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Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 15:19:46 No.17029362 View View Reply Original Report

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Is Shuckle a turtle/tortoise ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 15:22:45 No.17029402 Report

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No.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 15:23:49 No.17029424 Report

Quoted By: >>17029442 >>17029460 >>17029869

Is heatran a turtle?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 15:24:39 No.17029442 Report

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>>17029424
no because no shell

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 15:25:07 No.17029452 Report

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>>17029362
It's a bug inside a rock.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 15:25:58 No.17029460 Report

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>>17029424
It's a frog

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 15:27:01 No.17029478 Report

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It's like a barnacle iirc

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 15:28:09 No.17029501 Report

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Neither
He's Gamera but with rocks instead of fire

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 15:39:17 No.17029666 Report

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>>17029362
It's a uh... barnacle-worm-coral-thing?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 15:41:54 No.17029706 Report

Quoted By: >>17029722 >>17029838 >>17029858 >>17030090 >>17030250

>there are two Water turtles
>there is no Electric turtle

Also, do you consider Golem to be one?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 15:42:59 No.17029722 Report

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>>17029706

> an electric turtle
> based on an animal that moves slow

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 15:43:04 No.17029724 Report

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It's a rock fungus that coincidentally looks like a turtle

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 15:45:28 No.17029757 Report

Quoted By: >>17029873

>>17029722
>eelektross

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 15:50:52 No.17029838 Report

Quoted By: >>17029858

>>17029706
surely golem is a golem

John Lydon lol !xPOSER9PtU

John Lydon lol !xPOSER9PtU Tue 31 Dec 2013 15:52:03 No.17029858 Report

Quoted By: >>17029892 >>17031558

>>17029706
It's a lizard born inside a rock suit and it gradually evolves to become one with the rock.

>>17029838
Do you even know what a golem is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 15:53:04 No.17029869 Report

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>>17029424
It's obviously a spider

John Lydon lol !xPOSER9PtU

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John Lydon lol !xPOSER9PtU Tue 31 Dec 2013 15:53:14 No.17029873 Report

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>>17029757
It's a lampray.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 15:54:10 No.17029892 Report

Quoted By: >>17029952

>>17029858
>It's a lizard born inside a rock suit and it gradually evolves to become one with the rock.
>a lizard
>born inside a rock suit

U wot m8?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 15:54:27 No.17029897 Report

Quoted By: >>17029941 >>17029968

Avalugg is an ice tortoise.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 15:55:15 No.17029914 Report

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>>17029873
And? It still has 50 speed.

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Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 15:55:29 No.17029922 Report

Quoted By: >>17029940 >>17029983 >>17030043 >>17030065 >>17030132

HOLY SHIT WHY IS THERE ALWAYS A FUCKING TURTLE POKEMON

EVERY
FUCKING
GEN

WITHOUT FAIL WE GET A FUCKING TURTLE POKEMON WHAT THE FUCK IS GF DOING I'M SICK OF FUCKING TURTLES STOP SPOONFEEDING ME TURTLE SHIT

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 15:56:29 No.17029940 Report

Quoted By: >>17030036

>>17029922
There's just so many turtles in existence that you could make a whole gen out of turtle Pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 15:56:29 No.17029941 Report

Quoted By: >>17029963 >>17029972

>>17029897
No its not.

John Lydon lol !xPOSER9PtU

John Lydon lol !xPOSER9PtU Tue 31 Dec 2013 15:57:01 No.17029952 Report

Quoted By: >>17029976

>>17029892
Probably for camouflage or something, I don't know. I don't make the rules here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 15:57:29 No.17029963 Report

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>>17029941
But it is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 15:57:46 No.17029968 Report

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>>17029897
it's a coffee table

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 15:58:02 No.17029972 Report

Quoted By: >>17029988

>>17029941

Then why does it look like one?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 15:58:07 No.17029976 Report

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>>17029952
So youre telling me you think Geodude is a lizard inside of a rock suit for camouflage.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 15:58:36 No.17029983 Report

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>>17029922
Gen VI got a turtle?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 15:59:04 No.17029986 Report

Quoted By: >>17029996

>>17029983
avalugg

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 15:59:12 No.17029988 Report

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>>17029972
>Machamp is a human
>No its not
>Then why does it look like one?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 15:59:40 No.17029996 Report

