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Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 06:46:19 No.16969886 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>16970333 >>16970465 >>16970650 >>16970676 >>16970956 >>16971093 >>16971700 >>16974075 >>16974634 >>16975058 >>16975436 >>16980614 >>16981995 >>16982186 >>16983620 >>16989777 >>16990249

>wake up
>you're a Pokémon
>what Pokémon you are is determined by how you roll
>how do you handle your new life, dodging trainers, making friends, etc.?

http://wyncorporation.com/pokemon/

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 06:49:42 No.16969956 Report

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>that image
Every time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 06:52:31 No.16970019 Report

Quoted By: >>16971370

>Manectric
I fuck bitches (literally) and control electricity.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 06:52:57 No.16970030 Report

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>Aipom

Not even Ambipom? Fuck that generator.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 06:55:20 No.16970074 Report

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Wormadam. Well....shit.

plasmahand 4382 2437 7539 floatzel azumarill panpour

plasmahand 4382 2437 7539 floatzel azumarill panpour Sun 29 Dec 2013 06:55:54 No.16970087 Report

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rollz

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 06:57:15 No.16970111 Report

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>Conkeldurr

Fuck bitches get money

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 06:58:18 No.16970129 Report

Quoted By: >>16970144

>Abra

I guess I'll just teleport away from trainers and sleep everyday.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 06:58:40 No.16970136 Report

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>#6 - Charizard-mega-y

Fuck yeah.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 06:59:04 No.16970139 Report

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>Vanilluxe

I adapt fairly well, but develop a phobia response to the songs used by ice cream trucks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 06:59:22 No.16970144 Report

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>>16970129
So kind of what you do now, except in your life, "trainers" are "girls", and "teleporting" is "leaking spaghetti".

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 07:00:04 No.16970153 Report

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>poliwrath

realize i don't want to live and attempt to drown myself.

Heliolisk

Heliolisk Sun 29 Dec 2013 07:00:09 No.16970154 Report

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>yanmega
>what the fuck
>wh
>don't know how to fly
>die
that was fun

Lii 1392-4796-8239 [Seviper/Ariados/Drapion]

Lii 1392-4796-8239 [Seviper/Ariados/Drapion] Sun 29 Dec 2013 07:00:25 No.16970160 Report

Quoted By: >>16990249

>Mega Mewtwo Y

Well I no longer have a gender and I have crazy psychic powers. I may not be a ghost type but I guess this will do.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 07:01:24 No.16970182 Report

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>Slowking
Gonna chill in some cave and get fresh air every sunrise

Manifest (Y) 0576-4933-0293 [Vullaby, Sandile, Inkay]

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Manifest (Y) 0576-4933-0293 [Vullaby, Sandile, Inkay] Sun 29 Dec 2013 07:02:07 No.16970195 Report

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>Porygon Z

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 07:02:28 No.16970205 Report

Quoted By: >>16970230 >>16970252 >>16970253

>Gardevoir

Am... am I still a dude?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 07:03:33 No.16970230 Report

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>>16970205
Well you sure as hell don't look like one

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 07:03:37 No.16970234 Report

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>Happiny

ANYONE SEEN SOME OVAL-SHAPED ROCKS

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 07:03:47 No.16970238 Report

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Motherfucking Charizard. Thanks based random generator.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 07:04:12 No.16970252 Report

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>>16970205
You're a trap now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 07:04:21 No.16970253 Report

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I'm got Tyrunt. I guess I'm already dead.
>>16970205
Gardevoir isn't Mandibuzz or Kangaskhan. It can be male.

Ken.B 3926 5603 4115 (SV:963)

Ken.B 3926 5603 4115 (SV:963) Sun 29 Dec 2013 07:04:42 No.16970263 Report

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>Magcargo

Be sad my trainer will never be able to pet me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 07:05:17 No.16970274 Report

Quoted By: >>16975313 >>16990249

>Rayquaza
>Live life in the sky
>Scare the shit out people who are flying or in sky battles
>Make friends with trainers strong enough to go toe to toe with me

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 07:05:31 No.16970279 Report

Quoted By: >>16970337

>Venonat

I think I'd do okay. I'd probably try to hang out with the Venomoths and the other Venonats, since I don't really have much going for me. I'm fluffy, though. And my eyes are pretty good. Plus, I get to sleep all day and stalk at night, so that's cool, too.

As long as nobody brought a bug zapper or a fire type, I'd be okay. Probably.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 07:06:08 No.16970298 Report

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>Scrafty
I'm quite happy with this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 07:06:13 No.16970301 Report

Quoted By: >>16970337

>Caterpie

So I'm shit now, I'm shit next evolution, and I'm shit at the end.

I guess I go wallow in shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 07:06:43 No.16970312 Report

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>Mismagius

Fuck yeah I get to hide in walls and scare people.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 07:07:25 No.16970326 Report

Quoted By: >>16990249

>Victini
Sweet, I'm adorable and have a "summon fiery apocalypse" ability. I will miss having a gender though.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 07:07:46 No.16970333 Report

Quoted By: >>16970341

>>16969886
Imma Horsea.

But now all I want to do is cuddle in Prima's beautiful pointy tits, thanks a lot OP.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 07:07:54 No.16970337 Report

Quoted By: >>16970363

>>16970301
I would be your friend.

Probably an equally shitty friend, but nonetheless.
>>16970279

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 07:08:17 No.16970341 Report

Quoted By: >>16970903

>>16970333
>Prima

You mean Lorelei.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 07:09:20 No.16970363 Report

Quoted By: >>16970430

>>16970337
Thank you. Depending on what Pokemon you rolled, I'd probably need you to be my bodyguard as well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 07:09:42 No.16970369 Report

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> clefairy

fuck.

Shroomk 3652-0536-1865

Shroomk 3652-0536-1865 Sun 29 Dec 2013 07:11:24 No.16970409 Report

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>Mantine
I would roam around the sea doing nothing but trying to make friends. Hopefully I won't get caught though.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 07:11:41 No.16970412 Report

Quoted By: >>16970439

>Minun
>Eat berries and shit
>Find a cute Plusle girl
>Become a cheering duo
>Cheer on forest Pokemon and trainers
>Be happy
>Get eaten by a Talonflame

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 07:12:21 No.16970425 Report

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askjdf

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Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 07:12:48 No.16970430 Report

Quoted By: >>16970460

>>16970363
I'm an Venonat.

