WELCOME!
THROUGH RAIN, SNOW, HAIL, OR INTENSE SERVER LAG, IT'S SHOWDERP! REMEMBER, THIS IS NOT SHOWDOWN GENERAL. ONLY COME HERE IF YOU'RE PREPARED FOR SOME SUPREME FAGGOTRY.
THE LAYOUT IS SIMPLE:
IN THIS THREAD, WE HAVE A CHAMPION. HE IS CLAIMED WHEN THE PREVIOUS ONE RETIRES. TRIPS ARE REQUIRED IF YOU WANT TO CALL CHAMP. IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TRIPS ARE THEN WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING HERE.
THE FIRST SIX USABLE POKÉMON (READ: NO EMPTY SPACES) IN REPLIES TO THE CHAMPION DETERMINE HIS TEAM.
THE CHAMPION THEN GOES AND BATTLES AGAINST PEOPLE IN THE POKÉBANK OU TIER ON POKÉMON SHOWDOWN.
WE WATCH, RUSE THE OPPONENT, SPAM EBIC MAYMAYS (ACTUALLY PLEASE DON'T DO THAT), HECKLE, GET BANNED, DISCUSS COMPLETELY RELEVANT TOPICS IN OUR OWN CHATROOM ON SHOWDOWN AND JUST GENERALLY CIRCLEJERK.
NOTE FOR CHAMPS: PLEASE DO NOT ACCEPT CHALLENGES FROM ANYONE, THE POINT IS FOR THE BATTLES TO BE RANDOM.
THE CURRENT CHIMP IS: Mr. Lister !DGJF9.I0Ro
STATUS: BEING COOL
REMEMBER YOU CAN COME AND CIRCLEJERK IN OUR
plug.dj/showderp-1/ AND LISTEN TO MAD BEATS. ALSO, THERE IS OUR PRIVATE CHATROOM ON SHOWDOWN:
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/showderp MAKE SURE TO MESSAGE AN ADMIN TO CONFIRM THAT YOU'RE FROM THIS THREAD.
WE HAVE A REFERENCE LIST OF ALL HALL OF FAME SHOWDERP SETS FOR NEW CHAMPS:
http://pastebin.com/3iZfvvgg
!YryGgnXGPY
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Mr. Lister !DGJF9.I0Ro
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>>16791542 the metas are cool tho
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>>16791537 Fuck you champ, my thread is better >:U
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>>16791546 shipping these two
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>>16791580 Lilligant x Whimsicott Best Ship
Lilligant x Escavalier Second Best
Lilligant x Roserad Third Best
Lilligant x Leavanny Fourth Best
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>>16791611 Lilligant x Leavanny Best Ship
Lilligant x Whimsicott Second Best
Lilligant x Gardevour Third Best
Mr. Lister !DGJF9.I0Ro
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>>16791643 Lilligant x Me Best Ship
Lilligant x Meloetta Second Best
Lilligant x Gardevoir Third Best
Lilligant x Whimsicott Fourth Best
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>>16791668 Ulcer x Ellibump best
Morphant x Arkwelder second best
LilligantWaifu x Mr Lister third best
Shperical Ice x Aggi fourth best
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>>16791662 Why are you not using an alt? You should try to keep that 1800+ rating safe.
Mr. Lister !DGJF9.I0Ro
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tripfag !.CzKQna1OU
Doused !a2Re78uzy6
Me? or Bisharp if not me. <3
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asault vest swithcheroo sexy-bunny
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Heracross @ Heracronite Ability: Swarm EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk Adamant Nature - Arm Thrust - Rock Blast - Pin Missile - Bulk Up
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Anything with feint as its only priority move
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>>16791781 Vivillon
Ability: Compound Eyes
- Powder
- Roost
- Sleep Powder
- Hurricane
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>>16791781 shiny beedrill named Horny Hornet plz
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>>16791781 Alomola any set.
Thatguy [Y] 3737-9732-7056
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>>16791811 are you my smogon overlord???
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Why is misterlister so boring
tripfag !.CzKQna1OU
Mr. Lister !DGJF9.I0Ro
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>>16791988 because he's a faggot. i am the superior lister.
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>>16791693 It's LilligantWaifu x Ridaz. Get it right.
Mr. Lister !DGJF9.I0Ro
>>16792154 >implying she been trying to beat my lucha team with her lilli team for a while if that means anything.
tripfag !.CzKQna1OU
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I have a serious question about the pokemon shown in the pastebin, how legit are they in terms of competitive, have you yourself made one in game or are they just joke usage for showderp
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does anyone have the list for waifumon on the swamp?
