>2014
>Get TV announces a very special reveal will come in the next week's episode
>Trumpets play as the episode ends, while red and blue gemstones feature prominently
>/vp/, /r/pokemon, Serebii, Smogon, Bulbapedo, and literally every other Pokemon fan site are shut down due to unbearably high traffic within seconds
>Shouts of "HOENN CONFIRMED" become the single largest sound ever recorded from human lungs
>Incredible sonic damage is mitigated by the cushioning effects of the accompanying ocean of jizz
>Global catastrophe ensues regardless
>Unprecedented hype levels finish clearing out the rubble in six days
>Get TV airs
>Whole world watching
>Everything else comes to a standstill
>Get TV cast dicks around for 20 minutes like the teases they are
>Finally, they introduce Masuda
>Say he has some important news
>Camera focuses on Masuda
>He smiles pleasantly
>Says the following in Moon:
>"Now, I know that many of you are curious about the next Pokemon games."
>"Several people have expressed a great interest in returning to some of the other regions"
>"In particular, we at Game Freak have detected a strong desire to see the lands of Generation 3 once again."
>Ohboyhereitcomes.tiff
>"Today, it is my greatest pleasure to announce that your wishes have been heard"
>"In three months, you'll be able to return to Hoenn in all of its glory"
>YESGODYES
>Cheers erupt across the globe
>Cats and dogs share a toast
>Israelis and Palestinians hug each other crying tears of joy
>Few notice as Masuda finishes his sentence
>That's right, Pokemon Ruby and Sapphire, and Pokemon Fire Red and Leaf Green are coming to Virtual Console this relevant season name goes here
>My fucking face when
How would you react, /vp/?