I don't think we'd be off to a good start, honestly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 07:13:05 No.16970439 Report

Quoted By: >>16970569

>>16970412
>get eaten by a talon flame
10/10

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 07:13:25 No.16970445 Report

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>Carvanha
Well at least one day I will evolve into a Sharpedo which is pretty nice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 07:14:01 No.16970460 Report

Quoted By: >>16970530

>>16970430
Crap. Well, I hope you don't mind fuzzy bug cuddling, 'cause I'd be afraid to go to sleep every night.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 07:14:11 No.16970465 Report

Quoted By: >>16970583

>>16969886
>inb4 someone gets metapod

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 07:14:18 No.16970468 Report

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Tyrantrum

Wreck shit all day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 07:17:37 No.16970530 Report

Quoted By: >>16970565

>>16970460
If I did not excrete poison, I'd be up for that.

If someone comes by with a Pansear, we're boned in the worst way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 07:18:00 No.16970538 Report

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>Natu

Seems shitty, I'll be scared of practically everything in the wild, and if I evolve I'll just stand still all day looking into the future all day, for better or worse.

Even worse every trainer will want me because natus the most kawaii nigga ever, and I can't even fly away because tiny wings.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 07:19:39 No.16970565 Report

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>>16970530
Man, I didn't even get a decent secondary type. Guess I'll just cower in the corner of whatever cave we find and pray to Arceus that any one of several hundred much bigger and stronger predators don't smell our delicious buggy scents.

wei shen 1134 7740 6363

wei shen 1134 7740 6363 Sun 29 Dec 2013 07:19:42 No.16970567 Report

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>absol mega
i guess i could do flying dog things

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 07:19:43 No.16970569 Report

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>>16970439
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwSKkKrUzUk

It's the circle. Birth, adolescence, fictional mouse, bird poop.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 07:20:24 No.16970576 Report

Quoted By: >>16970594 >>16990249

>regice
I guess I'll be a pretty chill pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 07:20:52 No.16970582 Report

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>#422 - Shellos Pink version
Live the live of a shellos man, near the sea or in a swamp, just hang out with my fellow Shellos and stuff. I'm tiny so yeah cool.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 07:20:53 No.16970583 Report

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Rollan for the metapod
>>16970465

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 07:21:00 No.16970586 Report

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>Froakie
Fuck yes, frog ninja

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 07:21:30 No.16970594 Report

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>>16970576
>chill

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 07:23:20 No.16970624 Report

Quoted By: >>16978886

>Mienshao
Yeah I can dig that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 07:24:14 No.16970632 Report

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>Mega-Gardevoir

Oh don't mind me, just being a guy, in a dress.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 07:25:10 No.16970650 Report

Quoted By: >>16990249

>>16969886
>Jirachi

Sweet. If I see any of you fags in the wild, I'm just going to stunlock you over and over again, just because I can.

I'll also grant my own wishes left and right.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 07:26:31 No.16970665 Report

Quoted By: >>16990249

Cresselia.
Fuck yeah.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 07:27:53 No.16970676 Report

Quoted By: >>16990249

>>16969886
>Celebi
Explore every era of time I guess.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 07:28:35 No.16970689 Report

Quoted By: >>16990249

>Deoxys
>Speed
I guess I gotta go fast

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 07:28:35 No.16970690 Report

Quoted By: >>16970748 >>16990249

>Kyurem
It's okayI'm used to being alone ;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 07:29:23 No.16970701 Report

Quoted By: >>16970762 >>16975029 >>16975196

> Qwilfish
Kill myself

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 07:31:55 No.16970748 Report

Quoted By: >>16970851

>>16970690
>Goomy
I'll be your friend
That is if you don't eat me like a pudding cup

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 07:32:27 No.16970762 Report

Quoted By:

>>16970701
Oh shit, I forgot Qwilfish was thing for a while there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 07:33:31 No.16970775 Report

Quoted By:

rolling

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 07:33:39 No.16970780 Report

Quoted By: >>16970858 >>16971075 >>16971400

>Sceptile
i guess i'll protect weaker pokemon of the forest

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 07:35:31 No.16970813 Report

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>Fetchling

I can evolve right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 07:35:52 No.16970823 Report

Quoted By:

Tornadus.

Well, I fly around the world and wreck shit. Sounds fun.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 07:37:47 No.16970851 Report

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>>16970748
I think you'll be fine according to legend I only eatPEOPLE

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 07:37:49 No.16970852 Report

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Be a spooky alien and sneak into people's bedrooms at night and control their mind.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 07:38:16 No.16970858 Report

Quoted By:

>>16970780
>not having a bandit clan to fight a clan of greninja's

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 07:39:01 No.16970870 Report

Quoted By:

>Ditto

Oh year, I use my human brain and my ditto abilities to fuck with people all day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 07:39:11 No.16970875 Report

Quoted By: >>16970938

>Cubone
>cry for a solid 4 hours everyday
>cry myself to sleep
>cry in battle
>cry when my trainer releases me for being a crybaby and shit battler
>cry when I evolve for eating random rare candies on the ground because I can't find any berries without getting bullied into giving them up by other pokemon
>beat the shit out of everyone
>find a Marogal, fuck her and have her kids
>wife dies, kids cry, start drinking religious
>finally just walk off a pier into the ocean and drown because i'm a ground type

Being Cubone is suffering.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 07:40:55 No.16970903 Report

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>>16970341
>2013
>not treating the anime as undeniable canon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 07:41:53 No.16970920 Report

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>Bidoof
>be unwanted
>be a useless piece of shit
>sit around, eat, be harmless

It's like nothing changed!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 07:42:41 No.16970938 Report

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>>16970875
>Fug a kangaskhan
>She accuses me of rape
>Take's custody of child
>Have to pay alimony forever
Suffering intensifies

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 07:43:20 No.16970950 Report

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>Flygon
Since I'm a flygon I would travel the world and see places I wanted to see but couldn't as a human. If I'm threaten by anything I'll make a sandstorm to make a quick get away.
Life as a flygon would be awesome. As long as I stay away from ice and fairy types.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 07:43:38 No.16970956 Report

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>>16969886
>Delphox
>start posting Casual Encounters on craigslist
>burn all the furries who contact me
>profit

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 07:43:55 No.16970963 Report

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god look at them next to this smugly vaginal Cloyster

>hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 07:45:58 No.16971001 Report

Quoted By:

>Haxorus

>Befriend bearded badass
>Wrestle
>Outrage

It was a good life

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 07:48:21 No.16971029 Report

Quoted By:

>Deoxys speed

Something tells me dodging trainers won't be an issue

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 07:50:21 No.16971050 Report

Quoted By:

>Snorlax

Literally nothing about the way I'm currently living my life changes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 07:50:37 No.16971055 Report

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>Mesprit

Float around, get some noms, see a trainer, DESTROY THEIR PERSONALITY, make friends with the local Pokemon, wait for the resident Team to try and look for me...

