Duskull
Quoted By:
>>16939884 Best detective on the case
Spinda
>>16939844 >>16939877 Damnit! Duskull, own up to your crime!
>>16939900 Uh, what the fuck is this?
Detective Gary Oak 1349-4417-0664 (Whirlipede, Seviper, Ariados)
Detective Gary Oak 1349-4417-0664 (Whirlipede, Seviper, Ariados) Sat 28 Dec 2013 03:31:30 No. 16939943 Report Quoted By:
Alright, its time to find this killer everyone!
Detective Furret
Quoted By:
>>16939884 Alright men we still have a killer! I will use all the power I can to catch him!
Plusle and Minun
Help us find our cousin pachirisu guys
Slowpoke
Magmortar
Quoted By:
The entire Electabuzz family was slaughtered. Electivire was my best friend. I'm taking over this investigation.
Anonymous
Muk
Quoted By:
Alright, if my vast intelligence is correct, it's 95% likely it's the butler.
Duskull
Quoted By:
Killer incoming
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Someone update me, i'm going to scout the area for information.
Anonymous
Detective Gary Oak 1349-4417-0664 (Whirlipede, Seviper, Ariados)
Detective Gary Oak 1349-4417-0664 (Whirlipede, Seviper, Ariados) Sat 28 Dec 2013 03:32:46 No. 16939980 Report Quoted By:
>>16939941 86 that cake Spinda, we've got a killer to find and murders to solve.
Detective Furret
Quoted By:
>>16939949 IF I find him I will protect you cousin. Leave while you still can young ones.
Beeslash
Lilligant
Quoted By:
How are we supposed to sleep soundly at night knowing such a dangerous criminal is on the loose...?
Slowpoke
Muk
Wait, NOW I KNOW THE TRUTH!
Anonymous
Regigigas
Quoted By:
Reporting in, I'll crush grip that murderer so hard he'll be dead before i even finish squeezing him
Duskull
Quoted By:
>>16939988 >>16939977 dead and dead R.I.P.
Other X
Quoted By:
It was none other than...........
Anonymous
Heliolisk
Detective Furret
Quoted By:
>>16939999 MUK IS THE KILLER!
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>16939999 Killer confirmed
Magmortar
Quoted By:
Nobody worry. I've got this covered.
Plusle and Minun
>>16939977 dear doge, do you know where cousin pachi is?
we are worried ;_;
Ludicolo
Quoted By:
HEY GUYS I FUCKIN EVOLVED OR SOME SHIT IT'S ME LOMBRE
>>16939977 >>16939988 AH SHIT
Lilligant
Quoted By:
>>16939999 It's him, Detectives!!
Arrest this Pokémon!!
Detective Gary Oak 1349-4417-0664 (Whirlipede, Seviper, Ariados)
Detective Gary Oak 1349-4417-0664 (Whirlipede, Seviper, Ariados) Sat 28 Dec 2013 03:34:06 No. 16940031 Report Quoted By:
>>16939999 Well well well. The truth comes out. Haul him away detectives.
Detective Porygon 2
>>16939999 I'LL KILL YOUUUUUU
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>16939999 YOU STEAL MEN'S SOULS.
Togetic
Quoted By:
I WILL bring this criminal to justice!
Shedinja
Quoted By:
I too, will offer my services for as long as my husk will withstand the toils of time. My time may be short, but my potential limitless.
Muk
>>16939999 N-no wait! IT'S ALL A MISUNDERSTANDING!
Other X
Quoted By:
>>16939999 QUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Duskull
Heliolisk
Quoted By:
>>16940033 Porygon2! It was too soon!
Slowpoke
Quoted By:
>>16939999 Hey guys I think Muk is the killer
Magmortar
Quoted By:
>>16939999 YOU KILLED MY BEST FRIEND'S FAMILY!
HOW COULD YOU?
Typhlosion
Quoted By:
>>16940033 ;_;7
we don't stand a chance
Detective Furret
Quoted By:
>>16940033 NO NOT PORYGON2!
>>16939999 You're coming with me criminal!
Pachirisu
Quoted By:
>>16940025 guys im here!
we just need to find emolga and dedenne so we can leave
Ludicolo
Quoted By:
>>16939999 WELL, THAT WAS QUICK
Regigigas
Quoted By:
>>16939999 So it was you, why i'm going to turn you into an uglier son of a bitch than you already are.
