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>As a big surprise and thank-you to all our players, we've teamed up with Mountain Dew® and Doritos® to bring you two exclusive new Pokémon! >Dewnal: >This unique new evolution of Dewgong, brought to you by Mountain Dew®, is sure to get your adrenaline pumping! Dewnal can join your team when you use a Dew Stone on any Dewgong in your party. >Enter in codes under the caps of specially marked bottles of Mountain Dew® to earn Dew Points in-game. Defeat and then trade your Dew Points with a special Mountain Climber in-game to receive the Dew Stone! >Dewnal has mastered the Dewfresh move, which grants a temporary speed increase to every Pokémon on your team! >Doriteon: >A delicious new evolution of Eevee! This spicy electric/fire type can be earned by using the Doritos® Bag item on an Eevee in your party. >You can get the Doritos® Bag item by downloading the Doritos® Experience application from the Nintendo eShop ($1.99), or by Streetpassing five others who have the app! >Doriteon knows the powerful Cheese Powder move, which coats the enemy in a gooey layer of Doritos® cheese! >We'd also like to announce the Pokémon + Dew and Doritos sweepstakes! >Among the prizes, you can win a life-sized Dewnal or Doriteon plush! >Check back soon for more info. >Additional terms apply, see the full contest rules for details.
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I don't know, that Dewnal looks worth the money.
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No boosted exp under every cap of Mountain Dew?
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>It can use Soul Dew
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This reminds me of when Honedge was revealed, I kept samefagging a thread saying there was a Dewgong evo.
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>>16979559 >Intoducing, snack-type pokemon >No es fake Anonymous
>>16979683 under every cap of doritos (TM) Pokefood (TM) or Mountai Dew (TM) pokemon fuel (TM)
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what about a fedora pokemon
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>>16979903 It would be an epic Pokemon for a truly epic meme.
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> The latest patch from Nintendo will revolutionize the way you play! In addition to Pokebank you can now transfer directly to your in game PC! > This amazing ability is only £10.99 a month, alternatively £6.99 per box or £1.99 per pokemon transferred. > You must first use your online pass inside the game box to verify you purchased our game brand new, online passes can be bought separately via the e-store at £15.99 each for you naughty pre-owned buyers!
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> Game Freak being bought by EA
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>>16980025 I don't know which one is worse
they both have horrible practices but atleast EA doesn't remake games 1 year later
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>>16980187 >but atleast EA doesn't remake games 1 year later Anonymous
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>>16980187 >EA doesn't remake games 1 year later Anonymous
>>16980187 what is
>NHL,NBA,Madden >callofdoody Anonymous
>>16980187 >EA doesn't remake games 1 year later >what is Madden, Fifa, etc. Anonymous
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sports games are not the same as rpgs
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>Paid DLC events (Mystery Dungeon already does this, a grim portent of things to come) >A complete reboot which removes or redesigns existing Pokemon. >Explicitly-stated LGBT characters >Replacing turn-based combat with real-time button mashing (Which most casuals seem to want and cite as the way to make Pokemon good) >Completely fucking up the point of online laddering again like in Gen 5
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>>16980258 >>16980280 >>16980242 >being this fucking stupid >>>/out/ Maybe some fresh air will cure your idiocy.
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>>16980579 >I...I was only pretending to be retarded! Anonymous
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>>16980504 >explicitly-stated LGBT characters please no
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>>16980579 How often do you sharpen those edges?
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>>16980601 I'm not even that fucker.
>>16980649 Once a week
;^) and you?
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>>16980504 >A complete reboot which removes or redesigns existing Pokemon. But this is desperately needed. There are so many garbage pokemon both in terms of design and useability, it's not even funny.
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>you can now share your Pokemon with friends on Facebook!
Sari 1349 5683 2035 fly (spearow-swanna-rufflet)
Sari 1349 5683 2035 fly (spearow-swanna-rufflet) Sun 29 Dec 2013 21:03:34 No. 16981050 Report >yourmomsball, the soccerball pokemon, can be added in your game by buying fiffa 2015, its unique ability, teamwork, allows it to increase its stats by 10% for each other EA game linked to your facebook account!
