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Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2013 04:50:39 No.16703311 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>16703453 >>16703654 >>16703953 >>16704004 >>16706394 >>16706491

>Its your Tenth Birthday
>You finally get your first Pokemon
>You asked your parents to get you a Shiny Nidoran Male
>You open the Pokeball in excitement and its a Nidoran Female
>"Thats the one you wanted right anon?"
>"Y-y-yeah t-thanks"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2013 04:53:09 No.16703368 Report

Quoted By: >>16703485

>implying Nidoqueen is bad
Dat +10atk buff

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2013 04:54:24 No.16703399 Report

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>implying Nidoqueen wouldn't take care of you softly

That motherly love

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2013 04:54:57 No.16703410 Report

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>"You should be grateful with what you get son, all I got for my tenth birthday was a Trubbish!"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2013 04:55:45 No.16703420 Report

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>MFW my father eats my Vanillite
Its gen VI dad Ice Cream is a pokemon now!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2013 04:57:43 No.16703453 Report

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>>16703311
>not being privileged enough to get one of the true starter pokemon

What are you, poor?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2013 04:58:17 No.16703462 Report

Quoted By: >>16703535

>tfw you get a male combee for your 10th

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2013 04:59:24 No.16703485 Report

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>>16703368
>Implying people don't use Earth Power and Ice Beam as their only offensive moves

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2013 05:02:14 No.16703535 Report

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>>16703462
>not having your bro Sweet Scent up some hordes and encountering the shiny Pokemon of your dreams

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2013 05:03:30 No.16703557 Report

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Nidoqueen is pretty damn okay though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2013 05:08:39 No.16703654 Report

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>>16703311
>asking for a shiny as a starter
Spoiled fuck, don't you realize how rare they are? You deserved what you got.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2013 05:10:29 No.16703698 Report

Quoted By: >>16703777 >>16703872

>You travelling with your first Pokemon Pikachu when you go into Viridian Forest
>A wild Weedle appears in front of you
>Pikachu uses tackle
>All of a sudden Weedle fires a dart into Pikachu's Neck
>Pikachu looks unwell
>"Pikachu use tackle!"
>Pikachu Knocks out the Weedle but then starts puking blood
>You pick up Pikachu and run towards a Pokemon centre
>Meanwhile Pikachu is spewing blood all over your clothes and face
>You made it to town you can see the Pokemon Centre ahead
>"JUST A FEW MORE STEPS LITTLE BUDDY HANG IN THERE!"
>Pikachu spews blood one last time and closes its eyes
>You walk up to Nurse Joy holding Pikachu's Lifeless Body covered in blood
>"Hello, Welcome to our Pokémon Center! Would you like me to heal your Pokemon?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2013 05:14:04 No.16703777 Report

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>>16703698
Jesus Christ. Its no wonder LT Surge has PTSD

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2013 05:18:14 No.16703872 Report

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>>16703698
Poison is truly a horrible type

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2013 05:22:37 No.16703953 Report

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>>16703311
At least it wasn't a Jynx

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2013 05:24:50 No.16704004 Report

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>>16703311
You should have seen mine. I got a tympole, which evolves into my most hated pokemon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2013 07:28:08 No.16705658 Report

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>Not getting a pokemon that evolves twice at level 10

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2013 07:31:32 No.16705702 Report

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you entitled piece of shit how dare you

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2013 08:43:01 No.16706394 Report

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>>16703311
>eevee get , shadowbal tm get, thunder stone get.
Unleash rape train.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2013 08:47:51 No.16706438 Report

Quoted By: >>16706483

>ask for a shiny
>get a shiny unown
>can't complain because my parents traded the family Articuno for it, just for me

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2013 08:52:45 No.16706483 Report

Quoted By: >>16706512

>>16706438
>Articuno
Jesus Christ.
How rich are you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2013 08:53:49 No.16706491 Report

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>>16703311
>wishing for a shiny
spoiled shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2013 08:56:36 No.16706512 Report

Quoted By: >>16706524

>>16706483
My Dad privately breeded Rotom back when people thought they were legendary.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2013 08:57:49 No.16706524 Report

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>>16706512
>breeded
holy fuck what am I doing

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2013 09:07:25 No.16706634 Report

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>not having loving enough parents to get you an Eevee, so you can decide your own path with your Pokemon
>if no dad, not finding a Professor to dish out the goods
>not appreciating getting a 3-stager when more than half of the population has to start with Ratattas and Bonsly and shit
>asking for a shiny on top of this, unless your parents are fucking magicians

You little cunt

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2013 09:09:01 No.16706643 Report

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someone post that pict about that youngster that was given a Magikarp form his dad in DP

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2013 09:12:15 No.16706673 Report

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>Raised on Cinnabar Island
>Only Pokémon are fire-type and a dangerously high level for a beginner
>Can't afford Pokéball
>Have to swim to Pallet Town to get my first ever Pokémon
>Have to choose either, Bulbasaur, Charmander or Squirtle
>Choose Squirtle because I'm never swimming that distance myself ever again
>Not even shiny

You cunts better be fucking grateful with what Pokémon you got.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2013 09:16:18 No.16706699 Report

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>expecting a shiny
>ever

Only gym leaders, E4 and champ has a moderate chance for that

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