Quoted By: >>17030021 >>17030026 >>17032212

>>17029986
avalugg isn't a turtle

John Lydon lol !xPOSER9PtU

John Lydon lol !xPOSER9PtU Tue 31 Dec 2013 16:00:36 No.17030010 Report

Quoted By: >>17030062 >>17030079

>>17029976
>you think Geodude is a lizard inside of a rock suit
Yes.
>for camouflage.
Probably.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 16:01:01 No.17030021 Report

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>>17029996
>slow moving, 4 stumps for limbs and a head sticking out of a main roughly spherical "body"
yes he is

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 16:01:17 No.17030026 Report

Quoted By: >>17030071

>>17029996
But it is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 16:02:01 No.17030036 Report

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>>17029940
Would play

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Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 16:02:26 No.17030043 Report

Quoted By: >>17030075 >>17030100 >>17030396 >>17031576 >>17032009

>>17029922
HOLY SHIT WHY IS THERE ALWAYS A FUCKING FROG POKEMON

EVERY
FUCKING
GEN

WITHOUT FAIL WE GET A FUCKING FROG POKEMON WHAT THE FUCK IS GF DOING I'M SICK OF FUCKING FROG STOP SPOONFEEDING ME FROG SHIT

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 16:03:34 No.17030062 Report

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>>17030010
You're a faggot, take your head canon elsewhere

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 16:03:38 No.17030065 Report

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>>17029922
SOMEONE isn't turtley enough for the turtle club

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 16:03:39 No.17030066 Report

Quoted By: >>17030192

>>17030021
>totally flat on top
>roughly spherical
Ok mate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 16:04:19 No.17030071 Report

Quoted By: >>17030086 >>17030114

>>17030021
>>17030026

>no source
>not taking bergmite into consideration

nah. It's just an iceburg. At one pole, Ice is generally flat(i think its the south pole?) This is Avalugg. At the other, Ice tends to be jagged and forms spikes and shit. This is Bergmite

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Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 16:04:34 No.17030075 Report

Quoted By: >>17030108 >>17030125

>>17030043
HOLY SHIT WHY IS THERE ALWAYS A FUCKING PIKACLONE

EVERY
FUCKING
GEN

WITHOUT FAIL WE GET A FUCKING PIKACLONE WHAT THE FUCK IS GF DOING I'M SICK OF FUCKING PIKACLONES STOP SPOONFEEDING ME PIKACLONE SHIT

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 16:05:05 No.17030079 Report

Quoted By: >>17030131

>>17030010
That is very stupid. There is no reason for you to believe Geodude is a lizard-- especially one in a "rock suit".

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 16:05:30 No.17030086 Report

Quoted By: >>17030171

>>17030071
What?

Bergmite/avalugg are based on icebergs.

Bergmite is the small, top part that's visible, out of the water
Avalugg is the much larger part hidden underneath

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 16:05:50 No.17030090 Report

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>>17029706
golem is an arbok in a rock

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 16:06:08 No.17030100 Report

Quoted By: >>17030106 >>17030247

>>17030043

>gen 3
>frog

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 16:06:52 No.17030106 Report

Quoted By: >>17030129 >>17030186

>>17030100
>what is toxicroak

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 16:07:00 No.17030108 Report

Quoted By: >>17030125

>>17030075
The only one that I can agree on

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 16:07:14 No.17030114 Report

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>>17030071

>pokemon can't be based on more than 1 thing

it's an iceberg with tortoise qualities. how hard is it to understand?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 16:07:53 No.17030125 Report

Quoted By: >>17030134 >>17030138 >>17035768

>>17030075
>>17030108
>Gen II
>Pikaclone

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 16:08:02 No.17030129 Report

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>>17030106
Gen 4, nigga

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John Lydon lol !xPOSER9PtU Tue 31 Dec 2013 16:08:17 No.17030131 Report

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>>17030079
>There is no reason for you to believe Geodude is a lizard
>implying Golem's animal parts aren't reptillian

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Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 16:08:24 No.17030132 Report

Quoted By: >>17030147 >>17030158 >>17030167 >>17030170 >>17031278

>>17029922
HOLY SHIT WHY IS THERE ALWAYS A FUCKING BIRD OF PREY POKEMON

EVERY
FUCKING
GEN

WITHOUT FAIL WE GET A FUCKING BIRD OF PREY POKEMON WHAT THE FUCK IS GF DOING I'M SICK OF FUCKING BIRDS OF PREY STOP SPOONFEEDING ME BIRD OF PREY SHIT

Pidgeot is a pigeon eagle and swellow is a swallow falcon
And yes, i am truly mad, fuck birds of prey

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 16:08:29 No.17030134 Report

Quoted By: >>17030139

>>17030125
>pichu

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 16:08:53 No.17030138 Report

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>>17030125

>pichu
>not a clone
>inb4B-BUT IT'S RELATED TO PIKACHU

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 16:08:54 No.17030139 Report

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>>17030134
>pre-evolution of Pikachu
>pikaclone

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 16:09:29 No.17030147 Report

Quoted By: >>17030183

>>17030132
You mean the regional bird that you find on the first route every gen?

