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Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 14:10:08 No.17128587 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>17129465 >>17129587 >>17129678 >>17130124 >>17131179 >>17136136 >>17136600 >>17137152

>TFW you're a loser

http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-creepy-ways-pokemon-changed-since-you-stopped-playing/

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 14:12:58 No.17128615 Report

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>Intuition tells me that Marill B has an advantage over Marill A, but that's based solely on the shaky assumption that something called "thick fat" isn't as powerful as something called "huge power."

You can literally read what this shit does in the game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 14:15:40 No.17128639 Report

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Well, they are right

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 14:15:50 No.17128641 Report

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They are making the math look harder than it is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 14:16:45 No.17128655 Report

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>cracked
Off to the garbage it goes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 14:17:51 No.17128674 Report

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>the really hardcore fans became perverts
Well no shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 14:20:24 No.17128717 Report

Quoted By: >>17128915

>smogonfags ruined the game's fun
Well who'd guess that

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 14:28:33 No.17128818 Report

Quoted By: >>17129003

>cracked

Even looking past that,
>Players Became Obsessed With Math
>liking math = creepy
>The Really Hardcore Fans Became Perverts
>god forbid someone likes monster girls
If I didn't know any better, I'd say this was written by some tumblr cunt

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 14:31:55 No.17128881 Report

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Nice fucking link, comrade.

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 14:32:18 No.17128887 Report

Quoted By: >>17128988 >>17129003

>cracked

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 14:34:19 No.17128915 Report

Quoted By: >>17129329

>>17128717
How so?

You can still play however you damn well please

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 14:35:38 No.17128939 Report

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> I'm not saying adults shouldn't be allowed to enjoy Pokemon, but maybe don't try to sex up a series where the protagonists haven't been told about the Pidgeys and the Beedrills yet.
I laughed

Blake (1091-8740-4584) [Pancham, Mankey and Breloom]

Blake (1091-8740-4584) [Pancham, Mankey and Breloom] Sat 04 Jan 2014 14:39:16 No.17128988 Report

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>>17128887
yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 14:40:18 No.17129003 Report

Quoted By: >>17129041 >>17135239

>>17128887
>>17128818
>>17128655
What's wrong with cracked?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 14:42:45 No.17129041 Report

Quoted By: >>17129078

>>17129003
If you really don't know you're beyond hope

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 14:45:23 No.17129078 Report

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>>17129041
I've never read cracked before. This is my first time reading an article.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 14:46:19 No.17129092 Report

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I like Cracked but this is terrible

1 and 2 apply to everything that has more than 1 fan

3 has always been there and isn't even that bad, it's not fucking grimdark horror shit

4 is just trying too hard, every franchise has a few people that go way too far in some things, friends had that person who made a graph of the
sexual encounters of all the charaters

the average player only looks at the in game stuff about abilities and moveset, not the coding

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 14:46:24 No.17129094 Report

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>>17129078
It should give you an idea of what the rest of the site is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 14:47:26 No.17129107 Report

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>pokemon sercretly became dark
WHAT
no hold on. there was literally a fucking ghost in the first games

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 14:50:13 No.17129152 Report

Quoted By: >>17129198 >>17129506

>complains it secrelty got dark
>Gen 1 had mentions of war, Blues pokemon dying, the entire Mewtwo shit, Cubone and Marowhak, etc

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 14:51:05 No.17129163 Report

Quoted By: >>17129188

Coming next week

Professional football players are FAGGOTS because when we were kids we only kicked the ball and hoped it would hit the goal and those homos actually train techniques and ways to be better then the rest! Can you believe that? XD

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 14:51:31 No.17129174 Report

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Almost all of those have been true since day 1.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 14:52:27 No.17129188 Report

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>>17129163
WE ARE THE ONLY TRUE FOOTBALL PLAYERS!!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 14:52:53 No.17129198 Report

Quoted By: >>17129238 >>17129252 >>17136275 >>17142630

>>17129152
>mentions of war
>Blue's pokemon dyin
MUH HEADCANON!!!1!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 14:55:24 No.17129238 Report

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>>17129198
>mentions of war

That one is true, do you not remember LT surge?