SLS10 !!M+VOCCm7uhz
>>16792338 Only Snips and Shrekle are worth recreating ingame. Funbro if you're a dick.
tripfag !.CzKQna1OU
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http://battletower.psim.us/battle-pokebankoubeta-250357 Moving servers because that slight amount of lag on main is somewhat annoying
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>>16792426 return the shrub is pretty effective in game too
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Meed~ !Meed.ErvYo
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>>16792338 some sets may be viable depending on your team
tripfag !.CzKQna1OU
http://battletower.psim.us/battle-pokebankoubeta-250405 New team up next probably. Get your sets and captchas ready :^)
LordLucario21 !!ddlUy5u1Uwl
Loudred @Choice Band 252Hp/252Atk/4 Defense -Earthquake -Hammer Arm -Return -Fire Punch/Retaliate
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>>16792591 Timid Gardevoir
252 SpAtk / 252 speed / 6hp
Name her Matching Waifu
Must be shiny and holding a choice scarf
Moonblast/Psyshock/2 moves of your choice
Don't care about gender
tripfag !.CzKQna1OU
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>>16792756 Acid Spray Ferrothorn
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>>16792756 Lanturn (odd water absorb even volt absorb) with max evs in sp attack and speed with agility, ice beam, thunder and hydro pump holding leftovers called RAPE TRAIN
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Gigalith online (Gigalith) @ Normal Gem Ability: Sturdy EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 Spd - Explosion - Stealth Rock - Lock-On - Autotomize
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Mini Rocks (Charmander) @ Focus Sash Ability: Blaze Shiny: Yes EVs: 252 HP / 252 SAtk - Counter - Overheat - Protect - Will-O-Wisp
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LordLucario21 !!ddlUy5u1Uwl
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>>16792756 Gardevoir @ Gardevoirite
Ability: Trace
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 HP / 4 SDef
Adamant Nature
- Double-Edge
- Destiny Bond
- Hypnosis
- Zen Headbutt
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>>16792763 probably timid so he can outspeed shell smashed cloyster, and +1 haxorus, salamence, jirachi and volcarona
Or modest if you think the damage boost is more important
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>>16792904 timmid outspeeds momentum bug too, gopher it champ
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>>16792928 >>16792904 man smogon u shure r smart.
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>>16792825 I once fought a team with a physical Gardevoir. It OHKOed everything with Return, I don't understand what happened.
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>>16792825 Make this male and name him manlyvoir
tripfag !.CzKQna1OU
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Check this motherfucker out spookycrab (Crawdaunt) @ Choice Band Ability: Adaptability EVs: 252 Atk / 4 HP / 252 Spd Adamant Nature - Aqua Jet - Knock Off - Crabhammer - Waterfall OHKOs or 2HKOs JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING with Knock Off
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>>16793060 >not naming it knock your shit Anonymous
>>16793060 >three water type moves tripfag !.CzKQna1OU
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>>16793152 Yeah, exactly
>Not all 4 Anonymous
>>16793152 aqua jet and knock off are the only moves that I ever use because it's too slow
>not taking advantage of adaptability Anonymous
>>16793211 at least give it dragon dance or something
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>>16793233 >dragon dance >choice band pick one
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>>16793060 >>16793152 Give it superpower instead of waterfall and band crawdaunt is actually not bad in OU. Crabhammer and knock off both 1 hit scizor most of the time
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>>16793060 When did it get Aquajet? Is that new in gen 6? Did it ge sucker punch too?
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>>16793291 yes, it just got aqua jet as an egg move. no suckerpunch
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Watch the last 5 turns of this lel this is a sign you shouldn't be a faggot and say "gg" before the battle is over
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/amethyst-pokebankoubeta-7119 Anonymous
>>16793060 Crabhammer, Aqua Jet, AND Waterfall? Is its movepool that shitty?
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>>16793243 Who says you can't dance all day?
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>>16793355 blame no sucker punch
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>>16793355 No, the guy's just being silly. It doesn't matter that much because you should be using superpower 99% of the time, but it is important for its coverage and is a necessity. Even a supereffective superpower is only 20% stronger than a neutral crabhammer (and does less damage the next turn)
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tripfag !.CzKQna1OU
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I kinda wish champ stopped using Metronome after Boom Boom called Imprision, and just wasted PP with Recycle and Cosmic Power. Funbro couldn't switch out due to Ingrain and couldn't use Recycle anymore. You Funbro'd a Funbro.
tripfag !.CzKQna1OU
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why is showdown being ddos'd? who's doing it?
