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Anonymous Fri 20 Dec 2013 10:52:00 No.16784937 View View Reply Original Report

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ITT: Odd Pokemon entries?

Raichu: Its electric charges can reach even 100,000 volts. Careless contact can cause even an Indian elephant to faint.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Dec 2013 10:53:51 No.16784946 Report

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Gastly: A being that exists as a thin gas. It can topple an Indian elephant by enveloping the prey in two seconds.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Dec 2013 10:55:03 No.16784955 Report

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Kadabra: It happened one morning - a boy with extrasensory powers awoke in bed transformed into an Indian Elephant.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Dec 2013 10:59:07 No.16784984 Report

Quoted By: >>16785015 >>16785016 >>16785233

>Pidgeot flying at Mach 2.

>Magcargo being hotter than the sun.

>Alakazam having an IQ of 5,000

It's by this point that I start to disregard them entirely and call bullshit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Dec 2013 11:03:25 No.16785015 Report

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>>16784984
>hurrdurr Pokémon are animals

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Dec 2013 11:03:35 No.16785016 Report

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>>16784984
It's possible for things to burn hotter than the sun.

However the plausibility is lost on Magcargo when trainers can breathe safely around it let alone battle it without burning the opposing Pokemon to ashes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Dec 2013 11:05:54 No.16785033 Report

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Why is Indian elephants getting severely screwed over by Game Freak?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Dec 2013 11:10:30 No.16785056 Report

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>>16785015
>hurrdurr I can't into suspension of disbelief

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Dec 2013 11:25:31 No.16785138 Report

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>>16785056
You're quoting the wrong guy for that

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Dec 2013 11:31:39 No.16785165 Report

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>>16785016
>implying it wasn't established that Fire Pokémon can control heat to a certain extent

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Dec 2013 11:33:12 No.16785170 Report

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Heatran: The internal temperature of Heatran is estimated to be 10000ºC - hot enough to melt an Indian Elephant

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 20 Dec 2013 11:34:30 No.16785172 Report

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>>16785170
>my sides

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Dec 2013 11:36:57 No.16785193 Report

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Greninja creates throwing stars out of compressed water. When it spins them and throws them at high speed, these stars can split an Indian elephant in two.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Dec 2013 11:38:39 No.16785202 Report

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>>16785016
It's possible that just the inside is extremely hot butit has a layer of skin/slime that prevents things from burning

Kind of how daddy longlegs has poison it cant do anything with

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Dec 2013 11:40:59 No.16785215 Report

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Hawlucha - Although its body is small, its proficient fighting skills enable it to keep up with big bruisers like Indian and Elephant.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Dec 2013 11:43:10 No.16785230 Report

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Drifloon: It tugs on the hands of Indian Elephants to steal them away. It is whispered that any Indian Elephant who mistakes Drifloon for a balloon and holds on to it could wind up missing.

pheonix 2380-3605-8705 (oddish sawsbuck qilladin)

pheonix 2380-3605-8705 (oddish sawsbuck qilladin) Fri 20 Dec 2013 11:43:26 No.16785233 Report

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>>16784984
well looking at things in a statistical way id say the kids are between 12 to 18, not only that but the only school you'll ever see in any town is a single Pokemon school in one of the beginning towns, call me crazy but i don't think education is something on the poke presidents minds

pheonix 2380-3605-8705 (oddish sawsbuck qilladin)

pheonix 2380-3605-8705 (oddish sawsbuck qilladin) Fri 20 Dec 2013 11:44:47 No.16785246 Report

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clawitzer: Their enormous claws launch cannonballs of water powerful enough to pierce Indian elephants

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Dec 2013 11:46:08 No.16785254 Report

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Accelgor flies at 100000 m/s. This is faster than an Indian Elephant.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Dec 2013 11:48:50 No.16785270 Report

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>>16785233
>expecting games to have every real world facility in every place

They're not going to put a toilet in because they don't want gameplay to consist of a shit meter, not because nobody shits

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Dec 2013 11:51:17 No.16785280 Report

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This was never funny. Is this literally the only original thing /vp/ could come up with, so they fawn over it like it was some epin meme?

