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>that image Every time.
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>Manectric I fuck bitches (literally) and control electricity.
Anonymous
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>Aipom Not even Ambipom? Fuck that generator.
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Wormadam. Well....shit.
plasmahand 4382 2437 7539 floatzel azumarill panpour
plasmahand 4382 2437 7539 floatzel azumarill panpour Sun 29 Dec 2013 06:55:54 No. 16970087 Report Quoted By:
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>Conkeldurr Fuck bitches get money
Anonymous
>Abra I guess I'll just teleport away from trainers and sleep everyday.
Anonymous
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>#6 - Charizard-mega-y Fuck yeah.
Anonymous
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>Vanilluxe I adapt fairly well, but develop a phobia response to the songs used by ice cream trucks.
Anonymous
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>>16970129 So kind of what you do now, except in your life, "trainers" are "girls", and "teleporting" is "leaking spaghetti".
Anonymous
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>poliwrath realize i don't want to live and attempt to drown myself.
Heliolisk
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>yanmega >what the fuck >wh >don't know how to fly >die that was fun
Lii 1392-4796-8239 [Seviper/Ariados/Drapion]
Lii 1392-4796-8239 [Seviper/Ariados/Drapion] Sun 29 Dec 2013 07:00:25 No. 16970160 Report >Mega Mewtwo Y Well I no longer have a gender and I have crazy psychic powers. I may not be a ghost type but I guess this will do.
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>Slowking Gonna chill in some cave and get fresh air every sunrise
Manifest (Y) 0576-4933-0293 [Vullaby, Sandile, Inkay]
Manifest (Y) 0576-4933-0293 [Vullaby, Sandile, Inkay] Sun 29 Dec 2013 07:02:07 No. 16970195 Report Quoted By:
>Porygon Z
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>Gardevoir Am... am I still a dude?
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>>16970205 Well you sure as hell don't look like one
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>Happiny ANYONE SEEN SOME OVAL-SHAPED ROCKS
Anonymous
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Motherfucking Charizard. Thanks based random generator.
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>>16970205 You're a trap now.
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I'm got Tyrunt. I guess I'm already dead.
>>16970205 Gardevoir isn't Mandibuzz or Kangaskhan. It can be male.
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>Magcargo Be sad my trainer will never be able to pet me.
Anonymous
>Rayquaza >Live life in the sky >Scare the shit out people who are flying or in sky battles >Make friends with trainers strong enough to go toe to toe with me
Anonymous
>Venonat I think I'd do okay. I'd probably try to hang out with the Venomoths and the other Venonats, since I don't really have much going for me. I'm fluffy, though. And my eyes are pretty good. Plus, I get to sleep all day and stalk at night, so that's cool, too. As long as nobody brought a bug zapper or a fire type, I'd be okay. Probably.
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>Scrafty I'm quite happy with this.
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>Caterpie So I'm shit now, I'm shit next evolution, and I'm shit at the end. I guess I go wallow in shit.
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>Mismagius Fuck yeah I get to hide in walls and scare people.
Anonymous
>Victini Sweet, I'm adorable and have a "summon fiery apocalypse" ability. I will miss having a gender though.
Anonymous
>>16969886 Imma Horsea.
But now all I want to do is cuddle in
Prima 's beautiful pointy tits, thanks a lot OP.
Anonymous
>>16970301 I would be your friend.
Probably an equally shitty friend, but nonetheless.
>>16970279 Anonymous
>>16970333 >Prima You mean Lorelei.
Anonymous
>>16970337 Thank you. Depending on what Pokemon you rolled, I'd probably need you to be my bodyguard as well.
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> clefairy fuck.
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>Mantine I would roam around the sea doing nothing but trying to make friends. Hopefully I won't get caught though.
Anonymous
>Minun >Eat berries and shit >Find a cute Plusle girl >Become a cheering duo >Cheer on forest Pokemon and trainers >Be happy >Get eaten by a Talonflame
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>16970363 I'm an Venonat.
I don't think we'd be off to a good start, honestly.
Anonymous
>>16970412 >get eaten by a talon flame 10/10
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>Carvanha Well at least one day I will evolve into a Sharpedo which is pretty nice.
Anonymous
>>16970430 Crap. Well, I hope you don't mind fuzzy bug cuddling, 'cause I'd be afraid to go to sleep every night.