John Lydon lol !xPOSER9PtU

John Lydon lol !xPOSER9PtU Tue 31 Dec 2013 16:10:19 No.17030158 Report

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>>17030132
>The different methods yield surprisingly consistent estimates of a global bird population of between 200 billion and 400 billion individuals (1 billion=109).
http://link.springer.com/article/10.1023%2FA%3A1018341530497

It's reflective of real life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 16:10:25 No.17030159 Report

Quoted By: >>17030179 >>17030194

>>17030129
>what is politoed

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 16:10:57 No.17030167 Report

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>>17030132
Who was Gen 5's bird of prey?

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Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 16:11:05 No.17030170 Report

Quoted By: >>17030270

>>17030132
HOLY SHIT WHY IS THERE ALWAYS A FUCKING CAT POKEMON

EVERY
FUCKING
GEN

WITHOUT FAIL WE GET A FUCKING CAT POKEMON WHAT THE FUCK IS GF DOING I'M SICK OF FUCKING CATS STOP SPOONFEEDING ME CAT SHIT

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 16:11:13 No.17030171 Report

Quoted By: >>17030249

>>17030086
their names only allude to icebergs in english
Avalugg is based on fucking crevasses in ice

>>17030114

>this argument again

what's even tortoise about it? It's more therapod than tortoise. Bergmite has no tortoise/turtle traits

Avalugg's only tortoise trait is being squat. Venusaur is the same

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 16:11:45 No.17030179 Report

Quoted By: >>17030207 >>17030209

>>17030159
From Gen II?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 16:11:59 No.17030183 Report

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>>17030147
No, i really mean birds of prey, such as eagles, falcons, hawks, etc. Fucking shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 16:12:06 No.17030186 Report

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>>17030106
>toxicroak
>gen 3

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 16:12:07 No.17030188 Report

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>>17030167
>murrica bird
>bulk bird
did you even play gen V

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 16:12:19 No.17030192 Report

Quoted By: >>17030210 >>17030216 >>17030249

>>17030066
>flat on top
Wow, it just so happens there are totally flat turtles in real life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 16:12:21 No.17030194 Report

Quoted By: >>17030207 >>17030209

>>17030159
2nd gen
are you rusing me?

John Lydon lol !xPOSER9PtU

John Lydon lol !xPOSER9PtU Tue 31 Dec 2013 16:12:29 No.17030197 Report

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>>17030167
Buzzards are birds of prey, anatomically.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 16:12:55 No.17030202 Report

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>>17030167

Braviary
Mandibuzz

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 16:13:05 No.17030207 Report

Quoted By:

>>17030194
>>17030179
>what is Poliwrath

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 16:13:09 No.17030209 Report

Quoted By: >>17030215

>>17030179
>>17030194
>what is greninja

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 16:13:23 No.17030210 Report

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>>17030192
Pig nosed turtles are qt

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 16:13:54 No.17030215 Report

Quoted By: >>17030234

>>17030209
...gen VI?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 16:13:59 No.17030216 Report

Quoted By: >>17030283

>>17030192
that terrapin isn't flat, mate

you can SEE the dome

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 16:14:44 No.17030234 Report

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>>17030215
>what is seismitoad

John Lydon lol !xPOSER9PtU

John Lydon lol !xPOSER9PtU Tue 31 Dec 2013 16:15:30 No.17030247 Report

Quoted By: >>17030706

>>17030100
Swampert.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 16:15:37 No.17030249 Report

Quoted By: >>17030283

>>17030171

It has the same head and nearly the same body shape as this

>>17030192

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 16:15:38 No.17030250 Report

Quoted By: >>17030265 >>17030279

>>17029706
Golem is based on the Hindu concept that the truly worst souls are reincarnated as lizards trapped in rocks.

