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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 20:54:00 No.16957154 View View Reply Original Report

Think of a pokemon. Ready? Are positive? That pokemon is now competing with you for your next or current job How threatened are you?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 21:05:03 No.16957445 Report

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Joltik would make a really shitty accountant.

But it could hang out on my desk and power my calculator any day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 21:07:40 No.16957500 Report

Quoted By: >>16959582

Weezing for aromachemistry... damn it. Better find a new job.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 21:10:43 No.16957568 Report

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I dont know if Nidoking could be a good surgeon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 21:10:54 No.16957576 Report

Quoted By: >>16957905 >>16959799

Well she's a nigger. No one wants to hire a nigger right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 21:14:17 No.16957659 Report

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Tyrunt would try to bite all of the patients. No way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 21:16:28 No.16957726 Report

Quoted By: >>16965911

I think Gardevoir would make for a better escort than I.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 21:16:46 No.16957739 Report

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>classical musician
Good thing he doesn't play the same instruments as me

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 21:18:44 No.16957789 Report

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>tfw everybody else has cool jubs
>tfw you work at mcdonalds

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 21:20:15 No.16957842 Report

Quoted By: >>16957968

Care provider
Literally any Pokemon could take my job

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 21:21:38 No.16957875 Report

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>Alomomola
>Clerk
I'm not worried.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 21:22:48 No.16957905 Report

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>>16957576
>she

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 21:23:16 No.16957916 Report

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I am a concept artist/ poster designer...I don't think Feraligatr can use photoshop....I don't even think Feraligatr can see in color for that matter

...or sit at a desk.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 21:25:32 No.16957968 Report

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>>16957842
>Beldum
>Take Down

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 21:51:54 No.16958634 Report

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>oddish
hm. not much.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 21:59:26 No.16958818 Report

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>pyroar
>barista

do not get your morning coffee from a lion.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 22:01:00 No.16958848 Report

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>Porygon-Z

Damn robots.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 22:03:23 No.16958910 Report

Quoted By: >>16959026

I have Darkrai competing with me to get into College. H-how fucked am I?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 22:07:29 No.16959026 Report

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>>16958910
Your application never made it to their front desk

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 22:13:12 No.16959166 Report

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Waiter.
Fuck.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 22:17:43 No.16959242 Report

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>evening manager
>alakazam
Why me?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 22:18:30 No.16959255 Report

Quoted By: >>16959397

>Weezing
>gardener
Haha get fucked noxious gas ball.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 22:18:38 No.16959258 Report

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Fuck. Espeon could probably understand what prescriptions to fill even before the customer asks and be super speedy.
I'm out of a job. (Pharm tech)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 22:22:11 No.16959336 Report

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>Electrode
>Programmer

I think I have better chances. Mainly because I have hands to type.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 22:25:28 No.16959397 Report

Quoted By: >>16959560

>>16959255
Being a gardener seems nice as hell.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 22:28:22 No.16959455 Report

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>Chandelure working retail

Wat?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 22:29:01 No.16959463 Report

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>gardevoir
>overseer of telecommunications trade thoughout the oceanic areas

Would pokemon into fibre optics and stuff?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 22:29:25 No.16959472 Report

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Salamence can't even hold a calculator let along be an accountant

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 22:29:55 No.16959490 Report

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>>16957154
Does a girafarig know how to code?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 22:31:31 No.16959526 Report

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I don't think Chandelure would work very well in a lab...

choc: 0061-0632-2482 - Pansage, Ivysaur, Quilladin

choc: 0061-0632-2482 - Pansage, Ivysaur, Quilladin Sat 28 Dec 2013 22:32:07 No.16959539 Report

Quoted By: >>16959592

I'm sorry buddy but no, Spinda is not getting a job. ever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 22:32:58 No.16959560 Report

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>>16959397
very nice as long as your back can take I image anyway

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 22:33:59 No.16959582 Report

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>>16957500
haha

muffs

muffs Sat 28 Dec 2013 22:34:10 No.16959586 Report

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slowbro
web design

don't got shit on me nigga

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 22:34:16 No.16959592 Report

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>>16959539
circus act? Prostitute? hobo? President?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 22:34:30 No.16959601 Report

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Espurr for psychology. I feel that this is perfect.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 22:39:08 No.16959708 Report

Quoted By: >>16959797

Gardevoir competing to get into college.
Joke's on them, I am going to a more open university that has slots left.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 22:40:11 No.16959731 Report

Quoted By: >>16959830

>Jolteon
>Electrical engineer
I'm pretty much boned, huh.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 22:43:03 No.16959797 Report

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>>16959708
Jokes on you
You're a nigger

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 22:43:14 No.16959799 Report

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>>16957576
Depends. For what, and for who?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 22:44:20 No.16959819 Report

Quoted By: >>16960566

>Clawitzer as a cashier

I want to see him handle money.

Now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 22:44:59 No.16959830 Report

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>>16959731
If the main purpose of an electrical engineer is to act as an energy source, yep.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 22:45:44 No.16959844 Report

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>Zangoose
>Serpentologist

If they hire that bitch, it will be the worst mistake ever made. It would also be quite hilarious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 22:57:33 No.16960085 Report

Quoted By: >>16960179

Joltik for cook
poor thing will probably cook itself on the grill

Trevor (IGN: Mal) 4356-0699-7722

Trevor (IGN: Mal) 4356-0699-7722 Sat 28 Dec 2013 23:02:36 No.16960179 Report

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>>16960085
>Imagining Joltik in a little chefs hat with a little spatula.
D'awwww

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 23:19:02 No.16960566 Report

Quoted By: >>16961054

>>16959819
Okay.

