

Quoted By: >>16570056

beer + beer.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Dec 2013 16:06:41 No.16570041 Report

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The Shadow Tag

2 shots of Nuvo
3 shots of Parfait d'Amour
1 pineapple ring

Let the Nuvo settle at the bottom, carefully pour the Parfait d'Amour on top, don't let it mix. Put a pineapple ring on top.

Make sure when the person drinks it, you hold a gun to their head so they can't leave until they've passed out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Dec 2013 16:06:42 No.16570042 Report

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The Psyduck

One shot Brandy
50ml Lager
50ml Red Wine
Two crushed up Ibuprofen

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Dec 2013 16:07:23 No.16570056 Report

Quoted By: >>16570092

>>16570033
Im guessing that's a Ledian because beer is fucking shit but you order it thinking youll like it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Dec 2013 16:09:37 No.16570084 Report

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The Parental Bond

3 shots Irish Cream
1 shot Brandy

Pour the Irish Cream into a tall glass, drop a shot glass containing the brandy into the tall glass afterwards.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Dec 2013 16:10:07 No.16570091 Report

Quoted By: >>16570118 >>16570255

Kyogre
One part vodka
Half part blueberry juice
On the rocks

Groudon
One part baileys
Half part orange juice
Serve at room temperature or warmer

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Dec 2013 16:10:15 No.16570092 Report

Quoted By: >>16570117

>>16570056
>because beer is fucking shit
fite me

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Dec 2013 16:11:23 No.16570117 Report

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>>16570092
Mate. Once you go to Belgium and have a beer tasting platter, you'll realise its a shitty entry level drink. Granted its above cider but at least cider is nice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Dec 2013 16:11:24 No.16570118 Report

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>>16570091
Add a dash of Blue Cuaraco into the Groudon and a dash of grenadine into the Kyogre and it's perfect.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Dec 2013 16:12:59 No.16570143 Report

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>>16570041

10/10

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Dec 2013 16:14:41 No.16570167 Report

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>>16570117
>cider is nice
top lel

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Dec 2013 16:15:44 No.16570184 Report

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The Smeargle

100ml of Milk
Dash of Absinthe

Spill some.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Dec 2013 16:15:48 No.16570187 Report

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The stealth rock

Pile the cup to the top with verry slippy bits of ice.
Serve to anyone drinking The Charizard with a shot of Everclear and tabasco at the bottom.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Dec 2013 16:17:47 No.16570222 Report

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>>16570187
Serve in a glass the same color as the drink so they think its just a glass of ice

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Dec 2013 16:20:03 No.16570255 Report

Quoted By: >>16570271

>>16570091
>>16570118
Pictures of this pls OP

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Dec 2013 16:21:03 No.16570271 Report

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>>16570255
Am saving all of these so pictures will slowly come in the next few days I imagine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Dec 2013 16:26:01 No.16570339 Report

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The Sturdy Geodude

Double shot glass full of whiskey stones.
1 Shot Southern Comfort
1 Shot Brandy

Add shot of Brandy first, fill with many whiskey stones then top with the shot of Southern Comfort.

As Southern Comfort is a lot less dense than Brandy, you will get two hits of alcohol, one after the other.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Dec 2013 16:32:27 No.16570425 Report

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Alakazam

Cider with a spoon in it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Dec 2013 16:38:21 No.16570511 Report

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Zangoose (shot)
Half shot of Grenadine
Half shot of Irish Cream

Seviper (tall glass)
Two Parts Grape Soda
One shot Apple Sourz
One Shot Pineapple Sourz

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Dec 2013 16:40:51 No.16570539 Report

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The Gardevoir
Mix Rumchata, two scoops of ice cream, vodka, and ice in a blender until milkshake consistency.

It'll taste good but you'll feel like a chick for drinking it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Dec 2013 16:41:17 No.16570542 Report

Quoted By: >>16570653

The Wobbuffet

3 Parts Bombay Sapphire Gin
1 Part Black Sambuca

Layer the drink so that the Black Sambuca rests at the bottom. Serve in a tall glass.

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nobunaga 5000-3143-2745 {3637} Mon 09 Dec 2013 16:42:36 No.16570565 Report

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>>16569797

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Dec 2013 16:46:33 No.16570625 Report

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>>16569694
That sounds quite awesome. Serve in a balloon, garnish with a lit cigarette.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Dec 2013 16:48:11 No.16570653 Report

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>>16570542
Gin is clear. Bombay Sapphire isn't blue. That's just the bottle fagit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Dec 2013 16:48:39 No.16570660 Report

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>>16570565
it makes me a little sad that nobody calls it "assassin stones" anymore

it used to be the go-to name and i found it a lot funnier than "sneaky pebbles"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Dec 2013 17:05:57 No.16570872 Report

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>>16570625
Do alcohol inhalers exist properly yet? And do they work with cocktails or do you just put get as high density alcohol as possible for them?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Dec 2013 17:07:27 No.16570891 Report

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>>16570660
I prefer alliterative names; incognito igneous, sneaky stones etc., although it kinda doesn't work since Stealth Rocks isn't alliterative in the first place.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Dec 2013 17:36:24 No.16571162 Report

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Hitmonchan

Shot of raspberry sambuca dropped into a glass of Hawaiian punch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Dec 2013 17:41:33 No.16571238 Report

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>>16569567
the ditto
just mix everything
and add a fuck ton of pink food coloring

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Anonymous Mon 09 Dec 2013 17:48:04 No.16571319 Report

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>>16569690
>bashes an OC thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Dec 2013 17:49:30 No.16571340 Report

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Psychic (Japanese)
Grape Soda
Shot of Goldshlage

Psychic
Grape Soda
Shot of Rum

Fire
Half Shot Tabasco
2 Shots Brandy
Ignite

Grass
1 Shot Gin
Lime Juice
Mint Garnish

Water
1 shot Vodka
2 shots Blue Cuaraco

Ice
1 shot Vodka
1 shot Sambuca
Serve on Rocks

Rock
2 whiskey stones
Shot espresso
Shot whiskey

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Dec 2013 17:54:45 No.16571407 Report

Quoted By: >>16571490 >>16571494

I already have a shit ton of cocktails my friends and I have made over the years with Pokemon names, the most legendary being the Typhlosion. You need vodka, red bull, monster:assault, and a lemon.

Take a pint glass, fill the bottom with just enough lemon juice to barely over the bottom, then pour the vodka in up to about 70% of the glass. Dump in about 20% ASSAULT and fill the last 10% with Red Bull, then squeeze the last of your lemon on top. Give it one stir and then chug it.

You eyes will burn, it feels like your nose starts bleeding, you think you're gonna throw up, but you keep chugging, the sugar and bitterness mixing in your gullet, and when you slam that empty glass down you will be so assuredly smashed you won't need another drink.

And if you can't chug it in one go, you're a pussy and will have to drink rum from a pikachu sippy cup.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Dec 2013 18:01:23 No.16571490 Report

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>>16571407
This is being made, god damn.

Also, the Gyarados.

2 Shots Captain Morgan's/Kraken Rum
Blue Cuacaro
Foamed Milk/Cream

Rum at the bottom, enough Cuacaro to make it Gyarados blue, top with Cream/Foam to represent seafoam.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Dec 2013 18:01:36 No.16571494 Report

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>>16571407
>red bull
>monster
>energy drinks in your alcohol
>energy drinks at all ever

haha get out

get me a rum and coke over that trash any day

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Dec 2013 19:58:08 No.16573402 Report

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bumpin

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