You know, the usual.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 07:51:34 No.16971068 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 07:51:54 No.16971075 Report

Quoted By: >>16971400

>>16970780
We need you, breh. We need you.

Love, Bug Types.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 07:53:17 No.16971093 Report

Quoted By:

>>16969886
Mega Aggron
I'm set for life

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 07:55:46 No.16971125 Report

Quoted By:

>Masquerain
No one wants me, i am even worse than my pre-evolution because i am not cute.

Just like in real life!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 07:56:09 No.16971132 Report

Quoted By:

>Garchomp
Fuck dodging trainers, I'll be waiting on their starting routes to wreck their shit in.
Learn Poison jab, outrage, sandstorm, earthquake. Steal some losers mega ring and find some Garchompite. Disregard friendship and fuck every female dragon type who makes eye contact. Disregard my surroundings as well.

Quag (IGN: Dani) [1203 - 9953 - 6786] [Fraxure / Noibat / Druddigon] !Quag.o4OGc

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Quag (IGN: Dani) [1203 - 9953 - 6786] [Fraxure / Noibat / Druddigon] !Quag.o4OGc Sun 29 Dec 2013 08:00:35 No.16971181 Report

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>Dialga
Controlling time seems like a lot of responsibility.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 08:01:10 No.16971188 Report

Quoted By: >>16971227 >>16971406

>Arceus
>Sit in the sky all day and watch over the other legendaries making sure they don't fuck each other up or destroy a town.
>Call up legendary bros for shenanigans
>Be a god

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 08:04:16 No.16971227 Report

Quoted By:

>>16971188
>qt times with Giratina waifu

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 08:11:06 No.16971328 Report

Quoted By:

Goldeen. Ejaculate everywhere while avoiding fishermen. Become a Seaking then be the alpha king of the ocean.

kibs

kibs Sun 29 Dec 2013 08:14:17 No.16971370 Report

Quoted By:

>>16970019
funny because I got
>Mega Manetric

I guess I would run around and do shit idk
fuck up water/flying types

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 08:15:47 No.16971400 Report

Quoted By: >>16971532

>>16971075
>>16970780
sup

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 08:16:11 No.16971406 Report

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>>16971188
IMMA GOD

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 08:17:41 No.16971421 Report

Quoted By:

at least i will be loved by some tourneyfag, hopefully a qt girl or a feminine boy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 08:20:20 No.16971453 Report

Quoted By:

Emolga. I can work with Emolga. Chill as fuck tree flying life, and a jolly blast from my kill-o-zap powers for the people who don't like it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 08:22:20 No.16971485 Report

Quoted By:

>Klefki

Shit shit shit shit. Now I have to somehow balance my kleptomania for keys while also avoiding competitive trainers who might want to catch me, make dittos rape me and then put me in stasis forever when I'm no longer of use.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 08:26:00 No.16971532 Report

Quoted By:

>>16971400

oh, poo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 08:34:13 No.16971656 Report

Quoted By: >>16971677 >>16971693 >>16986898

I stab people with my elbows and my relatives are hyper-feminine and more popular.
even the men
Just like irl

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 08:35:50 No.16971677 Report

Quoted By: >>16971693

>>16971656
Forgot my pic, not that you would need it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 08:36:13 No.16971684 Report

Quoted By: >>16971693

I am fucked, literally.
Nope.

Good god. 9/10 of the trainers from here would probably rape me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 08:37:21 No.16971693 Report

Quoted By:

>>16971656
>>16971677
gallade is shit anyways, he >>16971684 is superior and more popular, enjoy being catched by an ugly landwhale and serving as her human dildo eww.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 08:37:53 No.16971698 Report

Quoted By:

>Swirlix

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 08:37:57 No.16971700 Report

Quoted By: >>16971764

>>16969886
>Tyranitar

I wreck the shit up.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 08:38:31 No.16971710 Report

Quoted By:

>Paras
I live everyday in fear of evolution.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 08:38:32 No.16971711 Report

Quoted By:

I intend to roll a winner will post results.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 08:41:00 No.16971749 Report

Quoted By:

>>1697177

Horsea coming through. My upbringing will be tough in the dangerous seas but once I find a trainer to train and evolve me into Kingdra the rape will never end.

Ascending Dragon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 08:41:42 No.16971755 Report

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Tornadus-therian

I'm an ugly fucking genie bird thing and not a qt 3.14 Lilligant or Whimsicott ;_;

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 08:42:01 No.16971764 Report

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>>16971700
good luck with those mountains faggot

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 08:48:13 No.16971860 Report

Quoted By: >>16972000

I dont.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 08:50:04 No.16971889 Report

Quoted By:

I'll stay cool

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 08:50:47 No.16971901 Report

Quoted By: >>16971954

>Pansear

Basically just monkey around all day and set some stuff on fire. I'd probably befriend a panpour and pansage and we'd be bffs, messing with passing training and avoid capture.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 08:54:34 No.16971954 Report

Quoted By:

>>16971901
hot monky dik

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 08:56:27 No.16971987 Report

Quoted By:

>ditto
i don't even

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 08:57:32 No.16972000 Report

Quoted By:

>>16971860
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9211295/1/Fishy-BJ

I'm so sorry, m8.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 09:12:19 No.16972186 Report

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>Beldum

>rarerarerare
>trainers on every corner
>pretend imma rock and hang with some geodudes/roggenrola

Hopefully I evo soon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 09:28:46 No.16972396 Report

Quoted By:

>M-Gyarados
well time to wreck shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 09:33:29 No.16972446 Report

Quoted By:

Helioptile
Chilling with other Helioptiles

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 09:39:52 No.16972529 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 09:43:47 No.16972574 Report

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>mewtwo
Neat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 09:44:21 No.16972584 Report

Quoted By:

>Archeops
I can deal with that. Preying on all you guys that ended up being bugs.

