So basically the only way breeding will stop being autistic is if they make it Pokegen?
Okay then.
If taking an hour out of your busy schedule (which basically amounts to posting on /vp/ all day) to breed up a Pokemon is too time-consuming for you, then where does it end?
Video games take time. You don't start up a game of GTA with every weapon and the whole map unlocked. You don't start up Skyrim with every skill maxed out and Dragonbone armour available from shops.
If you're too impatient to take a little time to build your character... well, then, maybe every videogame ever isn't for you.