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Anonymous Fri 20 Dec 2013 11:56:14 No.16785303 Report

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>>16785280
>I don't find it funny so no-one else should

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Dec 2013 11:57:00 No.16785309 Report

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>>16785280
>implying owls are birds

pheonix 2380-3605-8705 (oddish sawsbuck qilladin)

pheonix 2380-3605-8705 (oddish sawsbuck qilladin) Fri 20 Dec 2013 11:58:12 No.16785317 Report

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>>16785280
its okay indian elephants can't read so they wont be offended

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Dec 2013 12:00:54 No.16785330 Report

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Mewtwo:
Smells incredibly abandoned! It is a molten mask harder than diamonds that barges its 100,000 volts into another Indian Elephant's Kadabra and claims it as its honeycomb. To steal the favorite fruit of its Chandelure, it slips into the small Pokémon's six legs and silently waits for a golden nugget. For this, it is called "Summoner of Night."

pheonix 2380-3605-8705 (oddish sawsbuck qilladin)

pheonix 2380-3605-8705 (oddish sawsbuck qilladin) Fri 20 Dec 2013 12:03:29 No.16785342 Report

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>>16785330
It was created by a scientist after years of horrific gene-splicing and Indian elephant experiments.

Frayne 1048-9293-0965

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Frayne 1048-9293-0965 Fri 20 Dec 2013 12:06:59 No.16785362 Report

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Frayne 1048-9293-0965

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Frayne 1048-9293-0965 Fri 20 Dec 2013 12:08:36 No.16785374 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Dec 2013 12:10:32 No.16785380 Report

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>>16785374
It has three tail feathers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Dec 2013 12:11:34 No.16785383 Report

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>>16785374
That is one short ostrich

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Dec 2013 12:11:50 No.16785385 Report

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>>16785380
Three brains, hearts, lungs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Dec 2013 12:12:17 No.16785389 Report

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Breloom: Its short arms stretch when it throws punches. Its technique is equal to that of an Indian Elephant

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Dec 2013 12:13:13 No.16785391 Report

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>>16785380
>>16785385
it has tree dicks, retarfs

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Dec 2013 12:13:35 No.16785393 Report

Quoted By: >>16785399 >>16785427

The only hard part in Y I remember was against Siebold. I figured his Gyarados had the same strategy as Lysandre's, so I sent Chesnaught in and used the attack-and-protect combo (Wood Hammer & Spiky Shield in this case).
That Dragon Dance caught me by surprise and wiped out both Chesnaught and Blastoise. Thankfully bro Avalugg took it out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Dec 2013 12:14:47 No.16785397 Report

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Indian Elephant:
(X) It is very docile and avoids confrontation. However, fights with other Pokemon forced it to hide far from everybody.
(Y) They have been hunted by other Pokemon to near extinction. It is said that they are waiting for their chance to exact revenge against the world.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Dec 2013 12:15:14 No.16785399 Report

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>>16785393
FUCK WRONG THREAD

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Dec 2013 12:18:28 No.16785413 Report

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Exeguttor:
Legend has it that on rare occasions, one of its heads will drop off and continue on as an Indian Elephant

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Dec 2013 12:20:35 No.16785425 Report

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A Pokémon that manipulates psychic power at will. It doesn't stop bouncing even when it is asleep. It loves eating Indian Elephants that grow underground.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Dec 2013 12:20:44 No.16785427 Report

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>>16785393
>>16785393
I don't want to be the guy pointing at the elephant in the room, but this indian elephant is obviously lost

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Dec 2013 12:24:26 No.16785439 Report

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Bulbasaur - It carries an Indian Elephant on its back right from birth. As it grows older, the Indian Elephant also grows larger.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Dec 2013 12:27:08 No.16785452 Report

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Grimer:
Sludge that was transformed when exposed to X-rays from the moon. Loves sludge, Indian Elephants and other refuse.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Dec 2013 12:29:59 No.16785469 Report

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>>16785033

It's a Thomas Edison joke

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Dec 2013 12:30:26 No.16785472 Report

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>>16785469
i just realized

i

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Dec 2013 12:34:07 No.16785509 Report

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>>16785472

you just what
you

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Dec 2013 12:36:01 No.16785524 Report

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Hypno: It carries a pendulum-like device. There once was an incident in which it took away an Indian Elephant it hypnotized.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Dec 2013 12:36:48 No.16785531 Report

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>>16785509
just realized

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Dec 2013 13:10:08 No.16785774 Report

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>>16785469
i don't get it
i

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Dec 2013 13:36:10 No.16785948 Report

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>>16785374
>>16785380
>>16785385
>>16785391
It has three Indian Elephants.

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