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>>16793582 Smegmalord is doing it in order to promote The Swamp.
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SweepOutTheDoor's rating: 981 → 980 (-1 for losing) John J. Smogon's rating: 1322 → 1371 (+49 for winning)
tripfag !.CzKQna1OU
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That was so tasty
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>>16793909 how do you even get to 980
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>>16793582 Nintendo is doing it because battle spot is dead
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>>16793920 By running a Latias with Roost and Wish.
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>>16793920 by using latias with wish and roost
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Why the fuck is showdown down again. (just got back)
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>>16793927 I wouldn't put it past them
tripfag !.CzKQna1OU
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>>16794046 newfag pls, that's an ancient joke
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>>16794046 howcanyoubethisnew.jpg
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>>16794046 guess its winter break now
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tripfag !.CzKQna1OU
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tripfag !.CzKQna1OU
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miah Jenna-Tills has banned you. Literally did nothing
tripfag !.CzKQna1OU
That was a fun note to end it on. passing the baton
Mooch !iIS5pK.8uA
Anonymous
Goodra Ability: Sap Sipper - Aqua Tail - Dragon Tail - Iron Tail - Poison Tail
啊啊TouMAN啊啊 !vvVdhe2SOY
My dick. Touman dick (Lileep) @ Eviolite Ability: Storm Drain EVs: 252 SDef / 252 HP / 4 Atk Careful Nature - Curse - Rest - Sleep Talk - Seed Bomb
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Some mega blastoise would be cool. Fuck heatran.
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>>16794421 Calm mind Trevenant
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Lopunny Nickname: Funny Bunny Ability: Klutz Nature: Jolly EVs: 252 Speed, rest are up to you. Hold item: Flame Orb or Assault Vest -Switcheroo -Encore -Magic Coat -Any attacking move of your choice I know you can make this work.
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>>16794421 choice banded weavile
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>>16794408 haunter mean look perish
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something banded with the elemental punches
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Mega mawile with knock off
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>>16794425 name it Fairy Tail btw
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>>16794428 I actually like this suggestion. Too bad it's gonna get rekd by Mega Gengar.
啊啊TouMAN啊啊 !vvVdhe2SOY
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>>16794430 >trying to switch an assault vest Anonymous
>>16794484 >caring about the name Anonymous
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>>16791546 cloyster chowder go
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>>16794479 Reminder that it's officially winter break
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啊啊TouMAN啊啊 !vvVdhe2SOY
>>16794520 Fuck off retard.
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>>16794518 >What is Klutz? Anonymous
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>>16794518 use it on something like a toxic staller, it would taunt them
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>>16794518 it can work with klutz, dummo
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>>16794524 I forgot that it got send to ubers.
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>>16794537 >being this hostile Anonymous
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>>16794518 you done goofed
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啊啊TouMAN啊啊 !vvVdhe2SOY
>>16794575 Asking me to rename my set to Fairy Tail makes no fucking sense.
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>>16794600 can you not read nigger
>>16794506 Anonymous
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>>16794518 >"I was just pretending to be retarded!" 啊啊TouMAN啊啊 !vvVdhe2SOY
>>16794620 >Didn't quote me >Expects me to read his replies Son, I've got more important things to do.
Like masturbating.
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>>16794600 I just think it's weird to demand it being named something. Why not just let champ decide what to call it?
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>>16794658 >being this butthurt >masturbaiting on showderp 啊啊TouMAN啊啊 !vvVdhe2SOY
>>16794694 Because champ is always somehow more retarded than me.
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>>16794537 >muh name MUST BE IN THE SET!!!!!!! champ please use the pokemon but name it literally anything else
啊啊TouMAN啊啊 !vvVdhe2SOY
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>>16794712 >butthurt >not masturbating on showderp Holy shit, just leave.
Mooch !iIS5pK.8uA
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I found a battle and the guy just forfeited so technically this is going to be the second one
http://battletower.psim.us/battle-pokebankoubeta-252490 Anonymous
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Mooch !iIS5pK.8uA
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啊啊TouMAN啊啊 !vvVdhe2SOY
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>>16794899 Vaginal Secretion
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>>16794899 Spunky
Also, is showdown kill?
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Battle Tower dead? It won't load.
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missing the whole battle due to showderps pro servers
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Mooch !iIS5pK.8uA
>>16794962 >>16794939 Server is kill
Now wut?