ThatOneAnon !!G9vTJ4dKaTt

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ThatOneAnon !!G9vTJ4dKaTt Sun 29 Dec 2013 09:48:48 No.16972640 Report

Quoted By:

*maniacal grin*

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 09:58:06 No.16972733 Report

Quoted By:

>REGIROCK

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSMQYDYBALY

I'd be crashing my windows all the fuck over the place.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 10:23:55 No.16973041 Report

Quoted By:

>Charizard

Sneaky stones be damned I can fly and breath fire. I'll enjoy the fuck outta this and befriend some pokemon while im at it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 10:28:50 No.16973103 Report

Quoted By:

>Crawdaunt

I can live with this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 10:30:54 No.16973124 Report

Quoted By:

>Snubbull

A qt dog who only loving trainers ever get and not smogon pieces of shit because I suck at battling?

Aw ye

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 10:37:32 No.16973188 Report

Quoted By:

>gligar
WHY DO I EXIST

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 10:45:32 No.16973274 Report

Quoted By:

>gothorita

That's pretty cool. At least I'm cute.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 10:46:56 No.16973296 Report

Quoted By:

>Spheal
Rolling around at the speed of Spheal, got nowhere to go gonna chill in this cave~

Yeah I'm alright with this. Spheal is great.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 10:47:00 No.16973297 Report

Quoted By:

>Aromatisse

Excuse me while I go warp some dimensions.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 10:51:52 No.16973346 Report

Quoted By:

>wurmple

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 10:57:25 No.16973398 Report

Quoted By:

>Mime Jr.

I'm actually okay with this as long as I never evolve.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 10:59:18 No.16973412 Report

Quoted By:

I'm ok with this

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 11:02:06 No.16973439 Report

Quoted By:

Chimecho D:

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 11:03:15 No.16973451 Report

Quoted By:

Oh whoops. Turned out I derped on the settings, excluded NFE because It thought it was include because I am derp. Got Thundurus-therian this time. Imokaywiththis

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 11:55:04 No.16973784 Report

Quoted By:

>Banette

Cursin all day erryday

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 12:21:25 No.16973982 Report

Quoted By:

>Carracosta
I can dig it, slapping peoples shit about and swimming to different places.

Harry/Lycka 2165-6024-6612 [Electric: Electabuzz Manectric Pikasquirrel]

Harry/Lycka 2165-6024-6612 [Electric: Electabuzz Manectric Pikasquirrel] Sun 29 Dec 2013 12:25:00 No.16974005 Report

Quoted By:

rollll

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 12:27:39 No.16974026 Report

Quoted By:

>Wobbuffet.
That's the way it is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 12:29:23 No.16974036 Report

Quoted By: >>16974052

rolling

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 12:31:44 No.16974052 Report

Quoted By:

>>16974036
Got Garchomp mega, I am pleased with this

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 12:35:38 No.16974075 Report

Quoted By:

>>16969886
smoochum

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 13:01:52 No.16974237 Report

Quoted By:

>piplup

female trainers will love me

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 13:05:49 No.16974258 Report

Quoted By:

>jirachi

yes, thank you

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 13:08:04 No.16974275 Report

Quoted By:

>Growlithe
Live in the forest in harmony with bug and grass types and one day set out on an adventure to find a firestone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 13:08:05 No.16974276 Report

Quoted By:

I'm Graveler.

And I'm already bored of this game.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 13:08:06 No.16974277 Report

Quoted By:

>giratina
rejected from the society, again

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 13:08:08 No.16974278 Report

Quoted By: >>16975384

Pikachu...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 13:08:49 No.16974285 Report

Quoted By:

>Emboar

Kill myself

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 13:08:56 No.16974286 Report

Quoted By: >>16975057

>Latios

Banging Latias all day all night i guess

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 13:11:44 No.16974309 Report

Quoted By:

>Klefki

Kill klefkis, steal keys.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 13:17:03 No.16974363 Report

Quoted By:

>Mothim
fuck my life

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 13:26:45 No.16974438 Report

Quoted By:

>sableye

i can roll with this, prankster all day every day, plus i'm cute as fuck

>rerolled just for the hell of it
>victini
the gods are smiling on me today

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 13:32:22 No.16974498 Report

Quoted By:

Magnezone
>take over some old ironworks
>build it into my fortress
>build an army of magnemite and magneton under my controll
>we take over cities
>we remodel these cities to our fortresses to
>eventually take over the world

life would be chill

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 13:33:42 No.16974505 Report

Quoted By:

>Kingler
Gonna scuttle my crab ass everywhere I go and attempt to snap girls bikini bottoms off at the beach

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 13:33:48 No.16974507 Report

Quoted By:

>nidoking
rule over nidos

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 13:34:15 No.16974517 Report

Quoted By:

bipedal get

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 13:36:31 No.16974531 Report

Quoted By:

>Deoxys-attack

Well that could have been worse, I guess I explore space and rip apart anything that gets in my way.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 13:47:37 No.16974634 Report

Quoted By: >>16974663

>>16969886
I am now a Vulpix

>Eat berries
>Set grass on fire
>Cast Will-O-Wisp and trick trainers
>Avoid male pokemon trainers
>Wait for the day a cute, pokegirl passes by and let myself get caught
>Live a good life

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 13:48:28 No.16974637 Report

Quoted By:

>Nuzleaf
I beleaf all of this happened for a reason.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 13:52:16 No.16974663 Report

Quoted By:

>>16974634
She kill you for exp

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 13:53:15 No.16974676 Report

Quoted By:

>Diglett

I CAN FINALLY LIFT THE SECRET ABOUT DIGLETTS FEET OMG
sucks to be a digging penis though

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 14:00:24 No.16974741 Report

Quoted By:

>magikarp
someday i will kill u all

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 14:03:30 No.16974763 Report

Quoted By: >>16974805

>Absol-mega
Pretty much fine with this. I'd probably spend a lot of time trying to figure out how I mega-evolved without a trainer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 14:06:55 No.16974805 Report

Quoted By:

>>16974763
>how I mega-evolved without a trainer
r u a absol

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 14:10:34 No.16974843 Report

Quoted By:

>Phantump

So I actually have to get captured and traded if I ever want to be worth a damn. Shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 14:28:51 No.16975029 Report

Quoted By:

>>16970701
Hello there, Hugh.