Deoxys
We need to get this shit settled! Everyone sit the fuck down and we're getting to the bottom of this... Looking at you Shedinja and Duskull.
Togetic
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>>16939999 YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD. YOU KILLED EXCADRILL
Spinda
>>16939977 doge is kill
wow >>16939988 Noo, Beeslash!
>>16939999 M-Muk! How could you, you heartless bastard!
>blaming it on doge wow much hate such trickery Anonymous
Detective Gary Oak 1349-4417-0664 (Whirlipede, Seviper, Ariados)
Detective Gary Oak 1349-4417-0664 (Whirlipede, Seviper, Ariados) Sat 28 Dec 2013 03:35:58 No. 16940084 Report Quoted By:
>>16940048 save it. Its off to the jails with you.
Good work detectives. May those we lost never be forgotten.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>16939999 You tried to frame it on butlers and Durants!
Leavanny
Quoted By:
>>16940067 It's over. Muk was the only killer. We have him reprimanded, nobody else will die.
Duskull
>>16940048 WE KNOW IT WAS YOU
JUST ADMIT IT!
Unless... SHEDINJA PAYED YOU TO DO IT
Excadrill
Quoted By:
>>16939999 You missed. You got me good, but you missed anything critical.
I'll tell Paulie.
Slowpoke
Quoted By:
>>16940067 You're slower than me nigga
RIP in peace
And on this day, the entire Porygon family was killed by Muk
Muk
It's a setup! I am being framed! The reality is that it's Moot, Durant, the Butler AND the Dog playing tricks with your mind! I am innocent!
Bidoof
Shedinja
Quoted By:
>>16940067 You judge incorrectly. It is the slime that consumed them all. Persecute him, so that you may maintain your presence on the physical plane.
Anonymous
Magmortar
Quoted By:
>>16940077 NOBODY MOVE! THERE IS OBVIOUSLY ANOTHER KILLER
Porygon
Quoted By:
Guys, Porygon wasn't dead. Porygon was just in recycling bin. Wonder if Porygon-Z is ok too.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
G-guys, th-there's a se-second killer.
Excadrill
>>16940098 I will earthquake you to shit.
Detective Gary Oak 1349-4417-0664 (Whirlipede, Seviper, Ariados)
Detective Gary Oak 1349-4417-0664 (Whirlipede, Seviper, Ariados) Sat 28 Dec 2013 03:37:26 No. 16940123 Report Quoted By:
>>16940098 Save it for the courts.
Detective Furret
Quoted By:
>>16940098 You killed the poor innocent doge!
I'm sending you to jail!
Togetic
Quoted By:
>>16940098 Tell it to the judge, you glob of shit!
Lombre
This thread is now a mourning thread for the lost.>Linoone
Typhlosion
Anonymous
Shedinja
Quoted By:
>>16940088 Why would I feel compelled to hire a murderer? Have you examined my back lately? ehehehehehehe....
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>16940098 You killed my WAIFU! You heartless monster!
Leavanny
Anonymous
>>16938466 Random Anonymous 1>>16938977 Bowser>>16939155 Electivire>>16939199 Miltank>>16939366 Excadrill>>16939411 Hitmontop>>16939422 Meloetta>>16939433 Porygon-Z>>16939466 Linoone>>16939488 Scrafty>>16939511 Porygon>>16939644 Hawlucha>>16939655 Waluigi>>16939755 Sceptile>>16939788 Heatmor>>16939833 Patrick Bateman>>16939844 Electabuzz>>16939877 Spyro>>16939900 Chimcholio>>16939977 Doge>>16939988 BeeslashAll killed by Muk
>>16939999 RIP.
Nevar forget.
Detective Furret
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>>16940129 I'm leaving you in charge of counting the number of deaths.
Get the names and we'll make a call to their familys.
Anonymous
Slowpoke
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>>16940145 Huh? When did they die?
Duskull
Ludicolo
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>>16940145 Nicely done Gengar. Much less casualties than last time.
Togetic
Quoted By:
>>16940145 12/27....I-I will never forget! ;_;7
Spinda
So I'm not dead right? Because that'd be really weird if I was.
Enforcer Golurk
Excadrill
Quoted By:
>>16940145 I'm fine. I'm in the hospital, but I'm fine.
