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THINGS GARDEVOIR WILL BREED WITH:
-a candle
-a lava slug
-a coffin
-a disembodied head
-a pile of goo
-a balloon
-a pumpkin
-a jellyfish

THINGS GARDEVOIR WILL NOT BREED WITH
-you

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Dec 2013 20:10:08 No.16824536 Report

Quoted By: >>16824580

Gardevoir is amorphous, so I don't get why people assume it's human like genetalia. For god's sake, it's related to spiritbomb, drifblim, trevenant, and gengar

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Dec 2013 20:11:05 No.16824549 Report

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I wonder if Pangoro is soft as a cushion or hard beneath the fur packing with muscles

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Dec 2013 20:11:14 No.16824553 Report

Quoted By: >>16827945

fuck i want pangoro to hug me so hard while hes fucking me

so bara~

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Dec 2013 20:12:06 No.16824567 Report

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> Its many members are based on a variety of things such as gases, blobs, inanimate objects and soft-bodied organisms.
> soft-bodied organisms.

Gardevoir confirmed soft

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Dec 2013 20:12:07 No.16824568 Report

Quoted By:

>>16824515
Not until I put on my jellyfish costume
then all bets are off

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Dec 2013 20:12:14 No.16824572 Report

Quoted By: >>16827715 >>16827754

>>16824515
I want Magcargo to lick my asshole

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Dec 2013 20:12:34 No.16824580 Report

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>>16824515
you forgot the tree.
>>16824536
she's only in the amorphus egg group so that she can get good special egg moves.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Dec 2013 20:12:37 No.16824583 Report

Quoted By:

>>16824428
he's such a teddy bear this episode

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Dec 2013 20:14:58 No.16824613 Report

Quoted By: >>16824647 >>16824665 >>16824705

Lmao

Hawlucha isn't in the same egg group as other Bird-like pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Dec 2013 20:17:10 No.16824647 Report

Quoted By: >>16824719

>>16824613
>Hawlucha will never get Brave Bird
>Hawlucha will never give Staraptor/Talonflame Hi Jump Kick

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Dec 2013 20:17:21 No.16824652 Report

Quoted By:

>>16824453
his hand are that big no wonder why he always have them close.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Dec 2013 20:17:45 No.16824659 Report

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gardevoir is an abberation. I thought this was a known thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Dec 2013 20:18:05 No.16824665 Report

Quoted By:

>>16824613
He's not a bird, its a costume

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Dec 2013 20:18:54 No.16824679 Report

Quoted By:

>>16824453
Where are the thumbs?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Dec 2013 20:20:40 No.16824705 Report

Quoted By:

>>16824613
Probably because it isn't a bird.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Dec 2013 20:21:27 No.16824719 Report

Quoted By: >>16824793

>>16824647
>wants Talonflame to get HJK
Kill yourself. That doesn't even make sense.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Dec 2013 20:26:18 No.16824793 Report

Quoted By: >>16827666

>>16824719
His signature is a shit move

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Dec 2013 23:17:08 No.16827666 Report

Quoted By: >>16830525

>>16824793
Talonflame=/=Hawlucha

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 22 Dec 2013 23:20:18 No.16827715 Report

Quoted By: >>16827754

>>16824572

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 22 Dec 2013 23:23:04 No.16827754 Report

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>>16827715
>>16824572

Pocket (2852-8433-6274) Steel Safari

Pocket (2852-8433-6274) Steel Safari Sun 22 Dec 2013 23:34:57 No.16827945 Report

Quoted By:

>>16824553
I want Pangoro to hug me into submission

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Dec 2013 01:25:32 No.16829984 Report

Quoted By:

pangoro bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Dec 2013 01:34:45 No.16830143 Report

Quoted By: >>16830386

>>16824515
THINGS GARDEVOIR WILL BREED WITH:
-a candle
-a lava slug
-a regular slug
-a cloud
-a coffin
-a disembodied head
-a pile of goo
-a balloon
-a pumpkin
-a jellyfish
-a punching bag
-a fetus
-a living stomach
-a fish
-an eel
-a ghost
-electricity
-a chime
-a tree
-a doll

THINGS GARDEVOIR WILL NOT BREED WITH
-you

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Dec 2013 01:51:40 No.16830386 Report

Quoted By: >>16830461

>>16830143
I basically am a living stomach, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Dec 2013 01:54:45 No.16830415 Report

Quoted By: >>16830436

Does Panguro not have eyes?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Dec 2013 01:56:29 No.16830436 Report

Quoted By:

>>16830415
Pangoro does, but Panguro's were gouged out by a Machoke who proceeded to skullfuck the bloody socket.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Dec 2013 01:57:54 No.16830461 Report

Quoted By:

>>16830386
Quite being butthurt, Snorlax.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Dec 2013 02:02:24 No.16830525 Report

Quoted By: >>16830798 >>16830963

>>16827666
Hawlucha's better anyways. He can survive a Brave Bird, use Rest, eat your chesto/lum berry to activate Unburden, and then Acrobatics gets its boost. You can even bulk up one turn, assuming Talonflame doesn't have a priority move.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Dec 2013 02:23:36 No.16830798 Report

Quoted By:

>>16830525
I really don't think Hawlucha can survive a Life Orb boosted priority Brave Bird.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Dec 2013 02:34:55 No.16830963 Report

Quoted By:

>>16830525
>assuming Talonflame doesn't have a priority move.
Are you retarded?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Dec 2013 02:39:02 No.16831030 Report

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Pangoro and Hawlucha can mate?

oh my

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