No homo.
THROUGH RAIN, SNOW, HAIL, OR INTENSE SERVER LAG, IT'S SHOWDERP! REMEMBER, THIS IS NOT SHOWDOWN GENERAL. ONLY COME HERE IF YOU'RE PREPARED FOR SOME SUPREME FAGGOTRY.
THE LAYOUT IS SIMPLE:
IN THIS THREAD, WE HAVE A CHAMPION. HE IS CLAIMED WHEN THE PREVIOUS ONE RETIRES. TRIPS ARE REQUIRED IF YOU WANT TO CALL CHAMP. IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TRIPS ARE THEN WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING HERE.
THE FIRST SIX USABLE POKÉMON (READ: NO EMPTY SPACES) IN REPLIES TO THE CHAMPION DETERMINE HIS TEAM.
THE CHAMPION THEN GOES AND BATTLES AGAINST PEOPLE IN THE POKÉBANK OU TIER ON POKÉMON SHOWDOWN.
WE WATCH, RUSE THE OPPONENT, SPAM EBIC MAYMAYS (ACTUALLY PLEASE DON'T DO THAT), HECKLE, GET BANNED, DISCUSS COMPLETELY RELEVANT TOPICS IN OUR OWN CHATROOM ON SHOWDOWN AND JUST GENERALLY CIRCLEJERK.
NOTE FOR CHAMPS: PLEASE DO NOT ACCEPT CHALLENGES FROM ANYONE, THE POINT IS FOR THE BATTLES TO BE RANDOM.
THE CURRENT CHIMP IS: REKKENING !ZLHP5x3SCY
STATUS: BEING COOL
REMEMBER YOU CAN COME AND CIRCLEJERK IN OUR
plug.dj/showderp-1/ AND LISTEN TO MAD BEATS. ALSO, THERE IS OUR PRIVATE CHATROOM ON SHOWDOWN:
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/showderp MAKE SURE TO MESSAGE AN ADMIN TO CONFIRM THAT YOU'RE FROM THIS THREAD.
WE HAVE A REFERENCE LIST OF ALL HALL OF FAME SHOWDERP SETS FOR NEW CHAMPS:
http://pastebin.com/3iZfvvgg
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>>16797498 >anal sex >not gay sex b-but i don't like girls!
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>>16797517 we like you though
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>>16797517 Do you like boys who dress like girls?
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>>>16797471 >friend's mom >not getting assfucked by your own mom Anonymous
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Ooh, aah! Ooh aah! Donkey Kong! Hey yo, look out down below! Here he comes, banana slamma! Donkey Kong! Ooh, aah! Ooh aah! Donkey Kong! Ooh, aah! Ooh aah! Donkey Kong! Hey yo, look out down below! Here he comes, banana slamma! Kongo Bongo's hero! Hey yo, Donkey Kong, let's go let's go! Here he comes, banana slamma! Ooh, aah!
Anonymous
what pokemon would massage the prostate with its dick the most effectively in anal sex?
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nth for devouring your own empty heart
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>>16797542 Probably arcanine. Glorious knot <3
Anonymous
no joke though. cumming with prostate stimulation creates the most intense orgasm. would recommend.
Anonymous
>>16797561 Why did they have to put the prostate in the hole poop comes from though
REKKENING !ZLHP5x3SCY
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>>16797591 The guys who designed people.
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>>16797591 hera and the allfather
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>>16797606 I want him to ram me with its horn, cock and sword until my asshole is gaping and bloody then make me lick his dick clean.
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>>16797591 Hironobu Yoshida
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>>16797498 what the fuck
what happened here
i need a replay of this shit
REKKENING !ZLHP5x3SCY
Nonon !!kYeRmZsNItt
I'l be champ! Let's pummel our enemies with peppy pride, okay /vp/?