Anonymous
>>16969886 >inb4 someone gets metapod Anonymous
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Tyrantrum Wreck shit all day.
Anonymous
>>16970460 If I did not excrete poison, I'd be up for that.
If someone comes by with a Pansear, we're boned in the worst way.
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>Natu Seems shitty, I'll be scared of practically everything in the wild, and if I evolve I'll just stand still all day looking into the future all day, for better or worse. Even worse every trainer will want me because natus the most kawaii nigga ever, and I can't even fly away because tiny wings.
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>>16970530 Man, I didn't even get a decent secondary type. Guess I'll just cower in the corner of whatever cave we find and pray to Arceus that any one of several hundred much bigger and stronger predators don't smell our delicious buggy scents.
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>absol mega i guess i could do flying dog things
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>>16970439 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwSKkKrUzUk It's the circle. Birth, adolescence, fictional mouse, bird poop.
Anonymous
>regice I guess I'll be a pretty chill pokemon.
Anonymous
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>#422 - Shellos Pink version Live the live of a shellos man, near the sea or in a swamp, just hang out with my fellow Shellos and stuff. I'm tiny so yeah cool.
Anonymous
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Rollan for the metapod
>>16970465 Anonymous
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>Froakie Fuck yes, frog ninja
Anonymous
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>Mienshao Yeah I can dig that.
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>Mega-Gardevoir Oh don't mind me, just being a guy, in a dress.
Anonymous
>>16969886 >Jirachi Sweet. If I see any of you fags in the wild, I'm just going to stunlock you over and over again, just because I can.
I'll also grant my own wishes left and right.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>16969886 >Celebi Explore every era of time I guess.
Anonymous
>Deoxys >Speed I guess I gotta go fast
Anonymous
>Kyurem It's okayI'm used to being alone ;_;
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>>16970690 >Goomy I'll be your friend
That is if you don't eat me like a pudding cup
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>>16970701 Oh shit, I forgot Qwilfish was thing for a while there.
Anonymous
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>Sceptile i guess i'll protect weaker pokemon of the forest
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>Fetchling I can evolve right?
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Tornadus. Well, I fly around the world and wreck shit. Sounds fun.
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>>16970748 I think you'll be fine according to legend I only eat
PEOPLE Anonymous
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Be a spooky alien and sneak into people's bedrooms at night and control their mind.
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>>16970780 >not having a bandit clan to fight a clan of greninja's Anonymous
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>Ditto Oh year, I use my human brain and my ditto abilities to fuck with people all day.
Anonymous
>Cubone >cry for a solid 4 hours everyday >cry myself to sleep >cry in battle >cry when my trainer releases me for being a crybaby and shit battler >cry when I evolve for eating random rare candies on the ground because I can't find any berries without getting bullied into giving them up by other pokemon >beat the shit out of everyone >find a Marogal, fuck her and have her kids >wife dies, kids cry, start drinking religious >finally just walk off a pier into the ocean and drown because i'm a ground type Being Cubone is suffering.
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>>16970341 >2013 >not treating the anime as undeniable canon Anonymous
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>Bidoof >be unwanted >be a useless piece of shit >sit around, eat, be harmless It's like nothing changed!
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>>16970875 >Fug a kangaskhan >She accuses me of rape >Take's custody of child >Have to pay alimony forever Suffering intensifies
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>Flygon Since I'm a flygon I would travel the world and see places I wanted to see but couldn't as a human. If I'm threaten by anything I'll make a sandstorm to make a quick get away. Life as a flygon would be awesome. As long as I stay away from ice and fairy types.
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>>16969886 >Delphox >start posting Casual Encounters on craigslist >burn all the furries who contact me >profit Anonymous
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god look at them next to this smugly vaginal Cloyster >hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng
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>Haxorus >Befriend bearded badass >Wrestle >Outrage It was a good life
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>Deoxys speed Something tells me dodging trainers won't be an issue
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>Snorlax Literally nothing about the way I'm currently living my life changes.
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>Mesprit Float around, get some noms, see a trainer, DESTROY THEIR PERSONALITY, make friends with the local Pokemon, wait for the resident Team to try and look for me... You know, the usual.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>16970780 We need you, breh. We need you.
Love, Bug Types.
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>>16969886 Mega Aggron
I'm set for life
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>Masquerain No one wants me, i am even worse than my pre-evolution because i am not cute.Just like in real life!