Barack Obama

Barack Obama Sat 28 Dec 2013 23:36:40 No.16960953 Report

Quoted By: >>16961089

I'm sure even a Magikarp could do it better than me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 23:40:23 No.16961024 Report

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>trubbish
I'm probably in serious trouble considering I'm getting a job at McDonalds.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 23:41:47 No.16961054 Report

Quoted By: >>16966120

>>16960566

>Implying Clawitzer has two tiny babby claws

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 23:43:27 No.16961089 Report

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>>16960953
What does that make Bush?
At least you didn't let any sandniggers blow up the Statue of Liberty.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2013 23:43:41 No.16961092 Report

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>growlithe
>graphic design

I think I'll be fine

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 03:11:50 No.16965470 Report

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I don't think Rhyperior is good at Graphic Design.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 03:20:21 No.16965705 Report

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How Buneary could ever do anything related to surgeries? Btw, I'm just a resident, but I am quite sure that it is not going to chance anything.

Rene 2337-3915-3083 (Snorunt, Bergmite, Piloswine)

Rene 2337-3915-3083 (Snorunt, Bergmite, Piloswine) Sun 29 Dec 2013 03:22:55 No.16965780 Report

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Pidgeotto, being a surgeon...yeah that won't work

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 03:28:32 No.16965911 Report

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>Engineering and Chemistry teacher

>Swalot

...Yeah, all you need to teach is the ability to not get furious at kids and be willing to fudge their grades so that 90% pass without doing any of their work because they can't read or write.

Swalot could probably do that.
>>16957726

>An actual whore

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 03:32:51 No.16966010 Report

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>Drifblim
>Camp Counselor

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 03:38:20 No.16966120 Report

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>>16961054
BIG. MEATY. CLAWS.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 03:45:18 No.16966267 Report

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Sneasel can't move boxes, scan documents, or kiss asses.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 03:56:49 No.16966509 Report

Quoted By: >>16967946

Archeops doesn't have thumbs, so god knows it'd make a good NEET.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 04:39:05 No.16967366 Report

Quoted By: >>16967969

>Scizor as an engineer.
O-ok? Sounds good I guess?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 05:00:22 No.16967855 Report

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>Porygon as Software Engineer
Well I'm fucked.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 05:05:06 No.16967946 Report

Quoted By: >>16968032

>>16966509
>archeops applies for a job
>gets through the first half of the interview flawlessly
>make a small error halfway through
>gets up without saying a word and goes home

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 05:05:56 No.16967969 Report

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>>16967366
>Technician Scizor

You're fucked.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 05:06:50 No.16967991 Report

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>Ampharos
>Telephone engineer
I'm safe. They can't climb ladders with those stubby little arms.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 05:08:30 No.16968032 Report

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>>16967946
my sides are in orbit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 05:08:55 No.16968043 Report

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>Reuniclis
>Clothing store

Would they really higher a telekinetic levitating gummybear over me?

Trevor 0791-2420-5837

Trevor 0791-2420-5837 Sun 29 Dec 2013 05:10:05 No.16968067 Report

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totodile as mechanical engineer.
cant we just be bros, totodile?
Your grasp of the concepts of advanced mathematics, forces in structures, material properties, thermal and energy systems, fluid mechanics, and overall problem solving ability probably isnt as good as mine

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 05:12:38 No.16968106 Report

Quoted By: >>16968164

>Quagsire
>electrical engineer
I'm pretty sure Quagsire can't CAD and it'd rather slack off and chill rather than calculate voltage drops so I thin I'd be fine here.

FSpireFire

FSpireFire Sun 29 Dec 2013 05:14:23 No.16968138 Report

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>Chesnaught
>Salesman/student

I'll be fine (I expect it)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 05:15:41 No.16968164 Report

Quoted By: >>16968294

>>16968106

>Quagsire
>Ground type

>Not the master of voltage drops

Joan 4828 5158 1743

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Joan 4828 5158 1743 Sun 29 Dec 2013 05:16:36 No.16968182 Report

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Somehow, I just can't see my Luxray being a very good waiter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 05:20:40 No.16968294 Report

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>>16968164
I'd still want to see it going through all the maths that go into designing power grids. Voltage drops was just the first thing that came to mind.

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Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 05:21:00 No.16968302 Report

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>poor hygiene most likely
>possible salmonella
>insufficient fingers
>would probably cut corners to make extra bucks, being a shady kind of guy

Would not make a good tattoo artist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 05:23:37 No.16968357 Report

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>Serperior
>I work at Starbucks

That smug sure is gonna compel the customers better than me. I feel threatened

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 05:25:10 No.16968393 Report

Quoted By: >>16968520

>Ludicolo
>Landscaper

Fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 05:31:26 No.16968520 Report

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>>16968393
You're fucked anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 05:32:39 No.16968548 Report

Quoted By:

>Arcanine
>Analytic Chemist

Glad I didn't think of Alakazam

IL Sun 29 Dec 2013 05:42:31 No.16968726 Report

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>Grocery cashier
>Latias
>common job
I think I'm safe

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