>>16712417Next is Sliggoo, which indeed almost looks like a snail, but with arms. And instead of a shell, it has its slime body part rolled up. What does it need it for? For water, like a camel?
Also, it spits fucking acid/digestive juices. Like a fucking xenomorph. And it sticks, like the stuff Dennis Nedrey got spat on with.
Also, it is blind. The green spots on its "head"? I dunno, but they sure as hell can't see.
It perceives its environment with its antennae, or "horns", as they are called in the Pokedex.
Okay, now that we got this, imagine, you are walking through the swamp at night, Goomys sticking to your legs, maybe gnawing at them?
Then, all of a sudden, something is creeping forward. You stand there, against a fucking tree, knee-deep in some vile shit while this thing, moving its four HORNS in all directions, like a centipede, essentially making a radar picture of you, while coming closer and closer. You can't move from the fear (and the plethora of Goomys sticking to you). It stands right before you. At almost 3 foot it is as high as your thigh. The horns are feeling you, touching you, wandering on your legs, into your crotch..... BOOM! HISSSSSS! A gust of sticky acid wets your pants, your dick burns, your balls burn, your legs burn. The flesh withers away, chunks are falling off while you get covered completely in it. Just like the fire ants in the brazilian rainforest - they simply cover you and bite and piss you to death. It feels just like that, only even worse. No slimy goo blowjob for you pervert, just pain and a slow death in the swamp. That's fucking Sliggoo. But we are not finished yet.