Ham !AdUHiyyxFU
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Deoxys-Destroy (Deoxys-Defense) @ Assault Vest Ability: Pressure EVs: 240 HP / 252 Atk / 16 Def Adamant Nature - Knock Off - Drain Punch - Meteor Mash - Extreme Speed
Anonymous
haunter with mean look perish song
Anonymous
Mako (Spinda) (F) @ Quick Claw Ability: Contrary EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 Spd Jolly Nature - Superpower - Assist - Fake Tears - Teeter Dance When Mako manages one Superpower before dying, for the next match she becomes this Pancham. Afterwards, she reverts to Spinda. Mako * (Pancham) (F) @ Eviolite Ability: Iron Fist EVs: 252 Atk / 252 HP / 4 SDef Adamant Nature - Circle Throw - Parting Shot - Sky Uppercut - Work Up If Mako pulls off two or more Superpowers before fainting, she becomes this Pangoro for the next match. Afterwards, revert to Spinda. Mako ** (Pangoro) (F) @ Choice Scarf Ability: Iron Fist EVs: 252 Spd / 252 Atk / 4 HP Jolly Nature - Sky Uppercut - Body Slam - Circle Throw - Comet Punch
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Showderp Christmas bonanza list if post ends in~ 1-2: delibird 3-4: stantler 5-6: abomasnow 7-8: jirachi dubs: cryagonal trips: chingling
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pls use choice band flareon thanks in advance.
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>>16797680 Foxy Grandpa (Delphox)
Ability: Magician
EVs: 252 Speed, put the rest where you see fit
Timid Nature
- Attract
- Switcheroo
- Hypnosis
- Filler
Richie 3136-6770-9695 (Electabuzz, Dedenne, Zebstrika)
Richie 3136-6770-9695 (Electabuzz, Dedenne, Zebstrika) Sat 21 Dec 2013 04:27:35 No. 16797701 Report Quoted By:
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>>16797680 Vileplume or Bellossom with Quick Claw
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>>16797675 just an easter egg while Gen 6 was still in beta, shiny Goomy was a weird horse image. That's it. You can see it all in that screen cap
Tympani !rdJFXPKntw
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>>16797680 Milotic named Millie
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>>16797625 YOU CAN MAKE THAT A REALITY STARTING THE 27TH
WITH POKEBANK AND POKETRANSPORTER, ONLY $4.99 A YEAR
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>>16797692 k-kill la kill?
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>>16797709 I'd rather just pay to have someone draw that for me.
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The sloths crawl out of the ocean. They crawl so very slowly, eating the fruits that grow on the undersides of their arms, every fruit replaced the moment it is eaten. They heal themselves, and they heal others. The sloths will not harm you. The sloths will continue. They will always continue. They will slow, but they will never stop. Even after the void consumes our small, fragile world, the sloths will continue. They cannot escape, and neither can anyone else.
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I have a friend who's fat and gross and he gets laid and he can fit his entire hand up his ass and I'm skinny and smell nice and I'm a virgin and I can barely fit two fingers up my ass, what do.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>16797758 Stop being such a bitch nigga, buy a few dildos, and get an account on Grindr
Anonymous
>>16797773 I'm really terrified of anal and I only do it once in a blue moon and I have to sterilize my butt like I'm gonna operate on someone with it first. Nonon !!kYeRmZsNItt
>>16797686 What is this set?
Anonymous
>>16797795 so how about you top?
Anonymous
>>16797803 I'm really small and besides I WANT to bottom it just scares me
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>>16797798 Shiny Sheer Force Steelix with an expert belt, crunch, and the elemental fangs
Anonymous
>>16797828 you should dress up in girl's clothes and post pics Anonymous
>>16797841 I don't do that on 4chan except for one time when I posted a skirt pic on /v/ and got stalked for over a month. Never again.
Anonymous
>>16797828 I wish I was small enough for people to see me as a bottom. Being a bottom and being 6'4'' isn't easy.
Nonon !!kYeRmZsNItt
Anonymous
>>16797867 well, /v/ does love their traps. oh well. do what makes you feel good!
Anonymous
Smegmalord !kHVv2gzang
Fun fact, I'm a relentless faggot.
>>16797836 >>16797836 >>16797836 Anonymous
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>>16797880 I meant penis size, I'm like 5'8 I would totally top a 6'4 dude though >>16797891 Yeah I'm never doing that again.
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>>16797954 Well he presented the relentless faggot thing as though it weren't common knowledge.
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>>16797964 Oh, I thought you were referencing the thread.
Anonymous
we just swept with a klefki
Nonon !!kYeRmZsNItt
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Nonon !!kYeRmZsNItt
Nonon !!kYeRmZsNItt
Anonymous
non-retarded enemies when?
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>>16798184 Never. Where do you think we are, son?
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>>16798184 this is a nice change of pace from where we were losing every time
Anonymous
Nonon !!kYeRmZsNItt
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>>16798273 >belly drum >dark pulse Anonymous
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>>16798273 that guy was awful
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>>16798273 >all his pokemon were weak to fighting >kekleon sweep Nonon !!kYeRmZsNItt
Nonon !!kYeRmZsNItt
Nonon !!kYeRmZsNItt
Anonymous
>>16798358 >JurassicMaster97: no hack, just skill hater >JurassicMaster97: go suck your mom Anonymous
Anonymous
Nonon !!kYeRmZsNItt
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>>16798502 j-jesus okay this is nothing like the problem I had. Are you in full screen? What the fuck is happening jesus.