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>Garchomp Fuck dodging trainers, I'll be waiting on their starting routes to wreck their shit in. Learn Poison jab, outrage, sandstorm, earthquake. Steal some losers mega ring and find some Garchompite. Disregard friendship and fuck every female dragon type who makes eye contact. Disregard my surroundings as well.
Quag (IGN: Dani) [1203 - 9953 - 6786] [Fraxure / Noibat / Druddigon] !Quag.o4OGc
Quag (IGN: Dani) [1203 - 9953 - 6786] [Fraxure / Noibat / Druddigon] !Quag.o4OGc Sun 29 Dec 2013 08:00:35 No. 16971181 Report Quoted By:
>Dialga Controlling time seems like a lot of responsibility.
Anonymous
>Arceus >Sit in the sky all day and watch over the other legendaries making sure they don't fuck each other up or destroy a town. >Call up legendary bros for shenanigans >Be a god
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>>16971188 >qt times with Giratina waifu Anonymous
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Goldeen. Ejaculate everywhere while avoiding fishermen. Become a Seaking then be the alpha king of the ocean.
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>>16970019 funny because I got
>Mega Manetric I guess I would run around and do shit idk
fuck up water/flying types
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at least i will be loved by some tourneyfag, hopefully a qt girl or a feminine boy
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Emolga. I can work with Emolga. Chill as fuck tree flying life, and a jolly blast from my kill-o-zap powers for the people who don't like it.
Anonymous
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>Klefki Shit shit shit shit. Now I have to somehow balance my kleptomania for keys while also avoiding competitive trainers who might want to catch me, make dittos rape me and then put me in stasis forever when I'm no longer of use.
Anonymous
Anonymous
I stab people with my elbows and my relatives are hyper-feminine and more popular.even the men Just like irl
Anonymous
>>16971656 Forgot my pic, not that you would need it.
Anonymous
I am fucked, literally. Nope. Good god. 9/10 of the trainers from here would probably rape me.
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>>16971656 >>16971677 gallade is shit anyways, he
>>16971684 is superior and more popular, enjoy being catched by an ugly landwhale and serving as her human dildo eww.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>16969886 >Tyranitar I wreck the shit up.
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>Paras I live everyday in fear of evolution.
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I intend to roll a winner will post results.
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>>1697177 Horsea coming through. My upbringing will be tough in the dangerous seas but once I find a trainer to train and evolve me into Kingdra the rape will never end.
Ascending Dragon.
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Tornadus-therian I'm an ugly fucking genie bird thing and not a qt 3.14 Lilligant or Whimsicott ;_;
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>>16971700 good luck with those mountains faggot
Anonymous
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I'll stay cool
Anonymous
>Pansear Basically just monkey around all day and set some stuff on fire. I'd probably befriend a panpour and pansage and we'd be bffs, messing with passing training and avoid capture.
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>ditto i don't even
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>Beldum >rarerarerare >trainers on every corner >pretend imma rock and hang with some geodudes/roggenrola Hopefully I evo soon.
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>M-Gyarados well time to wreck shit
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Helioptile Chilling with other Helioptiles
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>Archeops I can deal with that. Preying on all you guys that ended up being bugs.
ThatOneAnon !!G9vTJ4dKaTt
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*maniacal grin*
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>REGIROCK >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSMQYDYBALY I'd be crashing my windows all the fuck over the place.
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>Charizard Sneaky stones be damned I can fly and breath fire. I'll enjoy the fuck outta this and befriend some pokemon while im at it.
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>Crawdaunt I can live with this.
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>Snubbull A qt dog who only loving trainers ever get and not smogon pieces of shit because I suck at battling? Aw ye
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>gligar WHY DO I EXIST
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>gothorita That's pretty cool. At least I'm cute.
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>Spheal Rolling around at the speed of Spheal, got nowhere to go gonna chill in this cave~ Yeah I'm alright with this. Spheal is great.
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>Aromatisse Excuse me while I go warp some dimensions.
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>Mime Jr. I'm actually okay with this as long as I never evolve.
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I'm ok with this
Anonymous
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Oh whoops. Turned out I derped on the settings, excluded NFE because It thought it was include because I am derp. Got Thundurus-therian this time. Imokaywiththis
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>Banette Cursin all day erryday
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>Carracosta I can dig it, slapping peoples shit about and swimming to different places.