Next you'll say people talking about the 3000 year old war in XY is headcanon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 14:56:36 No.17129252 Report

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>>17129198
>I played gen 1 too guys I got Firered for my 4th birthday!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 14:59:06 No.17129294 Report

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>stopped playing

Because it totally isn't cool to say you unironically play this series past gen one right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 14:59:47 No.17129304 Report

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>>17129252
logic would dictate that he got pearl when he was six, too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 15:00:26 No.17129317 Report

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>>17129252

I'm pretty sure the author of the article by saying 'I played most pokemon games' meant "I played Red when I was 4, Blue when I was 4, Yellow when I was 5 and the rest aren't really Pokemon games!!!!'

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 15:01:06 No.17129329 Report

Quoted By: >>17129448 >>17137126 >>17137234

>>17128915
Yet everytime you talk anything about pokémon on the internet you're bombarded with smogonfags giving their stupid advice or criticizing based on "strategy" they got reading their beloved smogon articles.
Smogon spread the cancer all over competitive pokémon. Before smogon, it was all about having fun, now it's all about using the same gimmicky strategies to win, win, win.

>but you can play however you want
That doesn't matter, if you play with anyone that's using smogon crap you'll always face the same strategies, the same 30 pokémon, the same guaranteed victory sets.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 15:01:58 No.17129340 Report

Quoted By: >>17129361

>>17129304
Did D/P really come out only two years after FR/LG?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 15:02:27 No.17129350 Report

Quoted By: >>17129374 >>17129394 >>17129399

I remember when I liked reading Cracked.

I remember I could get linked an article and find a few more that were actually pretty funny, but goddamn, what the fuck happened.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 15:03:21 No.17129361 Report

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>>17129340
like 2 and 1/2

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 15:03:54 No.17129371 Report

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I could be a cracked writer, if I'd just be willing to over-hype every minor observation I ever make and talk about how amazingly creepy it is that humans behave like humans and that media isn't all happy rainbows and sunshine 24/7.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 15:04:02 No.17129374 Report

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>>17129350
*tips fedora*

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 15:04:33 No.17129381 Report

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>Shitty unnofficial merchandise.
>Perverts.

How is this different from anything else ever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 15:04:50 No.17129385 Report

Quoted By: >>17129409

>>17129374
....not liking cracked makes you an atheist?

Zarion 4570-7997-6456

Zarion 4570-7997-6456 Sat 04 Jan 2014 15:05:14 No.17129390 Report

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>#4. Players Became Obsessed With Math
Holy fuck, it's just basic arithmetics and hex.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 15:05:20 No.17129394 Report

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>>17129350

the comments section of articles if more informative and funny
If I see an article that looks like complete crap I just read the titles and go there

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 15:05:43 No.17129396 Report

Quoted By: >>17129424 >>17129534 >>17140768 >>17141296

I hate fucking genwunners.

Before Christmas I took out my 2DS at University and began playing during the break. One of the guys was like
> What is this?
> Nintendo 3DS, I'm playing newest Pokemon
> Man, new Pokemon are all shit!
> Oh?
> Yeah! Is there even Ash in that game?
> No there isn't
> Is there Misty or Brock?
> No, this is Kalos, they are from Kan-
> You know what was great? Charizard!
> Charizard is a piece of shit that enters the battelfield with half of it's health due to Stealth Rock
> Seriosuly man? Oh wow

Today that faggot asked me what we are supposed to learn for exam. I gave him wrong page numbers. Good riddance.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 15:05:52 No.17129399 Report

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>>17129350
You stopped being 16.
We were all there, Anon. It's a pretty old website.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 15:06:17 No.17129409 Report

Quoted By: >>17129423 >>17129453

>>17129385
Tipping a fedora makes you an atheist?
No, it just makes you an unberable faggot whose life is centered around nostalgia and "muh golden years". Grow the fuck up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 15:07:31 No.17129423 Report

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>>17129409
*tips fedora*

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 15:07:54 No.17129424 Report

Quoted By: >>17129442 >>17129444 >>17129452 >>17129462

>>17129396
Have you ever considered that maybe you are the cancer?

If this isn't b8 just kill yourself, if it is then do it anyway. Sage

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 15:09:27 No.17129439 Report

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>since you stopped playing

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 15:09:29 No.17129442 Report

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>>17129424

back to leddit genwunner

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 15:09:30 No.17129444 Report

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>>17129424
rekt

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 15:09:40 No.17129448 Report

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>>17129329
> it was all about having fun, now it's all about using the same gimmicky strategies to win, win, win

more like there was no comp pokemon before smogon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 15:10:04 No.17129452 Report

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>>17129424

Why the fuck should it be bait? He never played any game, he only watched anime and felt in position to lecture me about goddamn Pokemon. He deserved it.