Nonon !!kYeRmZsNItt
Starting to choke with these guys... New team!
Anonymous
Skuntank @ Black Sludge Ability: Stench EVs: 248 SAtk / 248 HP / 12 SDef Modest Nature - Acid Spray - Dark Pulse - Fire Blast - Substitute
Anonymous
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Showderp Christmas bonanza list if post ends in~ 1-2: delibird 3-4: stantler 5-6: abomasnow 7-8: jirachi dubs: cryagonal trips: chingling
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muh donks (Smeargle) @ Focus Sash Ability: Own Tempo Bold Nature EVs: 252 HP / 252 Sdef / 4 Def -King's Shield -Magic Coat -Me First -Snatch
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Dragonite @Weakness Policy Multiscale, Rash Nature 252 Sp Atk, 252 HP, 4 Atk -Agility -Special Attack -Special Attack -Physical Attack
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>>16798581 Pls Return (Trevenant) @ Lum Berry
Ability: Harvest
EVs: 252 HP / 104 Atk / 152 SpD
Brave Nature
-Wood Hammer
-Shadow Claw / Phantom Force
-Power-Up Punch
-Rest
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Crawdaunt @ Choice Band Ability: Adaptability EVs: 240 HP / 252 Atk / 16 SDef Adamant Nature - Aqua Jet - Knock Off - Crabhammer - Superpower
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>>16798581 Foxy Grandpa (Delphox)
Ability: Magician
EVs: 252 Speed, put the rest where you see fit
Timid Nature
- Attract
- Switcheroo
- Hypnosis
- Filler
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BLOOD HENTAI (Tentacruel) @Black Sludge Liquid Ooze - Acupressure - Rest -Scald -Sleep Talk/Sludge Bomb/Filler
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Hindenburg (Wailord) @ Choice Scarf Ability: Water Veil EVs: 240 Spd / 252 SAtk / 16 Atk Naive Nature - Self-Destruct - Water Spout - Ice Beam - Hidden Power [Grass]
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dive+king's rock gyarados
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>>16798581 focus sash shedinja
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haunter again pls
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>>16798587 >no speed investment >75 base speed >being able to use Me First Anonymous
>>16798587 >>16798631 Yeah, my bad. Go with 252 Spe/Jolly instead of spd.
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\What guys, no specs Tyranitar with only ice beam?
Anonymous
>>16798587 I've seen some shitty movesets in my time, but this one is special
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>>16798658 Durex is worse.
Anonymous
>>16798649 >>16798631 Maybe replace Me First with Sucker Punch? To stick with the theme?
Nonon !!kYeRmZsNItt
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>>16798732 i could dig it, but not for this round, champ uses what is suggested
Anonymous
Poke272 !!rnaaY/PAEyF
Mistakes_were_made !UFPOYv6vzI
>>16798959 been dead for like 15 min
I'll take it i guess
Anonymous
BLOOD HENTAI (Tentacruel) @Black Sludge Liquid Ooze - Acupressure - Rest -Scald -Sleep Talk/Sludge Bomb/Filler
Anonymous
muh donks (Smeargle) @ Focus Sash Ability: Own Tempo Jolly Nature EVs: 252 HP / 252 Spd / 4 Def -King's Shield -Magic Coat -Sucker Punch -Snatch
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Ralts If its KOs anyone, evolve it to Kirilia Kirilia KOs a Female evolve it to Gardevoir KOs a male, evolve it to Gallade Anything else, fuck you
Anonymous
>>16798968 Pls Return (Trevenant) @ Lum Berry
Ability: Harvest
EVs: 252 HP / 104 Atk / 152 SpD
Brave Nature
-Wood Hammer
-Shadow Claw / Phantom Force
-Power-Up Punch
-Rest
Anonymous
>>16798997 curse body anything
Nonon !!kYeRmZsNItt
Anonymous
>>16798970 champ is too retarted to post link, and battle is almost over, but here:
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-pokebankoubeta-71113530 Anonymous
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>>16799012 no, you pleb, that's not how this works.