I got Weepinbell...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 14:30:39 No.16975048 Report

Quoted By:

>dragonite

defy physics and be fat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 14:31:49 No.16975057 Report

Quoted By:

>>16974286
>I rolled Latias

Do me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 14:32:03 No.16975058 Report

Quoted By:

>>16969886
An Abomasnow-mega
Bout to hit me up some cold mountains and sleep for like 2000 years or some shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 14:33:49 No.16975072 Report

Quoted By: >>16975084

>Primeape
Time to find a Darkrai to beat the shit out of.

Zharkos (IGN Catherine) 1091 - 8755 - 4086

Zharkos (IGN Catherine) 1091 - 8755 - 4086 Sun 29 Dec 2013 14:33:57 No.16975073 Report

Quoted By: >>16975084

>Darkrai
Go into dreams
fuck bitches
Outside of dreams
fuck bitches
Be edgy
be amazing

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 14:34:52 No.16975079 Report

Quoted By:

Weavile. I'd just enjoy life being a badass. And should I get caught, I'll just disobey the trainer and carry on being a badass.

Zharkos (IGN Catherine) 1091 - 8755 - 4086

Zharkos (IGN Catherine) 1091 - 8755 - 4086 Sun 29 Dec 2013 14:35:29 No.16975084 Report

Quoted By:

>>16975072
Fuck
>>16975073

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 14:35:35 No.16975085 Report

Quoted By:

>Poliwhirl

Gonna go swim around and not be upset with my round body anymore :D

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 14:46:58 No.16975173 Report

Quoted By: >>16975181

>be me
>be whiscash
>swimming around in water
>be happy
>start getting old
>looking for a place to stay
>find a nice pond
>telling the Pokemon of a nearby town folktales
mfw it turns out the Pokemon, I've told about the Course of Ninetails was a human too

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 14:47:15 No.16975176 Report

Quoted By:

Alakazam

With my huge IQ i will finally utilize the potential of this pokemon and invent a way for washers to wash clothes while consuming 30% less power than before for a very reasonable price. I will become a millionaire.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 14:47:53 No.16975181 Report

Quoted By:

>>16975173
This

So. Many. Fucking. Feels.

Why can't there be more games like this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 14:49:21 No.16975196 Report

Quoted By:

>>16970701
quilled in the line of duty

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 14:50:02 No.16975199 Report

Quoted By:

>Florges
Deal with the sudden sex change and decorate places with flowers, I guess.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 14:57:38 No.16975255 Report

Quoted By:

>Petilil
Well, this sucks. I wanted to be bara.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 14:59:28 No.16975279 Report

Quoted By:

>Toxicroak

what were the fucking odds, Croagunk line are my favorite bros

that would be fucking amazing, living somewhere rainy and chilling out with the other wild ones playing terrible pranks on them

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 14:59:52 No.16975281 Report

Quoted By:

> Articuno

Spend all my days in the cold. Encase myself in ice if I don't want to be captured by some shitty trainer. I'm one of the most beautiful flying types fuck yea. I can either lead lost travelers to safety or to their doom.

Lizerd

Lizerd Sun 29 Dec 2013 15:02:59 No.16975309 Report

Quoted By:

>Dunsparce

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 15:03:15 No.16975313 Report

Quoted By:

>>16970274
I got mence

We can be best buds

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 15:11:37 No.16975384 Report

Quoted By:

>>16974278

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 15:14:21 No.16975429 Report

Quoted By:

Dragonair
I dunno, I guess I could make others jelly of my new found beauty? I've lost my arms and legs but I can shoot beams of destruction. That's a good enough trade for me

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 15:14:50 No.16975436 Report

Quoted By:

>>16969886
>numel
Gets caught by flannery, then intense fuk each other

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 15:17:34 No.16975436,1 Report Delete

Quoted By:

Whimsicott

Proceed to troll the shit out of everyone

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 15:36:52 No.16975649 Report

Quoted By: >>16980394

Mewtwo mega-X
>AWWW YESSS!!

noopster - 1392/4882/3627

noopster - 1392/4882/3627 Sun 29 Dec 2013 15:42:58 No.16975700 Report

Quoted By:

electivire, not bad

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 15:46:25 No.16975744 Report

Quoted By:

>Glaceon

Who wants to fuck me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 15:48:57 No.16975780 Report

Quoted By:

>Weedle

Holy shit, I'm screwed.

haru 0061-0848-2068 (Machoke, Pancham, Hariyama)

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haru 0061-0848-2068 (Machoke, Pancham, Hariyama) Sun 29 Dec 2013 15:48:59 No.16975781 Report

Quoted By:

Honchkrow... im really ok with this

>become the Don
>Murkrow army/brothel
>beat up trainers Ep1 spearow style

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 15:51:19 No.16975800 Report

Quoted By:

>be flyin around
>see qt 3.14 Archetops
>we do sensored things
>She has an egg
>I run around on a bike
>Egg finally hatches
>its a Zubat
What did I do to deserve this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 15:52:26 No.16975808 Report

Quoted By:

>Ekans
I'm okay with that. Screwed, but happy.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 15:54:46 No.16975833 Report

Quoted By: >>16975852

>be flyin around
>see qt 3.14 Archetops
>we do sensored things
>She has an egg
>I run around on a bike
>Egg finally hatches
>its a Zubat
What did I do to deserve this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 15:57:07 No.16975852 Report

Quoted By: >>16975925

>>16975833
Best gen6, well done.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 15:57:47 No.16975865 Report

Quoted By:

>Audino

Oh geez, please let this be a trainer looking for a good partner in a Double Battle! Please!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 16:01:44 No.16975915 Report

Quoted By:

>Dragonair
...I'm Beautiful :)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 16:02:08 No.16975918 Report

Quoted By:

>lickilliky

i'd lick stuff I guess

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 16:02:34 No.16975925 Report

Quoted By:

>>16975852
Noivern is the fucking shit. I dont care how people view it, cuz slap a life orb on that shit and rek everything he's not really that great, but he's official gen6 bro/sis tier