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 15:10:09 No.17129453 Report

Quoted By: >>17129575

>>17129409
I'm pretty sure you're just using a meme that you don't understand in the incorrect context.
You could have just called him a faggot for being a faggot. Which he wasnt even being.
Cracked isn't funny, him not finding it funny is understandable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 15:11:05 No.17129462 Report

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>>17129424
>>>/out/

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 15:11:21 No.17129464 Report

Quoted By: >>17129508 >>17129561 >>17129628

>People need basic comprehension of math to battle better
>ghost Pokemon are spooky
>there are perverts in the world and some happen to like and associate it with pokemon

Well what the fuck were they expecting
The math thing is hilarious too, because they actually think competitive players are living calculators, while I'm pretty sure even the best players just comprehend "bigger numbers = more damage"
I mean the most autistic you can get with knowing some numbers in the game is what, remembering who outspeeds who? Hell, most Pokemon designs give a hint toward their stat spread to begin with.

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 15:11:22 No.17129465 Report

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>>17128587
>giving a fuck about others opinions

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 15:13:33 No.17129506 Report

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>>17129107
>>17129152

Since when did Genwunners ever actually remember Gen 1? 70% of the shit they complain about is stuff that's been happening since the very first entries in the series.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 15:13:42 No.17129508 Report

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>>17129464
>Big numbers
WHOA GET A LOAD OF THIS FUCKING NERD
SHOULDN'T YOU BE AT FUCKING HARVARD, MULTIPLYING 4 DIGIT NUMBERS INSTEAD OF HAVING A GIRLFRIEND? XDDDDDD

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 15:15:27 No.17129534 Report

Quoted By: >>17129591

>>17129396
>I took out my 2DS
>ash isn't in kalos
>Charizard is a piece of shit
>once Charizard enters the battlefield it has half his health
>I gave him wrong page numbers

>telling lies
>owning a 2ds
>charizard being bad
>getting so mad over pokémon you actually give fool them so they fail their exams

Yeah, if that wasn't b8 just kill yourself. I bet you're 16, go back to reddit or smogon forums, autist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 15:17:09 No.17129561 Report

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>>17129464
Competitive players just memorize common kill thresholds and speed tiers; it isn't like they do the number crunching themselves

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 15:18:07 No.17129573 Report

Quoted By: >>17129581

can someone tell me what's so creepy about the pokebra?

It's a bra with a popular design put on it?
Not like furry shti

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 15:18:34 No.17129575 Report

Quoted By: >>17129608 >>17129638

>>17129453
Not finding Cracked funny is not only understandable, it's correct. The thing that bothered me is the whole "it was so much better before" attitude, because it has always been like this.

People tend to say most stuff that they liked when they were young were amazing and nowadays they're shit, while most of the time that isn't entirely true and it's nostalgia speaking.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 15:18:57 No.17129581 Report

Quoted By: >>17129640

>>17129573
the red is made of children and virgin blood.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 15:19:28 No.17129587 Report

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>>17128587
>#4
> Exemplifies with IV calculation
> Game gives you NPC who tells you IV numbers without any mathematics involved

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 15:19:36 No.17129591 Report

Quoted By: >>17129626

>>17129534

Making a lot of assumptions there, mate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 15:20:36 No.17129608 Report

Quoted By: >>17129664

>>17129575
It's not nostalgia. Cracked is a really good website if you are a teen or full-blown normalfag.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 15:21:05 No.17129616 Report

Quoted By: >>17129634 >>17129688 >>17129789

It's all correct though.
The intense calculations for Pokemon is crazy. It may be simple to some people, but from the outside its like rocket science shit.

The descriptions of Pokemon have got pretty dark since the Gen 1 days. Yeah there were weird stuff then but it always seemed to be one offs. Now every gen has at least a handful of really weird descriptions for Pokemon.

The unofficial merch is creepy and weird, but that happens in all big franchises.

And I'm pretty sure that every single person here has fapped to a Pokegirl at some point, be it one of the ones from the show or an humanized version of a Pokemon.