Harry/Lycka 2165-6024-6612 [Electric: Electabuzz Manectric Pikasquirrel]
Harry/Lycka 2165-6024-6612 [Electric: Electabuzz Manectric Pikasquirrel] Sun 29 Dec 2013 12:25:00 No. 16974005 Report Quoted By:
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>Wobbuffet. That's the way it is.
Anonymous
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>>16974036 Got Garchomp mega, I am pleased with this
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>piplup female trainers will love me
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>jirachi yes, thank you
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>Growlithe Live in the forest in harmony with bug and grass types and one day set out on an adventure to find a firestone.
Anonymous
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I'm Graveler. And I'm already bored of this game.
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>giratina rejected from the society, again
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>Emboar Kill myself
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>Latios Banging Latias all day all night i guess
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>Klefki Kill klefkis, steal keys.
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>Mothim fuck my life
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>sableye i can roll with this, prankster all day every day, plus i'm cute as fuck>rerolled just for the hell of it >victini the gods are smiling on me today
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Magnezone>take over some old ironworks >build it into my fortress >build an army of magnemite and magneton under my controll >we take over cities >we remodel these cities to our fortresses to >eventually take over the world life would be chill
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>Kingler Gonna scuttle my crab ass everywhere I go and attempt to snap girls bikini bottoms off at the beach
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>nidoking rule over nidos
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>Deoxys-attack Well that could have been worse, I guess I explore space and rip apart anything that gets in my way.
Anonymous
>>16969886 I am now a Vulpix
>Eat berries >Set grass on fire >Cast Will-O-Wisp and trick trainers >Avoid male pokemon trainers >Wait for the day a cute, pokegirl passes by and let myself get caught >Live a good life Anonymous
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>Nuzleaf I beleaf all of this happened for a reason.
Anonymous
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>>16974634 She kill you for exp
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>Diglett I CAN FINALLY LIFT THE SECRET ABOUT DIGLETTS FEET OMG sucks to be a digging penis though
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>magikarp someday i will kill u all
Anonymous
>Absol-mega Pretty much fine with this. I'd probably spend a lot of time trying to figure out how I mega-evolved without a trainer.
Anonymous
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>>16974763 >how I mega-evolved without a trainer r u a absol
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>Phantump So I actually have to get captured and traded if I ever want to be worth a damn. Shit.
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>>16970701 Hello there, Hugh.
I got Weepinbell...
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>dragonite defy physics and be fat.
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>>16974286 >I rolled Latias Do me.
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>>16969886 An Abomasnow-mega
Bout to hit me up some cold mountains and sleep for like 2000 years or some shit.
Anonymous
>Primeape Time to find a Darkrai to beat the shit out of.
Zharkos (IGN Catherine) 1091 - 8755 - 4086
Zharkos (IGN Catherine) 1091 - 8755 - 4086 Sun 29 Dec 2013 14:33:57 No. 16975073 Report >Darkrai Go into dreams fuck bitches Outside of dreams fuck bitches Be edgy be amazing
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Weavile. I'd just enjoy life being a badass. And should I get caught, I'll just disobey the trainer and carry on being a badass.
Zharkos (IGN Catherine) 1091 - 8755 - 4086
Zharkos (IGN Catherine) 1091 - 8755 - 4086 Sun 29 Dec 2013 14:35:29 No. 16975084 Report Quoted By:
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>Poliwhirl Gonna go swim around and not be upset with my round body anymore :D
Anonymous
>be me >be whiscash >swimming around in water >be happy >start getting old >looking for a place to stay >find a nice pond >telling the Pokemon of a nearby town folktales mfw it turns out the Pokemon, I've told about the Course of Ninetails was a human too
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Alakazam With my huge IQ i will finally utilize the potential of this pokemon and invent a way for washers to wash clothes while consuming 30% less power than before for a very reasonable price. I will become a millionaire.
Anonymous
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>>16975173 This
So. Many. Fucking. Feels.
Why can't there be more games like this?
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>>16970701 quilled in the line of duty Anonymous
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>Florges Deal with the sudden sex change and decorate places with flowers, I guess.
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>Petilil Well, this sucks. I wanted to be bara.
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>Toxicroak what were the fucking odds, Croagunk line are my favorite bros that would be fucking amazing, living somewhere rainy and chilling out with the other wild ones playing terrible pranks on them
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> Articuno Spend all my days in the cold. Encase myself in ice if I don't want to be captured by some shitty trainer. I'm one of the most beautiful flying types fuck yea. I can either lead lost travelers to safety or to their doom.
