>>16695388What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in my Pokémon Academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Team Rocket, and I have over 300 confirmed wins. I am trained in Slaking warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire Unova armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Pokéarth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Porygon across the region and your ID is being traced right now so you better prepare for the Sandstorm, Weedle. The Sandstorm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking fainted, youngster. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can faint you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my Starter. Not only am I extensively trained in casual combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Smogons analasis and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your Lickitung. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit Dragon Rage all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, Skiddo.