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>>16799033 ITT: Retarded champ
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Poke272 !!rnaaY/PAEyF
Nonon !!kYeRmZsNItt
Nonon !!kYeRmZsNItt
Nonon !!kYeRmZsNItt
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>>16799009 such smeargle donks
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>>16799109 The fuck happened, champ? :^)
>forfeiting NEW CHAMP
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Poke272 !!rnaaY/PAEyF
Fucking nonon was trying to say he was still champ
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Malamar is just too stronk to handle
Nonon !!kYeRmZsNItt
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>>16799159 >Jkfsdjkfl: are you letting me win? Poke272 !!rnaaY/PAEyF
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Newtype 4699-6450-2403 (Lampent, Phantump, Drifblim) SV: {2296}
Newtype 4699-6450-2403 (Lampent, Phantump, Drifblim) SV: {2296} Sat 21 Dec 2013 06:43:05 No. 16799474 Report
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>>16799474 Arbok in a rock
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we will never find out arboks nickname
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Nonon !!kYeRmZsNItt
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>>16799537 Come on, let someone else be champ
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inb4 arbok in a rock becomes new maymaymon
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>>16799557 So this is what is screencap worthy these days? That's kind of sad.
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>stalling against the rules le epik ebin fun bro xD
Nonon !!kYeRmZsNItt
Alrighty guys, time for my final team!
Anonymous
JustinBrett !WGPHLeF9j.
Kuuga !z5e0Tfhmsg
Anonymous
>>16799624 Golem named Arbok In A Rock with stealth rock, fire punch, EQ and stone edge
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>>16799624 scope sniper oct
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>>16799624 bellyjet azumarill (nickname paul walker) with life orb
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>>16799624 arbok in a rock
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>>16799624 Hawlucha named Lobo Fuerte
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>>16799624 Torterra @ Choice Band
- Wood Hammer
- EQ
- Stone Edge
- Superpower
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>>16799624 HOLY SHIT FINALLY
Kuuga !z5e0Tfhmsg
>>16799624 >>16799629 also pls don't go with killallnerds.exe
be creative
Anonymous
Ok guys, shit, okay would this work? Slowbro Fling Recycle Slack Off Block @ Sitrus Berry
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>>16799630 le ebin new mr meme XDDDD
Anonymous
>>16799651 >genesect >creative >implying that's possible Champ, use Shift gear and 3 special moves. That's worked for me in the past and it's kek worthy
le smogon face !!S2HcNO/Z0yv
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>>16799655 Slowbro used struggle
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>>16799655 not without leppa
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>>16799655 you can recycle something your flung, can you? i think it has to be used to be recycled.
Anonymous
yay nonon will finally fuck off after having like, over 10 battles
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>>16799715 he will put a new trip and act like a new person Nonon !!kYeRmZsNItt
Anonymous
>>16799665 gensect can be creative you dum dum
choice band adamant u-turn Anonymous
We should make it so that it's automatic new champ if you do more than 5 battles so that people don't become huge faggots
Anonymous
>>16799758 b-b-b-but muh old showderp
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>>16799767 >>16799766 It's because nonon did over 10 battles and he's a huge fag
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>>16799779 >>16799758 No. We don't need silly rules like that
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>>16799755 >implying that's creative That's literally just "slap a choice band on it"
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>>16799758 >more than 5 battles The demands become more and more unreasonable over time.
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Hey, Snowderp!
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>>16799758 All this will do is spark arguments over what counts as a battle
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>>16799799 Yeah, I thought we had term limits.
Nonon !!kYeRmZsNItt
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>>16799799 >unreasonable nonon is a fucking fag
I hope you like people doing 20+ battles and never calling new champ, since apparently term limits are bad
Anonymous
>>16799842 15-20 battles is the norm you fucking monogloid.
Lime !Letrpk12Yw
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I don't think a 5 battle limit is warranted, but maybe like a 12 battle limit. 3 teams with 3-4 games each sounds fair to me, and most chumps don't even stay in that long.
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>>16799842 Have you noticed how no one is screaming "new champ"? That's because he's fun to watch. If you're fun to watch you get to stay longer. Plus this is his last team
Nonon !!kYeRmZsNItt
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Lime !Letrpk12Yw
Anonymous
Adding rules to Showderp is a pretty stupid idea. There's no moderator or anything like that to enforce the rules, so enforcement ultimately is in the hands of the community, so really it all comes down to how the community feels. I've seen champs get away with disregarding shitmon suggestions because they were loved by the community, and other champs get outright dethroned because the community hated them that much. Obviously people love this champ, otherwise a lot of people would be screaming to remove him. Even if he was champing under a term limit, people would just disregard it because he's liked.
