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Anonymous Mon 30 Dec 2013 23:14:29 No.17010725 View View Reply Original Report

ITT: post your ideal pokemon bro. Pic related.

>Can possess any machinery to clean/cook/drive you places
>Doesn't need to eat/drink
>Mischievous personality, can steal shit for you
>Great for parties

Brotom is my shit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 30 Dec 2013 23:31:10 No.17011191 Report

Quoted By: >>17014751 >>17014909

>Big, fluffy, cuddly dog
>Personal guard dog and best bro
>Large enough to ride everywhere
>Incredibly loyal; Hachiko the Arcanine

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 01:39:36 No.17014688 Report

Quoted By: >>17016063

>can conjure water for journeys through desert,etc
>water pokemon are best bros
>great at wingmanning because bitches loves eveelutions
>ferocious as fuck, master of tanking

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 01:40:39 No.17014708 Report

Quoted By: >>17015119

forgot pic

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 01:42:31 No.17014751 Report

Quoted By: >>17014869

>>17011191
It can fuck you too, probably has a big knot.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 01:44:34 No.17014805 Report

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>is spaceship
>generates electricity
>can find lost metal objects

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 01:45:02 No.17014815 Report

Quoted By: >>17015112

>is a horse so can ride on it
>wears boots
>has taunt for boo boo keys
>classy as fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 01:46:28 No.17014852 Report

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Altaria - Fluffy cloud bird thats also a dragon
Absol - JRPG Protaganist, able to grow wings

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 01:46:57 No.17014869 Report

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>>17014751
That's the best part.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 01:48:31 No.17014909 Report

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>>17011191
enjoy cleaning up his big-ass shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 01:56:50 No.17015112 Report

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>>17014815
>can probably give you good fashion advice

based

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 01:57:07 No.17015119 Report

Quoted By: >>17015418

>>17014708
> .gif
> disappointment

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 01:59:15 No.17015174 Report

Quoted By: >>17016140

>>17010725
LOL your so right. I would take brotom to all my best friend's parties and have him possess his TV at 2 in the morning xD

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 02:08:52 No.17015418 Report

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>>17015119
unfortunately, best pic of broporeon I could find on google images

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 02:32:08 No.17016006 Report

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>Be the kid who liked dinosaurs growing up
>Naturally like fossilmons
>Favorites used to be Carrabrosta and Rampabros
>Then Tybrotrum came along
>All around based brokemon
>Strong jaw and awesome speed ensure I'm never late to anything (strong jaw because fuck elderly people on the road)
>Greatest conversation starter ever
>Royal as fuck
>Eats anything like a champ,including freezerburnt meat and the yappy shithead dogs

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 02:34:44 No.17016063 Report

Quoted By: >>17016674

>>17014688
>>can conjure water for journeys through desert,etc
>>water pokemon are best bros
>>great at wingmanning because bitches loves eveelutions
>>ferocious as fuck, master of tanking

who is it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 02:37:44 No.17016140 Report

Quoted By: >>17016309

>>17015174
>xD

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 02:43:27 No.17016309 Report

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>>17016140
>not quoting the entire post
It has to be shitposting.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 02:50:00 No.17016475 Report

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>is bat
>many wings
>fly all day
>silent

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 02:54:11 No.17016570 Report

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>>17010725
It could help me gather food from high up in the trees whilst I live with it in the forest.
I may even be able to join their troop.
Also my favourite pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 02:58:46 No.17016674 Report

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>>17016063
broporeon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 03:01:39 No.17016760 Report

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My Pokebro since 2001
>Surf and waterfalls like a champ
>Strong Ice Beam stab wow
>Cute and friendly
>That's it

I don't know why I loved him so much when I was a child, and I don't know why I'm still in love with him.
If only it was even remotely viable in OU, he would be the star of every team of mine.

pikachuguy

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pikachuguy Tue 31 Dec 2013 03:05:18 No.17016872 Report

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>is electric
>is cuddly
>learns iron tail to decapitate stupid people
>has exclusive item that doubles attacking stats
>has been my bro since I started Pokémonz

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 03:10:16 No.17017008 Report

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>I mean come on this lil' nigga would be so fun to have around.
>Help cut veggies
>Is a walking knife / pair of scissors
>Him + Metagross is best Steel Combo

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 03:11:32 No.17017055 Report

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>Adorable as I don't even know I'd need to come up with a new word for how adorable I think it is
>It'd probably be great to cuddle with, the dex even mentions that "their white fur feels amazing to touch."
>If traits from Minccino carry over, it'd probably try to help out with cleaning around the house
>Very reliable in battles if needed; really fast, good coverage, and Skill Link perfects it

Cinccino is really just the best, if you ask me.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 03:24:08 No.17017395 Report

Quoted By: >>17022439

>love foxes
>long tails
>soft fur and very cuddly
>never be lonely

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 03:31:37 No.17017570 Report

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>literally a teddy bear
>bitches fucking LOVE teddy bears
>paws taste good as shit
>bears in captivity don't hibernate
>evolves into grumpiest fucking bear on planet, total badass
>warm fur and shit

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 03:39:43 No.17017767 Report

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>would scare people off
>could haunt/fuck with people if I wanted it to
>mischievous
>keeps you cool in hot weather

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 06:24:16 No.17022439 Report

Quoted By: >>17025489

>>17017395

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 08:38:21 No.17025207 Report

Quoted By: >>17025349

>is huge, purple psychic cat
>can get high up things for me with psychic powers
>never ride public transportation again, can just teleport me places
>can talk
>has been my favorite Pokemon since the first movie

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 08:48:49 No.17025349 Report

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>>17025207
>Use his powers to become a super villain.
that's the only way

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 08:54:06 No.17025442 Report

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>really fucking soft
>elastic body, can be used as tampoline
>can inflate into a balloon
>it's a fucking pink rabbit

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 08:56:57 No.17025489 Report

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>>17022439
Long live the nine tailed fox

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 09:02:29 No.17025567 Report

Quoted By: >>17028248

>the fucking spirit of the desert
>whipping up sandstorms all day
>flying n shit
>levitate because fuck the ground
>red goggle things for muh eye protection
>better design than garshit

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 09:28:54 No.17025879 Report

Quoted By: >>17028239

>stares down all my enemies
>rocks the paper crowns at Burger King
>has Wrap and Vine Whip, so i can pick up girls at BDSM clubs
>can use Aromatherapy, so i can give perfume to girls i pick up from BDSM clubs

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 13:50:00 No.17028239 Report

Quoted By:

>>17025879
>wrap, vine whip
>not bind
shiggy

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 13:51:10 No.17028248 Report

Quoted By:

>>17025567
Mah nigga

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