Lizerd
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>>16970274 I got mence
We can be best buds
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Dragonair I dunno, I guess I could make others jelly of my new found beauty? I've lost my arms and legs but I can shoot beams of destruction. That's a good enough trade for me
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>>16969886 >numel Gets caught by flannery, then intense fuk each other
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Whimsicott Proceed to troll the shit out of everyone
Anonymous
Mewtwo mega-X>AWWW YESSS!!
noopster - 1392/4882/3627
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electivire, not bad
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>Glaceon Who wants to fuck me.
Anonymous
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>Weedle Holy shit, I'm screwed.
haru 0061-0848-2068 (Machoke, Pancham, Hariyama)
haru 0061-0848-2068 (Machoke, Pancham, Hariyama) Sun 29 Dec 2013 15:48:59 No. 16975781 Report Quoted By:
Honchkrow... im really ok with this>become the Don >Murkrow army/brothel >beat up trainers Ep1 spearow style
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>be flyin around >see qt 3.14 Archetops >we do sensored things >She has an egg >I run around on a bike >Egg finally hatches >its a Zubat What did I do to deserve this?
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>Ekans I'm okay with that. Screwed, but happy.
Anonymous
>be flyin around >see qt 3.14 Archetops >we do sensored things >She has an egg >I run around on a bike >Egg finally hatches >its a Zubat What did I do to deserve this?
Anonymous
>>16975833 Best gen6, well done.
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>Audino Oh geez, please let this be a trainer looking for a good partner in a Double Battle! Please!
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>Dragonair ...I'm Beautiful :)
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>lickilliky i'd lick stuff I guess
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>>16975852 Noivern is the fucking shit. I dont care how people view it, cuz slap a life orb on that shit and rek everything
he's not really that great, but he's official gen6 bro/sis tier Anonymous
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>Misdreavus >Apparently I feed on fear now >Scare people who are watching horror movies >Implying I wouldn't scare the shit out of people during intercourse.
Anonymous
>Conkeldurr Bro, do you even lift?
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>Palkia float around space for a while. occasionally get forced into a realm of existence by some emotionless fuck with a god complex who also summoned some asshole who controls time. also walking innuendo
The Cancer 4141-3338-6192 jigglypuff floette kirlia
The Cancer 4141-3338-6192 jigglypuff floette kirlia Sun 29 Dec 2013 17:09:10 No. 16976747 Report Quoted By:
Sell myself for money
Pete [0104-0499-3702]
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>>16976143 > Reuniclus As a matter of fact, yes.
Anonymous
>Kadabra I'd mainly think about how I'm that kid from the pokedex entry.
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>Thro i'm just shorter bald and red now. Oh and i wear only kimono
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>Shuppet At least I'm cute? I feed off of bad emotions doe .-. And I'm only nocturnal ;.; At least mega Banette is super cool
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>Hydreigon If only faries didn't exist
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>Salamance I get to live in mountains and fly around. #Livingthedream
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>tyrunt >wonder how i came back from the dead >go on a search for answers >stop wondering and learn how to thank arceus for his sudden interest in raising the dead... again >somehow learn all the fang techniques. >Resolve to become the best tyrantrum ever. >Go around challenging strong pokemon. >treat everyone in a polite manner. >eventually join a community and try to figure out how to bring back my species as well as the amaura line.
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>slowpoke >handling my new life slowly >dodging trainers also slowly >making friends "slow..?"
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>Venomoth VENOMOTH FUCKING DUST SHIT UP
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I always wanted to be a digital duck.
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>Aipom Sweet, just need to learn how to slap people quickly with that tail
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Hypno Hypnotize little girls Take em to the forest show em my collection of swinging pendulums Trainer comes and beats me/catches me and takes the girl with him Fuck
Anonymous
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>metagross Flying around like a hover craft sounds nice. Anyone wanna be bros?
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>>16976964 maybe this is how he transformed
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>Dialga can I just stop time long enough to get my homework done
Anonymous
>Roam the lands evading all the trainers >Rape all the female Arcanine, and Ninetails. >Wander until I find a qt3.14 trainer that likes to get railed by a dog >Let her capture and train me >She lets me train her all night long Oh the bliss...
Anonymous
I got Cofagrigus. My reign shall be a good one.