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>>16799957 >tfw Showderp is a social contract subject to random changes Nonon !!kYeRmZsNItt
Anonymous
>>16799957 Its just showderp... a stupid circlejerk on a pokemon simulator. Why are you getting upset?
Anonymous
>>16800041 I was getting upset?
Anonymous
>>16800055 yeah, you looked like it
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Nonon !!kYeRmZsNItt
啊啊TouMAN啊啊 !vvVdhe2SOY
Mega-Touman dick (Gyarados) (M) @ Gyaradosite Ability: Intimidate Shiny: Yes EVs: 252 SDef / 252 HP / 4 Spd Modest Nature - Flail - Swagger - Attract - Hydro Pump
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>>16800281 too soon, doesn't count
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>>16800281 belch anything ;)
啊啊TouMAN啊啊 !vvVdhe2SOY
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>>16800281 Well this is awkward, I hit enter on Steam.
Nonon !!kYeRmZsNItt
Praise be to Arbok In A Rock! With that said, I call forth a New Champ to carry on the rhythm!
JustinBrett !WGPHLeF9j.
I will challenge Nonon for chump title. Give me a team.
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Balk Ducke (Porygon 2) @ eviolite Swagger Psych Up Last Resort Recover
Anonymous
i won't even set Beheeyem Skill Swap Simple Beam Calm Mind Psychic/???
Anonymous
dive+king's rock gyarados OR special mega gyarados
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Beartic with Brightpowder, Snow Cloak, and Hail.
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>>16800298 any gen 5 UU mon with a dr suess like nickname
Anonymous
>>16800296 Infiltrator Malamar with psywave
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>>16800298 Hawlucha named Lobo Fuerte
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weakness policy aggron with rock polish
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belch anything!!!
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Odds: Defiant Bisharp Evens: Eruption Typhlosion Dubs: Leaf Blade Sceptile
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>>16800298 >Justin complains about champ being shit >tfw Justin is even more shit than Nonon is Anonymous
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>>16800298 relax justin, there's no need for faggotry and showboating, you're already chimp
Anonymous
>>16800296 Fucking finally goddamn
Anonymous
>>16800303 Not clear enough. Doesn't count
>>16800307 Porygon 2? You meant Porygon2, right? Still, doesn't count
>>16800313 needs to be more specific next time. Suggestion ignored
>>16800308 >>16800310 >>16800311 >>16800312 >>16800314 >>16800315 team
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>>16800360 >Tryharding this hard because his suggestion didn't get in. Anonymous
>>16800362 you can have 6 things with megastones but only 1 can evolve per battle so chimp can choose
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>>16800362 Champ takes both and megas whichever.
Anonymous
>>16800378 wasting an itemslot
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>>16800378 Well mega is only essential for one set so he should go with king's rock gyarados
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>>16800384 > Needing items Anonymous
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>>16800384 >implying it matters in Showderp Nonon !!kYeRmZsNItt
>>16800351 Going between 5-7 games per team, with 3 teams, is the typical length of a champ's term. Only newfags think it should be shorter.
First turn forfeits don't count. Anonymous
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>>16800384 wheredoyouthinkweare.gif
>>16800388 mega sheep and charizard y you dingus
Anonymous
>>16800398 holy fucking shit i've been gone for an hour andyou're still here fuck off
啊啊TouMAN啊啊 !vvVdhe2SOY
Anonymous
>>16800398 Im going to chimp for 3 hours and be terrible, bla bla newfags
Anonymous
>>16800398 I shouldn't be seeing the same guy/girl for more than two hours.
Anonymous
>>16800428 NONON CAN FUCK OFF
NEW CHAMP
JustinBrett !WGPHLeF9j.
JustinBrett !WGPHLeF9j.
Anonymous
i hope nonon never champs again
Nonon !!kYeRmZsNItt
>>16800417 >>16800428 >>16800429 >Seriously thinking that between two and three hours isn't a typical champ reign Newfags please.
>>16800418 SORE DE NANI
>>16800434 >Saying this when there's already a new champ Anonymous
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>>16800491 >>16800554 >samefagging At least other champs do well in their games
Anonymous
>>16800554 >forgets his trip >almost gets trips nonon pls
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>>16800575 >>16800513 ad this guy to the list
啊啊TouMAN啊啊 !vvVdhe2SOY
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>>16800575 >At least other champs do well in their games Nonon !!kYeRmZsNItt
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>>16800126 you had a fucking meltdown. We had to call 911.