Porygon-Z
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>>16940092 Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh!!
Do I get to see the funeral?!
Can Porygon and Porygon2 come too?!
We can't transcend the physical world anymore but it'll be the funs!!
I can't wait for the absurdity of Porygon-Z's funeral!!
For now though the Porygons must go back to the data banks!! So much to do so much to [REDACTED]!!!
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>16940155 zombies are kill?
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>16940129 But there's another killer on the loose!
Don't worry. I, the flaming haired burning eyed hunter will find and kill this monster!
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>16940172 No you're not, killer was caught. I think.
Regigigas
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>>16940145 Well that's much more than I would like, but that's what happens when I show up late to help, the damage has already been done.
Porygon
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Porygon is ok. I restored Porygon from recycle bin.
Furfrou
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>>16940155 We have another killer out there.
Detective Gary Oak 1349-4417-0664 (Whirlipede, Seviper, Ariados)
Detective Gary Oak 1349-4417-0664 (Whirlipede, Seviper, Ariados) Sat 28 Dec 2013 03:41:14 No. 16940209 Report Quoted By:
>>16940145 Very good. Send word to the families or what is left of them and let us all move on from this terrible ordeal.
Detective Furret
>>16940145 Good work sir.
You have done a service for the lost.
You've all done a great job, but now it's time to rest easy... For now.
In memory of Linoone. We hardly knew you...
Excadrill
Quoted By:
I'm out for now. I'll heal up for another thread.
Porygon
>>16940214 Linoone was a homosexual. You all should be praising Porygon, and my lost brethren.
Peacock
Quoted By:
Hey ya maroons, whats goin on?
Slowpoke
>>16940233 I thought I emptied the recycling bin last time
Muk (In the van)
I will confess to the truth! But I didn't kill them! I was only covering for them! The real killer was THE ILLUMINATI! AND THE ALIIIIIIIENS!
Shedinja
>>16940277 And thus the axe falls upon executioner. How neat.
Porygon
>>16940255 Slowpoke, emptying it 5 minutes ago doesn't delete something that was restored 10 minutes ago. Now get to praising Porygon.
Peacock
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>>16940277 Wait a second, Muk just died?
What the hell, that can only mean, THERES ANOTHER KILLER
Detective Furret
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>>16940277 Nice try Muk but we know that-
WAit... Someone shot him dead in the car!
Someone screen shot this thread please? Anonymous
Slowpoke
Anonymous
Anonymous
Heliolisk
Quoted By:
>>16940277 He was.. telling the truth?!
Porygon-Z
>>16940301 Porygon what is getting into you?!
Silly Porygon we are staying in cyberspace now!!
Lets go look at some data,Porygon-Z's treat!!
I won't burn it!!
Porygon
Quoted By:
>>16940323 Porygon restored once again!
Detective Furret
Quoted By:
Glaceon is the new suspect!
>>16940333 Furfrou
Excadrill
Word from the underground!
>>16940333 Slowpoke
Porygon
Quoted By:
>>16940360 That's what they want Porygon and Porygon-Z to do. They do not control Porygon!
Remu 4871-4498-7869 [2Spookytype] !!RIyKvtVAc9i
Remu 4871-4498-7869 [2Spookytype] !!RIyKvtVAc9i Sat 28 Dec 2013 03:50:23 No. 16940407 Report >>16940340 >>16940313 tfw that's my mudkip Anonymous
Slowbro
'Sup guys
Detective Furret
>>16940381 Officer you shouldn't be out of bed!
Get your rest or you might get struck down again!
Furfrou
>>16940431 I think you might want to sit down
>>16940388 Anonymous
>>16940342 Wish I had the list of the massive amount of people who were killed in the first attack. Easily triple the amount of the ones who died in this one.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>16940407 >mfw I was the OP of that thread. Excadrill
Quoted By:
>>16940432 Indeed. I'll see y'all later.
Detective Furret
Are suspect is down!
>>16940411 Peacock
Quoted By:
>>16940381 Dammit,another lead dead.
Anonymous
Heliolisk
Porygon
Quoted By:
>>16940460 Porygon didn't die though, so don't worry.
Slowbro
Quoted By:
>>16940453 As long as he's home for dinner. It's his turn to cook tonight
Shigeru Miyamoto
Detective Furret
Quoted By:
>>16940499 Oh fuck anon is dead.
arceus
I am a being of all knowing
Shigeru Miyamoto
>>16940509 The killer can somehow kill people who are vanned. That's for certain.
