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ITT: Autistice shit you do in Pokemon

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 07:25:03 No.16606685 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>16606728 >>16606731 >>16606912 >>16607253

Does anyone else avoid any incest when breeding?

I have no idea why I do this to myself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 07:27:08 No.16606717 Report

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>Gyaradews

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 07:27:55 No.16606727 Report

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>not going out of your way to make SURE it's incest

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Gaben-4441-9480-6147 Duduo Tropius Swanna Wed 11 Dec 2013 07:27:57 No.16606728 Report

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>>16606685

Trying to get female natures when it 0.01 percent chance.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 07:28:05 No.16606731 Report

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>>16606685
incest = wincest OP

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 07:30:14 No.16606760 Report

Quoted By: >>16606861 >>16606891

I hatch eggs in specific places for flavor depending on the Pokemon.

Like, Ice-types in Frost Cavern, Water types in water routes/water named cities/Siebold's E4 chamber, etc etc

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 07:31:21 No.16606779 Report

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Nope. My 5IV Crawdaunt's mother is also his aunt and grandmother.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 07:32:16 No.16606794 Report

Quoted By: >>16606833 >>16606874

Same here OP. Been MMing for a shiny Charmander and I haven't had sex with my brother in days

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 07:32:39 No.16606796 Report

Quoted By: >>16606851 >>16606884

>Pokemon Silver
>Didnt catch female pokemon because girls are weak and dumb
>exceptions being female exclusive Pokemon

>Adult now
>find myself still doing this
>only exception being female exclusives or Pokemon I dont care for and will never use anyways

I wish I didnt care and just enjoyed my PokeSis like all my friends can do

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 07:32:57 No.16606804 Report

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I spend several hours breeding pokemon, instead of using pokegen like a normal person. You don't get more autistic than that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 07:34:25 No.16606833 Report

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>>16606794
I lol'd.

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Bro 5155 3367 4712 (Lampent, Drifblim, Phantump) Wed 11 Dec 2013 07:34:51 No.16606839 Report

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My Pokemon must be in Premier Balls.
I won't train it unless it is in a premier ball.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 07:36:01 No.16606851 Report

Quoted By: >>16606918 >>16607122 >>16607188

>>16606796
What about pokemon that make tougher females?
Like Galvantula.
Who wants to be a bitch ass male spider who gets eaten? Female spiders are the bosses.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 07:36:01 No.16606852 Report

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>>16606839
plain old pokeballs for my pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 07:36:59 No.16606859 Report

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I've had this weird obsession of having all my competitive pokemon be female. The only exception is when the male rate is 100%. Not entirely sure why.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 07:37:14 No.16606861 Report

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>>16606760
I do the same thing anon except I also do it in places that make the pokemon seem like it had a purpose there.

For example I would hatch mareeps in shalour city because the tower reminds me of the lighthouse from GSC.

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Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 07:38:05 No.16606874 Report

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>>16606794
10/10 i rost

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 07:38:34 No.16606884 Report

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>>16606796
i somewhat prefer male pokemon as well, so i can fantasize about them
pro tip: im GAY

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 07:38:58 No.16606891 Report

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>>16606760
>E4 chamber

Those count as hatch locations individually? Oh god I might start doing this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 07:38:59 No.16606892 Report

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>>16606861
I actually hatched my Mareep in Prism Tower for a similar reason.
And the whole it being the Electric Gym and all

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Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 07:40:39 No.16606912 Report

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>>16606685
No, in fact, I can't ever breed unless I know for sure the pokemon come from the same parents. Incest is the only way I feel whole.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 07:41:01 No.16606918 Report

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>>16606851
Female spiders are better than male ones in real life? Not the same guy, but I didn't even know that. I also like having mostly male Pokemon, except I always include a token female, and Galvantula was my female in White.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 07:42:45 No.16606947 Report

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>>16606918
I'm pretty sure most female spiders are bigger and meaner than males. And if the male don't sex the female right she eats him in some cases...so there's that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 07:42:54 No.16606950 Report

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>>16606918
Not the guy you were responding too but yeah. Female tarantulas live much longer and are much larger than their male counterparts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 07:46:01 No.16606977 Report

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Tossing a newborn Pokemon straight out of the egg to their father to breed is a sick thought if you think about it. In my experience, they seem to breed faster after that, so I guess Pokemon are actually into that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 07:47:39 No.16606993 Report

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Must be in regular pokeball. I once got 5 IV female breeding reject in a heal ball. I went through hell to breed my own in a regular ball.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 07:49:00 No.16607005 Report

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All my pokemon must be in different balls that fit their appearance.

No two of the same nature.

IV descriptions must be different too. One proud of its power pokemon is enough.

None of them must have the same type.

All nicknamed after characters from one game or series.

Autism is suffering

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Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 08:01:07 No.16607122 Report

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>>16606851

Nah nigga. All of my bug bros are actually bug sises. Dat innate aggression.

Although it leads to some pretty awful RNG.

>hatch 5 perfect spread 5IV SB venipedes before getting one that is a lady
>same thing with 2 joltiks and 3 sewaddles

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Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 08:04:54 No.16607161 Report

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>>16607122

*Mah nigga.

I pity yall who are autistic about pokeballs. I'm just keeping my fingers crossed for a ball exchanger in Z or Gen 7 or something. SURELY that shit is getting tossed around the idea box, especially with all those acorn balls that are going to be imported from HG/SS.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 08:08:22 No.16607188 Report

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>>16606851
Male spiders have their dick on one of their legs. If that isn't badass, I don't know what is

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 08:08:33 No.16607194 Report

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I feel really bad if I haven't played with my Pokemon in Amie for a while. some random wonder traded Pokemon that I decided to test out in Amie have maxed affection

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 08:14:42 No.16607253 Report

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>>16606685
When I first began breeding Pokemon for Perfect IVs I had to ask my Pokemon expert friend if it was okay to breed Pokemon with their siblings/parents.
I felt so weird for the first few days, but then my lust for power took over my feelings of disgust.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 08:24:25 No.16607352 Report

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>>16606947
Female spiders tend to eat the male after sex even it the male DID it right.
Once they're impregnated, the male has no use beyond serving as food, after all.

Female spiders are the biggest feminazis on the planet.

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