John Lydon lol !xPOSER9PtU

John Lydon lol !xPOSER9PtU Tue 31 Dec 2013 16:17:08 No.17030265 Report

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>>17030250
Aha!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 16:17:34 No.17030270 Report

Quoted By: >>17030286 >>17030305 >>17030312

>>17030170

Gen II had none

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 16:18:22 No.17030279 Report

Quoted By: >>17030362 >>17030393

>>17030250
[citation needed]

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 16:18:30 No.17030283 Report

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>>17030249
see
>>17030216

Avalugg's head is that shape to match the symmetry of it's body. The tail is the exact same shape

John Lydon lol !xPOSER9PtU

John Lydon lol !xPOSER9PtU Tue 31 Dec 2013 16:18:36 No.17030286 Report

Quoted By: >>17030302 >>17030305

>>17030270
Umbreon and Espeon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 16:19:31 No.17030302 Report

Quoted By: >>17030372 >>17030393

>>17030286
and sneasel, arguably

John Lydon lol !xPOSER9PtU

John Lydon lol !xPOSER9PtU Tue 31 Dec 2013 16:19:38 No.17030305 Report

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>>17030270
>>17030286
Also Raikou.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 16:20:20 No.17030312 Report

Quoted By: >>17030372 >>17030393

>>17030270
>Sneasel

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 16:22:13 No.17030332 Report

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There's a dog in every gen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 16:23:47 No.17030362 Report

Quoted By: >>17030442

>>17030279
>In few texts, a hell is described to a bottomless pit of darkness where souls are trapped for eternity and deprived of rebirth.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naraka_(Hinduism)

don't see anything referencing lizards or rocks, so i guess anon is half right.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 16:24:32 No.17030372 Report

Quoted By: >>17030402 >>17030416 >>17030417

>>17030312
>>17030302

Isn't he a weasel? Dex entries even mention feeding on eggs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 16:25:42 No.17030393 Report

Quoted By: >>17030417 >>17030493

>>17030279
THEN WHAT THE FUCK IS IT MAN

>>17030302
>>17030312
>Sneasel
It's a fucking weasel, man.

Though yeah, Espeon is mos def a cat for sure, so yeah, cat in every gen.

Cat team (Persian, Espeon, Delcatty, Purugly, Liepard, Meowstic) vs Dog team (Arcanine, Houndoom, Manectric, Stoutland, Furfrou)

Dogs > Cats

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 16:25:55 No.17030396 Report

Quoted By: >>17032243 >>17032288

>>17030043
buy anon, there are only 5 fully evolved frog pokemon. politoed is a toad, which is a different species of amphibian

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 16:26:26 No.17030402 Report

Quoted By: >>17030893

>>17030372
no, it's an easel, snow+easel.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 16:26:54 No.17030408 Report

Quoted By: >>17030427 >>17030439

HOLY SHIT WHY IS THERE ALWAYS A FUCKING SNAKE POKEMON

EVERY
FUCKING
GEN

WITHOUT FAIL WE GET A FUCKING SNAKE WHAT THE FUCK IS GF DOING I'M SICK OF FUCKING SNAKE POKEMON STOP SPOONFEEDING ME SNAKE SHIT

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 16:27:11 No.17030416 Report

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>>17030372
it's both

Sneasel is an itachi(demon weasel) and a bakeneko(two tailed cat like espeon) combined

it evolves into Sekhmet

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 16:27:15 No.17030417 Report

Quoted By:

>>17030393
>>17030372
>the name sounds like weasel so that makes it a weasel

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 16:27:37 No.17030421 Report

Quoted By: >>17030470 >>17030471

So what IS Heatran? Some kind of magma toad?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 16:28:06 No.17030427 Report

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>>17030408
HOLY SHIT WHERE ARE THERE ALWAYS NEW POKEMON

EVERY
FUCKING
GEN

WITHOUT FAIL WE GET NEW POKEMON WHAT THE FUCK GF DOING I'M SICK OF FUCKING NEW POKEMON EVERY TIME STOP SPOONFEEDING ME MONS

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 16:28:19 No.17030433 Report

Quoted By: >>17030446 >>17031804

>every gen
>there is a monkey Pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 16:28:34 No.17030439 Report

Quoted By: >>17030490

>>17030408

>gen 2
>gen 4

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 16:28:49 No.17030442 Report

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>>17030362
I can't find anything about Hinduism, but apparently animals (especially lizards and snakes) being entombed in rocks is actually pretty common and 'unexplainable by science'.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 16:29:10 No.17030446 Report