Duskull
Detective Furret
>>16940551 Is it the police themselfs then?
Or is it... Moot.
Duskull
Porygon
Quoted By:
>>16940559 You've got that right.
Charizard
If muk is dead, that isn't there another killer out there?
Slowbro
Quoted By:
>>16940577 Well it certainly isn't this guy
Heliolisk
Quoted By:
>>16940551 So the chances are they can break into places with ease, who was near the van at the time?!
Peacock
Quoted By:
>>16940577 oh crap furrets down
arceus
Quoted By:
>>16940588 oh, poor soul, I am sorry. I'm afraid I saw it coming, but had not the time to warn you.
Anonymous
Shigeru Miyamoto
>>16940577 >>16940588 Oh no no no, that's not good. Especially not the detective. We really needed you.
Porygon
Quoted By:
>>16940591 We all know who's going to be your killer. Those sneaky pebbles may just be in the shadows. Porygon made a funny joke!
Just an ordinary oddish
Two cops down within Minutes of each Other
Furfrou
arceus
Quoted By:
>>16940622 again, I am forced to see another soul pass before my realm
Peacock
Quoted By:
>>16940622 the deaths just dont stop
Detective Porygon
Quoted By:
>>16940622 He's homosex anyway. I'm the new protagonist.
Woody
Heliolisk
Duskull
Quoted By:
Spirits can't die fgts
arceus
>>16940642 I know who it is, but it is not my place to meddle.
Heliolisk
>>16940671 Sheriff! We got a problem--
>>16940688 God is dead!
Detective Porygon
>>16940671 Greetings. Porygon sure is glad to see a sherif.
Detective Sentret
D-don't worry about my father... I will solve this case to avenge my father!
Woody
>>16940696 >>16940705 What seems to be the problem
Peacock
Detective Porygon
Quoted By:
>>16940708 How is he your father? He was more homosex than a female Mr. Mime.
Whimsicott
I THINK I KNOW HOW THE KILLER KILLS!
Heliolisk
>>16940708 Stick to the sides for this one.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
heyhasanyoneseenmycreepyassbrotheraroundlatelyimeanithinkhe'smybrotheridon'tknowdoshedinjaevenhavegenderi'maninjasknotabiologist
Detective Porygon
>>16940741 Well how is he?
Detective Sentret
>>16940730 Woody get out it's not worth it!
We've lost too many great men.
>>16940755 B-but you're dead...
Whimsicott
Quoted By:
Basically the killer-
>>16940755 No! Heliolisk! Please talk to us!
Duskull
sunkern
Quoted By:
hello everyo-
>>16940755 oh my what
Furfrou
>>16940741 Tell us! Before he strikes again
Peacock
Quoted By:
>>16940755 Shit not heliolisk
Anonymous
Woody
>>16940783 Don't worry son. I've got this undercontrol
Whimsicott
>>16940778 >>16940793 You know how he killed Muk in the police van? And yet there was no bullet holes or even any sounds of gunshots? It must have been psychic powers!
I believe the killer is a psychic type pokemon!
Detective Porygon
Quoted By:
>>16940802 Now this is a plot twist. Well played. Well played, indeed. Porygon commends you.
Detective Sentret
>>16940819 Let's do this together.
I have a theory that Muks accomplice must be a poison type!
sunkern
Quoted By:
I was born the day of the killings.
Anonymous
Whimsicott
Quoted By:
>>16940802 Nah, you look too dumb and stupid to have psychic powers. It's impossible for you to have done it.
Detective Porygon
>>16940838 You know Porygon is here too right? Besides Porygon has this whole case under control. Just go back to the day care.
Simisear
Oh heavens, sweeties, this is still going on? Don't worry honeys, I'll figure it out!
Detective Porygon
>>16940883 Good. You can be Porygon's fabulous assistant.
Detective Sentret
>>16940873 I can do this!
I was orphaned by this mad man and I rather die then let him get away with killing my father!
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>16940883 Simisear to the rescue!
Whimsicott
Quoted By:
>>16940838 That's a fine theory, but have the victims been tested for poisoning?