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 16:22:42 No.16976141 Report

Quoted By:

>Misdreavus
>Apparently I feed on fear now
>Scare people who are watching horror movies
>Implying I wouldn't scare the shit out of people during intercourse.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 16:22:52 No.16976143 Report

Quoted By: >>16976909

>Conkeldurr
Bro, do you even lift?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 17:06:24 No.16976703 Report

Quoted By:

>Palkia
float around space for a while.
occasionally get forced into a realm of existence by some emotionless fuck with a god complex who also summoned some asshole who controls time.
also walking innuendo

The Cancer 4141-3338-6192 jigglypuff floette kirlia

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The Cancer 4141-3338-6192 jigglypuff floette kirlia Sun 29 Dec 2013 17:09:10 No.16976747 Report

Quoted By:

Sell myself for money

Pete [0104-0499-3702]

Pete [0104-0499-3702] Sun 29 Dec 2013 17:19:26 No.16976909 Report

Quoted By:

>>16976143
> Reuniclus
As a matter of fact, yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 17:22:05 No.16976964 Report

Quoted By: >>16978094

>Kadabra
I'd mainly think about how I'm that kid from the pokedex entry.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 17:26:42 No.16977051 Report

Quoted By:

>Thro
i'm just shorter bald and red now. Oh and i wear only kimono

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 17:29:51 No.16977108 Report

Quoted By:

>Shuppet

At least I'm cute? I feed off of bad emotions doe .-. And I'm only nocturnal ;.;

At least mega Banette is super cool

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 17:36:27 No.16977237 Report

Quoted By:

>Hydreigon
If only faries didn't exist

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 17:37:42 No.16977266 Report

Quoted By:

>Salamance
I get to live in mountains and fly around.
#Livingthedream

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 17:48:40 No.16977443 Report

Quoted By:

>tyrunt

>wonder how i came back from the dead
>go on a search for answers
>stop wondering and learn how to thank arceus for his sudden interest in raising the dead... again
>somehow learn all the fang techniques.
>Resolve to become the best tyrantrum ever.
>Go around challenging strong pokemon.
>treat everyone in a polite manner.
>eventually join a community and try to figure out how to bring back my species as well as the amaura line.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 18:08:49 No.16977787 Report

Quoted By:

>slowpoke

>handling my new life
slowly
>dodging trainers
also slowly
>making friends
"slow..?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 18:12:02 No.16977844 Report

Quoted By:

>Venomoth

VENOMOTH

FUCKING DUST SHIT UP

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 18:14:15 No.16977885 Report

Quoted By:

I always wanted to be a digital duck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 18:16:01 No.16977911 Report

Quoted By:

>Aipom
Sweet, just need to learn how to slap people quickly with that tail

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 18:21:34 No.16978008 Report

Quoted By:

Hypno

Hypnotize little girls

Take em to the forest

show em my collection of swinging pendulums

Trainer comes and beats me/catches me and takes the girl with him

Fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 18:24:08 No.16978060 Report

Quoted By:

rolling

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 18:24:29 No.16978067 Report

Quoted By:

>metagross

Flying around like a hover craft sounds nice. Anyone wanna be bros?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 18:25:51 No.16978094 Report

Quoted By:

>>16976964

maybe this is how he transformed

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 18:26:22 No.16978100 Report

Quoted By:

>Dialga
can I just stop time long enough to get my homework done

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 18:31:31 No.16978199 Report

Quoted By: >>16978717 >>16980418

>Roam the lands evading all the trainers
>Rape all the female Arcanine, and Ninetails.
>Wander until I find a qt3.14 trainer that likes to get railed by a dog
>Let her capture and train me
>She lets me train her all night long

Oh the bliss...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 18:57:04 No.16978621 Report

Quoted By: >>16978728

I got Cofagrigus.

My reign shall be a good one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 18:59:32 No.16978657 Report

Quoted By:

>Scolipede
Gotta go fast

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 19:00:24 No.16978670 Report

Quoted By: >>16981139

>Volcarona
>Be Flying Sun Moth

Pretty sure I don't need to plan any farther than that to have a great time.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 19:01:15 No.16978683 Report

Quoted By:

>rampardos
OUTTA THE WAY BITCHES

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 19:01:47 No.16978692 Report

Quoted By: >>16978949

>im female now
>be a qt pokemon and sing all day

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 19:02:11 No.16978695 Report

Quoted By:

>cobalion
aw great now i run like an idiot, no friends for me

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 19:03:14 No.16978717 Report

Quoted By:

>>16978199
>male fetishist zoophile threw a master ball!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 19:04:07 No.16978728 Report

Quoted By:

>>16978621
>mfw my trainer is a bro that collects Cofagrigus.

>Mfw I possess his body.

>Mfw I am now Thanatos.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 19:06:25 No.16978764 Report

Quoted By:

rape

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 19:08:45 No.16978789 Report

Quoted By:

>Ambipom

I'm okay with this I guess.
Gonna live in the forest chilling with other ambipom and aipom, maybe I get captured some day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 19:11:43 No.16978846 Report

Quoted By:

>#646 Kyurem-W

suddenly I am movie Kyurem

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 19:11:58 No.16978848 Report

Quoted By:

>Ninetails.
I'm happy with this.
I hope I have drought.
I will find a beautiful man to tame me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 19:13:06 No.16978886 Report

Quoted By: >>16978935

>>16970624
>Meinfoo.
You'd have to help me evolve.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 19:15:28 No.16978935 Report

Quoted By:

>>16978886
Oh and I would avoid trainers.
Fuck up rock and ice types
Fear fairies
And stay with my kin

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 19:16:15 No.16978948 Report

Quoted By:

>Staraptor

So according to the Pokedex, I'm
>Lonely
>Savage
>Eat bugs
>Forgotten thanks to Talonflame
Okay then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 19:16:16 No.16978949 Report

Quoted By: >>16981967

>>16978692
Genderless

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 19:17:38 No.16978976 Report

Quoted By: >>16991549

>Magikarp

Avoid that asshole that always catches 6 Magikarps.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 19:19:33 No.16979013 Report

Quoted By:

>sableye
stealin hiker's souls, munchin on gems, all day err day

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 19:24:07 No.16979114 Report

Quoted By:

I got this cute little guy. I can make music and shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 19:31:25 No.16979232 Report

Quoted By:

Nidoran M
Live a pokemon's life, go look for a moon stone. Die of old age.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 19:53:58 No.16979668 Report

Quoted By:

Hunt Sevipers with my homies and shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 20:00:36 No.16979802 Report

Quoted By:

>Charizard Mega-X

Not a fan of the edge factor, but I don't think I'd have too much trouble with trainers.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 20:09:34 No.16979972 Report

Quoted By:

Time to start my new career into porn.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 20:19:13 No.16980126 Report

Quoted By:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jhh8x-bnLs
Song answers all op's questions.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 20:19:36 No.16980134 Report

Quoted By:

>doublade
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO DO GUISE I HAVE AICHMOPHOBIA

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 20:23:46 No.16980207 Report

Quoted By:

>Lickylicky

Welp.
An hero time.

