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If Pokemon were real, what type would you specialize in? Not necessarily your favorite type, but think about your actual capabilities, job, lifestyle, etc. You can only pick one type. What kind of Pokemon would realistically suit you?
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Probably Electric, to power my computer and various other gadgets
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fire pokemon, because i like to be warm. fuck heating bills.
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water because i swim competitively and live by the shore
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Normal because my life is normal and boring.
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Flying. I like to drive for fun, to cool down, and just to see new things. I think it'd be a lot more interesting if I flew around instead, and I actually do enjoy flying types. It would also shorten my hour long commute. One last fun fact: flying type is the only type that has at least one Pokemon with every other type, so picking flying is kind of cheating, cause you get them all.
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I would specialize in ground because I'm an architect and having golem, graveler, grounon and some others would make everyhing at the construction site a lot easier.
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Possibly Ice. Currently I work in a dairy/frozen box at a grocery store but you know
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>>16816817 >not picking fighting types and having Machoke trample the ground for you Anonymous
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I'm an electrical engineer so probably Ground types.
Anonymous
>>16816868 well that guy in vermillion city tried that and never did finish his building, so...
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>>16816890 That's probably because he's a cheap faggot and never got any construction materials.
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Tough choice. I would either pick Flying to be able to ride them and travel the world or I would pick Fighting so that I could train with my Pokemon in martial arts.
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>>16816628 Dark Type.
I'm in law School and I love the Edgy Type.
My clients will walk into my office were Umbreon is in a corner in an awesome basket taking a nap, a Murkrow sits in the back on my Chair and an Intimidating Malamar stands behind it.
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>>16816628 bug pokemon definitely
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normal. we'd sleep a lot and bake lots of sweets.
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>>16816628 I would specialize in having varieties of pokemon
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>>16817093 This made me sad for some reason...
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I am overweight. My life consists of standing in front of a cash register at work and sitting in front of a screen at home. I live with my parents. I have never shown interest in a girl.
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Plant type trainer
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>>16816628 Considering I'm stuck in academia, I suppose Psychic would be the obvious choice. Since I also dabble in history, Ghost would be neat as well. And since I dabble even more in mythology, Fairy sounds fitting, until you realise that's not necessarily what Fairy type is going for.
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I would specialize in Flying type pokemon.>snuggling up with firebug in the winter >chillin out maxin relaxin all cool with iceberg-table in the summer
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>>16816628 I would be an accountant or something so I'd have an Alakazam beside me. Also a Azumarill for cuddles
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>>16817387 I like your style, anon.
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>>16817281 looks like you're 100% me congrats friend
Elias 1736-1512-4937 (???, ???, ???)
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I would choose to specialize in the Ghost type. It's not just that I love ghost pokemon (Gengar has been my bro since the beginning,) but I tend to do a lot of urban exploration. I'm a serial tresspasser, often slinking off into the night to explore some abandoned somesuch or chase a paranormal legend. /x/ is my home board, and these ghosts would be a great asset to my hobby, identifying their own kind and allowing access to diving into this stuff on a deeper level.
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I work in construction so it's steel types for me.
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Fairy cos I'm gay like that, plus if there was one with decent stats, moves, and ability, it would rape so hard!!
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>>16818378 relying on stereotypes to define yourself anon.
back to base for reprogramming 4 u
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I'm a Botanist, so I suppose I would do best with grass types.
Lamp 2809-8558-7506
I'm studying to become a teacher. What does that make me?
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Flying, most definitely.
Elias 1736-1512-4937 (???, ???, ???)
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>>16818436 It's not about what type you are, it's what you think would be most beneficial to your lifestyle.
I'm actually studying to become a teacher too, but I still chose Ghost. I'm not about to jump on Psychic just because I'm a student.
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>>16818436 Same. I'd say normal type. There's something nice and domestic about your normal pokes working around the classroom or with the kids.
Personally, out of theme, I'd love an electric type set.
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>>16818436 it depends on which subject you are going to teach
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>>16816628 Psychic because I'm a Neuroscientist
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>>16816628 Normal or Psychic would fit me perfectly I think. Maybe Steel or Grass.
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fighting since i like to work out and they could help me get ripped as a machamp. if not that then dark since i like nighttime/absence of light and i'm a dick.
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>>16817309 >>16817333 >>16818352 Fairy actually makes a lot of sense for someone who needs a bit of spice in their lives.
