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>finally get a copy of Y after 2 months of it's release
>so excited to play
>get a rock hard boner just touching the plastic
>pop the game in and start
>the boner doesn't go away
>confused, but ignore it
>pass through the beginning screens
>no problem
>see opening cut scene
>boner now hurts
>start to get concerned, but ignore it
>step outside
>see shauna
>cum trickles out of my dick
>holding it in burns my urethra from the inside out
>I must stay strong, I've been waiting 2 months
>look back down at the 3ds
>shauna still there
>"Hi anon"
>completely lose my shit
>immediately slam shut the 3ds on my dick
>unleash a metric ton of cum onto the system
>screens turn off
>start to panic
>open up the system to see what happened
>cum fried the circuits
>ohwell.jpg
>have the warranty
>call nientendo
>they can't help me
>not covered under warranty
>please understand
Fucking Nintendo.
>so excited to play
>get a rock hard boner just touching the plastic
>pop the game in and start
>the boner doesn't go away
>confused, but ignore it
>pass through the beginning screens
>no problem
>see opening cut scene
>boner now hurts
>start to get concerned, but ignore it
>step outside
>see shauna
>cum trickles out of my dick
>holding it in burns my urethra from the inside out
>I must stay strong, I've been waiting 2 months
>look back down at the 3ds
>shauna still there
>"Hi anon"
>completely lose my shit
>immediately slam shut the 3ds on my dick
>unleash a metric ton of cum onto the system
>screens turn off
>start to panic
>open up the system to see what happened
>cum fried the circuits
>ohwell.jpg
>have the warranty
>call nientendo
>they can't help me
>not covered under warranty
>please understand
Fucking Nintendo.