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>>16794975 Burrito server?
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>>16794975 Are you new or something? You try different servers till one works
Mooch !iIS5pK.8uA
Mooch !iIS5pK.8uA
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Having a fun winter break, champ?
Mooch !iIS5pK.8uA
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We'll that was fun. Really laggy server, I wasn't time stalling New champ
DrunkAnon !MSdMzOAi.2
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Charizard @ Sitrus Berry Ability: Blaze EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spd Jolly Nature - Belly Drum - Aerial Ace - Fire Punch - Earthquake Give it mega X if there isn't another mega on the team
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Baa !nvsmL.NSek
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Kricketune named DELELELEWHOOOOP
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>>16795472 tangela's legit, at least.
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>>16795472 Quilladin does ok
sometimes Quilladin @Eviolite
Bulletproof
-Leech Seed
-Toxic
-Protect
-Synthesis/Pain Split
DrunkAnon !MSdMzOAi.2
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>>16795568 You can give it spikes for hazards too instead of toxic, or seeds.
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>chimp has 3 physical walls and no special bulk
DrunkAnon !MSdMzOAi.2
DrunkAnon !MSdMzOAi.2
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† repost 4 god †
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switch tangela to eviolite dingus
DrunkAnon !MSdMzOAi.2
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>>16795472 Pro-tip:
Tangela wan't always NFE.
DrunkAnon !MSdMzOAi.2
Did about as well as expected. NEW TEAM.
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Claydol @ Red Card Ability: Levitate EVs: 248 HP / 244 Def / 16 SDef Calm Nature IVs: 0 Spd - Trick Room - Stealth Rock - Rapid Spin - Toxic
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Shiny Braviary named VIVA LA FRANCE
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weakness policy electross
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king's rock+dive gyarados [rest of set is your choice]
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>>16795926 Twinkling Waifu (Jirachi) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Serene Grace
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Bold Nature
-Body Slam
-Charge Beam
-Draco Meteor
-Ice Punch
Baa !nvsmL.NSek
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Fancy Waifu (Florges) (F) @ Leftovers Ability: Flower Veil EVs: 252 SDef / 252 HP / 4 SAtk Calm Nature IVs: 0 Atk - Moonblast - Aromatherapy - Toxic - Wish
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>>16795926 chlorophyll whimsicott
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>>16795926 something with good defense but shit sdef
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DrunkAnon !MSdMzOAi.2
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>>16796081 CHIMP PASSED OUT AND DIED
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Dr. Foo !gTNAShhyjA
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Baa !nvsmL.NSek
>>16796114 Fancy Waifu (Florges) (F) @ Leftovers
Ability: Flower Veil
EVs: 252 SDef / 252 HP / 4 SAtk
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Moonblast
- Aromatherapy
- Toxic
- Wish
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Chimp you better have dd on timmy
DrunkAnon !MSdMzOAi.2
REKKENING !ZLHP5x3SCY
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EMPTY SPACE (Ambipom) @ Kings Rock Ability: Technician Jolly Nature EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe -Fling -Covet -U-Turn -Fake Out
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Milotic -Scald -Rest -Ice Beam -Toxic
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something with high defense but shit sdef
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chlorophyll sunny day solar beam whimsicott
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>>16796210 hahahahaha ebic set so fanny :^)
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REKKENING !ZLHP5x3SCY
>>16796198 what is santa? delibird with a special set?
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>>16796237 delibird with present
other moves are your choice
REKKENING !ZLHP5x3SCY
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REKKENING !ZLHP5x3SCY
REKKENING !ZLHP5x3SCY
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>>16796657 Is this what we aim for now? Just no 6-0? What happened to winning?
Ham !AdUHiyyxFU
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It's the best to hope for with some of these teams.
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>>16796769 How do you expect to win when most of the time, the mons are sub-par?
Not all champs are god-tier or extremely lucky.
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>>16796769 we have limber ditto and present delibird. We try to set realistic standards, not "YOU BETTER WIN EVEN THOUGH HALF YOUR TEAM IS SHIT"
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REKKENING !ZLHP5x3SCY
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>>16796840 >Thanks to ArkWelder and Pwnemon for pointing these out. Anonymous
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>>16796893 ty arkwelder u r a tru american her0
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>>16796893 Thanks to ArkWelder and Pwnemon for pointing these out.
FUCKING FAGGOT
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>>16796893 Arkwelder is a homo.