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>>17030433
this shit pisses me off, we get absolute shit like infernape because of that

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 16:29:51 No.17030462 Report

Quoted By: >>17030491

>>17029362
i have a theory about shuckle turtle look at his shell see all those holes? yeah shuckle is actually the baby form of all the turtle pokemon, for example if it evolves into grottera a tree grows inside the h ole and becomes a tree, but if he grows into blastoise cannons he naturally evolves cannons out of his holes and becomes a blastoise, for torkoal he makes smoke come out, etc

think of it it makes sense, maybe it just doesnt work because gamefreak at the last hour said "no 4 stage evolution is too much" so its like a reference

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 16:30:11 No.17030470 Report

Quoted By: >>17030479

>>17030421
It's GameFreak saying 'how can we make the ugliest Pokemon with no actual backstory or explanation for its design'.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 16:30:24 No.17030471 Report

Quoted By:

>>17030421
a melted metagross

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 16:30:46 No.17030478 Report

Quoted By:

We copypasta now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 16:30:47 No.17030479 Report

Quoted By:

>>17030470
but I like its design because it reminds me of a metroid boss

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 16:31:06 No.17030490 Report

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>>17030439
>gen 2
steelix

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 16:31:13 No.17030491 Report

Quoted By: >>17030502

>>17030462
It's not a turtle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 16:31:32 No.17030493 Report

Quoted By: >>17030599

>>17030393
not know that sneasel is both cat and weasel

it's JP name is like literally "Meoweasel"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 16:31:54 No.17030501 Report

Quoted By:

Shuckle is a bug type. Why would it be a turle?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 16:31:56 No.17030502 Report

Quoted By: >>17030518

>>17030491
why do you say that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 16:33:33 No.17030518 Report

Quoted By: >>17030540

>>17030502
it's a bug fungus thing, having something resembling a shell doesn't make it a turtle(See: Avalugg)

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 16:35:28 No.17030540 Report

Quoted By: >>17030565 >>17030574

>>17030518
you stupid idiot did you even read what i said? it evolves into a turtle, go read a book, we all came from microscopic bugs millions of years ago

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 16:36:47 No.17030565 Report

Quoted By: >>17030576 >>17030620

>>17030540
So fungi are actually baby turtles?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 16:37:15 No.17030571 Report

Quoted By:

It's a Pokémon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 16:37:17 No.17030574 Report

Quoted By: >>17030620

>>17030540
one celled organisms are not bugs

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 16:37:23 No.17030576 Report

Quoted By: >>17030586

>>17030565
yes you fucking fuckwit

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 16:38:01 No.17030586 Report

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>>17030576
Are turtles baby humans?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 16:38:34 No.17030599 Report

Quoted By: >>17030607 >>17030902 >>17031697

>>17030493
It's English name is Sneasel

Sneeze + Weasel its am weasels with ams colds thats why its ams ice types.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 16:39:12 No.17030607 Report

Quoted By: >>17030634

>>17030599
it's snow+easel faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 16:39:48 No.17030620 Report

Quoted By: >>17030644 >>17030664 >>17031130

>>17030574
says who? they look like bugs more than they look like mammils, so they evolved into them first
seriously you people never took biology?

>>17030565
no but they can evolve into them

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 16:40:47 No.17030634 Report

Quoted By: >>17030657

>>17030607
No I ams brettys shores its ams an sick weasels

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 16:41:29 No.17030644 Report

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>>17030620

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 16:42:28 No.17030657 Report

Quoted By: >>17030684

>>17030634
it's a snowy easel

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 16:42:59 No.17030664 Report

Quoted By:

>>17030620
Approximately how long does it take for a bug fungi to turn into a turtle? Also whats stopping it from becoming a frog?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 16:43:49 No.17030684 Report

Quoted By:

>>17030657
Has you eben sees an sicks weasels?