Luna 4098-3112-1798

Luna 4098-3112-1798 Sun 29 Dec 2013 20:24:30 No.16980221 Report

Quoted By:

Got blazkien first time
Honestly not much changes

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 20:26:26 No.16980254 Report

Quoted By:

The more things change... the more they stay the same.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 20:33:02 No.16980394 Report

Quoted By:

>>16975649
see
>>16949210

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 20:34:21 No.16980418 Report

Quoted By:

>>16978199
Lion, motherfucker

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 20:36:22 No.16980465 Report

Quoted By:

>Vaporeon

Well... at least it's not gardevoir? shit

muffs

muffs Sun 29 Dec 2013 20:37:31 No.16980491 Report

Quoted By:

fucking celibi

Just chill at my shrine all day

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 20:43:38 No.16980614 Report

Quoted By: >>16980702 >>16991482 >>16991981

>>16969886
>Mega Gyrados

I will piss in every ocean. I will completely empty my bladder when given chance. I will drink more water just to convert it to piss. When the ocean is then feeling more like my splendid piss, I will then float in the air and laugh my evil, stupid face off when all the stupid fish Mon rise to the surface. I will then do whirlpools and tornadoes and send it ashore, so that the piss fish will cover the coast, pissing off tourist sites and coastal communities. Then I would get thundered and remember my glorious death.

Or I'd flounder from not knowing how to fucking swim in the ocean. Either or.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 20:45:22 No.16980659 Report

Quoted By:

> Kricketot

god damn it I am so fucked

but damn if I don't look stylish.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 20:47:38 No.16980702 Report

Quoted By:

>>16980614
You are the embodiment of evil...

Elias (Poison)1736-1512-4937 (???, ???, ???)

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Elias (Poison)1736-1512-4937 (???, ???, ???) Sun 29 Dec 2013 20:55:44 No.16980872 Report

Quoted By: >>16981139

I'm a Larvesta. I think I'll just start beating the shit out of everything smaller than me until I evolve. Then I'll burn the shit out of everything smaller than me.
Such is the life cycle of Larvesta.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 21:00:27 No.16980973 Report

Quoted By:

>Gallade
hmm, at least I'm still male and ain't some faggot's waifu
Where do even the ralts-line live?
I would just try my best to avoid land-whales and furries

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 21:06:59 No.16981139 Report

Quoted By: >>16987805

>>16980872
and then you become this >>16978670
any other plans?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 21:11:41 No.16981254 Report

Quoted By:

>Registeel
I guess I would sit in a cave for a few million years and wait for someone to show up.

Nah, fuck that. I would bust my way out of that cave and travel all over Hoenn. Except I wouldn't be able to swim, so I'd have to walk along the ocean floor to get anywhere.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 21:33:14 No.16981676 Report

Quoted By:

M-Garchomp. Awww sheeeiit. I'd just be lazy as fuck chilling in my cave, make friends with some chill ass stoner grass types (aromatherapy anyone?), and fuck anyone up that messes with me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 21:44:21 No.16981925 Report

Quoted By:

Starmie, I'd chillax on the beaches looking at all the sexy invertebrates floating by. Occasionally I'd blow up the occasional ship that floated past with my psychic powers to impress all the lady starfish.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 21:45:19 No.16981950 Report

Quoted By:

Heracross

I guess I'd hide in trees and drink sap

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 21:45:51 No.16981967 Report

Quoted By:

>>16978949
Look at it and tell me it isnt feminine

Jordan 4270-1784-0816 Poison (kakuna, venomoth, ????)

Jordan 4270-1784-0816 Poison (kakuna, venomoth, ????) Sun 29 Dec 2013 21:46:50 No.16981995 Report

Quoted By: >>16982427 >>16983269

>>16969886
>http://wyncorporation.com/pokemon/
whimiscott

proceed to prank all the things.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 21:54:57 No.16982186 Report

Quoted By:

>>16969886
>heracross
Not bad

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 21:57:37 No.16982236 Report

Quoted By:

>Celebi
Chill in Game Freak's Pokébank distribution system waiting to be distributed to the trainers that will never download Pokébank.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 22:01:16 No.16982327 Report

Quoted By:

Pupitar.

I will bide my time. Soon.... soon...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 22:06:15 No.16982427 Report

Quoted By: >>16983269

>>16981995
playing "tricks" you fairy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 22:19:58 No.16982714 Report

Quoted By: >>16982969 >>16983159 >>16983212

>Aurorus
Everyone I have ever loved is dead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 22:26:15 No.16982843 Report

Quoted By:

Fuck yeah Misdreavus.
>Scare people shitless.
>Spy on people, but more importantly peep in the girls locker room.
>Make people go insane.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 22:32:11 No.16982969 Report

Quoted By:

>>16982714

Wake up

Look at mask that used to fit my real face

Weep

Wander around tunnels and look at writing/art

I used to know this..

Why can't I remember it all now?

What is the sun?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 22:34:24 No.16983011 Report

Quoted By:

Altaria

flying around trying to convince people I am somehow a dragon I guess

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 22:42:38 No.16983143 Report

Quoted By: >>16983269

>Male Buneary
>Get caught by some waifu fag
>Get stuffed with cakes and vitamins so I evolve out of "Happiness"
>Forced to be his qt 3.14 trap
>Be horribly abused
>Can't escape
>MFW

Welp

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 22:43:15 No.16983159 Report

Quoted By:

>>16982714
>chav hit you in the stomach
>you die
>inadvertently cut yourself with a knife
>you die
>it's raining
>you die
>kid hits you with a slingshot
>you die
>elephants show
>you die
>have a picnic
>you die

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 22:45:34 No.16983212 Report

Quoted By:

>>16982714
Which would be you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 22:48:23 No.16983269 Report

Quoted By:

>>16983143
best life ever.

