>you will never be May
>you will never be woefully oblivious to the fact that the stank of your bike shorts, which have gone unwashed for three weeks, will never clear a locker room at a Pokemon contest
>your BO will never negatively impact your score during the appeals round of a contest
>you will never fart during a post-contest interview, nearly killing the interviewer and causing irreversible damage to the news equipment, as well as the owner's mental stability
>your panties will never reek from the smell of your Cloyster's acidic, juicy excretions