Theys exakally am sneasel.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 16:43:59 No.17030688 Report

Quoted By:

I personally believe god created shuckle as is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 16:44:52 No.17030706 Report

Quoted By:

>>17030247

You fucking blew it, fool.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 16:52:59 No.17030893 Report

Quoted By:

>>17030402

>yfw you realize had Sneasel come out in gen V or VI it'd probably be called Snoweasel or some shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 16:53:30 No.17030902 Report

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>>17030599
it's english name means nothing mate

Japs made a cat-weasel named Nyula

Nyura as in Nya('meow')+yu(weasel)+nora(stray cat)

It's a cat-weasel no matter what the ENG translation team butchered it into

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 16:59:08 No.17030990 Report

Quoted By:

Next you'll be telling me Pawniard and Bisharp aren't based on chess pieces!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 17:02:36 No.17031092 Report

Quoted By: >>17031131 >>17031178

>>17029362
Carracosta is an archelon
Torkoal is a giant tortoise
Blastoise is a mix of a sea turtle and a tortoise
Torterra is an ankylosaurus
Shuckle is an abalone

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 17:04:21 No.17031130 Report

Quoted By:

>>17030620
>look like bugs
>must be bugs

Do you know what a bug is, friend?

John Lydon lol !xPOSER9PtU

John Lydon lol !xPOSER9PtU Tue 31 Dec 2013 17:04:32 No.17031131 Report

Quoted By: >>17031155 >>17036102

>>17031092
>Torterra is an ankylosaurus
It's a tortoise as well. The World Tortoise, specifically.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 17:05:31 No.17031155 Report

Quoted By:

>>17031131
My point was that it wasn't just a turtle. There are those that deny the inclusion of ankylosaurus design.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 17:06:37 No.17031178 Report

Quoted By: >>17031306 >>17031397

>>17031092
Dude. Fuck you. Shuckle is a turtle. That doesn't even look like Shuckle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 17:07:04 No.17031184 Report

Quoted By:

Shuckle is an endolith, which is a fungus, lichen or bacteria like organism that lives inside a rock, though its design is partially based on a turtle.

Heatran is primarily based on a spider

Golem is based on a turtle, going in practically the opposite direction of its pre-evolutions

There is no single animal or other basis for a pokemon that occurs at least once in every generation, unless you count dragons, which you shouldn't since it is a typing in and of itself.

Like all threads on /vp/, this thread has devolved into shitposting and tripfagging. My advice is to leave now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 17:08:22 No.17031213 Report

Quoted By: >>17031245

Why isn't Noivern a bug type?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 17:10:03 No.17031245 Report

Quoted By:

>>17031213
Because that would imply its a turtle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 17:11:14 No.17031267 Report

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I'm a turtle, /vp/

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 17:11:36 No.17031275 Report

Quoted By:

MFW I just discovered 4chan's keyboard shortcuts. Ctrl+S makes the spoiler text.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 17:11:42 No.17031278 Report

Quoted By: >>17031296

>>17030132
Blame Simon Furman for this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 17:12:38 No.17031296 Report

Quoted By: >>17031366

>>17031278
I'm curious. What does he have to do with it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 17:13:02 No.17031306 Report

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>>17031178
It's an armoured shell that has holes in it, which gooey bits poke out of. It's absolutely what shuckle is based off

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 17:15:25 No.17031366 Report

Quoted By: >>17031415

>>17031296
it's a stupid transfag joke, but was the first thing I thought of, make of that what you will.
>http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Furmanisms#LIKE_SOME_PREDATORY_BIRD

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 17:15:29 No.17031368 Report

Quoted By: >>17031409 >>17031449 >>17031874

>>17030131
>animal parts look remotely reptilian
>must be a reptile
>previous evolution are reptilian by consequence as well, even though they have ZERO reptilian features.

They're rocks, friend.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 17:16:31 No.17031397 Report

Quoted By:

>>17031178
b8

John Lydon lol !xPOSER9PtU

John Lydon lol !xPOSER9PtU Tue 31 Dec 2013 17:17:07 No.17031409 Report

Quoted By: >>17031440 >>17031478

>>17031368
They are lizards.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 17:17:32 No.17031415 Report

Quoted By:

>>17031366
haha That's pretty funny.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 17:18:34 No.17031440 Report

Quoted By: >>17031476

>>17031409
You are so far in denial. Watch out for the crocodiles.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 17:18:50 No.17031449 Report

Quoted By: >>17031496 >>17031509

>>17031368
Whens the last time you seen a rock talk! Its obviously a lizard in disguise!

John Lydon lol !xPOSER9PtU

John Lydon lol !xPOSER9PtU Tue 31 Dec 2013 17:20:43 No.17031476 Report

Quoted By: >>17031514

>>17031440
>cROCodiles
Who's in denial again, now?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 17:20:47 No.17031478 Report

Quoted By: >>17031502

>>17031409
>Geodude is based upon a living rock or boulder.
>Graveler doesn't share much in common with anything but boulders.
>Golem is probably based on a turtle. Turtles are believed to have the world on its back in myths (Hindu mythology, Chinese mythology and Native American mythology). Its "shell" may represent the tectonic plates of Earth.

