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Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 00:23:05 No.16599280 View View Reply Original Report

Think of one non legendary Pokemon to have as your partner.
Got it?
How do you accidentally kill/get it killed doing everyday things?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 00:30:26 No.16599464 Report

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I'd assume I'd accidentally hand it a drink with ice cubes in it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 00:31:55 No.16599499 Report

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>hitmonchan
sparring incident

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 00:32:46 No.16599521 Report

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Accidentally feed him chocolate?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 00:35:41 No.16599579 Report

Quoted By: >>16600529

>Hydreigon
I forget to feed him one day and he goes on a hunger-induced rampage.He dies of exhaustion

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 00:37:03 No.16599610 Report

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>Vaporeon
I fall asleep in winter without the heating on and wake up to find Vaporeon is an ice cube.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 00:37:23 No.16599624 Report

Quoted By: >>16601985

I pluck a feather.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 00:46:53 No.16599850 Report

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I forget to take it out for a walkie and its flaming poop explodes out of its body and burns the house down.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 00:58:58 No.16600099 Report

Quoted By: >>16600130

I accidentally touch it and it explodes/

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 01:01:04 No.16600130 Report

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>>16600099
My friends and I clog up all its holes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 01:16:44 No.16600429 Report

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>gardevoir
come home late one night, get mistaken for a burglar or something, get psychic'd to death.
That the black hole created to kill someone else gets me too.

Bennett 1005 9339 9055 [Audino|Aipom|Ditto]

Bennett 1005 9339 9055 [Audino|Aipom|Ditto] Wed 11 Dec 2013 01:20:46 No.16600529 Report

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>>16599579
Or read it Aesop's fables

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 02:11:18 No.16601740 Report

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Porygon-Z
Get a computer virus

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 02:21:44 No.16601985 Report

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>>16599624
And tickle him with it? :^)

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 02:26:53 No.16602098 Report

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>Shuckle

This is gonna take some time to think about

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 02:45:10 No.16602443 Report

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>Gligar
Watch it glide around and the wind was too strong for it. Comes crashing down on me and he slices a major artery with his claws.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 03:13:04 No.16602907 Report

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>Hitmontop
He accidentally spun his way into a meat grinder/off a cliff/into a wood chipper

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 03:32:09 No.16603236 Report

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Glaceon

Walk outside in Texas summer...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 04:17:43 No.16603983 Report

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>Metagross
I show it to a Gamefreak employee who decides it needs more weaknesses.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 04:19:27 No.16604007 Report

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>Umbreon
It cut itself one too many times.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 04:30:40 No.16604247 Report

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>Garchomp
High velocity impact with an 18 wheeler

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 04:46:56 No.16604507 Report

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>Quagsire

I walk in tall grass with it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 04:54:39 No.16604648 Report

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>driflbim
it accidentally gets punctured by a branch as its flying and deflates aka dies
>pic not related

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 05:13:19 No.16604902 Report

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>volcarona
So I was in the canyons walking with my fire moth. All of a sudden, a huge rock slide falls down above us; the rocks are the size of Tyranitars. Luckily we we able to dodge every single one of them, escaping unharmed.

Volcarona eventually got bit by a seviper and died in seconds.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 05:18:22 No.16605006 Report

Quoted By: >>16605086

>>16600000

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 05:25:01 No.16605086 Report

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>>16605006

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 05:29:06 No.16605154 Report

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>Mawile
She tries to get something out of her jaw and bites down by accident, dying to blood loss?

I dunno, this is a weird yet unique idea though, OP.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 05:30:38 No.16605176 Report

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>Flying Onix
i use balloons for him to fly... fucking birds man fucking birds...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 05:30:39 No.16605177 Report

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>Jolteon

I live in Washington, so there was probably an earthquake.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 05:33:58 No.16605234 Report

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>>16599280
Making the mistake of breathing in at any point in time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 05:37:36 No.16605273 Report

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>Typhlosion
I just wanted to bath together ;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 05:38:44 No.16605286 Report

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>Gastrodon
Accidentally knock the salt shaker over and onto him

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Robbie 2938-6916-5680 camrupt, trapinch, gastrodon {3048} Wed 11 Dec 2013 05:54:38 No.16605550 Report

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I turn off the lights by accident.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 05:58:56 No.16605604 Report

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>Absol

But...but wouldn't he/she be able to sense the coming danger? Or is it not spider-sense enough to dodge an accidental bullet, cause that's probably the way it's gonna happen.

And I would probably be crushed from the incident, fuck that's depressing to think about.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 06:09:03 No.16605767 Report

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...Chansey.
I guess practicing martial arts and accidently hitting it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 06:17:26 No.16605879 Report

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>Larvesta
White trash junkie neighbours' kids throw rocks at it most likely.

OP why would you make this thread? This is depressing to the max.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 06:18:01 No.16605888 Report

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I live in Florida, so..He probably overheats.

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