JustinBrett !WGPHLeF9j.
Anonymous
>>16800707 >getting walled by an articuno Anonymous
JustinBrett !WGPHLeF9j.
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>>16800822 articuno is a great special wall, but has shit typing
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>>16800822 >implying articuno is bad Anonymous
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Articuno cold as ice. Frosty ass nigga got ice in his veins.
JustinBrett !WGPHLeF9j.
啊啊TouMAN啊啊 !vvVdhe2SOY
My dick, I'm hard. Mega-Touman dick (Gyarados) (M) @ Gyaradosite Ability: Intimidate Shiny: Yes EVs: 252 SDef / 252 HP / 4 Spd Modest Nature - Flail - Swagger - Attract - Hydro Pump
Anonymous
gg no re (Charizard) @ Charizardite X Ability: Blaze EVs: 252 Spd / 168 Atk / 88 SAtk Naughty Nature - Dynamic Punch - Inferno - Dragon Rush - Hone Claws
Anonymous
>>16800873 Infiltrator Malamar with psywave
Anonymous
Weakness Policty/Leftovers Aegislash.
Anonymous
shiny azumarill named banana milk
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Justin confirmed worse than Nonon
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>>16800873 SWellow
Guts flame Orb Facade
Anonymous
>>16800887 >flame orb >attacker Anonymous
Anonymous
>>16800897 Guts cancels out the attack drop from burn
>inb4 b8 Anonymous
>>16800897 guts nullifies the attack drop shitlord.
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>>16800897 back to reddit with you
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>>16800897 r u retard?
Flame orb doesn't decrease attack when on a Guts user. It's been 3 fucking generations. You'd think people would have learned by now
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>>16800897 This is the part where you claim to have been trolling in order to save face.
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>>16800911 >>16800908 >>16800907 >not using toxic orb to get guts boost + facade Anonymous
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>Only doing 3 battles with a team
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>>16800917 >toxic orb enjoy your more fragile attacker
>inb4 flareon Anonymous
JustinBrett !WGPHLeF9j.
Can't have Dragon Rush and Hone Claws, what do?
Anonymous
>>16800961 I don't know, replace hone claws with DDance?
Last time I checked Charizard could learn both Dragon Rush and Hone claws.
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>>16800961 are you sure you tried pokebank ou? rush + hone claws has definately been usable
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>>16800971 >removing hone claws No. If anything, just change Dragon Rush to Dragon Claw
JustinBrett !WGPHLeF9j.
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>>16800961 Play on Pokebank OU
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>>16800887 >Back in gen 5, bred a perfect Jolly Swellow. >Get challenged by a bitch over the internet, wont stop. >Give in and fight. > Swellow, Aggron, and Primeape vs OU the team. >2OHKO Blissey, she tried using toxic on it like a retard. >Clean sweep >"WHAT THE FUCK. REMATCH. REMATCH. I AM THE UNDEFEATED CLAN LEADER. BITCH BITCH BITCH." >Pressured into rematch >She has Gaygar now and her other pokes are physical walls >Lose > "LIKE I SAID. UNDEFEATED." I still regret not calling out BS on that. But I decided to be the lesser sperglord and walk away. Swellow is still my bro even if it wont work anymore.
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>>16801008 She's not undefeated anymore. Not to mention having to actively counter team you to win? How sad. Hold your head up high and enjoy that great memory.
Especially when he's going to stay at the bottom of the usage tier.
JustinBrett !WGPHLeF9j.
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>>16801023 Thanks bro. I still sorta regret accepting the rematch.. but.. you have a point. It is sad.
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I don't understand the Marriland stream joke
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>>16801046 Dont bother. Its old and dead. Consider yourself spared.
JustinBrett !WGPHLeF9j.
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>>16801046 well, originally they convinced the opponent that champ is marriland streaming. Now they tell the opponent that they are marriland
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>>16801079 what the fuck is what?
啊啊TouMAN啊啊 !vvVdhe2SOY
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zunjo: FUCKIN HIT ME CUNT zunjo: YOU THINK IM MESSING AROUND
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champ.........................HURREH
JustinBrett !WGPHLeF9j.
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>>16801046 >huge crowd of peopleshow up >opponent assumes champ is a big deal >we tell him it is marriland since marriland is a "big deal" JustinBrett !WGPHLeF9j.
JustinBrett !WGPHLeF9j.