>>16981995
>>16982427
runner up.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 22:50:03 No.16983302 Report

Quoted By:

hmm

HMMMMMM

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 22:54:59 No.16983409 Report

Quoted By: >>16983482

Go around knocking berries and shit out of other Pokemon's hands.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 22:57:05 No.16983462 Report

Quoted By:

>Weezing
float all day shitting gas everywhere I don't give a fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 22:58:15 No.16983482 Report

Quoted By:

>>16983409
Don't forget to randomly pick up crappy pokemon and throw them several miles, because you can.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 23:05:46 No.16983620 Report

Quoted By:

>>16969886
I wake up as White Kyurem. Time to go on a rampage!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 23:06:21 No.16983632 Report

Quoted By:

>Charizard-mega-y
Sweet, would probably go straight to working out how to fly properly, then when I've sorted my shit out travel the world. Although before all that get the ultimate metaphorical boner because transformation is my fetish.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 23:07:03 No.16983644 Report

Quoted By: >>16983653 >>16983678 >>16983723

Wh-what do I do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 23:07:49 No.16983653 Report

Quoted By:

>>16983644
come to the world of the living and chill out make amends with your father.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 23:09:04 No.16983678 Report

Quoted By:

>>16983644
you're a dwagon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 23:10:13 No.16983696 Report

Quoted By:

>Garbodor
So, nothing changes

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 23:11:35 No.16983723 Report

Quoted By:

>>16983644
LET'S BE FRIENDS

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 23:12:36 No.16983744 Report

Quoted By:

>Electrode
So I'm suicidal

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2013 23:15:05 No.16983779 Report

Quoted By:

>Noivern
Become a dj, and play music out of my ears while being a fucking awesome dragon-bat?
I'm okay with this.

anon

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anon Mon 30 Dec 2013 00:05:19 No.16984866 Report

Quoted By:

>Electivire

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 30 Dec 2013 00:11:46 No.16985010 Report

Quoted By:

>Bastiodon
>extinct until revived under some kid's control
>don't even look like I'm supposed to
>relegated to suicide hazard duty, if not immediately boxed

at least there's all this fresh grass at the lab ;-;

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Dec 2013 00:47:30 No.16985963 Report

Quoted By:

>I became a Goodra
Make my home in a swamp. Live a care free life. Until a group of trainers find me. The trainers try to catch me. I get caught by a female trainer.
I begin to think that trainer who caught me would use me for battles. Find out she wants me for lewd things.
Don't mind it, fill the female with my seeds. Start a family with the female trainer.
Life seems good for me

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Dec 2013 01:24:22 No.16986898 Report

Quoted By:

>>16971656
I got Simisage. Maybe we can go have glorious green dude adventures.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Dec 2013 01:48:46 No.16987564 Report

Quoted By:

>Phione
Contemplate suicide because I'll never be able to evolve into my father and become a Prince of the Sea.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Dec 2013 01:57:48 No.16987805 Report

Quoted By:

>>16981139
Burn Durants.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 30 Dec 2013 02:14:14 No.16988142 Report

Quoted By: >>16989035

>Skiddo
Goata goat fast.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Dec 2013 02:21:29 No.16988296 Report

Quoted By:

>minccino
CLEAN CLEAN CLEAN CLEAN

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 30 Dec 2013 02:26:15 No.16988397 Report

Quoted By:

>garchomp
>no hands
>nothing but spikes everywhere
Its like I have no choice but to be designed to kill

Dusk

Dusk Mon 30 Dec 2013 02:43:36 No.16988829 Report

Quoted By:

>Quilava
Time to just be awesome.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Dec 2013 02:46:01 No.16988880 Report

Quoted By: >>16988918

>Dedenne
Just end myself why bother.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Dec 2013 02:47:45 No.16988918 Report

Quoted By:

>>16988880
so close ;;

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Dec 2013 02:50:26 No.16988992 Report

Quoted By:

Lets hope I get something nice....

like farfetch'd

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Dec 2013 02:52:21 No.16989035 Report

Quoted By:

>>16988142
>symbol on necklace

It pained me to read that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Dec 2013 03:19:34 No.16989646 Report

Quoted By:

>Ditto

Become a spy, transform, kill, fuck bitches

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 30 Dec 2013 03:25:20 No.16989777 Report

Quoted By:

>>16969886
>Fraxure
Time to look for Boss Drayden so I could become a Haxorus

Chris

Chris Mon 30 Dec 2013 03:46:00 No.16990249 Report

Quoted By:

>>16969886
>Deoxys: Defense-Form

I's gonsta fly around and look for some Rayquaza to start a fight with. ( >>16970274 ) Pretty sure nobody would try to catch me while i'm tearing apart their houses. I'll just be tight with the rest of the legends:
>>16970160
>>16970326
>>16970576
>>16970665
>>16970650
>>16970676

(This nigga: >>16970689 )

>>16970690

So on...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 30 Dec 2013 04:02:24 No.16990599 Report

Quoted By:

This probably won't go well.
I could imagine my life from then on unfolding similarly to the short story Metamorphosis. At least I can fly, and have a light on my butt.
Would we be able to talk as we do?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 30 Dec 2013 04:24:20 No.16991126 Report

Quoted By:

>Durant

This life shall be suffering. This life shall be pain.

James 1223-7792-9877 Spheal, Sneasel and Lapras

James 1223-7792-9877 Spheal, Sneasel and Lapras Mon 30 Dec 2013 04:27:41 No.16991197 Report

Quoted By:

Steelix
Being a steel snake that fucks shit up and doesnt get messed around with, im okay with that.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 30 Dec 2013 04:41:32 No.16991482 Report

Quoted By:

>>16980614
That has to be the best thing I've read all week.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Dec 2013 04:44:13 No.16991549 Report

Quoted By:

>>16978976
YES.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Dec 2013 05:01:32 No.16991981 Report

Quoted By:

>>16980614
I've got Alomomola, so I'd be one of those piss fish covering the coast pissing off tourists and coastal communities

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