If anything, Golem (and only Golem) is a turtle. A fucking lizard, though? Just stop.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 17:21:49 No.17031496 Report

Quoted By:

>>17031449
Oh, I see. A ruseman.
1/10; I replied.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 17:22:04 No.17031502 Report

Quoted By: >>17031534 >>17031548

>>17031478
geodude is based off of a geode

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 17:22:25 No.17031509 Report

Quoted By:

>>17031449

>Geodude line
>talks

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 17:22:51 No.17031514 Report

Quoted By: >>17031534

>>17031476
Try harder, friend.

John Lydon lol !xPOSER9PtU

John Lydon lol !xPOSER9PtU Tue 31 Dec 2013 17:24:05 No.17031534 Report

Quoted By: >>17031573

>>17031502
But instead of crystals in the middle, it's a lizard.

Do you not see?

>>17031514
>replying to absurd remarks as if they were serious
Don't do that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 17:24:53 No.17031547 Report

Quoted By:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwECr_qrTU8

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 17:24:58 No.17031548 Report

Quoted By: >>17031567

>>17031502
No. That's just the English namers trying to be clever. A geode is just a mineral, so it works by technicality.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 17:25:35 No.17031558 Report

Quoted By: >>17031608 >>17035722

>>17029858
Golurk is a golem. Golem is a rock.

Also, Graveller is clearly the superior species, possessing an additional set of arms and being able to roll without snapping its arms and limbs off. Darwin would be appalled.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 17:25:57 No.17031567 Report

Quoted By:

>>17031548
geodude is based off of a dude

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 17:26:11 No.17031573 Report

Quoted By: >>17031582

>>17031534

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 17:26:36 No.17031576 Report

Quoted By: >>17031600 >>17035788

>>17030043
Wait, what would be gen III ? Mudkip ?

John Lydon lol !xPOSER9PtU

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John Lydon lol !xPOSER9PtU Tue 31 Dec 2013 17:26:50 No.17031582 Report

Quoted By:

>>17031573

John Lydon lol !xPOSER9PtU

John Lydon lol !xPOSER9PtU Tue 31 Dec 2013 17:27:53 No.17031600 Report

Quoted By:

>>17031576
Timely as usual, Anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 17:28:15 No.17031608 Report

Quoted By: >>17035566

>>17031558
*head and limbs

Seriously, if Golem falls forward it is guaranteed to break its neck and crush its skull.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 17:34:06 No.17031697 Report

Quoted By:

>>17030599

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 17:40:57 No.17031804 Report

Quoted By: >>17031814 >>17031845 >>17031868 >>17031879 >>17031887 >>17034836 >>17035841

>>17030433
>monkey
Primeape
Aipom
Slaking
Infernape
Darmanitan
????
no gen 6 monkey

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 17:41:34 No.17031814 Report

Quoted By:

>>17031804
>avalugg

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 17:43:29 No.17031845 Report

Quoted By: >>17031910

>>17031804
>Tierno

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 17:45:02 No.17031868 Report

Quoted By:

>>17031804
Monkeymon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 17:45:13 No.17031874 Report

Quoted By:

>>17031368
Remoraid into Octillery.

That is all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 17:45:35 No.17031879 Report

Quoted By:

>>17031804
>Mega Infernape

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 17:46:07 No.17031887 Report

Quoted By: >>17032596

>>17031804
>florges

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 17:47:17 No.17031910 Report

Quoted By:

>>17031845
>Tierno
you mean shauna

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 17:52:31 No.17032009 Report

Quoted By: >>17032067 >>17032317

>>17030043
>FROG
Polywrath
Polywhirl
????
Toxicroak
Sesmitoad
Greninja
no gen 3 frog/toads

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 17:55:28 No.17032063 Report

Quoted By: >>17032215

HOLY SHIT WHY IS THERE ALWAYS A FUCKING POODLE POKEMON

EVERY
FUCKING
GEN

WITHOUT FAIL WE GET A FUCKING POODLE POKEMON WHAT THE FUCK IS GF DOING I'M SICK OF FUCKING POODLES STOP SPOONFEEDING ME POODLE SHIT

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 17:55:40 No.17032067 Report

