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>Playing Pokemon on the john
>Got some meatloaf in my cheeks
>The struggle of the squeeze is almost painful but Im so relieved that this poop chunk managed to chip off my crevasse
>Run into a shiny Magneton
>My ass starts prolapsing at the end of my push. This happens sometimes when I get excited while popping a squat
>It feels like a painful cramp and I could barely move
>Have to sit like this for 30 minutes hoping this mayhem manages to undo itself
>TFW never get that Metal Coat ;_;

Thats the last time I play Pokemon while taking a shit ever

Fucking Gamefreak