Mega Absol @Absolite
Magic Bounce
-Naive (EVs: 252 Spe, 160 SpA, 96 Atk)
Protect
Thunder
Play rough
Sucker Punch

Articuno* @Damp Rock
Pressure
-Modest (stuck with it)
Rain Dance
U-turn
Hurricane
Freeze Dry

Gorebyss @White Herb
Swift Swim
-Calm
Shell Smash
Surf
Ice Beam
Baton Pass

Vaporeon @Leftovers
Hydration
-Bold
Rest
Aqua Ring
Substitute
Baton Pass

Toxicroak @Black Sludge
Dry Skin
-Adamant
Drain Punch
Substitute
Bulk Up
Toxic/Poison Jab(?)

Greninja @Life Orb
Protean
-Modest
Hydro Pump
Ice Beam
Dark Pulse
Grass Knot

Post-Bank 6th member
Empoleon @Assault Vest
Torrent
-Modest/Calm
Scald
Ice Beam
Flash Cannon
Whirlpool

or

Empoleon @Leftovers
Torrent
-Calm
Scald
Stealth Rocks
Rain Dance
Flash Cannon

Until then I need a back-up dancer that isn't a politoed. Fuck politoed. Oh, and I probably need to swap something in to save 'cuno from sneaky pebbles