>>17071024>must be this much of a furry to find this thing (that I HATE) cute in any way>there is no liking anything for being cute platonically; there is only hate, and want to fuckI bet you have like 80 girlfriends at the various strip-clubs you no doubt own.
Not that other guy, but according to the Pokédex entry, the poor thing is all about hugs, the purest form of affection, despite being covered in a viscous layer of hug-repellant.
It's got stubby little arms and legs, a rounded body and chubby thighs. A curved tail and green cheek-patches. The head-things too. Look at them. It's got big emerald eyes, and is both Lavender and mauve. It's fucking squishy. What more do you want in a cute thing?