I personally think they in the running for the friendliest type. (up there with normal)
Pokemon like Clefairy would probably take you on mini adventures, while Pokemon like Gardevoir and Togepi are linked to your positive emotions, with Togepi in specific being able to turn into good luck. Pokemon like Whimsicott, Mime Jr., and Klefki would probably prevent things from ever getting stale.
Also Metronome.
Anonymous
Grass types, I grew up in rural England so always have done reasonably well with the countryside, and i imagine chilling in the garden with some grass types would be awesome, maybe growing some food or something that would just be cool.
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flyingbecause im a bird breeder
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>>16816628 water. I'm a marine biologist by trade and live on the beach.
my favorite type is fire though.
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Dark because i love dexter and often think about gruesomely dismembering passerbys. Hate sunlight for soe reason as well. Wuld be cool to have bisharp as my pokemon bro. Imagine what he coud do to ppl in real life mwahaa
Elias 1736-1512-4937 (???, ???, ???)
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Are you twelve or something?
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I guess ghost.
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I dunno. I'm a teacher's assistant, so I guess the most obvious choice would be psychic, but since I don't really think that would help, I'd probably choose dark (my favorite type).
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>>16818555 I hope you're really good at riding a bicycle.
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>>16818547 >Just imagine going on an early morning stroll with your poke-friends and watering them along with all of your plants. That just sounds so nice anon.
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>>16816628 I work in a bakery so I figure a sturdy fire type like Torkal would take care of baking while a Minccino would help us keep the place clean.
But my dream is to become a veterinarian, so it would be pretty cool to have an Audino/Chansey be my assistant in helping heal others.
I just hope it will be proud of its power so its smarter than all the others. Anonymous
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>>16816628 I'm a swimmer so its easy
Water types
I guess most people would go for normal types
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I'm a clinical psychologist (in training), so psychic. I could see Ghost working out too, though, and probably fits me a bit better personality-wise.
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Chemical soldier in the national guard and I work in law enforcement so....a few specific Pokemon.
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>>16818658 Snorlax of course.
Gary Motherfucking Oak 1349-4417-0664 (Whirlipede, Seviper, Ariados)
Gary Motherfucking Oak 1349-4417-0664 (Whirlipede, Seviper, Ariados) Mon 23 Dec 2013 02:24:13 No. 16830807 Report Quoted By:
>>16816628 I tend to work at night outside, so probably Dark or psychic types out of the assistance they would give to working in dark and low light conditions.
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>>16816628 Studying to be an evolutionary biologist, so probably a fossil pokemon from each gen/geological time period.
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>>16823675 what are you even
implying? Anonymous
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ice would probably be best for me but i need muh rhydon
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Electrical Engineer. Guaranteed Magnemite.
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>>16817370 Fairy is a bit of girly 2cute4u, but it's also heavily rooted in mythology.
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What type fits a chaotic neutral personality?
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>>16831816 >using an electric type that will fuck up your work instead of based Ground types Anonymous
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>artist >smeargle >also do an equal amount 3D art >All porygons fuck this shit, I'd just have ones that can be my fucking bros for life. Mismagius for fucking life
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I live on an island in canada, so there's Grass, water, rock, flying, normal, ice. the rare ghost and psychic. Not many venomous animals here so not many non grass poision pokemon.
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>>16831925 Nice
Epic
I like it.
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>>16818505 I'd have trouble keeping up with those sprightly bastards.
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Fighting, because i'm a judo practitioner. Too bad Throh sucks ingame.
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>>16832562 >Too bad Throh sucks ingame. u wot m8
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>>16832578 I like using him, but he according to smogon he is in the nu tier. I just assumed he is outclassed by other fighting pokemon.
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>>16832613 That's competitively, not in-game.
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>>16832613 Tiers don't necessarily mean outclassed. Throh is good in NU yes, most people may not like it because muh hyper offensive. Throw is a bulky attacker and requires team support to be effective.
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>>16832638 Yeah, sorry, thats what i actually meant.
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Probably Flying(Diverse Typing) or Psychic(Math and Science) since I'll be an Engineer. For my personality, definitely Fire and/or Fighting, or Electric.
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Water or Grass because they're easy and I'm lazy.
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I'd probably be a smogonfag, because I really doubt that I'd need Pokemon to help me do anything. I'd only keep them around for sport.
