>>16913853One question for every number in this post:
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1. Will I die happy?
2. Will China ever invade the US?
3. Are pancakes superior to waffles?
4. Will Jesus do my math homework?
5. Will Obama ban furfaggotry?
6. Will I regain shekels after Christmas shopping?
7. Will Fox News Studio ever combust?
8.
Will Pokemon ever be a real thing?
Because god hasn't been good to us. I mean, he COULD spend some time figuring out how that would work, but no, Malaria instead.