>>16710403Your loss. Fat girls will worship you if you give them a little bit of attention. Plus, you don't gotta work hard at your own looks because they don't exactly have high standards.
It's 2am and you're hungry. You tell your fat girlfriend you're hungry and she'll respond with, "Yeah, me too! We should go get 50 McNuggets and some french fries." And thus, the night is spent romantically having a chicken nugget eating contest while you both discuss how stupid it is that Diggersby is OU.
