Howdy /vp/. I've finally decided that I'm going to complete my dex once and for all, but I need some help with the non-GTSable bankmons (e.g. Keldeo, Meloetta, Deoxys) since I'm not japanese, don't currently have BW on anything but a flashcart (used a backup utility on my Black cart and lost the original about a year later, don't slaughter me please), and /r/pokemontrades is retarded about bank events on gen 6 games. I'm willing to trade some kalos signed shinies for them. I'd prefer for them not to be hackmons, but I can't really argue much. Help a /vp/oreon out?

FT (all shiny, pokerus, kalos marked)(ranked in order of willingness to trade):
Barbaracle: Male, x/31/x/31/x/x, Gentle, Tough Claws
Klefki: Male, 31/31/x/x/x/x, Modest, Prankster
Salamence: 31/x/x/x/x/31, Careful, Intimidate

LF Event Bankmons that are unable to be traded over the GTS (preferably legitimate):
Meloetta (w/ relic song of course)
Deoxys (normal and speed forme preferred)
Keldeo (normal forme preferred)
Jirachi
Mew
Genesect
Darkrai

Also, high-value/rare bankmon trade thread, I guess.