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Sari 1349 5683 2035 fly (spearow-swanna-rufflet) Sun 29 Dec 2013 21:07:04 No. 16981140 Report >>16980972 >the facebook safari is now open to all members having a premium 5$/month subscription! and don't forget to buy awesomeBalls at the e-shop to ensure all your pokes have perfect iv's (premium offer : 5$ the 10 first balls then 0.5$ per additional balls, get coupons by liking this pages to your friends!) Anonymous
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This is for you OP
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>>16979559 >We've decided to make pokemon a more social game >Your character is now linked to your facebook and google account >Everytime you win a battle, we will automatically share it with all your social networks! >You pokemon are tired and need rest. You can wait ten hours for them to be ready to go again, or you can buy some pokepuffs in our eShop! >Get this exclusive shiny pokemon on our eShop >You can only breed pokemon with a pokemon your friend has deposited at the daycare on their copy of Pokemon. Anonymous
>an item that lets your Pokemon temporarily evolve beyond their normal state during battle, giving the Pokemon extra stats and broken abilities >make players pay to transfer their Mons from the previous games
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paying for transferring pokemon
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>>16981140 >5$ the 10 first balls then 0.5$ per additional balls Anonymous
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>>16982103 >implying we'll ever be able to transfer Anonymous
>>16980504 >A gay character would make you quit a video game I find cock suckers disgusting but if you let it get to you that much, it means they're winning.
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>>16982103 Then what are you still doing here?
If you've quit Pokemon, then shouldn't you have absolutely nothing to do with it anymore?
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>>16982103 So did you quit when Nintendo made you pay for an additional gameboy and a link cable to transfer from RBY to GSC?
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>>16982048 >make players pay to transfer their Mons from theprevious games Anonymous
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>>16982048 But it's a fucking annual fee of $5 how hard can that be.
Just collect pocket change between each payment you sick freak.
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>>16982048 >not gitting gud and raping megas sideways everytime >not being able to ask mommy for 5 bucks a year How's fourth grade coming along, bud?
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>>16982048 >implying Nintendo doesn't need that money so their servers don't go to shit once again Anonymous
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>>16981140 >5$ Where the fuck are you from?
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>>16983505 You're almost as big of a fucking idiot as the guy you're replying to.
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>>16979559 I'm not gonna lie, I'm honestly wondering how an Electric/Fire pokemon would work.
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>>16990176 >Electric/Fire Wow, where's my Earthquake! Gotta find my Earthquake! Yep!
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>>16990176 >4x Ground Weakness into the trash it goes
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>>16980961 and who says which is garbage in terms of design? you? me ? masuda?
they already said that this will never happen though
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>>16990445 The only Electric/Fire doesn't care about Ground
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>>16990445 >>16990461 >Electric/Fire Type >Has Levitate for some ungodly reason What about now?
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>>16979860 i would buy pokefood. i'm disgusted with myself
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>>16980504 >Replacing turn-based combat with real-time button mashing No. Pokemon is my slow game, my reflexes are going to shit and I need this to stay turn based
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>>16988925 What if Nintendo did this on purpose to make us think that?
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>>16990858 gravity, fling iron ball, throws some rocks at it, use water
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>>16988925 >implying Nintendo doesn't need the money to just keep their lights on we all know the real reason
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>>16990858 >what is Rock type? Anonymous
>Your last pokemon fainted! Would you like to purchase a Last Chance to revive your last pokemon for $0.99? >>Yes >No
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>>16991247 >electric/fire pokemon goes to OU because reasons >rock/ground suddenly best typing do it
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>>16991079 you need to be over 18 to post here
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>>16979559 I still don't get the Mountain Dew and Doritos meme.
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>>16991381 all of xbox's marketing the past year
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>>16991256 >actually letting all of your pokemon faint Get a load of this scrub. That could be a feature and most people would never see it.
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>>16991462 >Never loses an online battle Whoa, check out this badass
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>>16990858 >what is Rotom-H Anonymous
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>>16991622 stop trying to convince people your fakemons are getting into the game
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>>16980504 >not wanting a non-childish pokemon reboot with realistic looking pokemon, a more mature story and more challenging gameplay Anonymous
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>Rotom-Hitler levitates smugly while sandforce exadrills and onix's use earthquake. >the room goes dark >The light focuses on him >CAN YOU SMELLLELELLELLLLL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING >THE ROCK USED SMACK DOWN >Rotom-Hitler falls to the ground >THE ROCK USED EARTHQUAKE >rotom-hitler went back to smogonland like the bitch nigger he is.
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>Pokemon X2 and Y2 instead of Z
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>>16991884 B3 and W3 for me.
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>>16991781 >wanting a hyper realistic pokemon game with mature story I'll never understand people like you.
Games are about fun, not about dragging you into depressing realism.