Woody
Quoted By:
>>16940825 That would make sense considering psychic is SE against poison
Anonymous
Quoted By:
And people say we aren't infested with kids from Facebook and tumblr
Ninjask
>>16940873 hey!that'snotverynicedetectiveporygonperhapsyoushouldgobacktomannersschoolwheretheycanteachyouMANNERS
alsowhereisthekilleristhereevenakillerWHOKNOWSIDON'T. ordoI?
Anonymous
Simisear
Quoted By:
>>16940896 And maybe I can be a little bit more if we both survive this sugar
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Killer on the loose?
Whimsicott
Quoted By:
>>16940926 You don't look very psychic either.
Detective Porygon
>>16940901 He tried to delete Porygon twice. That's right TWICE. I've got this, little homosexual.
Anonymous
Whimsicott
>>16940922 Oh no, not Ninjask! I can't believe I didn't pay enough attention!
Detective Porygon
Quoted By:
>>16940922 Thank Silph he's gone.
Bergmite
Quoted By:
>>16940922 Ninjask, you need caffeine. I can almost understand you.
Peacock
What if it was not a pokemon?
Detective Sentret
Quoted By:
>>16940945 You doubt my skills as a detective? My father has taught me everything he knows up until now.
>>16940922 Oh shit...
Woody
Quoted By:
>>16940966 Clearly you weren't paying attention if you just let yourself get killed.
Furfrou
>>16940966 >>16940922 OH GOD OH GOD I DONT WANNA DIE
Anonymous
Detective Porygon
Quoted By:
>>16941003 If you don't calm down Porygon will kill you for sure.
Detective Sentret
>>16941003 GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF!
Anonymous
Woody
Quoted By:
>>16941003 Calm down deputy
Captain Unova
>>16941019 Aren't you a little too young to be involved in dangerous situations like this?
Detective Porygon
>>16941019 Porygon's got this. Stand down.
Lord Skelington the Third
Quoted By:
You'll never catch me!
Peacock
Quoted By:
>>16941026 oh shit we have a suspect
>>16941008 i laughed irl
Giratina
Everyone keep your eyes peeled. I think the killer will strike again soon.
Gardevoir
Captain Unova
Quoted By:
>>16941072 When I see him, I will strike him down for sure.
Detective Sentret
>>16941045 I might be small but I can handle myself
>>16941046 Why won't you let me avenge my father?
Anonymous
Porygon
>>16941090 Because you'd have to delete Porygon to avenge him!
Drifloon
>>16941072 Oh gawd, is no one safe?
Marowak
Quoted By:
Oh dearie me. This is a bit of a mess, isn't it?
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>16941079 Will your black hole making powers save us from the killer?
Detective Sentret
>>16941138 What are you talking? He's fine Drifloon.
>>16941131 A-are you the killer...?
Anonymous
Alakazam
Quoted By:
Fools, all of you.
Anonymous
Lord Skelington the Third
Quoted By:
>>16941072 You don't really think he'll get you, do you?
Anonymous
>>16941177 Wh-what? Who is kill?
Drifloon
Quoted By:
>>16941177 Aww fuck.. another one
Captain Unova
Quoted By:
Is it just me, or did I see the shadow of the killer?
Anonymous
Peacock
>>16941199 OH GOD SPURDOS DOWN
Detective Sentret
Quoted By:
>>16941199 Pedobear's down!
>>16941177 I-I'm not sure which one is dead here...
Porygon
>>16941174 Just leave Senret. Nothing with a base stat total of 215 can handle itself.
Anonymous
Woody
Quoted By:
>>16941177 >>16941199 >>16941211 The killer certainly is a sneaky one
Captain Unova
>>16941211 >>16941233 Innocent bypassers has fallen! Someone call the ambulance!
Honchkrow
So, you're looking for a murderer, eh?
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Guys i think i am kill
Drifloon
>>16941258 I-it's too late for them Captain
Detective Sentret
>>16941230 I'll evolve soon! I promise!
I'll be as great as my father and you'll see.
>>16941277 Fadora down!
Captain Unova
Quoted By:
>>16941277 Not even mob bosses deserve this.
Marowak
Quoted By:
>>16941224 Calm down! Panic will surely lead to more deaths! Calm and composure are key in this situation.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Looking for me?
Peacock
Quoted By:
>>16941277 looks like he found you
Captain Unova
>>16941283 I cling on to the hope that there's still chances.