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>>16796893 wow
what the fuck man
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>>16796882 this champ is literally cancer
memebase really killed showderp
REKKENING !ZLHP5x3SCY
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Pixilate Sylveon with Metronome (item) and Echoed Voice
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Coldsteel25
Blades: Maximum Edge Edition xXblades 2.0Xx (Haxorus) @ Weakness Policy / Focus Sash Ability: Mold Breaker Shiny: Yes EVs: 220 Spd / 252 Atk / 36 HP Jolly Nature - Dragon Claw - Poison Jab - Night Slash - Dragon Dance
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>>16797031 d-don't leave me;_; (Gothitelle) (F) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Shadow Tag
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SAtk / 252 Spd
Timid Nature
- Trick
- Shadow Ball
- Hidden Power [Fighting]
- Calm Mind
Anonymous
Showderp Christmas bonanza list if post ends in~ 1-2: delibird 3-4: stantler 5-6: abomasnow 7-8: jirachi dubs: cryagonal trips: chingling
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two turn timmy
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>>16797031 specs volcarona
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Dragonite @ Weakness Policy Multiscale Naive Nature 252 Speed, 252 Sp Atk, 4 Atk -Agility -[Physical Move] -[Special Move] -[Special Move]
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>be wrestler >sophmore year >made it to Varsity >Coach pairs me with Captain >since Im their weakest link I have to train with their best link >we become good friends, teaches me lots >one day caught me mirin him in his singlet >all he did was grin at me >invited me over to his place to practice >we just chill >end up watching some god awful movie >affection isnt new to us since we have to constantly manhandle eachother >im shoulder ot shoulder with him >feel him brush my military buzz cut >we laugh >told him a joke along the lines that's the softest he's ever touched me >tells me he touches me both ways >Ahhh I get it >cuddled >my head in his chest >his arm around my neck rubbing my chest >hear his heart beat >i start moving my hand to his thigh >his heart starts beating faster >grope his cock >he has African Tribes in his chest >feel his arm push me in a bit >go down on him >Im used to seeing him naked but not to him hard >uncut nordic dick >i spend a good 10min polishing his nob >Tell him I had a feeling he'd be into me >He joked and told me hed gladly be inside me >Told him to hold off for the 3rd date >he tries to claim that all of our practice sessions were dates >squeeze his dick hard and tell him to try again. >we hear the door open >he zips up and I stand up >see his dad come in >I just stood there confused >"coach why are you at Dustin's house?" >He cracked up
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>>16797041 Is there a single way to make Delibird non-shit?
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>>16797039 I can't tell if that's referencing the anime, ability or both. Anonymous
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Dr. Foo !gTNAShhyjA
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>>16797056 this is the true heart and soul of showderp good gentlemen.
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>>16797074 I was referencing the ability
Dr. Foo !gTNAShhyjA
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>>16797065 hustle choice band aerial ace
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>>16797056 PLEASE CONTINUE
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>>16797065 In doubles, have it use frost breath on anger point tauros.
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>>16797065 don't worry, gamefreak will give it a
pre-evo ArkWelder !!j2NnOoEO1xN
>>16796893 hi guys, reminder that if you like funbro you are actually boring
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>>16797138 >delibird mega evo with gale wings Anonymous
>>16797141 You are literally homosexual and I hope someone beats you up and castrates you with a rusty serrated knife.
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>>16797141 >i literally cannot stop sucking dicks REKKENING !ZLHP5x3SCY
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>>16797141 lmao, i cant hear you with all those phallic penises in your moth lol
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>>16797141 Hi ArkWelder, reminder that you're a raging homosexual and suck more dicks than your mom.
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>>16797141 >MUH SMOGON OVERLORDS! PLS BAN THESE MEME POKEMON! MUH E-PENIS! MUH TRIP CRED nah ill yourself dude
ArkWelder !!j2NnOoEO1xN
>>16797167 >>16797164 Honestly it's for the best of showderp in the long run. Watching champ do absolutely nothing for 2 hours, then be unable to talk because mods come in and set modchat to +, is not fun. Go have a look in the thread were Funbro was banned, there was a good amount of people who hated him as well.
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>>16797141 I think Funbro is fun for the first few turns of realization that the opponent is now forever stuck until someone forfeits.
After that, I tab out and do something else because its too fu
cking boring Anonymous
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>>16797141 I agree with you. Funbro was not fun.
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>>16797141 arkwelder 4 champ
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>>16797190 We had probably the most turns of any match in showderp history. That deserves some level of recognition.
