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ITT: Pick a location in the Pokemon universe, whether it be a city, town or cave. Got it? Take your time Okay nigga ready? Now pick a Pokemon who appears in that location or in a route next to it can be chosen as your starter. Done? Hurry up. Ready?You were born in that location and have lived there your entire life. That Pokemon you chose is the last Pokemon alive and has to save you from a meteor collision. You can use the resources the location you picked has available to help you. How fucked are you?
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>Village of Dragons >Axew Yep I'm dead.
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>Fortree >Absol >Lots of wood Not gonna help. At least Absol will warn me of my impending doom though.
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>Mauville >Minun Minun ain't gonna do shit. Even if the city is directly supplied in electricity by New Mauville, I'm not sure there could be anyway to make good use of that electricity.
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>>17136816 >Absol: Rrrrrrhh grr rhh sorrrrr >You: what are you saying man? >Giant meteor appears through the clouds >You: Oh... Anonymous
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>Pewter City >Jigglypuff Well, unless it can put the meteor to sleep, then it looks like I'm dead. :^)
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Distortion world, giratina Cool
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>>17136638 >>17136816 >>17136870 >All these hoennfags Let's get some Johto in here
>Blackthorn City >Dragonite Fuck yeah Draco Meteor right back at ya
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>>17136896 >Meteor shower comes from underground instead of from the sky Well fuck
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>>17136638 >Swablu >In a random route I would be fucked. The best it can do is covering my eyes to not see the death coming
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>Fortree >Kecleon as much as I like Kecleon, I'm fucked.
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>>17136638 >New Mauville >Magnemites Good luck killing me from underground faggits
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>>17136898 Hoenn had the most interesting towns and cities and fuck it, map in general Anonymous
>The moon >Deoxys I'll enjoy watching you assholes blow up as I left with Deoxys displaying the Disney channel because of its electromagnetic wavelengths
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Mossdeep City with Wailmer I'll just launch a rocket at it.
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>Frost Cavern >Abomasnow At least I'll die with a beautiful ass scene
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>Oldale Town >Ralts QUICKLY! GROWL TO LOWER THE METEOR'S ATTACK STAT
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>>17137146 >implying the shower will be at night Get fucked aurora-fags
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>Sootopolis City >Azumarill Haha, I guess God forgot Fairies aren't affected by Dragon moves]
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>>17137119 But anon don't you remember
Rockets only launch when the # reaches 100 Anonymous
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>>17136638 >driftveil >frillish it can take me down to its lair 5 miles underwater so I'll live
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>>17137262 Haha anon, I guess you forgot
Azumarill isn't Fairy in Hoenn Anonymous
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>>17137349 >Mew >S.S. Anne >The truck My sides anon, you broke em
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Lumiose City with a Murkrow. FLY AWAY NOW
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>Be me >Be in Azalea Town >Have trusty Slowpoke >Meteor incoming >Hmm >Slowpoke use Yawn >One turn later >Meteor ZzZzz >Slowpoke use Calm Mind >Slowpoke use Psychic >gets SpDef drop >Meteor ded And thats how me and Slowpoke saved the world.
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>>17137399 >meteor woke up! >meteor used doomsday >slowpoke fainted! >azalea town fainted! >johto fainted! >the world fainted! >trainer has run out of pokemon and blacked out! Anonymous
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>>17137393 >not asking Sycamore to use the combined ultimate moves of the Kanto starters to destroy the meteors and if that doesn't work asking Clemont to to use his Clemtronic Gear to build a defensive unit to protect your lives OP said you can use the locations resources anon
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>>17137393 Holy fuck does that picture have an illusion effect where it looks like there is an alternate face or am I just tripping balls
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>Snowpoint >Regigigas Cue giants scene from Majora's Mask
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>>17137367 Regardless, Anon is a Fairy type.
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?Goldenrod ?Abra ?Teleport
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Phillip 0447-6304-7363 (Kecleon, Teddiursa, Smeargle) Sun 05 Jan 2014 02:50:03 No. 17144624 Report >>17136638 >Ecruteak >Trevenant >Trevenant, use Forest's Curse on the meteor! >Meteor changes from Rock to Grass type. >With the help of fire type pokemon like Magmar in the Burned Tower, we burn the meteor to ash before it collides with Earth. Anonymous
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>Lacunosa Town >Kyurem >implying it isn't the meteor >implying I'm not going to be eaten >implying I'm probably not doing this right but Giant Chasm is closer flavourwise
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>Breeding route in XY >Smeargle I'll just have him sketch the meteor and shoot another meteor up at it.
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>>17136638 >Mossdeep >Wailord I can live in its mouth when the meteor hits. I will live.
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>>17144624 >the ash enters the atmosphere and blocks out the sun, causing a new ice age Anonymous
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>geosenge >hawlucha > i use that ultimate weapon to destroy the meteor
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>Slowpoke Well >Magikarp g fucking g
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>>17136638 >veilstone >croagunk oh man oh man
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>Vermillion City >Snorlax Might be ok, Snorlax could deflect or eat it.
Phillip 0447-6304-7363 (Kecleon, Teddiursa, Smeargle)
Phillip 0447-6304-7363 (Kecleon, Teddiursa, Smeargle) Sun 05 Jan 2014 03:31:06 No. 17145556 Report Quoted By:
>>17144824 I didn't think of that. And that's how we ended up with Aurorus and Tyrunt fossils!
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>Azalea Town >Slowpoke I die, then Slowpoke saves me 3 months later
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>Fortree >Tropius I'd fly away and then live off the fruit that grows on its neck.
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>Goldenrod City >Drowzee >Some try to hide in Goldenrod tunnel >Others try to escape via magnet train At least Drowzee can put everyone else to sleep so we don't feel the collision...
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>Ice Path >Swinub Why the fuck would anyone want to live in there their entire life?
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>Lilycove >Staryu I just chill at the beach with my Staryu, the meteor can't hit us since meteors are destroyed in the athmosphere. If it was a meteorite I'd be worried.
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>Celadon Game Corner >Porygon i better have 9999 coins
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>>17146115 Mr. Brainiac here figured it out. There's no danger after all.
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>>17146115 thank you i was wondering when someone was going to realize that
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>Castelia City >Eevee I think I'll be fine. More manmade resources than almost anywhere else, the most adaptable Pokemon around, and if worse comes to worse we retreat to the sewers.
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>lilycove >duskull I don't suppose I can get the orbs from Mt. Pyre and do some cool shit with Groudon and Kyogre?
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>Verdanturf and Roselia Err, I'm pretty sure Verdanturf has some good healing stuff (cured whatever Wally had), and Roselia has Aromatherapy. Not bad.