Holy holy holy fucking shit! I was just in a Sylveon thread when some faggot started talking about fucking his modified Sylveon plush. It was then (after laughing hysterically for a solid five minutes) that I came to a realization...

I don't belong here. This place is hilariously pathetic. It's like a cross between Special Ed and Sex Offenders Anonymous. Why do you breathe? Having sex with a modified plush toy? Is this where "acceptance" has gotten us? I always thought it was odd that furries and pokephiles whack to non humans. But this... this really put things into perspective. You're all fucking circus freaks.

Diapers? HAAAAHAHAHAAAA!!!! You piece of shit. I can understand incontinence, but as a fetish?

Adding tits to a Blaziken? Why not just jack to human females you dumb shit?

Holy shit that _____eon is sooo hot! My waifu my waifu my waifu my GOD!

Honestly how pathetic can you be? He/she/it is not real. They are merely a projection of yourselves. They will never

>Love you
>Speak to you
>Give you affection
>Receive pleasure from you
>Be alive

You're fucking pathetic, /vp/. You're like a bunch of sick dogs nobody had the decency to put down.