>Regigigas sweep And with that, I go to bed. New champ.
Lyra !oS1AThIWR6
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Cunt Bitch (Gardevoir) (F) @ Salac Berry Ability: Trace Shiny: Yes EVs: 252 Spd / 252 HP / 4 SDef Timid Nature - Magic Coat - Snatch - Endure - Destiny Bond
Anonymous
Swords Dance/Belly Drum Lickylicky
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hoooowwwwwmmm (Medicham) @ Medichamite Ability: Pure Power EVs: 252 SDef / 252 HP / 4 Def Calm Nature - Power Trick - Acupressure - Baton Pass - Recover
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>>16801170 Ms. December (Aurorus) @ Weakness Policy
Ability: Refrigerate
EVs: 4 Hp / 252 SAtk / 252 Spd
Timid Nature
IVs: 30 Atk / 30 Def
- Nature Power
- Ancient Power
- Thunderbolt
- Rock Polish
shunfglol !HQnBWoQEjU
Anonymous
Odds: Defiant Bisharp Evens: Eruption Typhlosion Dubs: Leaf Blade Sceptile
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>>16801170 PREDONK (Absol) @ Absolite
Ability: Justified
EVs: 252 Spd / 252 Atk / 4 SAtk
Hasty/Naive Nature
- Sucker Punch
- Pursuit
- Future Sight
- Play Rough
Anonymous
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>>16801192 oops, didn't mean to do that
Lyra !oS1AThIWR6
Next post decides the name of my alt
Anonymous
啊啊TouMAN啊啊 !vvVdhe2SOY
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>>16801203 touchesyounggrills
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>>16801203 >w-what if i lose my smogon bux Lyra !oS1AThIWR6
Need names for sceptile wooper and lickylicky
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>>16801247 be original you retard
啊啊TouMAN啊啊 !vvVdhe2SOY
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>>16801257 Oh wow my sides are in orbit man!
Anonymous
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>>16801247 name licky lmaonnaise
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>>16801247 >not making your own names >using alts >>>/out/ Anonymous
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>>16801247 Name the Wooper "Comet"
Lyra !oS1AThIWR6
Lyra !oS1AThIWR6
Lyra !oS1AThIWR6
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Lyra !oS1AThIWR6
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>>16801352 >Losing in less than 10 turns new champ pls
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I think the champ needs a new team after this.
Lyra !oS1AThIWR6
Quick, name six pokemon that aren't Hitmonchan!
Anonymous
anti-smeargle delibird (jolly max speed, spikes, rapid spin, insomnia, rest up to you)
Anonymous
DONT FUCK UP (Lucario) @ Lucarionite Ability: Steadfast EVs: 252 Spd / 252 Atk / 4 SDef Jolly Nature - Close Combat - Crunch - Extreme Speed - Swords Dance
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>>16801400 call new team champ, i have faith.
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BOOSTAN ROOSTAN (Togekiss) @ Leftovers Ability: Serene Grace EVs: 252 HP / 252 SDef / 4 Def Calm Nature - Ancient Power - Baton Pass - Roost - Stored Power
Anonymous
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Coverage Elephant (Donphan) (M) @ Assault Vest Ability: Sturdy EVs: 4 SDef / 252 HP / 252 Atk Careful Nature - Earthquake - Superpower - Seed Bomb - Ice Shard
Anonymous
>>16801425 you're mum (male gogoat with milkdrink)
Anonymous
>>16801425 hyper beam charizard
Anonymous
>>16801400 >fast and bulky mon that messes with mons that try to set up >bulky physical attacker with strong STAB and few bad type matchups >obscure niche special sweeper >unburden glass cannon with decent coverage >quagsire lite It's not the team, it's the champ
Anonymous
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>>16801444 >>16801444 MEDICHAM DIDNT KNOW ANY ATTACKS.
This fucking anon.
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>>16801462 >luck-based baton passer with the potential to make any other member of the team impossible to handle Anon, pls
Lyra !oS1AThIWR6
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Lyra !oS1AThIWR6
valty !CU75I3vNko
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>>16801497 Showderp: Home of the mad and autistic
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CHAMP THROWING MATCH I REPEAT CHAMP THROWING MATCH STROKE STROKE STROKE
Lyra !oS1AThIWR6
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Champ throwing
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chmp wy u bien stopud......