I think everyone in this thread is buttmad because they used the word "creepy" in the article title.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 15:21:38 No.17129626 Report

Quoted By: >>17129747

>>17129591
Looks like he just pointed out how much of a shit you were.
You lied to a person to spite him because he has differing opinions on a fucking video game than you.
Shits pathetic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 15:21:49 No.17129628 Report

Quoted By: >>17129673 >>17129706 >>17130285 >>17136176

>>17129464
>remembering who outspeeds who
Does anyone actually do this except from trial and error?
I mean if you can look at the speed stats of every pokemon in your tier, learn which ones use choice scarves and then remember all that, that's autism.
If you notice that one of your pokemon consistently outspeeds another pokemon and remember this and use it to your advantage in future battles? That's called not having a learning disability.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 15:22:30 No.17129634 Report

Quoted By: >>17129653 >>17129674 >>17129695

>>17129616
>Basic grade-school arithmetic
>Rocket science shit

Show me a single mathematical action in Pokémon more complex than multiplication.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 15:22:42 No.17129638 Report

Quoted By: >>17129664 >>17129676

>>17129575
You strawmanned.

You done goofed.

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 15:22:47 No.17129640 Report

Quoted By: >>17129669

>>17129581
.....so then the children arent virgins? Yeah thats creepy alright.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 15:23:25 No.17129653 Report

Quoted By: >>17129689

>>17129634
>multiplication
That's rocket science shit to your average human being

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 15:24:36 No.17129664 Report

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>>17129608
That's why once you grow out of adolescence you stop liking it. It's only natural.
>>17129638
Tell me more, genius.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 15:24:59 No.17129669 Report

Quoted By: >>17129684

>>17129640

I assume most people that have the pokebra aren't 7

A lot of the pictures I seen of a girl wearing it seem to be 18+

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 15:25:26 No.17129673 Report

Quoted By: >>17129698

>>17129628
>having a good memory is autism

wat

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 15:25:30 No.17129674 Report

Quoted By: >>17129824

>>17129634
Some of the ID and personality value stuff uses mod.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 15:25:38 No.17129676 Report

Quoted By: >>17129713

>>17129638
Good job using that term incorrectly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 15:25:43 No.17129678 Report

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>>17128587
>#3
>Exemplifies with ghost Pokémon from newer generations
>Drowzee's and Haunter's pokedex entry from Silver
>Dead Marowak's storyline in Lavender

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 15:26:07 No.17129684 Report

Quoted By: >>17131510

>>17129669
it doesn't change the fact that the red on the bra is from a cherokee girls first moon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 15:26:27 No.17129688 Report

Quoted By: >>17136286

>>17129616

>but from the outside its like rocket science shit.

Outside world must be full of retards then. Pokemon stats come to this
> Some Pokemon are stronger, some are weaker. If guy with purple hair in that one city tells you your pokemon has outstanding potential, it means it is better then pokemon with decent potential. Decent < outstanding
> Train Pokemon in stat you want it to have stronger. If you want pokemon who can take hit, train it in HP/Defence/Special Defence, if ou want someone who can attack well, train it in Special Attack/Attack
> You have natures, each nature makes one stat stronger, the other weaker. If you want Pokemon who can attack, make sure it's attack isn't in blue

That's fucking it. You don'n need any fucking numbers,

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 15:26:31 No.17129689 Report

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>>17129653
No, despite your edginess any regular adult can calculate multiplication with a pen and some paper.

I'm willing to believe it's rocket science for Cracked writers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 15:26:53 No.17129695 Report

Quoted By: >>17129723 >>17129727

>>17129634
>what is binary logic operations

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 15:27:02 No.17129698 Report

Quoted By: >>17129757

>>17129673
Not just the good memory, but doing all that research beforehand as well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 15:27:33 No.17129706 Report

Quoted By: >>17129730 >>17129751 >>17129762

>>17129628
No, thats not autism.
Autism is using words that you dont understand because you've heard other people using them. It's a cognitive deficiency that has nothing to do with actually being good at something.
Stop using buzzwords and seek professional help.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 15:28:18 No.17129713 Report

Quoted By: >>17129752

>>17129676
When responding to the initial post he wrongly assumes the poster was speaking through nostalgia, and begins arguing against that.

>The thing that bothered me is the whole "it was so much better before" attitude

There was no suggestion of this in the original post, however.

>I remember when I liked reading Cracked.
>I remember I could get linked an article and find a few more that were actually pretty funny, but goddamn, what the fuck happened.