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>>16837891 i wouldn't mind a furrent since am always walking around and my room is covered in socks,scarfs, and sweaters. I work at a movie theater so i suppose he could help me clean in between the seats =
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>>16816628 Normal because I would Chill with My Bro's Slacking and Snorlax All day and look super thin by comparison. I mean the real reason Is I'm super lazy and depressed but lets pretend its the skinny thing,
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For me it would be Dark-Type..........
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>>16838116 Is this real life
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>>16838116 looks like winter break's finally begun
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I'm an artist, which doesn't really link to any pokemon other than Smeargle.
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>>16816628 Coast Guard PO3 here. After I graduate Airman school in July I'll be applying for AST school (rescue swimmer) for the January class so water is the only type that makes sense. Worked as a lifeguard until I enlisted and always loved the water.
Would rock :
Clawitzer
Cloyster
Crawdaunt
Huntail
Carracosta
Jellicent
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>>16823675 >Pelipper >Swanna Anonymous
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I workout and have had multiple jobs that involve manual labor. So I think fighting type.>tfw my gym bro is Machamp
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I work with horses on a horse farm and ride, so I think it would be less of a type and more of a farm theme?
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>MFW when I adore ghost-types, but my job/friends/family don't reflect that AT ALL. >MFW "realistically" I'd be stuck with fairy-types.
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I'm a genuine faggot. Not the flamboyant type but I guess I still qualify as Fairy type.
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>>16817281 You'd have a snorlax as your only pokemon
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Ice because i like cold and hate summer.
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Probably ground or maybe grass since I work in GIS.
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>>16838642 >Fairy Fighting, anon
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I'm studying philosophy and politics.Fairy of course.
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Aren't there online quizzes for this shit? Anyone mind linking one of those "what type are you" personality tests that you think are accurate.
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Work in a factory building engines, so I guess steel.>Forretress >Scizor >Empoleon >Excadrill >Mawile >Aggron
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>>16838687 Wait what? What makes faggots fighting type? They dont do any core manual labor jobs. You dont see faggots working at construction or see a world famous fighter that's a faggot. So how would you justify it?
>inb4 cuz of bara lol Anonymous
No idea, could be anything.inb4 someone actually calls me a lazy fat fuck
Anonymous
>>16838733 Sounds like Polywrath would be your bro
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>>16838755 >Poliwrath I can work with this, he was a solid bro in FR/LG
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I work in security.
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Steel types.>run four slide machines making small metal parts >deal with all sorts of metals all day
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I wouldn't have a set type, i'd just have a bunch of cat pokemon-hear me out. I'd be a comical black and white striped sweater wearing cat burglar. I'd roam the streets at night with my Prankster Liapard robbing rich pokefolks, charming them with my skitty while my Persian stole their loot. Stealing masterballs and pokeflutes and shit. Dat thug life.
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>>16816628 Grew up by the seaside so realistically I'd have Water types due to the abundance of them.
I'd be running:
Quagsire
Gyarados
Azumarill
Vaporeon
Ludicolo
Kingdra
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I grew up in a town where they hadn't completely destroyed 80% of plant life, so there where still a fuckton of trees, so there where woods and forests still all over the place. I lived near some woods, so I'd probably end up specializing in Bug, Grass, Flying, and Normal types.
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Dark type because I'm edgy
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well i work in a psych hospital just floor staff tho so psychic or fairy would probably be the most helpful there, most likely fairy because a lot of psychic types are creepy fuckers. my favorite type is actually flying though and there so real drawbacks to using flying types
Velkyn 3024-6412-8806 (Sawsbuck, Tangela, Maractus)
Velkyn 3024-6412-8806 (Sawsbuck, Tangela, Maractus) Mon 23 Dec 2013 17:39:21 No. 16839537 Report Normal. Because I'm takin' care of kids and that kind of shit.
Velkyn 3024-6412-8806 (Sawsbuck, Tangela, Maractus)
Velkyn 3024-6412-8806 (Sawsbuck, Tangela, Maractus) Mon 23 Dec 2013 17:44:53 No. 16839614 Report Quoted By:
>>16839537 To continue this, I know I'd have: Porygon2, Litleo, and helioptile. Would also appreciate a Noctowl, Deerling/Sawsbuck, and Audino. (Avoiding the rare stuff like Chansey or Eevee, which would be awesome.)
Anonymous
What type would help me out the most?
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>>16840271 Rotom sounds like a pretty good friend for you
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I'm going with grass.
