I believe in Smogon,
the tier-maker almighty,
Creator of OU and Ubers,
and in Showdown, his only sim our base,
who was conceived by the internet,
born of the Pokemon coding,
suffered under DDOS attacks,
was shut down, off and was put under maitinence;
he descended into hell;
on the third day he rose again from the dead;
he ascended into the internet,
and is seated at the right hand of Smogon almighty;
from there he will come to judge the newfags and the skilled.
I believe in the Metagame,
the Smogon tier system,
the banning of OP mons,
the forging of new strategies,
the constant cookie cutter teams,
and my always low rating. Amen.