Detective Sentret
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>16941277 Bet you wish you believed in Arceus now huh?
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>16941300 I am also so very sorry
Detective Porygon
>>16941289 Porygon is taking the title of detective once more! Soon is not fast enough. Just leave before you face the same fate as your male parent.
Lord Skelington the Third
Quoted By:
This is getting rather Spooky don't you think?
Anonymous
Woody
>>16941333 I'm watching you sonny.
Whitney
Quoted By:
How l-lewd is this killer?
Anonymous
>>16941338 Detective!
I think I found him!:
>>16941333 Detective Sentret
Quoted By:
>>16941333 C-captain... You. You're a suspect of these murders!
>>16941351 I will help no mater what you say!
Peacock
Marowak
>>16941333 You're looking very suspicious. Anything you wish to say, dear?
Captain Unova
Quoted By:
>>16941354 >>16941360 I understand what I just did is suspicious, but I guarantee you all that it's only because I want to find the scumbag.
Drifloon
Lord Skelington the Third
Quoted By:
>>16941333 Sure you do, meatbag.
Detective Porygon
Quoted By:
>>16941383 You refer to Porygon, you homosex.
So Captain, why?
Detective Sentret
Quoted By:
>>16941400 OH NO ! The trust has been broken!
Anonymous
Anonymous
Captain Unova
>>16941394 Don't bother hitting me. I am impervious to all forms of damage except for my weakness.
Drifblim
>>16941400 Noooo! My baby!
Alakazam
Quoted By:
>>16941333 DO YOU BELIEVE ME NOW?
Marowak
>>16941429 And what would this weakness be exactly?
Captain Unova
>>16941458 Why, it's moondust.
Detective Sentret
Quoted By:
>>16941451 Miss stay back! We can't have any more deaths!
Quagsire
Detective Porygon
Quoted By:
>>16941429 Porygon thinks the Captain is innocent. We shouldn't cause a ruckus within our already small group.
Woody
>>16941429 Everyone's eyes are on you dirtbag
Anonymous
Anonymous
Lord Skelington the Third
Quoted By:
>>16941400 It seems this balloon has popped.
What a shame.
Marowak
>>16941474 Why, it just so happens that my child has some moondust right here! Cubone? Where are you, Cubone?
Slowbro
Anonymous
>>16941477 guess the killer is a grass type
Athena
Emolga
Hi, I'm a new intern detective here. Do we have any news on the killer?
>>16941477 OH GOD NO QUAGSIRE
Detective Sentret
Quoted By:
>>16941499 ENGINEER IS DEAD.
SENTRY DOWN!
Furfrou
Quoted By:
>>16941499 >>16941477 This is too much for my hair
Drifblim
Quoted By:
>>16941499 So much death. Why God?
Alakazam
Quoted By:
>>16941474 You've just alerted the killer of your weakness.
Anonymous
>>16941429 No it can't be... You died... Reveal your true form, Captain!
>>16940300 Captain Unova
>>16941509 I will warn you, if the killer kills me during this vulnerability, you will only have yourself to blame.
Lord Skelington the Third
Maractus
Quoted By:
>>16941524 d-don't get any ideas, b-baka!
Detective Porygon
>>16941492 You know Sherif, shouldn't you be with Buzz? Porygon had an understanding you two were homosexual.
Weavile
Quoted By:
Hahaha! You fools! You think you're going to find the killer with detective work like that?
Emolga
Quoted By:
>>16941544 SHIT MORE DEATHS
Marowak
>>16941532 Evening, officer! No news to report of, I'm afraid.
Anonymous
I sure hope the killer doesn't kill me before I kill them.
Athena
Maractus
Quoted By:
>>16941577 Omae wa mo shindeiru Detective Sentret
Captain Unova
Quoted By:
>>16941544 I have no idea what you just talked about, but I am not Shedinja.
Also, rest in peace.
Drifblim
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>16941577 Its too late Anon...
Emolga
Woody
Quoted By:
>>16941562 Why yes I am
now get in my van you little fucker Peacock
Dubs Guy
>>16941258 Guys, i have the power to revive everybody once; but i must sacrifice myself with Dubs...
Hope this works
Marowak
>>16941546 But it is necessary to ensure your full co-operation. After all, you are the most suspicious out of all of us.
Captain Unova
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>>16941577 This is just sad.