The OP had just matured beyond the level of humor Cracked offers, and was not nostalgiawanking.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 15:29:05 No.17129723 Report

Quoted By: >>17129773

>>17129695
I'm not talking about reprogramming all of Pokémon. I'm talking about basic EV training and IV breeding. Hell, I'm not sure that even goes beyond natural number addition.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 15:29:21 No.17129727 Report

Quoted By: >>17129773

>>17129695
>more complex than multiplication
I don't think multiplication works too well without binary logic operations.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 15:29:25 No.17129730 Report

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>>17129706
All these newfags coming in and using "edgy, autism, and strawman" incorrecly

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 15:30:56 No.17129747 Report

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>>17129626

It seems that despite me being shit and stuff, he needed my help to do as little as to learn what we are supposed to learn for the exam ;*

Why should I help someone who annoyed me?

And you know what? Even after what I have done, he will ignore what I have done and still seek my help in times to come, because calling me on what I have done will guarantee I will never help him ever again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 15:31:05 No.17129751 Report

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>>17129706
Except for the part where exceptional memory and attention to detail are in fact tell-tale characteristics of Autism and you're retarded for trying to say they aren't.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 15:31:10 No.17129752 Report

Quoted By: >>17129781

>>17129713
>I remember when I liked reading Cracked.
>it was so much better before" attitude
These are fundamentally the same thing. It was seen as good, and is no longer seen as good. The argument is about why.
Him making a claim about the reasoning for that, right or wrong, is not a strawman.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 15:31:24 No.17129757 Report

Quoted By: >>17129783

>>17129698
You just have to read a few of those Smogon analyses to see what people are likely to run

It isn't like you're pouring over research papers or some shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 15:31:53 No.17129762 Report

Quoted By: >>17129818

>>17129706
>be Lionel Messi
>diagnosed with Asperger's
>best soccer player in the world because of autistic characteristics

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 15:32:27 No.17129773 Report

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>>17129727
Well it's more complex in the context that anyone who finished middle school knows multiplication and not bit operations.
>>17129723
Yeah you're right.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 15:32:56 No.17129781 Report

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>>17129752
He jumped on the "fedora" argument immediately.

Recalling a memory that one used to like something that they no longer like is not the same as folding your arms and declaring something used to be good, and now it sucks.

In fact the attitude is what makes it entirely different.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 15:33:04 No.17129783 Report

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>>17129757
>Reading
WOW, NERD FAGGOT! I BET YOU READ BOOKS FOR -FUN-!
-Cracked writer

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 15:33:35 No.17129789 Report

Quoted By: >>17129804 >>17129850

>>17129616
>The intense calculations for Pokemon is crazy.
339>335
wow so intense
such calculate
I want my attack to be 350 so I'll hit as hard as I can.
amazign rocket science

>Now every gen has at least a handful of really weird descriptions for Pokemon.
There were a handful in Gen 1 but they were just one offs? Now every gen has it? So you're essentially complaining because every gen has one offs like Gen 1 does?

>And I'm pretty sure that every single person here has fapped to a Pokegirl at some point
Then consider Rule34 the creepy thing, not just Pokemon. Or maybe don't freak the fuck out when you realize humans like to masturbate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 15:34:45 No.17129804 Report

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>>17129789
this so much

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 15:36:24 No.17129818 Report

Quoted By: >>17129834 >>17129836 >>17129851

>>17129762
>soccer

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 15:36:57 No.17129824 Report

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>>17129674
Yeah, game freak is really fond of their modular arithmetic. They also use Boolean operations and bitshifting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 15:37:34 No.17129834 Report

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>>17129818
Everywhere but America judging by all the crazy shit soccer fans do worldwide

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 15:37:39 No.17129836 Report

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>>17129818
murka please

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 15:38:37 No.17129850 Report

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>>17129789
>Then consider Rule34 the creepy thing, not just Pokemon.

Wait, you're saying there are people BESIDES Pokemon fans that masturbate to fictional characters?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 15:38:38 No.17129851 Report

Quoted By: >>17131254

>>17129818
>most played sport in the world
>the one who most people watch
>the one who most money manipulates
Yeah, I guess no one really cares
Typical animoo fag

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 15:39:34 No.17129859 Report

Quoted By: >>17129870 >>17129872 >>17129973

soccer is for queers

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 15:40:23 No.17129870 Report

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>>17129859
I'd argue football is for queers, they wear tights.
and anyway, we all know boxing is the best sport anyway

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 15:40:32 No.17129872 Report

Quoted By: >>17129894 >>17129905

>>17129859
American football is for retards

Queers>Retards

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 15:42:18 No.17129894 Report

Quoted By: >>17129985

>>17129872
>he hates soccer
>he must be american

kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 15:42:52 No.17129905 Report

Quoted By: >>17129924 >>17129939

>>17129872
retards can procreate
queers cant
retards>queers

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 15:43:56 No.17129921 Report

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>Players Became Obsessed With Math
You can still play the game without caring about all this shit. But it's obvious that certain abilities just work better. Does it take a rocket scientist to figure out Huge Power, an ability that doubles attack, will be better offensively than Thick Fat, an ability with defenses?