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>Scolipede Gotta go fast
Anonymous
>Volcarona >Be Flying Sun Moth Pretty sure I don't need to plan any farther than that to have a great time.
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>rampardos OUTTA THE WAY BITCHES
Anonymous
>im female now >be a qt pokemon and sing all day
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>cobalion aw great now i run like an idiot, no friends for me
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>>16978199 >male fetishist zoophile threw a master ball! Anonymous
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>>16978621 >mfw my trainer is a bro that collects Cofagrigus. >Mfw I possess his body. >Mfw I am now Thanatos. Anonymous
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>Ambipom I'm okay with this I guess. Gonna live in the forest chilling with other ambipom and aipom, maybe I get captured some day.
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>#646 Kyurem-W suddenly I am movie Kyurem
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>Ninetails. I'm happy with this. I hope I have drought. I will find a beautiful man to tame me.
Anonymous
>>16970624 >Meinfoo. You'd have to help me evolve.
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>>16978886 Oh and I would avoid trainers.
Fuck up rock and ice types
Fear fairies
And stay with my kin
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>Staraptor So according to the Pokedex, I'm>Lonely >Savage >Eat bugs >Forgotten thanks to Talonflame Okay then.
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>Magikarp Avoid that asshole that always catches 6 Magikarps.
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>sableye stealin hiker's souls, munchin on gems, all day err day
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I got this cute little guy. I can make music and shit.
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Nidoran M Live a pokemon's life, go look for a moon stone. Die of old age.
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Hunt Sevipers with my homies and shit
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>Charizard Mega-X Not a fan of the edge factor, but I don't think I'd have too much trouble with trainers.
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Time to start my new career into porn.
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>doublade I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO DO GUISE I HAVE AICHMOPHOBIA
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>Lickylicky Welp. An hero time.
Luna 4098-3112-1798
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Got blazkien first time Honestly not much changes
Anonymous
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The more things change... the more they stay the same.
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>>16978199 Lion, motherfucker
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>Vaporeon Well... at least it's not gardevoir? shit
muffs
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fucking celibi Just chill at my shrine all day
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>>16969886 >Mega Gyrados I will piss in every ocean. I will completely empty my bladder when given chance. I will drink more water just to convert it to piss. When the ocean is then feeling more like my splendid piss, I will then float in the air and laugh my evil, stupid face off when all the stupid fish Mon rise to the surface. I will then do whirlpools and tornadoes and send it ashore, so that the piss fish will cover the coast, pissing off tourist sites and coastal communities. Then I would get thundered and remember my glorious death.
Or I'd flounder from not knowing how to fucking swim in the ocean. Either or.
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> Kricketot god damn it I am so fucked but damn if I don't look stylish.
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>>16980614 You are the embodiment of evil...
Elias (Poison)1736-1512-4937 (???, ???, ???)
Elias (Poison)1736-1512-4937 (???, ???, ???) Sun 29 Dec 2013 20:55:44 No. 16980872 Report I'm a Larvesta. I think I'll just start beating the shit out of everything smaller than me until I evolve. Then I'll burn the shit out of everything smaller than me. Such is the life cycle of Larvesta.
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>Gallade hmm, at least I'm still male and ain't some faggot's waifu Where do even the ralts-line live? I would just try my best to avoid land-whales and furries
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>>16980872 and then you become this
>>16978670 any other plans?
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>Registeel I guess I would sit in a cave for a few million years and wait for someone to show up. Nah, fuck that. I would bust my way out of that cave and travel all over Hoenn. Except I wouldn't be able to swim, so I'd have to walk along the ocean floor to get anywhere.
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M-Garchomp. Awww sheeeiit. I'd just be lazy as fuck chilling in my cave, make friends with some chill ass stoner grass types (aromatherapy anyone?), and fuck anyone up that messes with me.
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Starmie, I'd chillax on the beaches looking at all the sexy invertebrates floating by. Occasionally I'd blow up the occasional ship that floated past with my psychic powers to impress all the lady starfish.
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Heracross I guess I'd hide in trees and drink sap
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>>16978949 Look at it and tell me it isnt feminine
Jordan 4270-1784-0816 Poison (kakuna, venomoth, ????)
Jordan 4270-1784-0816 Poison (kakuna, venomoth, ????) Sun 29 Dec 2013 21:46:50 No. 16981995 Report Anonymous
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>>16969886 >heracross Not bad
Anonymous
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>Celebi Chill in Game Freak's Pokébank distribution system waiting to be distributed to the trainers that will never download Pokébank.