Growlithe
Lord Skelington the Third
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>>16941577 Ha ha ha!
Oh how delightfull.
Detective Sentret
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>>16941639 Nice try ruse man.
Sharpedo
Drifblim
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>>16941639 This no time for jokes Growlithe
Detective Porygon
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Everyone needs to settle down Porygon is undergoing maintenance and will return shortly. Aid the Homosex Sentret in his futile efforts in finding the killer that will be away in maintenance.
Captain Unova
>>16941636 I fully understand. I just hope you understand that you're putting me at risk aswell.
Samus Aran
Athena
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>>16941639 Puppies doesn't kill.
Drifblim
>>16941677 I guess he didn't kill my baby...
Detective Sentret
>>16941677 OOOOOOOH FUCK.
THE KILLER IS STILL OUT HERE!
Reuniclus
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>>16941639 well how could you have done it when
it was me all along Shedinja
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>>16941544 You ignorant fool! I have no need for my mortal shell, no desire to return to the world of the living. I am merely a spectator. I see that you are joining me?
Anonymous
Lord Skelington the Third
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>>16941677 And so he kills himself, oh dear, what a mess.
Dubs Guy
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>>16941635 CMONCMON I CAN DO THIS, DUBS GUY
I CAN DO THIS
Anonymous
Athena
Anonymous
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>>16941700 OH GOD NO DETECTIVE SENTRET
Marowak
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>>16941677 Oh...oh dearie me. Cubone dear, fetch me my bone, won't you?
Woody
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>>16941677 >>16941688 >>16941699 >>16941700 Dear god! He's killing them right under our noses!
Natu
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>>16941699 >>16941700 Shit, a Detective and Mother, does the killer have no guilt?
Typhlosion
Lord Skelington the Third
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>>16941699 But someone did kill you!
Come now, who's next!
Peacock
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>>16941677 OH GOD
OH GOD
OH GOD
Detective Porygon2
>>16941700 I told you to sit this one out. A child will never succeed in a world molded around adults.
Crobat
Anonymous
>>16941677 >>16941688 >>16941699 >>16941700 WHOEVER THE KILLER IS
YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS
Alakazam
>>16941677 >>16941688 >>16941699 >>16941700 YOU WEAKLINGS COULD NOT FORSEE THESE EVENTS!
Mawile
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O-Oh god, this is getting bad...
Natu
>>16941798 Crobat! Come back! Theres safety in numbers!
King of Gets
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If my post ends with a 5 i am the killer.
Marowak
>>16941782 Detective! So many dead bodies...surely you would have some clues! Perhaps I could examine the bones of the deceased?
Detective Porygon
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Yes. The killer is indeed under everyone of your pathetic noses.
Whimsicott
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>>16941798 Looks like he almost got you there
Lord Skelington the Third
Woody
>>16941817 WHY DIDNT YOU TELL US
Peacock
>>16941803 what if
I'm the killer and i dont even know it Athena
Mareep
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>>16941822 Apparently not.
Cottonee
>>16941853 Because obviously Alakazam is the killer.
He even got psychic powers like big sis said.
Honchkrow
Weavile
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I'm taking over this rodeo. In order to find a criminal you have to think like one!
Mawile
>>16941817 Alakazam is the killer!
Anonymous
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>>16941866 Not bloody likely.
I'm betting it's Skellington.
Marowak
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>>16941866 Oh no! Another death!
...more metal than bone, though. I doubt I can help here. Everyone, stand their ground!
Woody
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>>16941888 Throwing out accusations only makes you look suspicious.
Anonymous
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>>16941888 BURN THE FAIRY AT THE STAKE
WE NEED A PROPER LYNCHING
Scrafty
>>16941888 Who's to say, huh?
You look pretty suspicious to me
Braixen
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>>16941677 Everything happens for a reason... may your death be justified... and lead us to the REAL killer!
Anonymous
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If everyone died we would kill the killer too,
Mawile
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>>16941866 OH GOD HE'S CLAIMED ANOTHER ONE
Detective Porygon
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>>16941835 Of course I have clues. And yes, you may examine the corpses. As for Sentret's, take it to Woody's van!
Athena
>>16941888 That's what the killer would say.
Mareep
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>>16941888 Sure... I believe you...
KEKLEON
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>>16941888 Throw the blame at someone else when you're a suspect!