>It Secretly Got Dark
It always had dark moments. And even then, it doesn't feel too dark or scary at all.

>The Unofficial Merchandise Is Ridiculous
What does this have to do with the games? There's plenty of Genwunners that still orgasm over that shit, mainly to show "nerd cred" because that's what's "in" right now. Next you're going to say that Hello Kitty is creepy and changed immensely because there's a dildo for that too.

>The Really Hardcore Fans Became Perverts
This is applicable in so many different series. Lots of kids already have childhood boners for Misty, probably got fapped to a lot. And of course furries and all will join in. But acting like Pokemon is the only offender of this is just fucking stupid.

>cracked

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 15:44:11 No.17129924 Report

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>>17129905
Actually homosexuals can, and do, procreate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 15:45:12 No.17129935 Report

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The average pokegirls fan is a better person than someone who writes articles for cracked.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 15:45:29 No.17129939 Report

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>>17129905
I think it's the other way around, actually. A lot of tards can't procreate, but queers, on the other side, can procreate. They can't between them, but a lot of faggots have children.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 15:47:31 No.17129973 Report

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>>17129859
it sure is

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 15:48:15 No.17129985 Report

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>>17129894
>calls is soccer
>not american
eke

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 15:56:09 No.17130124 Report

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>>17128587
The article just hopes you don't know what a fanbase does to a series.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 16:06:02 No.17130285 Report

Quoted By: >>17130374

>>17129628
>looked up stats of select mons
>know who I use that is speedy
>know when I am not going to move first
>I'm autistic now
>gr7

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 16:10:37 No.17130374 Report

Quoted By: >>17130461 >>17131274

>>17130285
Not just autistic, but creepy too. Maybe girls would like you better if you stopped obsessing over spergy shit like "math".

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 16:15:50 No.17130461 Report

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>>17130374
Yeah its edgy as well rite

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 16:19:26 No.17130522 Report

Quoted By: >>17130615

I used to like Cracked and their weird science/UFO/supernatural-ish articles, but everything seems so mean spirited though. Plus there's an undercurrent of social shit. I just want more spooky articles, Cracked. I'm bored of VIDEO GAMES ARE BAD FOR YOU and boring celebrity shite.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 16:24:32 No.17130615 Report

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>>17130522

It's kind of like 4chan now in a way

Amongst the sea of crap, repeated articles and the writers calling you a fag there is the occasional good article

Weekends suck though, never anything good then

Ann 4828-5102-6788 Diggersby,Wooper,Nincada

Ann 4828-5102-6788 Diggersby,Wooper,Nincada Sat 04 Jan 2014 16:36:37 No.17130883 Report

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>5 minutes googling about IVs is taking the game too seriously

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 16:53:51 No.17131179 Report

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>>17128587
Honestly, it isn't that bad, I've been waiting for cracked to talk about Yamask since a long time ago, I don't care what other Pokémon you give as an example, Yamask will always be the worst.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 17:00:12 No.17131254 Report

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>>17129851
You shouldn't care if you're in this board

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 17:01:36 No.17131274 Report

Quoted By:

>>17130374
>girls
Who cares about 3DPD?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 17:18:20 No.17131510 Report

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>>17129684
*claps*

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 20:14:27 No.17134927 Report

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You are definitely a loser if you let others define what you are.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 20:27:36 No.17135239 Report

Quoted By: >>17136061 >>17136178 >>17136483

>>17129003
There's nothing wrong with Cracked. Certain neckbeards are just mad because it challenges their puerile worldview.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 20:52:02 No.17135865 Report

Quoted By: >>17135985

For the past couple of years I've only been able to read and enjoy Soren Bowie's and Chris Bucholz's articles on Cracked. No "baffling, creepy, unexpected" garbage about shit you don't care about, just a comedy piece about a guy being guided in a deathmatch in a hall of mirrors.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 20:57:32 No.17135985 Report

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>>17135865
>5 things about adult life that are ABSOLUTELY SHOCKING!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 21:02:30 No.17136061 Report

Quoted By:

>>17135239
>Certain neckbeards are just mad because it challenges their puerile worldview.
How about the neckbeard getting pissy when we challenge his view that nothing is wrong with Cracked? Most of the authors there say all kinds of stupid shit. I used to enjoy their articles until I got sick of reading the same overreactions to everything in games and movies. Very few people on that site seem to grasp comedy that goes beyond misinterpreting everything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 21:07:10 No.17136136 Report

Quoted By: >>17136266

>>17128587
OP don't be a faggot, pastebin that shit.

http://pastebin.com/nLxnXnP4

Most of this article can be summed up in "I didn't pay attention as a kid"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 21:09:41 No.17136176 Report

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>>17129628
>memorizing crucial competitive information is autism

I guess all those NFL players learning and memorizing various plays and league rules are autistic.

Inon 1564 2718 3364

Inon 1564 2718 3364 Sat 04 Jan 2014 21:09:42 No.17136177 Report

Quoted By: >>17136320

I loved their old articles on spooky and weird shit of nature and history. Back then they acnowledged to manipulate information and generally make shit up for the sake of comedy.
Nowadays they want to be taken seriously with life advice and social issues and shit sprinkled with the occasional lolsonerdy article
Imo the turning point was Christina H

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 21:09:46 No.17136178 Report

Quoted By:

>>17135239
it's all click bait

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 21:12:45 No.17136234 Report

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All this rage in this thread is hilarious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 21:14:05 No.17136266 Report

Quoted By:

>>17136136
>spreadsheets
>supercomputer
I refuse to listen to anyone who compares fucking pokemon to these things.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 21:14:43 No.17136275 Report

Quoted By:

>>17129198
blue's raticate is a stretch, but war was explicitly mentioned, as was mew giving birth to mewtwo

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 21:15:16 No.17136286 Report

Quoted By:

>>17129688

That's what I use to IV breed and EV train and I do just fine. It's something simple anyone can do; the math is completely unnecessary. Cracked just likes to over analyze things to prove their points.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 21:17:28 No.17136320 Report

Quoted By: >>17136515

>>17136177

Christina H wasn't bad, she's pretty fun

John Cheese life lessons is the fucking worst and when they started letting Anita Sarkesian clones write about gaming

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 21:19:31 No.17136361 Report

Quoted By: >>17136494

>I'm not going to bore you with the nitty-gritty details of Pokemon math, because reading about it actually makes you less physically attractive

Stopped reading there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 21:22:08 No.17136430 Report

Quoted By:

>Open Article
>First point is players become obsessed with Math
>laugh my ass off

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 21:24:14 No.17136483 Report

Quoted By:

>>17135239

*tips fedora*

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 21:24:33 No.17136494 Report

Quoted By:

>>17136361
you read that much? I just read the topics.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 21:25:21 No.17136515 Report

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>>17136320
All of Christina's credibility went out the window when she claimed male fashion was a straight line
Hurr jeans and t shirt > pants and shirt > suit > smoking

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 21:25:55 No.17136532 Report

Quoted By: >>17136584 >>17136895

>random number between 1-31 added to each stat

>OBSESSED WITH MATH

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 21:27:29 No.17136584 Report

Quoted By:

>>17136532
>that short kid in a suit that's way too long for him
topping my keks

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 21:27:58 No.17136600 Report

Quoted By:

>>17128587
>the harcore fans became perverts

Whoa, it's like literally every fanbase on the fucking planet

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 21:28:00 No.17136603 Report

Quoted By: >>17136617

>le Reddit
>genwunners
>b8
>*tips fedora*
>:^)

I hate this board.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 21:28:32 No.17136617 Report

Quoted By: >>17139211

>>17136603
>I hate this board.
I hate this website.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 21:28:32 No.17136618 Report

Quoted By: >>17136807 >>17137247

>The 1st one

This list is going to be normalfag as fuck and piss me off.

I bet number 2 or 1 will be the amount of pokeporn and how weird, stupid, ugly, and/or crazy I am to fap to it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 21:33:23 No.17136736 Report

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>that pad

What they have done to those covers is unforgivable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 21:33:59 No.17136748 Report

Quoted By: >>17136933

The article is very poorly researched, over-exaggerates shit, and is filled with very weak jokes. Just like every other Cracked article.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 21:35:57 No.17136807 Report

Quoted By:

>>17136618

Yep you're right about 1 and 2

He comments on a bra with pokeballs drawn on that older fans wear is somehow perverting because the characters are young