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>>16797200 >>16797194 ark pls put your trip back on
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>>16797190 The fuck do you think you are faggot? The ruler of showderp? fag
ArkWelder !!j2NnOoEO1xN
>>16797186 >>16797187 >>16797189 >>16797193 Funbro was fun the first time, what, 3 months ago? Now it's not fun at all. Let's all come up with new ways to fuck with the ladder.
>>16797194 this guy's got it. It's fun if the opponent forfeits but more often than not they would stick around forever and make the champ battles boring as fuck.
>>16797210 Now it's recognised, we got to 2013? Are we not happy with that? I think that's impressive but now we can't top that. If we got to 2014 is that better? Let's move on and be innovative in our shitposting.
Anonymous
>>16797229 3 months ago it never fucking worked. I swear people got WAY worse over 3 months.
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>>16797229 >Let's nah man nah
not you
REKKENING !ZLHP5x3SCY
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>>16797190 >Watching champ do absolutely nothing for 2 hours, then be unable to talk because mods come in and set modchat to +, is not fun This would never have happened if you never invited your mod butt budies to play this shit. Seriously, fuck off. These threads are better without you asshole. Go post shit on smogon
Anonymous
ArkWelder !!j2NnOoEO1xN
>>16797240 the first 1004 turn battle was about 2 months ago I think. I think champs just got better at scouting.
>>16797241 I honestly don't understand how someone can think 1000 turn battles of nothing is fun more than once. We did it, we're done, let's move on. Also btw I only pointed out the Painsplit/Roost/Block/Recycle mew set, I didn't have anything to do with the original banning of funbro.
>>16797283 This actually happens because people spam a fuck ton and then the opponents bring in mods.
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>>16797294 >This actually happens because people spam a fuck ton and then the opponents bring in mods. Yeah, that spamming bullshit is new(ish) too. Like we used to spam fake reports and shit but it's been getting real bad recently.
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>>16797294 shut the fuck up. No one likes you. Just stop
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>>16797135 not the same guy but
>19, been talking to a 23 guy on grindr for about a week >fast forward to yesterday >still haven't met >texting, said i was thinking about watching a movie >asked if i was gonna watch it alone >say he can come over >"okay" >waiting >nervous >is here >pictures were more flattering >still 6.5-7/10 >"come in, anon" >don't own couch, lay on bed >talk, watch movie, talk >keep getting closer >end of movie >cuddling, talking >ask if he wants to watch Harry Potter >"yeah, i love Harry Potter!" >now 7.5/10 >mini boner >Prisoner of Azkaban >cuddle again >make it through 10 minutes >kissing >take shirts off >biting >whoneedspants?.jpeg >more kissing and biting >take boxers off >head >rimjob >grab condom >lean down to kiss his chest while taking the condom out >stops me >says he doesn't want just a hookup >i'mokaywiththis.gif >laugh, say I'll text him tomorrow >get condom on >sex3bomb >done >cuddle and talk >put in another movie >still naked >round 2 >4am >he has to work at 7 >cuddle and talk >fall asleep for a while together >movie stops, we wake up >just cuddle, don't talk >feelsgoodman >talk some more >6am >bite his neck >blowjobs >630am >"i had a really good time, remember to text me tomorrow ;)" >leaves >text him when i wake up >talk more >add eachother to facebook >hoping to see him again soon Anonymous
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>>16797319 When are you going to tell him you like Pokemon
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Can we battle on theswamp so we can use funbro?
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>>16797400 What does a penis in your butt feel like?
like I know it apparently feels good but isn't it basically just reverse shitting?
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>>16797400 you cleaned out your asshole in advance right because otherwise yuck
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>>16797414 well, the penis massages your prostate, so when you cum it can create a very intense pleasure
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>>16797400 >he did whoa. gay.
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>Showderp: Gay sex advice
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>>16797414 it hurts the first time, but I assume it's about what girls fill like when their being fucked.
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>>16797414 Not him but it's not the part of having the dick in the butt that feels good although apparently some people like that it's when the dick hits the prostate
I'm a virgin but I've had prostate orgasms before they're like normal ones but way way way better
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>>16797447 who said it had to be gay. reaching the ultimate orgasm is not gay-exclusive, straight couples can try it too! just ask your girlfriend/friend mom to put on a strap on.
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>>16797447 MAKE THAT THE TITLE OF THE NEXT OP PLS
Poke272 !!rnaaY/PAEyF
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what the hell is going on in this thread
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>>16797409 semgmalord pls go
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