Quoted By: >>17032099

>>17032009
Deoxys is actually based off an ancient Egyptian frog.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 17:57:38 No.17032099 Report

Quoted By:

>>17032067
no, aliens and a DNA helix

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 18:00:15 No.17032142 Report

Quoted By:

HOLY SHIT WHY IS THERE ALWAYS A FUCKING FURBAIT POKEMON

EVERY
FUCKING
GEN

WITHOUT FAIL WE GET A FUCKING FURBAIT POKEMON WHAT THE FUCK IS GF DOING I'M SICK OF FUCKING FURBAITS STOP SPOONFEEDING ME FURBAIT SHIT

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 18:03:30 No.17032197 Report

Quoted By: >>17035985

>all these idiots that do not know what a scale insect is
They even produce an edible fluid much like shuckle

scott 3480 3068 3325

scott 3480 3068 3325 Tue 31 Dec 2013 18:04:15 No.17032212 Report

Quoted By:

>>17029996
he's a big dumb ice turtle. It's awesome.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 18:04:35 No.17032215 Report

Quoted By:

>>17032063
I like poodles. They're regal and aloof.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 18:05:56 No.17032243 Report

Quoted By:

>>17030396
Toads ARE frogs
Also butterflies are moths and newts and salamanders are completely interchangeable

John Lydon lol !xPOSER9PtU

John Lydon lol !xPOSER9PtU Tue 31 Dec 2013 18:09:01 No.17032288 Report

Quoted By:

>>17030396
>which is a different species of amphibian
No it isn't. Biologically speaking, there's no discernible difference between the two. We just kind of call the uglier ones toads and the smoother ones frogs, but that's a matter of language and not species.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 18:11:07 No.17032317 Report

Quoted By: >>17033027

>>17032009
Swampert

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 18:30:00 No.17032596 Report

Quoted By: >>17032741 >>17032944

>>17031887

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 18:37:05 No.17032741 Report

Quoted By: >>17032944

>>17032596
meant for
>>17032596

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 18:47:50 No.17032944 Report

Quoted By: >>17032979

>>17032596
>>17032741
>Family Guy reaction images

You have no room to talk shit on anyone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 18:49:28 No.17032979 Report

Quoted By:

>>17032944
>not getting the second post

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 18:52:15 No.17033027 Report

Quoted By:

>>17032317
mudskipper/axolotl

Sean 3454-1613-7478 [Fire:Ponyta,Larvesta,Ninetales]

Sean 3454-1613-7478 [Fire:Ponyta,Larvesta,Ninetales] Tue 31 Dec 2013 20:17:09 No.17034836 Report

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>>17031804
>monkeys
>mentioning zen weirdo darmanitan gorilla instead of elemental monkeys

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 20:46:34 No.17035482 Report

Quoted By: >>17035551

>No Gen VI turtle
>Implying

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 20:50:34 No.17035551 Report

Quoted By:

>>17035482
>turtle

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 20:51:34 No.17035566 Report

Quoted By:

>>17031608
Golem can retract it's limbs and head.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 20:51:55 No.17035575 Report

Quoted By:

AM I A TURTLE?
OH GOD

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 20:59:11 No.17035679 Report

Quoted By:

>>17029362
It's a type of fungus.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 21:01:14 No.17035714 Report

Quoted By: >>17035869 >>17036497

WHERE IS MY SHELLSMASH

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 21:01:51 No.17035722 Report

Quoted By:

>>17031558
You've obviously never seen Golem's animation in XY.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 21:04:02 No.17035768 Report

Quoted By:

>>17030125
>Pichu
>Marill

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 21:05:03 No.17035788 Report

Quoted By:

>>17031576
Mudkip is an axolotl, not a frog but related.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 21:08:12 No.17035841 Report

Quoted By:

>>17031804
>Primeape
>Slaking
>Darmanitan
>monkeys

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 21:09:46 No.17035869 Report

Quoted By:

>>17035714
>Blastoise with Shell Smash

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 21:17:50 No.17035985 Report

Quoted By:

>>17032197
Thanks, now i finally know what a shuckle is

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 21:23:19 No.17036102 Report

Quoted By:

>>17031131
>ankylosaurus
>not meiolanids like ninjemys, which were actual turtles and bare a stronger resemblance

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 21:44:40 No.17036497 Report

Quoted By:

>>17035714
Why would you want to smash your own spine?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Jan 2014 00:24:42 No.17039534 Report

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laprasss!?

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