Lyra !oS1AThIWR6
Anonymous
mega ampharos named Night Ranger
Anonymous
Slaking with choice band and giga impact
Anonymous
BOOSTAN ROOSTAN (Togekiss) @ BrightPowder Ability: Serene Grace EVs: 252 HP / 252 SDef / 4 Def Calm Nature - Ancient Power - Baton Pass - Roost - Stored Power
Anonymous
GREASE LIGHTNING (Lucario) (M) @ Lucarionite Ability: Steadfast Shiny: Yes EVs: 136 Atk / 208 SAtk / 4 HP / 160 Spd Hasty Nature - Bullet Punch - Vacuum Wave - Extreme Speed - Work Up
Mr. Lister !DGJF9.I0Ro
GREASE LIGHTNING (Lucario) (M) @ Lucarionite Ability: Steadfast Shiny: Yes EVs: 136 Atk / 208 SAtk / 4 HP / 160 Spd Hasty Nature - Bullet Punch - Vacuum Wave - Extreme Speed - Work Up
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>>16801615 Pls Return (Trevenant) @ Lum Berry
Ability: Harvest
EVs: 252 HP / 104 Atk / 152 SpD
Brave Nature
-Wood Hammer
-Shadow Claw / Phantom Force
-Power-Up Punch
-Rest
Anonymous
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Mega Pinsir or Assault Vest/Infestation Goodra.
valty !CU75I3vNko
>>16801615 Gothic Waifu (Gardevoir) (F) @ Gardevoirite
Ability: Trace
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Spd / 252 SAtk / 6 HP
Modest Nature
- Hyper Voice
- Psyshock
- Reflect
- Destiny Bond
Lyra !oS1AThIWR6
Anonymous
valty !CU75I3vNko
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Mr. Lister !DGJF9.I0Ro
Anonymous
Mega Pinsir or Assault Vest/Infestation Goodra
Anonymous
Slaking with choice band and giga impact with no other moves
valty !CU75I3vNko
>>16801639 Gothic Waifu (Gardevoir) (F) @ Gardevoirite
Ability: Trace
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Spd / 252 SAtk / 6 HP
Modest Nature
- Hyper Voice
- Psyshock
- Reflect
- Destiny Bond
Anonymous
BOOSTAN ROOSTAN (Togekiss) @ Leftovers Ability: Serene Grace EVs: 252 HP / 252 SDef / 4 Def Calm Nature - Ancient Power - Baton Pass - Roost - Stored Power
Anonymous
>>16801639 Pls Return (Trevenant) @ Lum Berry
Ability: Harvest
EVs: 252 HP / 104 Atk / 152 SpD
Brave Nature
-Wood Hammer
-Shadow Claw / Phantom Force
-Power-Up Punch
-Rest
Anonymous
Mr. Lister !DGJF9.I0Ro
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SLS10 !!M+VOCCm7uhz
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>>16801639 Any OU mon using its prevo's LC moveset
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>>16801634 I'm glad its ogre
Anonymous
>>16801651 power herb xerneas
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>>16801661 with geomancy, moonblast, thunder and focus miss
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>>16801641 >>16801643 >>16801646 >>16801647 >>16801648 >>16801649 Fuck it, try ubers if you want. Team.
>check the pastebin posted in last battle >OH FUCK I'M STUCK IN BED posted in the recent pastebins on the side of the page, links to a torrent >242 MB, 1 seed 0 peers It's probably some bomb ass porn but damn if I'm going to have to wait 10 hours to get it
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>>16801651 ubers?
UGH, im out.
Anonymous
Mr. Lister !DGJF9.I0Ro
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Which pokemon is the strongest sweeper in ubers?
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valty !CU75I3vNko
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>>16801707 Probably Xerneas
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>>16801707 Arceus and Xerneas.
>>16801727 >Mewtwo Y anon pls
Mr. Lister !DGJF9.I0Ro
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Mr. Lister !DGJF9.I0Ro
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>>16801743 lister > waifu > god > literally everyone else
> arkwelder valty !CU75I3vNko
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>>16801756 >rage quitting by the 2nd turn Champ is too good.
Richie 3136-6770-9695 (Electabuzz, Dedenne, Zebstrika)
Richie 3136-6770-9695 (Electabuzz, Dedenne, Zebstrika) Sat 21 Dec 2013 11:24:36 No. 16801770 Report Quoted By:
Mr. Lister !DGJF9.I0Ro
Mr. Lister !DGJF9.I0Ro
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>>16798502 fuck, i thought i was the only one. but it works with internet explorer (no add-ons)
no joke. i guess you have the "random word are green and lead to spam and shit" issue too?