>>16936471Step 1: Firstly, break the fourth wall and Scratch attack that person who writes your dialogue for the English dub. It's painful.
Step 2: Separate Ash, the twerps, and Pikachu.
Step 3: Get one of your electric-proof nets and stick it in a mobile, electric-proof and, most importantly, FAST, robot.
Step 4: Equip the robot with PRACTICAL (read: not quirky) weaponry in case, for whatever reason, the twerps catch up due to your wacky antics. A good guideline to think of during this step is:
>would this be banned in the dub?If it is, it's probably far more practical than anything you've used in the past.
Step 5: If the twerps come after you, shoot them with said weapons.
Step 6: No motto. Gives the twerps too much time to think and react. Alongside your weapons, surprise is your best bet!