Even for normalfag standards that seems like a big reach

Older fans wearing a logo on clothes /=/ fapping to young cartoons

At least most of the commenters seem to realize this guy is saying crap

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 21:39:10 No.17136877 Report

Quoted By: >>17136952

>Pokemon got dark

Hypno.png

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 21:39:14 No.17136879 Report

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some cracked articles are good, but you REALLY need to sift through the shit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 21:40:41 No.17136895 Report

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>>17136532

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 21:42:40 No.17136933 Report

Quoted By:

>>17136748
Not to mention the goddamn tumblr bullshit has most of the writers brainwashed. Expect to see forms of it pop up in at least over half the articles. It's disgusting

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 21:43:32 No.17136952 Report

Quoted By:

>>17136877
Yeah, this guy selectively chose examples from later generations while ignoring Pokedex entries from the first two gens.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 21:47:31 No.17137033 Report

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>hurr ur a nerd if you do simple math XD
>SPOOPY GHOST TYPES
>omg perverts XD
>some shitty website made using HTML that I've never heard of (omg perverts pt 2)

I was expecting them to point out how much rule 34 is produced as a result of Pokemon, too, since they were going that route.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 21:51:27 No.17137126 Report

Quoted By:

>>17129329
Well if you start talking about putting fire spin on charizard, then expect to be called a retard.

>waaaahhhh people are using whats good

How about you git gud instead of wanting everyone else to git bad

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 21:52:06 No.17137152 Report

Quoted By:

>>17128587
>anyone who shows a deep interest in anything has no life

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 21:55:11 No.17137234 Report

Quoted By:

>>17129329
>playing pvp without gitting gud

You faggots are the worst, especially in Fightan games

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 21:55:29 No.17137247 Report

Quoted By:

>>17136618

>will be the amount of pokeporn and how weird, stupid, ugly, and/or crazy I am to fap to it.

The only part of the article I agreed with.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 23:15:27 No.17139211 Report

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>>17136617
>this website
I hate the internet

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Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2014 00:05:59 No.17140571 Report

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I saw that article on their page, cringed, and tried to ignore it. It's likely stupid as shit

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Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2014 00:12:37 No.17140768 Report

Quoted By:

>>17129396

>Ash

You should have ignored him right there

John Lydon lol !xPOSER9PtU

John Lydon lol !xPOSER9PtU Sun 05 Jan 2014 00:13:24 No.17140787 Report

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You don't even need to know the formula for stat calculation to IV breed/EV train. I've used it once, ever, and it was to see the difference between the old stat calculation and the new stat calculation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2014 00:17:52 No.17140923 Report

Quoted By: >>17141067

I didn't look at the article but did he mention Ash at all or is it just used as an image?

John Lydon lol !xPOSER9PtU

John Lydon lol !xPOSER9PtU Sun 05 Jan 2014 00:24:09 No.17141067 Report

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>>17140923
He didn't mention Ash.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2014 00:24:23 No.17141072 Report

Quoted By: >>17141110

>"Drifloon" is the Japanese word for "Heart Feet and Ghost Poop Toupee."

I... I'm not sure what to say.
Drifloon is the ENGLISH name. I know Cracked is terrible but that's just asinine.

The entire thing is 99% m-muh genwun opinions.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2014 00:25:01 No.17141085 Report

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"Any form of grinding in any game or working hard at a hobby you enjoy makes you a loser" -Cracked.com

John Lydon lol !xPOSER9PtU

John Lydon lol !xPOSER9PtU Sun 05 Jan 2014 00:26:11 No.17141110 Report

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>>17141072
That was a joke, Anon. Anything in small text under a picture is a joke, even though that usually means "something stated as a fact even though it clearly isn't true".

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2014 00:33:43 No.17141296 Report

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>>17129396
>"Is there even ash in that game"?
>"what about misty or brock?"
at that point he wasn't even talking about them as gym leaders. He probably didn't even play the games, just watched the anime. He's not a pokemon fan.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2014 00:52:51 No.17141801 Report

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Number 3 is only a surprise to people who never read the Dex entries. You don't even need to look at the ones for ghosts to find creepy shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2014 01:29:46 No.17142630 Report

Quoted By:

>>17129238
>>17129198
Difference between those two wars was that one was a plot point, one was mentioned in an off-hand way and never brought up again

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2014 01:32:13 No.17142688 Report

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>A decorative bra, something almost all women wear
>QUIT SEXUALIZING OUR YOUTH!
You know they made licensed Pokemon underwear for little boys back in the early 2000s, right?

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