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The Failure Of Pokemon X+Y And How We Can Put A Stop To Shitendo's Scams: Happy New Year Edition

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The negative feedback that the "games" called Pokemon X+Y have showed us more cracks in Nintendo than we have ever seen. Said cracks have existed since the advent of games like Legend of Zelda:Majora's Mask and Paper Mario, ever since the 2000s have come to wake. Since then, Nintendo and GameFreak have been scamming us with low-budget, half-baked titles, especially coming from the Pokemon series with the release of Gold+Silver. Here is what I want you to do to stop Nintendo and Gamefreak's bullshit:

First off, stop buying their games. If you have anyone you know who still plays Nintendo, tell them to stop and sell their Nintendo games and consoles. Make the company lose money. They most certainly deserve it after the torture they put us through in 2000. Then, we take it to court.

The Nintendo reps will be the defendants as we tell of how much they have scammed us with rehashes like Super Mario 3D World and Zelda Link Between Worlds, and with just plain shit like, obviously, Pokemon X+Y. We will pick each individual game apart to show the court how much of a moldy piece of shit each one is, pointing out their flaws and how Nintendo had the audacity to make their prices go any higher than $0.01. Same goes for their post-N64 consoles like the WiiU and 3DS.

With victory in the court, Reggie, Iwata, Masuda, etc. will find themselves behind bars the following day as the Nintendo "juggernaut" crumbles to pieces. From there the remaining reps will be taken by Microsoft and Sony, giving us a brighter future for gaming.

But NO, /vp/ is a low-standard, shit-eating, festering Nintendrone shithole that won't take actual discussion when someone criticizes their "perfect" "gaming" "experience." If you don't accept it, then at least the more mature boards such as /v/ will.