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Pupitar. I will bide my time. Soon.... soon...
Anonymous
>>16981995 playing "tricks" you fairy
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>Aurorus Everyone I have ever loved is dead.
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Fuck yeah Misdreavus.>Scare people shitless. >Spy on people, but more importantly peep in the girls locker room. >Make people go insane.
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>>16982714 Wake up
Look at mask that used to fit my real face
Weep
Wander around tunnels and look at writing/art
I used to know this..
Why can't I remember it all now?
What is the sun?
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Altaria flying around trying to convince people I am somehow a dragon I guess
Anonymous
>Male Buneary >Get caught by some waifu fag >Get stuffed with cakes and vitamins so I evolve out of "Happiness" >Forced to be his qt 3.14 trap >Be horribly abused >Can't escape >MFW Welp
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>>16982714 >chav hit you in the stomach >you die >inadvertently cut yourself with a knife >you die >it's raining >you die >kid hits you with a slingshot >you die >elephants show >you die >have a picnic >you die Anonymous
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>>16982714 Which would be you.
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Go around knocking berries and shit out of other Pokemon's hands.
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>Weezing float all day shitting gas everywhere I don't give a fuck
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>>16983409 Don't forget to randomly pick up crappy pokemon and throw them several miles, because you can.
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>>16969886 I wake up as White Kyurem. Time to go on a rampage!
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>Charizard-mega-y Sweet, would probably go straight to working out how to fly properly, then when I've sorted my shit out travel the world. Although before all that get the ultimate metaphorical boner because transformation is my fetish.
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>>16983644 come to the world of the living and chill out make amends with your father.
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>>16983644 you're a dwagon
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>Garbodor So, nothing changes
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>>16983644 LET'S BE FRIENDS
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>Electrode So I'm suicidal
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>Noivern Become a dj, and play music out of my ears while being a fucking awesome dragon-bat? I'm okay with this.
anon
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>Bastiodon >extinct until revived under some kid's control >don't even look like I'm supposed to >relegated to suicide hazard duty, if not immediately boxed at least there's all this fresh grass at the lab ;-;
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>I became a Goodra Make my home in a swamp. Live a care free life. Until a group of trainers find me. The trainers try to catch me. I get caught by a female trainer . I begin to think that trainer who caught me would use me for battles. Find out she wants me for lewd things. Don't mind it, fill the female with my seeds. Start a family with the female trainer. Life seems good for me
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>>16971656 I got Simisage. Maybe we can go have glorious green dude adventures.
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>Phione Contemplate suicide because I'll never be able to evolve into my father and become a Prince of the Sea.
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>minccino CLEAN CLEAN CLEAN CLEAN
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>garchomp >no hands >nothing but spikes everywhere Its like I have no choice but to be designed to kill
Dusk
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>Quilava Time to just be awesome.
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>Dedenne Just end myself why bother.
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Lets hope I get something nice....like farfetch'd
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>>16988142 >symbol on necklace It pained me to read that.
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>Ditto Become a spy, transform, kill, fuck bitches
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>>16969886 >Fraxure Time to look for Boss Drayden so I could become a Haxorus
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>>16969886 >Deoxys: Defense-Form I's gonsta fly around and look for some Rayquaza to start a fight with. (
>>16970274 ) Pretty sure nobody would try to catch me while i'm tearing apart their houses. I'll just be tight with the rest of the legends:
>>16970160 >>16970326 >>16970576 >>16970665 >>16970650 >>16970676 (This nigga:
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>>16970690 So on...
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This probably won't go well. I could imagine my life from then on unfolding similarly to the short story Metamorphosis. At least I can fly, and have a light on my butt. Would we be able to talk as we do?
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>Durant This life shall be suffering. This life shall be pain.
James 1223-7792-9877 Spheal, Sneasel and Lapras
James 1223-7792-9877 Spheal, Sneasel and Lapras Mon 30 Dec 2013 04:27:41 No. 16991197 Report Quoted By:
Steelix Being a steel snake that fucks shit up and doesnt get messed around with, im okay with that.
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>>16980614 That has to be the best thing I've read all week.
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>>16980614 I've got Alomomola, so I'd be one of those piss fish covering the coast pissing off tourists and coastal communities