Cottonee
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>>16941888 Quick everyone, check and investigate the mawile for moondust.
Alakazam
>>16941853 >>16941880 >>16941888 I have no time to muddle in the affairs of simpletons. Your lives are worthless to me.
Mawile
>>16941921 It isn't me, my jaws have NEVER been used for murder. Why won't you believe me?!
Squigly
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>>16941866 Peacock, no!
S-stay with me!
Lord Skelington the Third
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>>16941866 Yes..What if....
Oh wait, you are dead! Ha ha ha!
Marowak
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>>16941888 Are you perhaps throwing suspicion off of yourself? From guilt, dear?
KEKLEON
>>16941933 Oh god no!
>>16941888 See what you did you sick fuck!
Detective Porygon
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>>16941951 Finally someone that understands why I'm doing what I'm doing.
Anonymous
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>>16941888 You seem more likely, with your charming face and mouth related wiles.
Question Mark Unown
So...a killer on the loose...and you half-wit detectives are colder than an Avalugg's back in finding the trail to them...
Braixen
>>16941888 *Straightens papers on a desk and clears throat* Mawile... where were you on the night of December 27th... er... 4 minutes ago!?
Cottonee
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>>16942000 You're a big fat suspicious suspect!
Mareep
Anonymous
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¡hayayayay!, ¿algun compadre a visto mi sombrero?
Peacock, (Somehow still alive)
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>>16941888 WHERE WERE YOU ON 9/11
Detective Porygon2
KEKLEON
Woody
>>16942000 >can you ever REALLY trust a man Not you anyway
Squigly
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>>16942000 It has to be you!
I know it!
Mareep
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>>16942017 Nevermind, still suspicous though
Mawile
>>16941983 I don't even have swords dance OR play rough in my moveset! You're all being idiots!
Lord Skelington the Third
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>>16941933 And what would the dead say?
Nothing? I thought as much. Nyahaha!
Detective Porygon2
>>16942043 Sherif, I had Sentret's body sent to your van. Do with it as you wish. Hahahhahaha
Marowak
>>16942000 Another suspect? So soon, as well?
Cottonee
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>>16942055 Oh. Mawile wasn't the killer anyway. Sorry we doubted you!
Rayquaza
Whats this about murder in my land?
Mawile
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>>16942006 I was eating fruit, like any vegetarion would!
KEKLEON
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>>16942077 >>16942055 Two more down and one less suspect.
Braixen
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>>16941967 Because we're fear mongering and busy shouting accusations, that's why! Plus, that huge mouth of your's would be perfect for eating all the evidence of a leftover corpse...
Mareep
>>16942079 Rayquaza can save us!
Woody
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>>16942073 Thankyou kindly detective Cottonee
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>>16942077 Oh no, poor cubone.
Squigly
>>16942055 Mawile, no!
God... Leviathan, what should we do?
Detective Porygon2
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I am made by man. I do what I'm created to do. Their deaths were justified!
KEKLEON
Rayquaza
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>>16942111 Who do you think you're fooling Mareep? I have my eye on you!
Mareep
Peacock
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>>16942111 YOU BASTARD WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME
Anonymous
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>>16942116 Make a new thread.
Squigly
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>>16942111 Mareep, why did you kill my friend Peacock?!
I-ill kill you myself if i have to!!
Woody
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>>16942144 Well now she's dead
Delcatty
Typhlosion
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>>16942144 not when you're dead
Woody
KEKLEON
Nyx Assassin
Delcatty
Infernape
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>>16942211 You found him before we did
Noctowl
RadonWalnut
Delcatty
Cottonee
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HERE'S OUR KILL- Oh wait, that's not our killer.
Detective Porygon2
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>>16942217 Don't even lie. I was created for the suffering of others. It was me. And I'd do it again if ever given the chance! Sentret can eat feces.
Braixen
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>>16942055 >>16942055 Oh Arceus.... I'm... I'm so sorry, Mawile...
...We must be getting close. Mawile must have known SOMETHING, and the killer decided to dispose of him before he became a liability...
Question Mark Unown
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Heh, it's like watching an episode of the Benny Hill show with you clowns. So many deaths, and yet not a single lead.
Volcarona
>>16942221 >>16942223 WE WERE SO CLOSE! We almost had him!
Scrafty
