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Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 18:38:08 No.17132975 View View Reply Original Report

You have 3 Pokémon and the current life of your own. That means, most probably, you don't have time to professionally compete in the League, but rather have a job/vocation/duty, etc.

Which would be the 3 Pokémon that would best fit your current lifestyle?

Not babby mode: no legendaries

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 18:53:58 No.17133283 Report

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>Meowth as a pet
>Sableye as a surrogate child
>Rotom to do my laundry

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 19:06:33 No.17133564 Report

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Omanyte - I collect ammonites
Glameow - I own cats
Vullaby - I'm going to be learning how to taxidermy and articulate bones in the near future.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 19:43:16 No.17134261 Report

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>eevee because it's so damn fluffy
>munchlax to be lazy with
> steelix, becuase fuck you steelix is the shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 19:54:01 No.17134455 Report

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I'm currently studying for a degree in Marine Biology, so I'd probably choose Lapras, Horsea, and Noibat.

However, I wouldn't really be apposed to putting that on hold and taking on the League, in which case I'd choose Noibay, Tynamo, and Honedge.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 20:15:15 No.17134945 Report

Quoted By: >>17135185

slaking - lazy
gardevoir - play mate when I'm bored
sylveon - it's fluffy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 20:20:55 No.17135072 Report

Quoted By: >>17135185

Dragonite for getting around
Gardevoir for intelligent psychic coversation and cuddling
Machamp because I work in a warehouse and having four arms would be really useful for lifting heavy shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 20:25:41 No.17135185 Report

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>>17134945
>>17135072
>Gardevoir
>intelligent convos, playmate, and snuggling

Oooookay, anons.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 20:42:28 No.17135629 Report

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Ninetales because he's my bro
Shuckle for unlimited berry juice
Haunter/gengar to scare the shit out of people/play hide and seek when bored/sleep aid

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 20:50:33 No.17135829 Report

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>Banette as a bro
>Staraptor as transportation
>Gallade because wynaut?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 20:56:29 No.17135960 Report

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Abra to teleport me places to cut out travel expenses, Leavanny to help with my sewing, and Mareep for wool and backup electricity.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 21:05:33 No.17136108 Report

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>>17135960
>using your pokebro as a source for wool

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 21:08:09 No.17136146 Report

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>>17136108
>not shearing a sheep
Shit's bad for the sheep, son.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 21:16:00 No.17136298 Report

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I'm an architecture student so...

>Noctowl, the only pokemon that will stay up as late as me
>Arcanine because he's my bro, I love dogs, and for transportation.
>Timburr to help me build models

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 21:22:47 No.17136448 Report

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>Houndour because here's my dog
>Smeargle because I want someone to draw with me
>Mawile or Togetic because cute

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 21:32:19 No.17136706 Report

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Hawlucha, because he's a total bro
Emolga to be my wingman with the ladies, that kind of cuteness is irresistable
Noivern for flying and because he's a badass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 21:44:02 No.17136963 Report

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>>17132975
>Ditto
>Oddish
>Grimer?
3 isnt enough...i'd want to collect a bunch of poison pokemons.

The Doctor 5343-9034-93-63 Bug (Butterfree, Vivillion, Beautifly)

The Doctor 5343-9034-93-63 Bug (Butterfree, Vivillion, Beautifly) Sat 04 Jan 2014 21:48:30 No.17137050 Report

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I work as a research assistant in a lab, so...

Alakazam?
Porygon?
Reuniclus?

Xuske - 2148-8799-0067

Xuske - 2148-8799-0067 Sat 04 Jan 2014 21:53:37 No.17137190 Report

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Well, as a science studient...
>Reuniclus for study citology
>Goomy because is megacute
>Lugia because f*ck you it's mine

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 22:06:06 No.17137475 Report

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well id like to be a theoretical physicist so assuming i actually achieve that

Porygon-Z(because dimensions, would really help with research if i coul actually harness its ability and would just be a bro overall
Deoxys (oh cmon it fits so well)
and rotom i guess

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 22:22:04 No.17137843 Report

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>Deoxys

>Physics

Nope, if anything that's DNA/Evolution. You get a palkia

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 22:39:00 No.17138260 Report

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>>17137843
I guess im just biased in favor of deoxys since its my favourite legend, it has got all that space association going on i guess (that and palkia is insanely OP compared to deoxys)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 22:42:43 No.17138347 Report

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Vaporeon - cause is a bro
Volcarona
Mawile - mah cutie

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 22:50:26 No.17138544 Report

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autism thread?
getting machoke to train with, ditto for the lulz and sigilyph because blood totem

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 22:55:28 No.17138691 Report

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hmm i'm studying architecture so

porygon-z: been my boy forever, maybe i could render on it?
rotom-h: late night snacks in the studio, could become other appliances (like fridge)
meowstic: little nigga would just chill while i'm working, all quiet and eerie and shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 22:59:22 No.17138791 Report

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Lapras - i surf regularly
Gengar - cuz dats mah bro
Aerodactyl - fly me places

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 23:00:10 No.17138815 Report

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Machamp, Scrafty, Arcanine
No hesitation, easy answer.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jan 2014 23:15:15 No.17139204 Report

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Social work loser, reporting in. I think I might want/need:

>Meditite w/ telepathy ability
>Mind Reader
>Detect
>Calm mind
>Protect
To help me read my client's minds. Potentially decent for assisting in meditation practices. Also, to act as my body guard/orderly and to restrain my clients if they decide to go into rage mode... which happens way too much >_>

>Eevee w/ anticipation ability
>Charm
>Baby-Doll Eyes
>Helping Hand
>Wish
Therapy and personal pet! For charming clients and putting them at ease. Anticipation for preparing for a client KOing me.

>Noivern w/ frisk ability
>Fly
>Agility
>Snatch
>Dragon Pulse
For travel purposes mostly. But the frisk ability would be nice for when clients have to be searched. And snatch would come in handy if one of them brought in a weapon T_T

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